adventures of okcupid

[screenshot of a iPhone OkCupid app conversation:

Dude: Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

My reply: This message was more disappointing than Bethesda’s E3 2017 presentation.

Dude: lol omg lol what’s up]

I forgot to tell you guys that I have a great new way of responding to random dudes on OkCupid.


One of the few advantages of being what’s colloquially referred to as a ‘non-passing’ trans woman is that I don’t get creeped at on OKCupid as much as cis ladies do.

But apparently when I catch the attention of a Chaser, boy howdy.

This is the saga of a mild-mannered but creepily persistent dude from France who sent me fifty messages over the course of three weeks. Username redacted to protect the insistent.