adorkable idiots in love

anonymous asked:

There's this drarry fic I read but haven't been able to find again. Harry and Draco have a potions mishap in hogwarts and they have sex. Fast forward to adulthood and harry is bitten by a werewolf/something and is very protective over his 'pack' (people he considers family/pack also people he's slept with). That's all I remember. Can you help me find it?

YES. THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVES!

The Light More Beautiful by firethesound (81k)
Thirteen years after Draco accepts Potter’s help escaping the horror of his sixth year, he returns to England where he makes the unfortunate discovery that Potter is still as obnoxious as ever. And worse, more than a decade overseas hasn’t been enough to dim Draco’s obsession with him.

Now, for anyone who hasn’t read this, I wouldn’t peg this as a werewolf fic so even if you usually aren’t into that, chances are you’ll like this anyway. This fic is written by one of my absolute favorite writers and it is in my top 10. I’ve read it many times and I will rec it until everyone on earth has read it.

Why you should read it:

• Auror!Harry
• Harry has a motorcycle
• there’s sooooo much pining it is beautiful and amazing I can’t
• Draco has an owl who hates delivering mail
• it’s also all in Draco’s POV which is awesome
• clever!Draco too!
• The Noble and Most Ancient Game of Drinks
• side-pairing Pansy/Luna which is perfect
• “Pots and Pans”
• the entire fic is HILARIOUS, in the laugh-out-loud kind of way
• it is also packed with cool world-building details such as how the Floo Network works and how it’s handled by the Ministry (AGNES!!)
• Harry is an adorkable idiot that I love oh so much
• really he is super precious™
• he’s also POWERFUL yes
• Harry has an on-going battle with the NAME (Name And Moniker Establishment) at the Ministry, he has such a gift for “offensive” acronyms that they dare not speak his name
• also quite a bit of case!fic in there

Bucky Barnes does not brood. 

Nope, brooding in the style of Heathcliff, looking attractively tortured and tormented, is not his element at all. 

Instead, Bucky Barnes pouts.

Granted, the Barnes Pout™ is utterly adorable, it also has the power to induce a severe Code Blue in one Steve Rogers, especially since that Pout is so kissable - madjpofakjfpqeoiruq[0mmmhrphraghh—

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Steve Rogers, Muse of the Blanket Fort, Insufferable Punk Whether He’s Bitty or Big –

Originally posted by wellfuckyoutooworld

– and will happily supply the Barnes Daily Ration of Sugar upon request

anonymous asked:

Imagine Stiles taking pole dancing classes because he sees how much strength it takes to do that shit and he feels weak and inadequate and hopes it'll help him get stronger and maybe not so clumsy. Turns out he's a natural. And the day Derek crashes the class (he thinks its regular dancing) because he needs Stiles to help him research the newest weird shit and sees Stiles working the pole goes down in Beacon Hills history as the day Derek Hale walked into a metal pole and broke his nose.

There is literally nothing I can add to this post. It is perfect. Derek Hale accidentally walking into things because he’s too distracted by Stiles will forever be my aesthetic. 

May Stiles go on to live a long and happy life as a pole dancing instructor and may Derek forever go walking into poles, falling into pools and tripping over trash cans because of it as long as they both shall live.

“You’re job is dangerous, Stiles.”

“Oh my god. I’ve been doing it for ten years, Derek. I think I’ll be fine.”

“I wasn’t talking about for you, you idiot.” 

(meanwhile their kids are probably face palming in the back ground; all they wanted was normal parents but instead their dad gives pregnant women pole dancing lessons every Tuesday in their living room while playing the Star Wars theme tune while their papa has gone through his third pair of glasses this month alone because apparently parents aren’t too old to be love sick idiots)  

Okay, but imagine Superboy being added to the cast of Supergirl for season two.

Kara dealing with this angsty teen boy with anger management issues who doesn’t quite understand how to be a normal person yet.

Kara acting as a mentor to him, helping him understand and control his powers.

Kara treating him like a little brother and calling him her cousin just like Clark.

Kara helping him pick a name and giving him tips about fitting in to high school.

Conner going to her for “big sister” advice whenever he feels like an outsider.

Supergirl and Superboy fighting crime and protecting National City together as a team.

Kara making sure Conner doesn’t lose control in the middle of combat.

Kara telling Conner he can’t go out on patrol with her until he finishes his homework, and Conner getting all pouty about it.

The news media starts broadcasting headlines like "Who is Supergirl’s new boyfriend?“ and both Kara and Conner's reactions can best be summed up simply as, "EeeeeeeEEEeeeeWWwWwwWww!" 

The two of them eating ridiculously huge amounts of food together while binge-watching Netflix with Alex.

Kara teasing Conner about his first crush, his first date, his first kiss.

Kara adopting this super-powered, anger-prone teenage dork into her little Earth family and making him feel like he finally belongs somewhere.

