My dad took me on a daddy-daughter bonding trip to New York and I found out he was cheating on my mother with Oprah Winfrey after she got into our car, kissed him, and then turned around to tell me that she was my new mom.
I was having an affair with an ex-teacher of mine who lived near my house. One time he invited me to this party and basically all I did was wait around the pool with a soda in my hand because he was with his wife the whole day. I don’t know even know why I went because the only time he spent with me was during twilight when we all started passing around booze. That’s when he brought me to this sort of secluded area and put his arm around my shoulder. I was really happy, but also kind of uncomfortable because I was eating a sandwich and sort of staring at the pool. We stayed like that for a while before I started thinking to myself how crappy the situation was. I knew that this wouldn’t last long, yet I still wanted to be with him. Eventually I made him let go of me before I walked into this very shapely hedge, which then absorbed me.