Otayurio at the Grocery Store
- Yurio: *reaches for cocoa puffs*
- Otabek: ...
- Yurio: *stands on his toes and tries to make their arms longer*
- Otabek: *watches him struggle*
- Yurio: FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE! STOP PUTTING THE FUCKING BOX OVER YOUR HEAD, YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS AND I JUST WANT MY GODDAMN FRICKING DICKING COCOA PUFFS! FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCKER