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A Compilation Of Jack Zimmermann Being An Adorable Little Show-Off

Fighting Off Football Players for Eric ‘Heart Eyes’ Bittle

Jack ‘My Dad Jokes Are Hilarious’ Zimmermann

Being a jolly hockey son

“See I can bake too Bittle!”

I’m just going to buy my good buddy Bittle to an oven, my friend Bittle…not even friend…teammate…my teammate Bittle…I’m such a good Captain.

Such a good Captain…No ulterior motives at all…look at the oven I bought for you the team bought for you…Bittle look at it. 

What undying love? He’s so happy…I’m such a good boyfriend Captain.

Being a show offy Liberal Arts dork (Tater is trying his best!)


Jack being a cold-resistant French Canadian son 

Jack being way too pleased that William ‘Hockey Players Don’t Bake’ Poindexter thinks his ass is fantastic 

Carrying his lovely boyfriend  over his shoulder because he’s a muscular, hockey playing, french canadian, liberal arts, Dad-Jokey, son.

I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN

25 years in the future Dip’s kid stumbles upon this really weird statue in the forest… 

Me: Please let Lito’s mom be a good person. He obviously loves her so much. If she rejects him it will kill him and me. I will cry and sob if she treats him like the media is treating him. Please please please do not make me cry over Lito’s pain again.

Lito’s Mom: *Is understanding. Hugs him. Tells him she is proud of him. Cut off all the people who used to call themselves her friends once they started badmouthing Lito. Makes Lito and Hernando laugh*

Me: *sobbing* YOU STILL HAD TO MAKE ME FUCKING CRY DIDN’T YOU!!!