[21:48] Suga: Daichi is dead [21:48] Suga: Yaku set the house on fire [21:48] Suga: Hinata hasn’t left the bathroom in two days [21:49] Suga: Noya can’t figure out how to open the front door [21:49] Suga: he’s been outside for a week [21:49] Suga: this is a disaster [21:49] Suga: you did this Asahi [21:50] Suga: YOU DID THIS
[21:56] Suga: Update: Asahi just got arrested [21:56] Suga: this is all your fault Asahi [21:57] Suga: all your fault
[22:09] Asahi: WHAT
[22:15] Suga: Update: Yamaguchi has also set the house on fire [22:16] Suga: i guess this is what happens when no one has cooking as a skill
[22:21] Asahi: WHAT IS GOING ON
[22:34] Suga: we’re all going to die
[22:42] Suga: oh look, Daichi has come back as a ghost [22:42] Suga: this is gonna be interesting
[22:47] Kageyama: does anyone know what’s going on?
[22:53] Suga: Update: i have drowned in the pool, Yamaguchi is locked in a bedroom, Hinata has yet to leave the bathroom, and Noya has died of starvation because he was never able to re-enter the house
[22:54] Kageyama: NO SERIOUSLY
[22:54] Suga: out of all of us
[22:54] Kageyama: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
[22:55] Suga: Daichi, Noya, and me are dead [22:55] Suga: and Asahi has yet to return from prison
[22:58] Kiyoko: Impressive
[23:00] Kageyama: wtf
[23:12] Suga: Update: Tanaka has been hit by a bicycle [23:13] Suga: he is now in a fight with the person who hit him with the bicycle
[23:20] Suga: Update: Tanaka is now on the run from the cops [23:20] Suga: because he killed a man with their own bicycle [23:21] Suga: looks like Tanaka will be joining Asahi in prison soon
[23:26] Asahi: oh joy
[23:28] Tanaka: I am so confused
[23:30] Ennoshita: Jesus, this is intense
[23:32] Suga: this isn’t even intense anymore [23:32] Suga: this is just a disaster
[23:33] Ennoshita: what have i done?
[23:34] Asahi: DON’T ENCOURAGE HIM
[23:37] Suga: so far you have joined the underground criminal society
[23:41] Ennoshita: i mean, i may or may not have mafia members in my family [23:41] Ennoshita: So [23:42] Ennoshita: that sounds like something i would do
[23:49]: Suga: Tanaka was just arrested for manslaughter, with the murder weapon being a bicycle
[23:49]: Asahi: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING????
[23:50] Suga: and Asahi was arrested for unknown reasons [23:50] Suga: he was just arrested
[23:51] Asahi: CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON??
[23:52] Ennoshita: cause of arrest- [23:52] Ennoshita: General Sketchiness
[23:54] Asahi: what have i ever done to deserve this?
[23:59] Suga: Update: Ennoshita is being investigated for his work in the underground crime syndicate
[24:00] Ennoshita: Obviously I don’t get caught
[24:00] Suga: because someone caught him stealing a pair of curtains from town hall
[24:03] Ennoshita: oh [24:03] Ennoshita: I do get caught
[24:04] Suga: of all things Ennoshita
[24:04] Ennoshita: they were probably really nice
[24:04] Suga: why did it have to be curtains?
[24:06] Ennoshita: Fancy curtains man! Curtains are expensive!
[24:21] Suga: Hinata is still in the bathroom if anyone was wondering
[24:24] Ennoshita: NOT getting arrested [24:24] Ennoshita: unlike the rest of us
[24:30] Noya: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIED???
[24:32] Tanaka: I would give you answers if i had them [24:33] Tanaka: but i don’t have them
[24:41] Suga: Update: Ennoshita is now on the run from the cops [24:41] Suga: this is getting ridiculous [24:42] Suga: why can’t any of you be discreet in your criminal activity
[24:45] Ennoshita: I just really wanted those curtains
[24:46] Suga: were the curtains worth it Ennoshita? [24:46] Suga: WERE THEY?
[24:48] Ennoshita: YES [24:48] Ennoshita: the light was getting in my eyes in the morning and waking me up
[24:52] Suga: Update: Ennoshita is much better at running from the cops then Asahi and Tanaka were
[24:53] Ennoshita: hell yeah
[24:54] Suga: I’m impressed [24:54] Suga: you’ve managed to avoid arrest three times already [24:55] Suga: Asahi was arrested on the first try and Tanaka on the second
[24:58] Suga: Ennoshita [24:580 Suga: why did you just steal a baby?
[24:59] Ennoshita: oh
[01:00] Suga: just why?
