adopt one direction

blaise gets his ass fucking shot + bonus unnecessary angst: mama debeste mcmurders him, and gets away with it through a combination of general competence and gant making sure nobody looks to closely at it….but /phoenix/ Knows she did it.

phoenix hasn’t told her or anyone else he knows what happened to mr debeste and it’s sort of destroying him keeping it a secret.

Something Unexpected- Prologue (Harry Styles X Reader)

As You and Harry & walked into the Human Dynamics class on Friday afternoon everyone was buzzing. After taking your regular spot next to your Best Friend And her Boyfriend Niall, You turned to your Best friend.

“Whats the buzz all about?”

“Rumour has it we get to pick the kids for our Senior Project today”

“No way, The end of the school year is a month away, Already??” Harry’s voice had a hint of excitement in it, he could not wait to take care of a kid with you.

“Well, we have to prep for them” your best friend had a big smile on her face as The teacher called out for everyone’s attention.

“As many of you may have heard today is the day that we will picking the kids for our Senior project. For those of you who don’t know, our Senior Project is going to go as this. Since you are all adults now, some more mature than other, You will have the task of taking care of either 1, 2, 3 or if you’re the lucky pair 4 kids this summer. This will include feeding them, Changing them-Depending on their age groups, Playing with them and most of all making sure they have a safe environment. Most these kids since they come from orphanages, so they may come from a bad home or homes or could of been born at the orphanage itself. I ask you to keep this in mind while you take care of them, Smoking, Swearing or drugs might trigger them to a bad past. If you do not feel like you are able to do this there is an Alternative assignment but once you get a kid you can not back down, and if you fail to meet their needs you will fail this course and this year- any Questions?” A bunch of hands flew up including Harry who was sat next to you. She answered Harry last.

“Yes, Harry?”

“What if after this summer we fall in love with the kid or kids, could we adopted them?”

Your face went red as everyone turned towards the four of you. No one would be old enough to adopt besides Harry & Niall who were in their 20’s, (When in town the teachers let them join in class with you if they don’t disrupt them- and the Human Dynamics teacher agreed to let them be your partners for this project).

The teacher seemed surprised at him but mastered it behind a smile.

“That’s probably unlikely Harry but I’m sure we would be able to arrange that if necessary”

The teacher then went and started to go around the class, Drawing numbers out of the hat for how many kids we would get.

I turned towards Harry slapping his shoulder.

“Ouch Y/N!”

“Thats for embarrassing me” He gave a smirk before you turned around to watch everyone else pick names.

About 10 minutes later when she was almost at our row Harry started poking you.

“Go away Harry, I want to focus, I don’t want more then 1 kid”

“How would that be helping you? Come on baby, it will be fine. We are only going to get one kid-” He leaned over to kiss your lips. “Don’t panic- We are gonna spoil this kid rotten this summer- or more” He had his cheeky little grin on his face- embarrassed, you turned around. How is it that Harry Styles from the biggest band of his time wants to adopt a child with you?

Soon it was our turn and I could feel the panic set it. What if the kid doesn’t like us? What if they can’t deal with the Publicity? What if they try and run away? Harry started to rub your shoulders after seeing you tense.

“It will be easy, just pick the slip with one kid, We can handle one,” Harry said encouraging as I put my hand into the hat that would decide our faith for the summer. I groaned as I pulled it out, the teacher taking the slip from my hand.

“Congrats Y/N and Harry, you have picked 4 kids”

I look at Harry wide-eye. We have to take care of 4 kids for the whole Summer? What are we going to do?

Squad Goals Episode 3: Rhiannon’s Secret pt.1 🔞

“And All… I need is a beauty and a beat that can make my life complete! It’s all, bout you when the-”

My ringtone blares from my side of the bed and I reach for it aimlessly hoping that it won’t wake up Justin.

“Hello?” I” answer groggily my voice cracking at the end of my question,

“Hey baby girl,” Justin’s perky voice answers on the other line I turn around to find his side of the bed empty. I place a hand to his side and realize it’s quite cold too. He’s been gone for awhile.

“Hey babe, where are you?” I ask with a quiet yawn trying to keep my eyes open for this conversation.

“ I went for a jog with Alfredo I was going to ask you to join us but you looked so cute sleeping that I couldn’t do it” I smile and wake up a little more

“What time is the run through for your video?” I hear Fredo saying something in the back but it’s too muffled for me to make out the words.

“4:30, what about your shoot?” He asks and I can tell that he’s started to run a bit faster.

