adopt one direction

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So basically, the first time i heard of 1D was in like 2023 but EVERYONE liked them so i boycotted them bc i was a little savage and didn't want to be main stream. I never even listened to them i just straight up boycotted them lol. Until last summer when i was in the train with my friends and we were bord so i pulled out my phone and was like "story time bitchass" so we searched up those REALLY REALLY bad 1D fics on wattpad, like "adopted by one direction" etc. and we made fun of them 1/2

2/2 and it was hillarious so i was like “imma write a really bad one direction fanfiction too” (i used to write fanfics for other fandoms and kinda missed it. So i started and it was like extra bad but suddenly i was like “mhh harry & louis would be kinda cute together” and put them in there as a side pairing, and then i wondered if anyone else thought that way and searched on tumblr for it and now here i am That story is so messed up lol MY WORST DECISION EVER WAS BOYCOTTING 1D hssjj

Wow that is hilarious, so you became a larrie before your ass knew there were other larries? I love it. Also I love that you hated 1D so much that you wanted to write a bad fanfic, that’s some dedication

Squad Goals Episode 3: Rhiannon’s Secret pt.1 🔞

“And All… I need is a beauty and a beat that can make my life complete! It’s all, bout you when the-”

My ringtone blares from my side of the bed and I reach for it aimlessly hoping that it won’t wake up Justin.

“Hello?” I” answer groggily my voice cracking at the end of my question,

“Hey baby girl,” Justin’s perky voice answers on the other line I turn around to find his side of the bed empty. I place a hand to his side and realize it’s quite cold too. He’s been gone for awhile.

“Hey babe, where are you?” I ask with a quiet yawn trying to keep my eyes open for this conversation.

“ I went for a jog with Alfredo I was going to ask you to join us but you looked so cute sleeping that I couldn’t do it” I smile and wake up a little more

“What time is the run through for your video?” I hear Fredo saying something in the back but it’s too muffled for me to make out the words.

“4:30, what about your shoot?” He asks and I can tell that he’s started to run a bit faster.

“9 Am  on the mark,” I say checking the clock on my phone before my eyes widen.

“Jay,” I say patiently he pants a bit before answering

“yeah Nonnie?” He answers and for a moment I swear i hear something downstairs. It’s probably Belinda his housekeeper.

“It’s 5 Am! Why are you running so early and how the fuck did you wake up Fredo?” Before i can get an answer two all male bodies are in the bed one holds me in A tight embrace while the other tickles me mercilessly.

“What. The. Fuck!” I struggle to grit my teeth between bouts of laughter as Fredo’s hands tickle my abdomen and Justin holds me in place with a loud laugh. Fredo stops tickling me long enough for me to catch a breath,

“why?” I groan slapping away the boys

“good morning mami!” Fredo booms hopping off the bed before throwing open the curtains to Justin’s room.

“I hate you,” I murmur hiding my face in Justin’s chest

“I brought donuts senorita” I pause…

“with sprinkles?”

“Are there any other kind? Now get up I’ll make some coffee in that kitchen you two never touch” and with that Fredo walks out of Justin’s room closing the door behind him.

“Cameras will be here at around 7 that’s why I got up so early I just wanted a bit more time with you to myself,” I kiss his lips and take off the trucker hat that holds his messy hair.

“You’re wearing my shirt” he notes playing with them hem and lifting it a bit to show off a pair of his Calvin Klein briefs.

“and my underwear” he says with gasp and I giggle.

“Let’s go downstairs baby” he whispers placing a kiss on my cheek he pulls me along with him but I stay on the bed he gives me a look of confusion

“I’m nipping it up hardcore” I say and it’s the truth because it’s cold as hell in his bedroom and being so close to him this morning didn’t help any.

“W-what?” Justin stutters choking on a laugh and I throw a pillow at his stupid blonde head,

“this isn’t a joke okay? It’s like female morning wood” he gives me a serious face,

“well that’s no fun is it? Here, let me help you Nonnie” Justin pushes me back onto the bed and hovers over me precariously before ripping away his shirt from my body

“Just-” he covers my protesting mouth with a tongue filled kiss and I relax against the mattress. He massages my sides before palming my breasts in his large, calloused hands

“Justin…” I moan arching into his touch and he begins to massage and roll my nipples between his fingers until they are soft instead of the hardened pebbles they were before.

“Better?” he whispers before leaning in to kiss me again I nod and he adds a bit more pressure,

“mmm, what flavor of doughnuts did you get?” I moan and he bursts into peals of laughter.