[01:05] Ennoshita: sometimes i have to be reminded that stealing a baby is illegal [01:05] Ennoshita: even if i do give it back
[01:10] Hinata: what did i miss? [01:10] Hinata: there are 87 messaged and i don’t want to read them all
[01:12] Suga: Asahi and Tanaka were arrested, Yaku set the house on fire, Ennoshita is on the run from the cops with the baby he stole, Yamaguchi has also set the house on fire, Kageyama has been bring food into the bathroom for you since you still refuse to leave, and everyone else is dead
[01:13] Hinata: … [01:13] Hinata: wat
[01:15] Noya: don’t question it hinata [01:16] Noya: no one knows whats going on
[01:16] Tanaka: no one
[01:18] Ennoshita: I know what’s going on
[01:19] Noya: you’re the outlier
[01:32] Suga: Yamaguchi caught the house on fire again [01:32] Suga: goddammit child [01:33] Suga: what have i told you about using fire unsupervised?
[01:35] Suga: someone remind me to never play Sims again
[01:37] Asahi: IS THIS SERIOUSLY ABOUT THE SIMS GAME FROM TWO YEARS AGO???
[01:38] Tanaka: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SIMS???
[01:39] Ennoshita: HOW DID YOU NOT REALIZE IT WAS SIMS???
[01:39] Tanaka: HOW WOULD I REALIZE IT WAS SIMS???
[01:40] Ennoshit: WELL IT SURE AS HELL ISN’T REAL LIFE
[01:43] Suga: … [01:44] Suga: Yamaguchi is now on the run from the cops as well
[01:45] Ennoshita: what did he do?
[01:46] Suga: Hinata died in Yama’s house fire
[01:47] Yamaguchi: 1 down 3 to go
[01:47] Hinata: WHAT THE FUCK YAMA
[01:48] Suga: he lived a full life
[01:48] Hinata: NO I DIDN’T
[01:49] Suga: in the bathroom [01:50] Suga: he died where he lived
[01:54] Hinata: goddammit guys
[02:01] Ennoshita: is there anyone NOT running from the police or you know, alive?
[02:03] Suga: Kiyoko
[02:04] Kiyoko: yassssss
[02:04] Suga: and Kages
[02:09] Hinata: HOW THE FUCK DID KAGEYAMA OUT LIVE ME???
[02:11] Kageyama: I win bitch
[02:12] Hinata: YOU WANNA GO???
[02:13] Tanaka: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
[02:14] Noya: KICK HIM IN THE BALLS
[02:14] Ennoshita: chill guys. just chill
[02:17] Kageyama: DUMBASS DID YOU SERIOUSLY RUN ALL THE WAY TO MY HOUSE AT 2 IN THE FUCKING MORNING???
[02:18] Hinata: OPEN YOUR GODDAMN DOOR
[02:18] Kageyama: LIKE HELL
[02:21] Noya: I bet you $20 that he’ll climb through his window
[02:23] Kageyama: DON’T ENCOURAGE HIM
[02:24] Tanaka: deal
[02:25] Kageyama: gODDMMIT
[02:45] Hinata: I broke my arm
[02:47] Kageyama: you fucking dumbass [02:48] Kageyama: and don’t be a baby, it’s just bruised
[02:50] Asahi: is hinata ok???
[02:51] Hinata: no
[02:51] Kageyama: yes
[02:51] Hinata: you fucking bastard
[03:10] Suga: Final Update: [03:10] Suga: Daichi died in the first five minutes [03:10] Suga: I drowned [03:10] Suga: Noya died of starvation because he couldn’t get into the house for over two weeks [03:11] Suga: Asahi was arrested for unknown reasons [03:11] Suga: Tanaka was arrested for killing someone with a bike [03:11] Suga: Ennoshita is still running from the cops with the baby he stole [03:11] Suga: Hinata died in the house fire Yamaguchi caused [03:12] Suga: Yamaguchi is still on the run from the cops [03:12] Suga: Yaku set the house on fire but otherwise die fine [03:12] Suga: And the winners of this fucked up game are Kageyama and Kiyoko who survived against all odds [03:13] Suga: without commiting murder or arson [03:15] Suga: congratulations [03:15] Suga: you win this prize of nothing
[03:20] Asahi: my life is a disaster
[07:34] Kiyoko: I’m proud of my digital self [07:34] Kiyoko: but what the fuck was i even doing while all of this shit went down
[07:40] Ennoshita: NOT stealing a baby [07:41] Ennoshita: so count that as a win
[07:52] Daichi: WHY THE FUCK DOES IT SAY I MISSED 300+ MESSAGES???