“9 Am  on the mark,” I say checking the clock on my phone before my eyes widen.

“Jay,” I say patiently he pants a bit before answering

“yeah Nonnie?” He answers and for a moment I swear i hear something downstairs. It’s probably Belinda his housekeeper.

“It’s 5 Am! Why are you running so early and how the fuck did you wake up Fredo?” Before i can get an answer two all male bodies are in the bed one holds me in A tight embrace while the other tickles me mercilessly.

“What. The. Fuck!” I struggle to grit my teeth between bouts of laughter as Fredo’s hands tickle my abdomen and Justin holds me in place with a loud laugh. Fredo stops tickling me long enough for me to catch a breath,

“why?” I groan slapping away the boys

“good morning mami!” Fredo booms hopping off the bed before throwing open the curtains to Justin’s room.

“I hate you,” I murmur hiding my face in Justin’s chest

“I brought donuts senorita” I pause…

“with sprinkles?”

“Are there any other kind? Now get up I’ll make some coffee in that kitchen you two never touch” and with that Fredo walks out of Justin’s room closing the door behind him.

“Cameras will be here at around 7 that’s why I got up so early I just wanted a bit more time with you to myself,” I kiss his lips and take off the trucker hat that holds his messy hair.

“You’re wearing my shirt” he notes playing with them hem and lifting it a bit to show off a pair of his Calvin Klein briefs.

“and my underwear” he says with gasp and I giggle.

“Let’s go downstairs baby” he whispers placing a kiss on my cheek he pulls me along with him but I stay on the bed he gives me a look of confusion

“I’m nipping it up hardcore” I say and it’s the truth because it’s cold as hell in his bedroom and being so close to him this morning didn’t help any.

“W-what?” Justin stutters choking on a laugh and I throw a pillow at his stupid blonde head,

“this isn’t a joke okay? It’s like female morning wood” he gives me a serious face,

“well that’s no fun is it? Here, let me help you Nonnie” Justin pushes me back onto the bed and hovers over me precariously before ripping away his shirt from my body

“Just-” he covers my protesting mouth with a tongue filled kiss and I relax against the mattress. He massages my sides before palming my breasts in his large, calloused hands

“Justin…” I moan arching into his touch and he begins to massage and roll my nipples between his fingers until they are soft instead of the hardened pebbles they were before.

“Better?” he whispers before leaning in to kiss me again I nod and he adds a bit more pressure,

“mmm, what flavor of doughnuts did you get?” I moan and he bursts into peals of laughter.

“Babe, my hands are all up on your chest…. and you’re thinking of some donuts?”  I arch into his hands again as he squeezes my boobs,

“I’m starving no joke, but this is nice” I say lazily before he removes his hands to wrap them around my waist, pulling me into a big, warm hug. The door opens but Justin doesn’t notice

“and… she’s naked.” Fredo says Justin shields my naked torso with his body

“only half” Justin argues and I hide my smile in his chest

“well hurry up your coffee’s getting cold” then he leaves.

I get dressed in a simple Nike sweatsuit because once I got to the photoshoot they’d change me anyway. Fredo Justin and I munched on donuts and talked for a good two hours before the cameramen showed up at the door. Right before they called action Justin gave me the kiss of a lifetime leaving my cheeks rosy and red for the world to see.

“I can watch your shoot until it’s time for me to leave then you can catch a ride back with Kylie she’s in it too yeah?” I nod and stare at a little girl next to us in traffic our window is cracked just enough and I can hear Justin’s album blaring from her car

“Jay,” he turns to look at me and I point out the window

“Jay listen,” he listens and smiles before rolling down my window I wave at the girl’s mom to get her attention and her jaw drops then I lean back and Justin leans over me as far as he can to wave at the little girl who screams, laughs, then cries

“I love you!” He yells she waves and blows both of us kisses before traffic picks up again. I know that he didn’t just do that because there’s a camera in the car. He was just that genuine of a guy and maybe this show would help people see that.

      “I love kids Nonnie I wanna have like five!” He says excitedly and I only nod and kiss his cheek. Justin has always been vocal about his want for a big family and I’ve always placated him with a smile and a laugh but it seemed that today that really wouldn’t be enough.

“How many kids do you want anyway?” He wonders aloud gripping my hand in his I stare out of my window and become acutely aware of the cameras documenting this exchange.

“I’m not sure… maybe more than one?” He puts his lips to my hand and smiles at me I return the grin but deep down I can’t help but cringe at the secret I’m keeping from him. He drops the topic as we pull into the studio parking lot, Kylie is waiting for me by the door and it looks like Gigi, Kendall, and Cara decided to tag along.