“Babe, my hands are all up on your chest…. and you’re thinking of some donuts?”  I arch into his hands again as he squeezes my boobs,

“I’m starving no joke, but this is nice” I say lazily before he removes his hands to wrap them around my waist, pulling me into a big, warm hug. The door opens but Justin doesn’t notice

“and… she’s naked.” Fredo says Justin shields my naked torso with his body

“only half” Justin argues and I hide my smile in his chest

“well hurry up your coffee’s getting cold” then he leaves.

I get dressed in a simple Nike sweatsuit because once I got to the photoshoot they’d change me anyway. Fredo Justin and I munched on donuts and talked for a good two hours before the cameramen showed up at the door. Right before they called action Justin gave me the kiss of a lifetime leaving my cheeks rosy and red for the world to see.

“I can watch your shoot until it’s time for me to leave then you can catch a ride back with Kylie she’s in it too yeah?” I nod and stare at a little girl next to us in traffic our window is cracked just enough and I can hear Justin’s album blaring from her car

“Jay,” he turns to look at me and I point out the window

“Jay listen,” he listens and smiles before rolling down my window I wave at the girl’s mom to get her attention and her jaw drops then I lean back and Justin leans over me as far as he can to wave at the little girl who screams, laughs, then cries

“I love you!” He yells she waves and blows both of us kisses before traffic picks up again. I know that he didn’t just do that because there’s a camera in the car. He was just that genuine of a guy and maybe this show would help people see that.

      “I love kids Nonnie I wanna have like five!” He says excitedly and I only nod and kiss his cheek. Justin has always been vocal about his want for a big family and I’ve always placated him with a smile and a laugh but it seemed that today that really wouldn’t be enough.

“How many kids do you want anyway?” He wonders aloud gripping my hand in his I stare out of my window and become acutely aware of the cameras documenting this exchange.

“I’m not sure… maybe more than one?” He puts his lips to my hand and smiles at me I return the grin but deep down I can’t help but cringe at the secret I’m keeping from him. He drops the topic as we pull into the studio parking lot, Kylie is waiting for me by the door and it looks like Gigi, Kendall, and Cara decided to tag along.

“Hey babes!” I yell as I hop out of the car and run over to the girls who each take me in their arms for a big hug, Cara kisses me on both cheeks and I smile pointing at my ‘CAKE’ shirt, she slaps me on the ass and laughs. I’ve missed her.

“Hair and makeup is ready for us doll face,” she looks at an approaching Justin as we walk inside she points to the seating area

“girls only Bizzle sorry!” Justin flips her off and takes a seat on a couch. Kylie and I are both seated in makeup chairs as stylists zoom around us with hairspray and makeup.

“ You seem tense Rhi what’s going on?” I take a deep breath and decide that now is as good a time as any to let the world…and eventually Justin know about my secret. It’s a bit comforting that the girls already know.

“Um, yeah it’s just Justin mentioned a family again, you know, kids” the girls look at me with expectant eyes and I close mine because my stylist holds a brush to my face,

“have you not told him about your childhood?” Kylie wonders

“it’s never really come up you know? I mean yes he knows I’m adopted but I haven’t gone further into that”

“do you want to tell him?” I feel my eyes burn with tears and I curse silently because the makeup artist has already started to apply my foundation.

“I want too… I need to tell him that I was abused in the foster system and that has shaken my view of family considerably” the girls all nod and Kylie reaches for my hand and I continue because it feels really good to get this off my chest.

“The media is always wondering about my past and I try my hardest to make sure none of it slips out but I think letting people know will help with making people aware of what goes on in foster homes and families”

“And you aren’t talking about all foster homes and families right?” Cara asks to clarify and I nod in agreement

“yeah some are the greatest and it sucks that they get a bad rep just because of the ones who are shitty.”

“Babe Justin isn’t going to judge you know that right?” Of course I knew that.

“Besides you guys Justin is my family I guess I was afraid of scaring him away? It sounds so stupid out loud oh my god” Kendall wraps her arms around my shoulders and looks at me in the mirror

“did we treat you any differently when you told us?” I frown and shake my head

“that boy loves you so much that it makes us all sick” I give a watery laugh at Gigi’s comment and raise my arms

“hug?” My stylist steps back politely and they all smother me in a hug, even Kylie who’s stylist is holding a curling iron dangerously close to her face. The shoot is going great it’s for Wonderland Magazine and the theme is all black everything.

“Stop snapping pictures of Rhiannon’s ass Justin!” Gigi yells from their place behind the cameras I burst out into a laugh and Kylie joins me, the cameras capture the candid moment and I can’t wait to see it.