10 Things my Friends just don’t get about K-Pop/K-Pop fans

This is my first serious post, but I felt like rambling about this since I’ve been doing so many ‘Fangirling about K-Pop around friends’ scenarios
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10. Why some music videos are so weird

Honestly, I don’t really know how to explain it myself. Some K-Pop stars just like weird or enjoy being random, and I honestly love watching them as long as they’re not disturbing (it’s not a K-Pop song, but PONPONPON scares me)

9. Why the guys wear so much makeup

It makes me so mad when friends say that they look like girls because of all the eyeliner (makes me wanna shove a picture of shirtless Minhyuk from BtoB in their face). Famous guys wear makeup all the time, during movies, music videos, events, etc; Korea just makes the make up more exaggerated. And they also say I only like them with makeup on, but I find them just as cute with out it; though it’s a little strange since they almost always have makeup on around a camera.

8. Why they’re so close; ‘why they act gay around each other’

This one is a little less heard from my friends, but I’ve heard that question a few times. My explanation to them most of the time is that they all love each other; they’re like a second family after all. It’s honestly really really cute when you get used to it because it shows how close they are… But I hate it when they use the word ‘gay’ to describe how they look or act. It’s offensive towards gays and them, because they say it as an insult most of the time, which is NOT okay. Even if one of them was gay, I don’t think they’d go for one of their members.
also: OTP/BroTPs

7. Why all our time is taken up by them

There are so many bands out there, and getting to learn them all is really time consuming. I like to have at least a good background knowledge for all the bands that I can, whether they are popular or deserve to be popular. Since a lot of time is spent learning all of this and it’s still fresh on my mind, it all slips out without really thinking about it. Plus, it’s fun to talk about and fangirl about, cause you can’t not fangirl when thinking/talking about them.

6. Why we love them so much

This one’s an obvious one because literally every friend I have has asked me that. There are too many reasons, some have been covered and will be covered in this post. In short, I’m gonna say that they’re just adorkable idiots who love their fans(us) so much, so we need to get them the attention and awards that they deserve.

5. Why it’s so hard for us during comebacks

I can’t be the only one with friends who want to shove me off a bridge during comebacks, right? It can be a really hard time to go through, yet all they do is roll their eyes and tell us to shut up. Sometimes it’d be nice that, even if they don’t understand us, that they’d be a little supportive and deal with our fangirling more around those times.
I have friends who go through a hard time when their favorite show airs another episode or finale, and while it’s repetitive and I hear it all day for weeks, I still try and support them, so they should return the favor. =o=

4. Why our phones are full of pictures of them and why it’s so hard to delete them

Okay, I know I’m not the only one who saves pretty much every picture of her biases, and I know I can’t be the only one who’s phone is totally full because of those pictures. I honestly don’t understand this myself 100%, but there’s something about having them that makes me happy… and deleting them is way too hard omg

3. Why it’s entertaining to watch them even if we can’t understand them

While it is really frustrating to watch a video without subs, sometimes there’s not a need for them right away. Especially with BTS for me, I can watch them without subs and be entertained and fangirl just as hard. Other than that we just wait for subs and continue towards our goal of learning Korean someday. xD

2. Why we fangirl so hard during music videos

While a huge part of it is their looks because omg they are hot, that’s not always the reason we fangirl. I fangirl over how well their vocals sound or how good the song is as well, so it’s a pity that some friends think I/we love them just for looks

1. Why we listen to music we don’t understand

Every friend ever has asked me why, but I actually like not being able to understand the music until I look it up. Its fun being able to try and figure out what the song is saying through the music video of the sound, it’s one of my favorite things to do. And then when I fall in love with a song and look at what the song is really saying, it makes me fall in love with it all over again.
Either that or I sit there like “lol omg I was so off on what this song means, oops.”

-Admin Jinnie

anonymous asked:

:DDDDD Stucky, 37, please?

Steve Rogers can dance.

Yes, he actually can.  And he was good at it too.  “A regular Ginger Rogers” was the way Bucky put it, ducking and laughing his ass off when Steve swatted at him for it.

But that was because Steve had to take Ginger’s role if the two of them danced together, because of the height difference. 

The problem came with actually asking dames - excuse us, girls to dance.

“ ‘Wanna dance?’ Two words, Stevie, very simple.  Smile charmingly when you do it and I know you can manage a nice smile - knocks me offa my feet every time you use it on me!” was Bucky’s lecture, chapter and verse. 

But for whatever reason, Steve just couldn’t manage to pull it off and pretty much played wallflower, well, at least until that particular night when Mary Kelly Murphy was the one who dragged Steve to the dance floor and the two of them had a fine time together.

Bucky did not get into a fist fight with Big Jim Starkey afterwards and got them thrown out of the dance hall because he suddenly felt all irritable and grumpy while watching Steve impress Mary Kelly with his footwork.  Big Jim was a class A chump who made a habit of calling Steve “a fairy” and Bucky figured the man was due some payback. 

And Bucky totally wasn’t going to get himself good and sloshed after watching Steve - bigger and just as beautiful as ever - get his flirt on with Peggy.  Who was, mind you, the finest dame he’d ever seen - Steve was one lucky bastard at long last. 

So it wasn’t until it was a good seventy odd years later, in which the two of them were slowly, but surely, recovering from their respective hells, that Bucky felt like dancing again. 

