adventure-time-parody

BUFF KITTY!

I’m a buff kitty and I’m also a bear.
I can shake-a my fanny, I can shake-a my hair!
I’m a tough tootin’ Himmie, I can eat all your nums!
Eat all your nums, I will eat all your nums!
If you’re an evil Meow, I will punch you for fun!

anonymous asked:

Adventure Time! Come on and grab your friends! As we go to very different lands! Jake the dog and Finn the Human! The fun will never end it's adventure time!

Hmm it has a nice tone, let me fix that for you:

Invasion time! Come on try to escape! As we wreak havoc in your land! with Tallest Red and Tallest Purple! The conquers never end it’s invasion time!