Justin has to leave at around three and before he goes I run up to him and give him a huge hug

“what’s the matter princess?” He asks his brown eyes full of concern I only hug him tighter and he mimics the action before pulling back,

“babe what’s going on?” He asks and I take a deep breath,

“just… stop by my place tonight okay? I’ve got shit to tell you” he raises an eyebrow and for a minute I think I see his eyes glisten

“are you… are you going to break up with me?” I slap him as hard as I can on his chest.

“Ow baby!”

“You idiot! No i’m not breaking up with you I love you!”

“I love you too but you’re scaring me” exactly what I was trying to avoid…

“ Everything is gonna be fine Jay” I say quietly and he presses a light kiss to my nose

“promise?” I nod and kiss his lips

“promise.” He then leaves and I turn back to my girlfriends with a nervous smile

“‘I’m going to tell him tonight.” I’m welcomed into yet another group hug. I love my family.


Here we have your dear husband Harry. You guys had been struggling for months to have a baby. You tried fertility treatments and had been to more doctors than you can count. You finally decided maybe adoption was the best option for you both now so you started the paperwork and began looking for your perfect baby. You finally found an orphanage in Ghana that seemed perfect and they told you that they had a baby for you. You were too excited to sleep the whole 7 hour plane ride there. You rode dirty, crowded busses and sweated through your clothes but neither of you minded. When you finally got to the orphanage you could tell Harry was especially fidgety as you started on the last of the paper work. You were both nervous but you knew that he might’ve been even more excited than you so you told him to go ahead and meet your new daughter as you finished up. He looked at you with wide eyes and kissed you on the cheek before bolting through the doors into the nursery. The medicine woman was handing your new baby to Harry just as you walked in and you could tell that he was overcome. You walked over and both started tearing up as he looked up at you with your future in his arms.


[Harry wants a baby. Louis wanted a baby. Now he’s not so sure.]

Of course they’ve always wanted to have kids, even as young as they were in 2012. But it’s only ten years later, when they’ve been married for already three and One Direction is no longer together, that Harry and Louis will finally get to start their own family.
Or at least that’s what they thought, because Louis suddenly feels the pressure of fatherhood on his shoulders as he realizes he has to be responsible for another human being; and if that’s not terrifying he doesn’t know what it is.

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1D Pref; BSM - You're adopted and he doesn't like you (Harry)


“Mum, seriously?” Harry asked, annoyed.

“What?” Anne replied.

“You picked one of the worst child in that adoption center. She’s annoying and freakishly loud! I don’t like her.” Harry said.

“Harry! That is not nice, she’s trying you know.” Anne responded, “She’s new to everything, give your sister a chance.” 

"Fine, whatever.” Harry huffed, trudging upstairs. As Harry is walking upstairs, he can hear you singing in your room. 

“Goddamn Y/N! Quiet down, you’re always too loud!” Harry yelled, banging on your door, “Better yet, don’t even say anything. It’s so much better when you don’t talk." 

You instantly shut up, turning off the music in the process. You were really trying to get used to this family and so far, it wasn’t great.

When Harry said it was better if you don’t talk, you felt insecure about yourself. Of course, Harry was an amazing singer,  so he’d know. So you stopped the singing, you barely talked, and only talked when you were talked to.

"Y/N, dear, is everything alright?” Anne asks, a couple weeks later after noticing your lack of singing and talking.

“Yeah, everything is fine.” You smiled, “I’m just lucky to finally live in a home like this." 

"I’m glad to hear that, sweetie. Dinner will be ready in a few minutes!” Anne exclaimed.

“Okay mom.” You said, emphasizing the word mom because Anne loves it when you call her that.

You went upstairs and sat on your bed thinking about everything Harry had said. A few tears even streamed down your cheeks. Ever since that day, you barely talked to him. Actually, you haven’t talk to him at all. He would leave early in the morning and come home late at night. 

“Harry, can you talk to Y/N for me? She’s been really quiet, I miss her voice and her singing. I’m worried..” Anne said concerned.

“Um, sure mum.” Harry replied. He walked upstairs and knocked on your door, but you were too focused in your thoughts. 

“Y/N?” Harry said, walking in to see you crying.

“Hey.. what’s wrong?” He questioned, rushing to your side.

You just shook your head, not wanting to talk because of what he had said a few weeks back.

“You can tell me..” He replied. You stayed silence for a couple of minutes before you finally spoke up.

“Is my voice really that bad?” You questioned, “I’m sorry I was really loud. I’m trying to be super quiet now.”

Harry was confused until the yelling occurred to him.

