Well, shit. Now I’m actually thinking about the logistics of it and you’re a terrible person for encouraging this. Because it would be adorable. Matt knocking shit over just because, everyone assumes he’s just in a bad mood. Not true, he just wanted to. Matt having all this lethal grace as he like backflips off a fire escape and catches someone in mid-air and still lands on his feet. Matt refusing to get out of bed because the sun is shining directly on it and he’s stretched out in it and has the most “I will fucking cut you if you try to make me move” lazy look on his face. And, of course, leaning into scritches or rubbing of the horns, until he realizes he’s doing it then, fuck you, he’s too cool for this shit, and leaves with a sullen look on his face.
….I’m so mad about everything right now because like I needed this.