“Hey babes!” I yell as I hop out of the car and run over to the girls who each take me in their arms for a big hug, Cara kisses me on both cheeks and I smile pointing at my ‘CAKE’ shirt, she slaps me on the ass and laughs. I’ve missed her.

“Hair and makeup is ready for us doll face,” she looks at an approaching Justin as we walk inside she points to the seating area

“girls only Bizzle sorry!” Justin flips her off and takes a seat on a couch. Kylie and I are both seated in makeup chairs as stylists zoom around us with hairspray and makeup.

“ You seem tense Rhi what’s going on?” I take a deep breath and decide that now is as good a time as any to let the world…and eventually Justin know about my secret. It’s a bit comforting that the girls already know.

“Um, yeah it’s just Justin mentioned a family again, you know, kids” the girls look at me with expectant eyes and I close mine because my stylist holds a brush to my face,

“have you not told him about your childhood?” Kylie wonders

“it’s never really come up you know? I mean yes he knows I’m adopted but I haven’t gone further into that”

“do you want to tell him?” I feel my eyes burn with tears and I curse silently because the makeup artist has already started to apply my foundation.

“I want too… I need to tell him that I was abused in the foster system and that has shaken my view of family considerably” the girls all nod and Kylie reaches for my hand and I continue because it feels really good to get this off my chest.

“The media is always wondering about my past and I try my hardest to make sure none of it slips out but I think letting people know will help with making people aware of what goes on in foster homes and families”

“And you aren’t talking about all foster homes and families right?” Cara asks to clarify and I nod in agreement

“yeah some are the greatest and it sucks that they get a bad rep just because of the ones who are shitty.”

“Babe Justin isn’t going to judge you know that right?” Of course I knew that.

“Besides you guys Justin is my family I guess I was afraid of scaring him away? It sounds so stupid out loud oh my god” Kendall wraps her arms around my shoulders and looks at me in the mirror

“did we treat you any differently when you told us?” I frown and shake my head

“that boy loves you so much that it makes us all sick” I give a watery laugh at Gigi’s comment and raise my arms

“hug?” My stylist steps back politely and they all smother me in a hug, even Kylie who’s stylist is holding a curling iron dangerously close to her face. The shoot is going great it’s for Wonderland Magazine and the theme is all black everything.

“Stop snapping pictures of Rhiannon’s ass Justin!” Gigi yells from their place behind the cameras I burst out into a laugh and Kylie joins me, the cameras capture the candid moment and I can’t wait to see it.

Justin has to leave at around three and before he goes I run up to him and give him a huge hug

“what’s the matter princess?” He asks his brown eyes full of concern I only hug him tighter and he mimics the action before pulling back,

“babe what’s going on?” He asks and I take a deep breath,

“just… stop by my place tonight okay? I’ve got shit to tell you” he raises an eyebrow and for a minute I think I see his eyes glisten

“are you… are you going to break up with me?” I slap him as hard as I can on his chest.

“Ow baby!”

“You idiot! No i’m not breaking up with you I love you!”

“I love you too but you’re scaring me” exactly what I was trying to avoid…

“ Everything is gonna be fine Jay” I say quietly and he presses a light kiss to my nose

“promise?” I nod and kiss his lips

“promise.” He then leaves and I turn back to my girlfriends with a nervous smile

“‘I’m going to tell him tonight.” I’m welcomed into yet another group hug. I love my family.

I’m doing this follow forever because i just hit my goal a.k.a. 10k! Most people don’t know but i start this blog almost 3 years ago and it was dedicated to the janoskinas (if you don’t know who they are do not google them!), but anyway when i got tired of them i kinda left this blog die and then one direction adopted 5sos i lowkey started to like them so i made this blog about them (awful idea). all this to say after one year and half i reached 10k and made amazing friendships with people i still talk and i couldn’t be happier about it.

So I’m doing this (long ass) followforever to remind and thank the people that i’m following i love them very very much! Let’s just start this!!