“No, Y/N. I’m sorry, I wasn’t used to having another sibling and I took my stress out on you. Your voice is really amazing, actually.” Harry replied, “If it makes you feel any better, you can sing a duet with me." 

Your face instantly lit up, “Really?” 

"Yeah, I’m sorry I’ve been a terrible brother.” He said, “How about we start over?”

You nodded, “I would really like that.”

“Good. Hi, I’m Harry, your big brother.” He smiled, pulling out his hand to give you a handshake.

"Hi Harry, I’m Y/N your new little sister.” You replied, giving him a handshake.

"Great, now come here you little monkey!” He yelled and put you over his shoulder and carried you downstairs.

“HARRY!!” You screamed trying to get out of his grasps, but it was no use.

“Say cheese!” Anne yelled, taking a picture of you over Harry’s shoulder kicking and waving your arms in the air.

“My new favorite picture.” Anne said, smiling at her two beautiful children, including Gemma who just came in and tackled you and Harry.

I’m doing this follow forever because i just hit my goal a.k.a. 10k! Most people don’t know but i start this blog almost 3 years ago and it was dedicated to the janoskinas (if you don’t know who they are do not google them!), but anyway when i got tired of them i kinda left this blog die and then one direction adopted 5sos i lowkey started to like them so i made this blog about them (awful idea). all this to say after one year and half i reached 10k and made amazing friendships with people i still talk and i couldn’t be happier about it.

So I’m doing this (long ass) followforever to remind and thank the people that i’m following i love them very very much! Let’s just start this!!

♛  Whoremonster Squad  ♛

Let’s just start with my favorite memes of all the time! I’m not going to talk one by one bc this post would be 10km long, but i love you guys so freaking much and i’m pretty sure you know that! Yall my moms and sons!! I hope one of us ends up with James Franco or Drake or Guy Fieri! Yall are beautiful and so nice and goals as fuck!!! Me @ yall: I love you bitch… I’m never going to stop loving you….. BITCH

cuntmichael ; richboycalum ; memeclifford ; hoodslut ; memecal ; meanaf; lukehemigs ; vodkaclifford & pornhoods

♥  Some pals that mean hella lot to me  ♥

ashmydash - omg dani love you sosososo much and you are so beautiful my queen egg!! pls be careful with your addiction and i can’t wait till september to your 5sos concert so you can finally choose your lane! you are my lil tiny eggsy and i love youososososoososo much!!!!!!!! (SIKE BITCH)

michaelclitsfford - ALEX!!!!! i love you so fukcing much (even tho you bully me for loving michael cera sosooo much)! i loved meeting you at the 5sos concert and i’m still mad that i didn’t fight you that day (but maybe next year when i hopefully move there). you are a great girl and omfg your blurbs….. why are you trying to kill all of us??? (i still gonna read them tho) i just wish the best for you!!! and ffs stay in your michael lane

hemmingscrazy - monica omfg i still can’t believe we have know each other for almost 7 years and we met just this year at the 5trash concert. (could’ve been in a better concert but nooooooo had to be on that one) can’t wait to see you glow on ur prom and you slay everyone still i love you so much my noodle son,  i couldn’t ask for a better person than you. jk lmao you are a luke girl wtf is wrong with you

✿ heartbreak girls network  ✿

5sosjapan; tokyoluke ;  fuckboyhoods ; fknirwin   ; hemmingsreason  ; feministirwin ; 90sofficial ; newreject ; lukehateclub ; arianahoe ;michaelhateblog ; vodkashtonic

☺ cool blogs that i wish i talked more  ☺

*favorites in bold*

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0ur-her0es-with0ut-capes ; 19hoods ; 2k15irwin ; 2k15michael ; 5-seconds-of-malum ; 5secondsof-banding ; 5secondsofbadposture ;5secondsofdreamers ; 5secondsofisithiorhey ; 5secondsofwummer ;5secsofasdfghjkl ; 5secsofhotness ; 5secsofsumner ; 5sos-offical ; 5sos-perks ; 5sosandyoutube; 5sosimaginesworld ; 5soslooksoperfect ;5sosoverwifi ; 5sospenises ; 666muke ; 90spunkpop ///// a-s-h-i-r-w-i-n ;accioirwins ; adorablashton ; anarchyaustralia ; ashfuckwin ; ashs-giggles ; ashtermelon ; ashton-i-win ; ashton5sxs ; ashtonirwilly ;ashtonirwinyesplease ; ashtonirwirns ; ashtonirwns ; ashtonirwunofficial ;; ashtronaute ; ashtwerkwin ; ashtxnrwin ;awmanluke ///// bbylucas ; blondlucas ; bongkissmikey ; boopsos; brkenrecord ; butlukeslips

