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#Toonami Game Review: Attack on Titan

Toonami doesn’t always review games related to anime that plays on the block, but it seems in the case they will make an exception. Here is Toonami’s review of the Attack on Titan Video Game.

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I feel like an NPC character when...

I’m on register at work:
~waits patiently behind counter with absent smile until a customer walks close enough and/or shows necessary amount of interest
~has a set script of prompts in my head to follow during transactions
~cheerful yet non-descript customer service voice and can repeat same exact tone infinitely.
~breaking from prompts or skipping through parts may cause minor glitches, such as accidentally repeating the same prompt again or completely skipping necessary ones
~absentmindedly tends to my area using the same five or so actions in a continuous loop until new person arrives
~Abnormally knowledgeable in my craft
~wears same outfit every day
~Nothing unusual phases me
~walking away and coming back is like a brand new interaction. I have little to no memory of you

Seven Hells

m/f (or m/m) couples game • ballbusting

You will need:

- 1 or 2 six-sided dice
- paddle or something similar (water bottle, back of hairbrush, etc)
- bondage rope (optional)
- timer (optional)

Setup:

- agree to a safeword
- male partner is restrained to bed (optional), female partner in position of her choosing
- use 1 six-sided dice for regular play, 2 six-sided dice for intense play

How to play:

- The female partner rolls the dice each round for seven rounds. Every time the dice is rolled, an action is performed based on the result.

- If the male partner can survive all seven consecutive rounds without giving in or using his safeword, he is permitted to fuck her/cum. Failure to complete all seven rounds means only she is given pleasure.

Rounds and their actions:

Roll #1: Slap

Male partner receives a number of slaps to the balls equal to the dice roll.

Roll #2: Punch

Male partner receives a number of punches to the balls equal to the dice roll.

Roll #3: Squeeze

With thumb and forefinger on each testicle, male partner’s balls are squeezed for a duration equal to 10 seconds multiplied by the dice roll.
(for example, 1 = 10 seconds, 2 = 20 seconds, 3 = 30 seconds, etc.)

Roll #4: Respite

Male partner’s balls are massaged and dick sucked for a duration equal to 10 seconds multiplied by the dice roll.
(for example, 1 = 10 seconds, 2 = 20 seconds, 3 = 30 seconds, etc.)

Roll #5: Squeeze

Same as Roll #3.

Roll #6: Punch

Same as Roll #2.

Roll #7: Paddle

Male partner receives a number of paddles to the balls equal to the dice roll. If no paddle, use kicks or knees.

Have fun!

Time Trial

m/f (or m/m) couples game • ballbusting, tease & denial

You will need:

- nothing but your bodies

Setup:

- agree to a safeword
- male partner in position of her choosing

How to play:

- The female partner gives the male partner a handjob (or blowjob) with one hand while squeezing his balls continuously with the other. She may go as fast/slow and as hard/soft as she likes. Alternatively, the male partner must jerk himself off while she squeezes his balls.

- The female partner never lets up on the pain. The male partner must try to cum before the pain is too great.

- If the male partner uses his safeword, he must make the female partner cum and he is not permitted to cum for the rest of the night.

Have fun!

Bargaining Chips

f/m or m/m ballbusting game

You will need:

- 1 coin

Setup:

- none: ballbustee may be sitting, standing, restrained, or any way you like.

How to play:

- the ballbusting partner flips a coin:
if heads: s/he adds 10 seconds to the running total
if tails: s/he kicks, punches, or slaps him in the balls

- after every coin flip, the ballbustee may choose one of the following two options:
flip again: flip the coin again.
cash in: the ballbustee is permitted to fuck the ballbuster for an amount of time equal to the running total. if they are not able to cum in this time then they must pleasure their partner orally and wait until the next session

Have fun!

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'Rick and Morty' Season 3 Ordered by Adult Swim for 19 Episodes; Dan Harmon Talks Plans to Create a Video Game for Series
Co-creator Justin Roiland shared that he already started writing for 'Rick and Morty' Season 3 storyline last November. Plus, the Adult Swim network officially announced they already ordered for a 3rd installment. Meanwhile, Dan Harmon talked about spoilers and creating a video game for the show.

RICK AND MORTY SEASON 3 WILL HAVE 19 EPISODES AND THEY ARE PLANNING A FUCKING VIDEO GAME WHERE YOU CAN VISIT UNLIMITED DIMENSIONS WITH YOUR PORTAL GUN

also can we take a moment to appreciate the ABSOLUTE SHIT WRITING in this article? it’s awful. it sounds like drunk justin wrote it.

Iron Balls

couples ballbusting game

You will need:

- Nothing

Setup:

- Male partner stands, kneels, or is on all fours naked in front of female partner.

How to play:

- Female partner delivers her choice of a hit to the balls (kick, slap, punch, knee, etc) or a squeeze (no longer than ten seconds).

- If the male partner remains standing, add 10 seconds to the running total and repeat the first step.

- If the male partner drops to his knees (if standing) or the floor (if kneeling/all fours) he is finished. He is permitted to fuck the female partner for the amount of time he has accrued or receives a blowjob for the amount of time accrued.

Have fun!

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So the Rick and Morty soundpack for Dota2 was made official!

Here’s all the dialogue!


Music Box

m/f (or m/m) couples game • ballbusting

You will need:

- something to play music with
- bondage rope or restraint (optional)

Setup:

- agree to a safeword
- male partner in position of her choosing, legs preferably spread and restrained so escape is impossible

How to play:

- A song, songs, playlist or album is chosen in advance (depending on intensity)

- Once the music starts, female partner slaps/punches/pulls/squeezes the male partners balls to the beat of the song/s.

- If the male partner can survive the entire song/playlist without using his safeword, he is permitted to fuck her and/or cum.

- If the male partner uses his safeword at any point, he must first make her cum before starting another song of their choosing again.

Remember: Songs with greater beat variation can be the most fun! Try choosing some with peaks and troughs throughout or those that build to a crescendo. Get creative with your choices and above all…

Have fun!

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“Conker’s Bad Fur Day (Promotional Booklet)”

  • Stitched together from multiple sources:
  • Due to the adult nature of the game, the ad campaign for “Conker’s Bad Fur Day” was limited to Playboy and Maxim, as well as late-night television. These scans actually came from the promotional booklet, “Conker’s Little Black Book,” which was handed out at a promotional event on South Padre Island during spring break; other hand-outs included, t-shirts, temporary tattoos, and condoms. (Reportedly winning awards for alternative media.) The illustrations from the booklet, created by John Brockenbrough for Leo Burnett, were later re-used for the actual magazine ads.
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15 Prom Dresses Inspired By Your Favorite YA Books

When I went to my senior prom, looking for the perfect prom dress was a nightmare. Just days before the event, I went from store to store, blindly thumbing through the racks and not having a clue what it was that I really wanted. It actually took me an entire day to find the perfect dress. But now, as I reflect on that time of chaos, I’m realizing that my prom dress shopping experience might have been a little less stressful and a lot more fun if I considered my favorite YA books for prom dress inspiration.