adventures with eugene the croala

Eugene the croala just mentioned that there is a fortune teller in the game who can tell you what your lucky item is, and then told me that ‘if he could increase his luck in love, he would wear anything.“

He also told me he was in a relatively famous band once but that they 'disbanded because when they went mainstream because it wasn’t about the music anymore’, which goes directly against p much everything he has ever said to me about wanting to be famous.

Eugene… Eugene plz.

You are channeling space greaserfish that is not healthy.