(Some backstory to help here)
Our Dnd group had found that the city had research to some dodgy stuff. Upon investigating, we found a man who had large spikes stabbed into him which we were told that the spikes were carefully placed into the mans body parts in order to make him incredibly strong. So they basically had the power to advance certain aspects.
Our groups goblin had the stats of 2 (he couldn’t even speak properly, he only yelled “STRONK” and “BASH”)
Friend (plays Stronk): So, with this spike, if I was to stab it in my head, would that make me incredibly smart?
DM: you have absolutely no knowledge of how to place it in your head, you will most likely die
Friend (plays Stronk): but like, is there a chance?
DM: I can assure you that you will most likely just stab yourself in the head and die
Everyone else: If the DM is telling you this, its most likely true. Don’t.
Friend (plays Stronk): I would like to stab the spike through my skull
DM: *rolls a fail* you fucking stab yourself in the brain and die instantly
Rest in peace Stronk.