adventures with suitemates

I will straight up do things out of spite. 

Person: “You can’t touch that.” 

Me: *touching it* I’m sorry, did you say something? 

Person: You can’t eat that. 

Me: 

Originally posted by haidaspicciare

Person: I bet you won’t jump off this bridge. 

Also me: You right. *pushes person off bridge* But you’ll never be able to tell anybody.