adorable cake

Meanwhile at the bunker...
  • Dean: Hey Sammy. I've got to talk to you about something
  • Sam: Sure Dean
  • Dean: So it's like this alright... You know how I love pie the best?
  • Sam: Yes I know how you love pie the best
  • Dean: Yeah and I always did since I can remember. And if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake-
  • Sam: You'd throw a bitch fit
  • Dean: I'd politely decline. Shut up Sammy I'm talking. Anyway all my life it was pie and not cake.
  • Dean: But imagine that one day this cake came into my life... this really amazing cake. Like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate - plucked from God's own dessert tray, if you will.
  • Dean: And I'm like "DAMN! I need to eat this cake right now." And it's not like I don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome. But this cake looks so good that I might never eat pie again
  • Dean: I can see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
  • Sam: Dean what...
  • Sam: What are you even saying?
  • Dean:
  • Dean:
  • Dean: I might be a little gay for Cas
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Robert Small Headcanons

He’s hypersexual and will occasionally feel super guilty about it.


Once you guys get comfortable with each other you’ll wake up to fifteen texts from the man. All of them are pictures of Betsy.


He doesn’t like going through your front door and will ask you to leave your window unlocked.


If you take his flask he will pull out another one and look you dead in the eyes as he drinks it. The other dads did this before and got up to 10 flasks before Craig made them stop.


He will burst into tears when looking at Amanda’s baby pictures (he loves that she had a horse phase, AND that you’re using it against her).


He has set his kitchen on fire at least twice.


He absolutely adores rum cake.