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The African Coast, unspecified location. Unspecified. We have know way of knowing which part of the massive African coastline this shit is going down. Unspecific. Possibly Egypt. Possibly, half a hemisphere down, South Africa. Perhaps we’re off the coast of Sierra Leone. Perhaps Angola. Maybe Sudan. Perhaps. Who knows. Who knows where we are in this vast wide world. Who can say. We can locate tiny towns in Tennessee for Tony Stark to sleuth about but. How can we possibly pin down the location along the coast of a 11,677,239 square mile/30,244,049 square kilometer freakin continent. How. How can we. Too much to ask. Too much. This is the Mission most Impossible. Tom Cruise abandoned Jeremy Renner and the franchise is doomed. We cannot locate the specific part of the giant African coastline. It remains unspecified.

IF I SEE PEOPLE HATING ON KILLIAN AFTER THIS I WILL SLAP THEM

KILLIAN IS THE PET OF A DISGUSTING SPELL AND HE WAS ABUSED ALL ALONG BY RUMPLE

DON’T YOU DARE HATE THE VICTIM OF THE TRUE MONSTER