Aries Pros: the chemistry is insane. you will feel mentally and physically attracted to them. Cons:they are really hard on themselves and might shut you out. can sometimes be a little too intense.
Taurus Pros: they can cook or at least make mac and cheese. love cuddling and are super loyal. Cons: can have a hard time opening up and it might seem personal. they might be annoyingly lazy at times.
Gemini Pros: romantics and will always put your feelings and needs first. adorable little geeks super smart. Cons: can over think things and might get upset for wrong reasons. might make you feel intellectually inferior.
Cancer Pros: someone that you can really trust. will be really good with commitments and treat you right. Cons: will never tell you what’s wrong bc they don’t like conflict. can get sometimes very defensive.
Leo Pros: will have some of the best memories with them. never a dull moment and they’re super hot. Cons: sometimes can get too wild and might not always be loyal. can hurt your feelings because not that sensitive.
Virgo Pros: the sweetest person ever and will always consider your feelings. adorable yet mature and serious. Cons: they will feel bad about themselves but take your reassurances with a grain of salt. can be overly sensitive.
Libra Pros: really good kissers. can be really flirty and make you feel special. Cons: sometimes their outgoing nature can leave you in the dust. playful teasing could get annoying.
Scorpio Pros: someone you can always trust and have understand you. really intense sexually and emotionally Cons: can sometimes be too intense or serious and fill the room with bad vibes. can shut down.
Sagittarius Pros: a little goofball. you will always have fun with them and they love connecting mentally. Cons: will never really commit or like to be super serious. can give mixed signals or be really immature.
Capricorn Pros: will make you feel special. someone who will always be loyal and trustworthy. Cons: very very controlling. can be manipulative with or without knowing.
Aquarius Pros: they’re always up to try new things. will never make you feel uncomfortable. Cons: sometimes they can’t be the big person in situations and it can lead to problems. can be a little too aggressive.
Pisces Pros: you will pee yourself laughing with them. they will be your best friend. Cons: they will close up without telling you why. miscommunication can turn into a problem.
THIS EPISODE WAS JUST
DECKERSTAR FEELS FROM START TO FINISH.
Let’s start with Lucifer trying to get
Amenadiel to embrace LA, brother bond time, and Lucifer taking over as the tour
To be honest, I’d still want to listen
to him talk about sites and even boring stuff. His voice is just so
And then Chloe being all stern and giving
orders to Lucifer and Lucifer listens to her. My heart!
Oh Ella you cute, adorable geek. She’s so cute
you have to agree with me on this.
Okay when Cooper’s son showed up, I totally
did not like him at first sight. Nope. The moment he said evict with that
attitude I was like, “You better shut the hell up boy.”
Evicted? Evicted my ass.
And Lucifer so desperately trying to save his
home and feeling like he’s on his own because Chloe is trying to find a legal
way to save his home but to him, it just felt like she was leaving him to fend
for himself. (But DAYUM Chloe. Playing the dealbreaker. Damn she got dem
So anyways, back to the club.
HOLY MOLY DID LUCIFER GO WILD AND EVEN BETTER
CHLOE JOINED HIM IN IT AND THEY DANCED! DANCED THE NIGHT AWAY!
AND OH LINDA. I love her so much. She knows
what’s up. She knows Chloe is Lucifer’s home and she even told him later that
under the subtext that he had already found his home after Lucifer had told her
what Chloe did for him without asking anything in return.
AND BY THE WAY! THAT SCENE MADE ME SCREAM
INSIDE. Oh my precious Chloe helping Lucifer save his club by turning it into a
heritage site. Okay, it’s ridiculous but if it works, it ain’t stupid!
And Lucifer was just so happy and confused and
shocked. Oh my devil boy has never received such a gift. NO! DON’T MAKE
YOURSELF SAD BY THINKING OF SUCH AWFUL THOUGHTS.
But then you got Dan sleeping with Mom. Ew. I
have to agree with Amenadiel on this one. Just ew.
Dude, your friend (sort of) kissed and slept
with your Mom. I know she’s using him but Dan doesn’t know. Oh Dan you poor
boy. But still ew.
Mazikeen you little shit. Oh gosh I can just
imagine her showing that to Lucifer. He ain’t going to be happy that’s for
BUT THEN YOU GOT LUCIFER CONTEMPLATING OVER
HIS FEELINGS FOR CHLOE BUT IN THE END RESULT HE STOOD HER UP ON THEIR DATE! (I
know he’ll make up for it in the next episode but it still hurt okay).
AND THEN MOM JUST HAS TO SHOW UP READY TO BLOW
CHLOE SKY HIGH AND THEN IT JUST HAS TO END THERE!
Thank goodness Lucifer is going to save the
day in the next episode. BUT THE PROMO. CALLING IT, THEY ARE GOING TO KISS!
BUT WHAT THE HELL?
SO LIKE NEXT EPISODE WE MIGHT FINALLY GET TO
KNOW WHY CHLOE IS IMMUNE TO LUCIFER???