I’m on register at work:
~waits patiently behind counter with absent smile until a customer walks close enough and/or shows necessary amount of interest
~has a set script of prompts in my head to follow during transactions
~cheerful yet non-descript customer service voice and can repeat same exact tone infinitely.
~breaking from prompts or skipping through parts may cause minor glitches, such as accidentally repeating the same prompt again or completely skipping necessary ones
~absentmindedly tends to my area using the same five or so actions in a continuous loop until new person arrives
~Abnormally knowledgeable in my craft
~wears same outfit every day
~Nothing unusual phases me
~walking away and coming back is like a brand new interaction. I have little to no memory of you
- 1 or 2 six-sided dice - paddle or something similar (water bottle, back of hairbrush, etc) - bondage rope (optional) - timer (optional)
- agree to a safeword - male partner is restrained to bed (optional), female partner in position of her choosing - use 1 six-sided dice for regular play, 2 six-sided dice for intense play
How to play:
- The female partner rolls the dice each round for seven rounds. Every time the dice is rolled, an action is performed based on the result.
- If the male partner can survive all seven consecutive rounds without giving in or using his safeword, he is permitted to fuck her/cum. Failure to complete all seven rounds means only she is given pleasure.
Rounds and their actions:
Roll #1: Slap
Male partner receives a number of slaps to the balls equal to the dice roll.
Roll #2: Punch
Male partner receives a number of punches to the balls equal to the dice roll.
Roll #3: Squeeze
With thumb and forefinger on each testicle, male partner’s balls are squeezed for a duration equal to 10 seconds multiplied by the dice roll. (for example, 1 = 10 seconds, 2 = 20 seconds, 3 = 30 seconds, etc.)
Roll #4: Respite
Male partner’s balls are massaged and dick sucked for a duration equal to 10 seconds multiplied by the dice roll. (for example, 1 = 10 seconds, 2 = 20 seconds, 3 = 30 seconds, etc.)
Roll #5: Squeeze
Same as Roll #3.
Roll #6: Punch
Same as Roll #2.
Roll #7: Paddle
Male partner receives a number of paddles to the balls equal to the dice roll. If no paddle, use kicks or knees.
Adult swim have announced a new mobile game, Pocket Mortys, a Rick and Morty Adventure game, in homage to the Pokémon series, where you can catch, collect, and battle with Mortys (infinite timelines, infinite Mortys), out on the 14th of January
m/f (or m/m) couples game • ballbusting, tease & denial
You will need:
- nothing but your bodies
- agree to a safeword - male partner in position of her choosing
How to play:
- The female partner gives the male partner a handjob (or blowjob) with one hand while squeezing his balls continuously with the other. She may go as fast/slow and as hard/soft as she likes. Alternatively, the male partner must jerk himself off while she squeezes his balls.
- The female partner never lets up on the pain. The male partner must try to cum before the pain is too great.
- If the male partner uses his safeword, he must make the female partner cum and he is not permitted to cum for the rest of the night.
- none: ballbustee may be sitting, standing, restrained, or any way you like.
How to play:
- the ballbusting partner flips a coin: if heads: s/he adds 10 seconds to the running total if tails: s/he kicks, punches, or slaps him in the balls
- after every coin flip, the ballbustee may choose one of the following two options: flip again: flip the coin again. cash in: the ballbustee is permitted to fuck the ballbuster for an amount of time equal to the running total. if they are not able to cum in this time then they must pleasure their partner orally and wait until the next session
- Male partner stands, kneels, or is on all fours naked in front of female partner.
How to play:
- Female partner delivers her choice of a hit to the balls (kick, slap, punch, knee, etc) or a squeeze (no longer than ten seconds).
- If the male partner remains standing, add 10 seconds to the running total and repeat the first step.
- If the male partner drops to his knees (if standing) or the floor (if kneeling/all fours) he is finished. He is permitted to fuck the female partner for the amount of time he has accrued or receives a blowjob for the amount of time accrued.
Due to the adult nature of the game, the ad campaign for “Conker’s Bad Fur Day” was limited to Playboy and Maxim, as well as late-night television. These scans actually came from the promotional booklet, “Conker’s Little Black Book,” which was handed out at a promotional event on South Padre Island during spring break; other hand-outs included, t-shirts, temporary tattoos, and condoms. (Reportedly winning awards for alternative media.) The illustrations from the booklet, created by John Brockenbrough for Leo Burnett, were later re-used for the actual magazine ads.
When I went to my senior prom, looking for the perfect prom dress was a nightmare. Just days before the event, I went from store to store, blindly thumbing through the racks and not having a clue what it was that I really wanted. It actually took me an entire day to find the perfect dress. But now, as I reflect on that time of chaos, I’m realizing that my prom dress shopping experience might have been a little less stressful and a lot more fun if I considered my favorite YA books for prom dress inspiration.