♛  Whoremonster Squad  ♛

Let’s just start with my favorite memes of all the time! I’m not going to talk one by one bc this post would be 10km long, but i love you guys so freaking much and i’m pretty sure you know that! Yall my moms and sons!! I hope one of us ends up with James Franco or Drake or Guy Fieri! Yall are beautiful and so nice and goals as fuck!!! Me @ yall: I love you bitch… I’m never going to stop loving you….. BITCH

cuntmichael ; richboycalum ; memeclifford ; hoodslut ; memecal ; meanaf; lukehemigs ; vodkaclifford & pornhoods

♥  Some pals that mean hella lot to me  ♥

ashmydash - omg dani love you sosososo much and you are so beautiful my queen egg!! pls be careful with your addiction and i can’t wait till september to your 5sos concert so you can finally choose your lane! you are my lil tiny eggsy and i love youososososoososo much!!!!!!!! (SIKE BITCH)

michaelclitsfford - ALEX!!!!! i love you so fukcing much (even tho you bully me for loving michael cera sosooo much)! i loved meeting you at the 5sos concert and i’m still mad that i didn’t fight you that day (but maybe next year when i hopefully move there). you are a great girl and omfg your blurbs….. why are you trying to kill all of us??? (i still gonna read them tho) i just wish the best for you!!! and ffs stay in your michael lane

hemmingscrazy - monica omfg i still can’t believe we have know each other for almost 7 years and we met just this year at the 5trash concert. (could’ve been in a better concert but nooooooo had to be on that one) can’t wait to see you glow on ur prom and you slay everyone still i love you so much my noodle son,  i couldn’t ask for a better person than you. jk lmao you are a luke girl wtf is wrong with you

✿ heartbreak girls network  ✿

5sosjapan; tokyoluke ;  fuckboyhoods ; fknirwin   ; hemmingsreason  ; feministirwin ; 90sofficial ; newreject ; lukehateclub ; arianahoe ;michaelhateblog ; vodkashtonic

☺ cool blogs that i wish i talked more  ☺

*favorites in bold*

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fcukcake ; fivesaveourship ; fivesecondsofdrummer ; flashirwin; flyinggayflag ; fratboycal ; fricklukehemmings ; friesos ; frondzoned ;ftmike ; fuckbxyluke ; fucking-michael ; forevercashmoney ; falloutbec ;fairybreads  ///// g-o-t-t-a-g-e-t-o-u-t ; greenlght ; grossist ////// halseyisreal ; hemmingless ; hemmingshurts ; hemmo5sauce ;hemmocupcake ; hemmology ; hickeymuke ; honestyhood ;hoodlelujah ; hoodparadise ; hotlikehemmings ; huggingash ;hugsclifford ; hmuke

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idkcalumhood ; infinitecashton ; infinitehemmo ; irwanker ; irwinati ;irwinderful ; irwinsblvd ; irwinsecure ; irwinsrejects ; irwinsway ; irwinty ;irwxnsanity ; iwriteabout5sos ///// jackhemmingz ; jeditrash ; joshuajosephs; jurassicsparks ////// kinkstralia ; kinkycalpal ; kitten-cal ; kittenmalum

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l-os-e-r ; lamestvevo ; lattelucas ; leatherlukehemmings ; lickmecalyum ;lipring-hemmings ; livingcal ; livingwithfeels ; lostbxyclifford ; lovelymaine; lovesickluke ; lsotboy ; lucashemlings ; lucashemminqs ;lucashemmoans ; lucasrobberthemmo ; luke-lemming ; luke-ruinedme ;luke-thelad ; lukedearest ; lukehemming ; lukehiemings ; lukeingly ;lukesarmpit ; lukesheartbreak ; lukethenerd ///////// majestic-5sos ;marvelashton ; mashtonsandwich ; memechael ; michacl ;michaelcliffconda ; michaelgordonoffical ; michaelgrdon ;michaelssos ; micheaelclifford ; micool5sos ; mikeycuddle ; mikeysos; mlchaelclitford ; moanlucas ; moist-5sos ; monstermalum ;mrshemmngs ; multiplymichael ; mxlum  /////// nhlashton ; noodlenerds ;nudecake

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ughemmo96 ; undefinedwallflower /////// veinmichael /////// weakclifford; weirdlucas ; whats-lukes-age-again ; whatsrename ; wherescalum ;wherever-are-5sos ; whiskeyhemmings ; whisperedexplosions ;wowcalum

Something Unexpected- Chapter 2 (Harry Styles X Reader)

Soon enough it was the last day of school, and the day you would get the house reviewed by the state & The human dynamics teacher to see if they deemed you good enough to foster the kids for the summer.

“I’m so nervous, what if they don’t like the house? It’s pretty big, maybe we should have got a smaller house-” Harry was at the point of freaking out, straightening out his clothes and running around the house making sure everything in the house was perfect.

You? You were sat on the couch wishing that it was the end of the summer already so this could be over with.

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