And of course, he was surprised as anything to find out that everyone seemed to think that Steve had two left feet or didn’t know how to move with any kind of rhythm at all.  Had they seen this idiot fight?  Once he’d gotten the serum and didn’t have to worry about his lungs or his heart, he’d thrown himself into martial arts like a duck to water. 

So just as Tony was flapping off about “teaching Captain Left Feet” how to dance and putting on some tunes that would be “comfortable for old dinosaurs to dance to” that Bucky decided it was time to correct everyone’s assumptions about Steve.

Steve beat him to it.

“Wanna dance?” Steve asked.  And God help him, there was that charming, sunshine smile that never failed to take him out at the knees.

Bucky said yes. What the hell else could he do in the face of that?

The dancing eventually led to some other interesting discussions, namely, “So basically the two of us are idiots who have been pining after each other for seventy something years - God help us.” 

They’d get to that. Eventually.

But now, Bucky had his hands on Steve’s waist - he’d get to That Delectable Ass a lot later, if Steve was willing - and they had some dancing to do.

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This author ([サイコソーダ] タカツキ[ソウヤ]) always names them “Satoshi” and “Shigeru” but I guess it’s actually Red/Green post-verse (only naming them that way)… I don’t know?!

Anyway, damnit that artstyle.

(And that “Satoshi”/Red.
“Moshi-moshi?
"HELLOOOOO ♥♥♥♥♥ I LOVE MY HONEYYYYYY-”
*Off.*)

But Frozen isn’t the first !

I think I might just have solved the “but Frozen is not the first movie to teach us girls don’t need a prince” conundrum.

See, I read one too many comment waving the Mulan flag on Youtube today and it got me thinking, yes, there was Mulan, and there was Brave so how come so many people insist that Frozen is the “first Disney movie” to tell us princesses don’t need princes to save them ?
The more I though about it, the more I realized that Frozen is the first movie that did go there although it did not have to.

What is Mulan about ? A girl defies gender roles to save her father and ends up saving her country. The romance between Zhang and Mulan in secondary to the storyline. Mulan is a movie about courage, honour, military strategy, gender roles and trust, but not about love.

Brave is about a girl who accidentally turns her mother into a bear when trying to get away from parental expectations. It is a story about mother-daughter relations, bravery (obviously -_-’), gender roles and family. But not about love.

Frozen, is about two girls, one of them has power and loses controle of them. The other gets mortally wounded by said powers can only be saved by “an act of true love”. It is a story about, family, bravery and love. “True Love” is a the  very center of Anna’s (and Krisoff’s) quest for the second half of the movie.

Now let’s imagine Hans never went after Elsa on the frozen fjord, Kristoff did run back to Anna and unmade Elsa’s spell with True Love Kiss, and then Anna went to Elsa and calmed her down or whatever. It think it would not have been a bad ending, an expected one, yes, but not a bad one.
It would have made Frozen an okay movie, about the princess falling for the (un)expected non charming guy (see pretty much any popular teenage romance on TV at the moment for further reference). It would still have made for a pretty neat, funny, beautifully animated movie with catchy songs and relatable characters, though probably less successful than it actually was. (Try to imagine, a world in which Frozen was just your regular pretty enjoyable Disney movie, replaced by the next one the following year – hard, I know, but just try.)

Now try to imagine a prince charming waltzing in and saving the day for Mulan and Merida, it would totally ruin the points of both movies.

Frozen could have worked without the « no prince » thing, but the creators decided to go there even though they didn’t have to and that’s what made it brilliant. That’s what made the audience go “Finally Disney !”

Frozen is not the first movie in which a princess doesn’t need a prince to save her, but it is the first movie that deliberately plays with this trope, puts it at the center of the story and then completely obliterates it, twice.
First we get Hans : looks like a prince, smells like a prince (probably), turn up to be a total asshole. Trope thwarted.
Then we get Kristoff, looks like a caveman, smells like a reindeer,  acts like a doofus, could be a prince charming in disguise. But does he save the princess ? NO. Her sister does !

So you get half an hour of two adorkables idiots traipsing around through snow looking for an act of true love to save the princess, and then BAM ! Sister’s love !  Did you all expect true love to be of the (heterosexual) romantic kind ? Sure you did ! that what we’ve been fed all our lives, only to get bitch slapped by Frozen, saying “Hey, true love can come in so many shapes, why limit it to romance ?”

And that, my dears, is me, still thinking way too much about Frozen, two years after its original release….

“This is torture”

they went back in not once but FUCKING TWICE AND LOOK AT HOW SHE WAGGLES HER HEAD OMG IT’S SO ADORABLE I CAN’T EVEN BREAAAAAATHE. these two could never be boring cause look how excited they are about each other and that will never stop because i bet even when they are 80 there will still be new things to find out about each other and ways to surprise each other THEY HAVE SUCH A FUCKING BEAUTIFUL LOVE I AM PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF DEALING JEEEEZ WHAT IS AIR

Okay so a) you adorkable idiot. I Frakking love you. And b) WE’RE so generous?! What about you and your ridiculously genuine personal interactions with all those people? She is the generous one, guys. I can’t even.