rate the Giants 25 man roster from most to least attractive
Hahaha I can do that for you anon. Note that the fifth outfielder and second back up infielder spots aren’t decided yet so I’m going to assume that Ehire Adrianza and Kyle Blanks are going to win those spots in Spring Training. Also, this list is definitive and there will be no arguments from here on out. To the rankings!
1. Joe Panik 2. George Kontos 3. Buster Posey 4. Andrew Susac 5. Brandon Crawford 6. Matt Cain (note: a lot of the upcoming middle rankings are basically interchangeable) 7. Chris Heston 8. Javier Lopez 9. Sergio Romo 10. Josh Osich 11. Hunter Pence 12. Matt Duffy 13. Brandon Belt 14. Gregor Blanco 15. Ehire Adrianza 16. Madison Bumgarner 17. Jake Peavy 18. Denard Span (if he lost/trimmed the beard he’d move up) 19. Kelby Tomlinson 20. Angel Pagan 21. Jeff Samardzija 22. Hunter Strickland 23. Santiago Casilla 24. Kyle Blanks 25. Johnny Cueto
That was surprisingly difficult after the first eight or so. There’s a lot of average looking dudes on the team. Alas, I can’t give Cueto bonus points for his amazing instagram posts so he comes in last imo. Also, it was really sad to not have Tim Lincecum in this list somewhere.