I have decided the best method to deal with the unsettling/disgusting/unwarranted/unwanted/insulting behavior people appear to believe is acceptable as a method to open dialog is to just be disturbing as fuck. #adventuresininternetdating
Next on “How NOT To Start A Conversation With A Stranger!” We have yet another suggestion of allowing randos to lick sweet sticky substances of me. I may not be interested. #adventuresininternetdating #internetdatingfail
Here’s tip, don’t attempt a conversation with this as an opener. Online it will get you mocked and blocked, in real life it will get you a swift chop to the throat.
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I grasp that internet dating sites are a lowest common denominator meat market, but gods damn man. I don’t see it as too much of a hassle to read, what amounts to less than a 5x5 essay worth, of information before messaging someone. I just do not suffer fools gladly…. #adventuresininternetdating #internetdatingfail