c - d - e

calfromyoutube ; californiamuke ; calmthehood ; calneisa ; calum-hoodrat ;calum5sos ; calumdrug ; calumisnineteen ; calumownsmyass ;calumslisp ; calumssoul ; calumtfuckboy ; charismaticlifford ;chocolate-muke ; cigaretteclifford ; cliffhard ; cliffophobic ; clifford-san; cliffordella ; cliffordsmixtape ; cliffordtopia ; cliffugh ; copyrightdog ;curlsandhairdye ; curlyhashton //////// daddyyirwin ; dammitcal ;dammitmichael ; darkskycalum ; deathcabforclifford ; derping-irwin ;devineirwin ; disconnectcd ; dopelucas ; drunkmichaels /////// effingluke; eightdayysaweek

f - g - h

fcukcake ; fivesaveourship ; fivesecondsofdrummer ; flashirwin; flyinggayflag ; fratboycal ; fricklukehemmings ; friesos ; frondzoned ;ftmike ; fuckbxyluke ; fucking-michael ; forevercashmoney ; falloutbec ;fairybreads  ///// g-o-t-t-a-g-e-t-o-u-t ; greenlght ; grossist ////// halseyisreal ; hemmingless ; hemmingshurts ; hemmo5sauce ;hemmocupcake ; hemmology ; hickeymuke ; honestyhood ;hoodlelujah ; hoodparadise ; hotlikehemmings ; huggingash ;hugsclifford ; hmuke

i - j - k

idkcalumhood ; infinitecashton ; infinitehemmo ; irwanker ; irwinati ;irwinderful ; irwinsblvd ; irwinsecure ; irwinsrejects ; irwinsway ; irwinty ;irwxnsanity ; iwriteabout5sos ///// jackhemmingz ; jeditrash ; joshuajosephs; jurassicsparks ////// kinkstralia ; kinkycalpal ; kitten-cal ; kittenmalum

l - m - n

l-os-e-r ; lamestvevo ; lattelucas ; leatherlukehemmings ; lickmecalyum ;lipring-hemmings ; livingcal ; livingwithfeels ; lostbxyclifford ; lovelymaine; lovesickluke ; lsotboy ; lucashemlings ; lucashemminqs ;lucashemmoans ; lucasrobberthemmo ; luke-lemming ; luke-ruinedme ;luke-thelad ; lukedearest ; lukehemming ; lukehiemings ; lukeingly ;lukesarmpit ; lukesheartbreak ; lukethenerd ///////// majestic-5sos ;marvelashton ; mashtonsandwich ; memechael ; michacl ;michaelcliffconda ; michaelgordonoffical ; michaelgrdon ;michaelssos ; micheaelclifford ; micool5sos ; mikeycuddle ; mikeysos; mlchaelclitford ; moanlucas ; moist-5sos ; monstermalum ;mrshemmngs ; multiplymichael ; mxlum  /////// nhlashton ; noodlenerds ;nudecake

o - p

officiallfob ///// panicinthehood ; peaceinthefandoms ; perfaussies ;perfirwin ; permanentsvacation ; pikashton ; pizzacliffrd ;pizzawithlashton ; pocketsizedluke ; pocsos ; polarizeukeboy ; pug-calum; punkfluff ; punkhunkirwin ; punkingout ; punkrocksos ;punktrashvevo ; pvnkclffrds ; pvrisss

r - s - t

rainbow-irwin ; ruggedhemmo //////// scarcasm ; sexkittenclifford ;sexualashton ; sexycal ; sexycliffconda ; shybabyluke ;simmerdownhoneyy ; skytouches ; slutmashton ; sm-ash13 ; spunkyluke; stilestilineski ; superheroashtonirwin ; sweatymuke ; swsluke ///////  tdcidk ; teasecalum ; teenagememorics ; teenagememorics ;teengdirtbg ; thanksformgc ; the1975fthalsey ; thisis5sos ; toodoughpyo ;toomuke ; toxic-michael ; tylerdosey

u - v - w

ughemmo96 ; undefinedwallflower /////// veinmichael /////// weakclifford; weirdlucas ; whats-lukes-age-again ; whatsrename ; wherescalum ;wherever-are-5sos ; whiskeyhemmings ; whisperedexplosions ;wowcalum


Harry: Uh, when I said I like to Date women older than me i didn’t mean this old! And erm.. i’m not in One Direction! ! Don’t know what you’re talking about!

*in reality the old lady is us, the “admiring” teen fans so basically we can relate to the lady. Who’s grandma is this? Can she adopt me too??