admiral coolness

This is for my precious friend @greykat1001 :)

Her OC and my OC, and

케이님 여기서도 다시 한 번 감사하다는 인사와 함께 많이 좋아해요! 케이님이 그리는 그림, 그리고 케이님의 모든 걸 존중하고 많이 배우고 있어요 :D

Hm. Let’s talk about Villains and Reality vs Fiction.

Art often reflects a version of reality,

but like a fun house mirror

we understand the truth.

Children understand early on that they will never be a mermaid or a princess. That’s why when you ask a child what they want to be when they grow up, they’ll say “DOCTOR!” or “SINGER” or FIREFIGHTER!” If they ever do say “I want to be Darth Vader!” We can all safety assume this child isn’t actually planning on growing up to slice off his son’s hand and rule a galaxy.
The kid knows they can’t actually be Darth Vader, but they admire Vader’s cool looks, his authority, the awesome one-liners. A child knows. Children are not stupid.
Now, as adults (I hope) we also see the difference between reality and fiction… you know, like we see the difference in good and bad? We can imagine crazy things and insane dramas and read and write about whatever we’d like, but once the book is closed and the movie is turned off people know what they know and do what they do and LIVE their lives with that underlying common law of what is Good. Once in a while, you will have that disturbed mind that will take something like The Joker and misuse him as an excuse to do heinous things, but people are generally good.

So we are allowed to enjoy a story like Jane Eyre, like Suicide Squad, like Star Wars. We are allowed to enjoy the ups, downs, horrors and triumphs of characters like Kylo Ren. We can think Kilgrave from Jessica Jones is charismatic and fun to watch. We can completely adore Loki from Thor.

THESE THINGS ARE OK

Why?

Because the line between fiction and reality is a lot thicker than some people on tumblr are making it out to be.

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: There is travel in your future, be ready for when the entire world recedes inwards upon itself in a timeless unending loop.

Taurus: Clawing your way back out has dulled your talons and blunted your fangs, you are a soft and gentle creature for it. You can buy a knife at most stores.

Gemini: The beaches are held in place by the roots of grasses. Crumbling things are supported by what will eventually overtake them. 

Cancer: Corn chips are half off at the supermarket, buy as much as you can and sell them out back for a profit. Use the money to buy more corn chips.

Leo: You don’t really care if its “public property” the fountain water is crisp and cool and the sky is beautiful here. Plus, hes just a mall cop he cant actually arrest you probably.

Virgo: Follow in the footsteps of sir Issac newton and represent the human nervous system with long braids of gold wire. Realize that this was silly, and admire your cool gold spines.

Libra: Sloped ¼ inch steel armor can deflect most standard issue police rounds. Full plate is making a comeback baby.

Scorpio: Monopoly was never meant to be a fun game.

Ophiuchus: Empathy is important. You need to know which people to scalp.

Sagittarius: The world smells like fresh tortillas and as your spear cracks the heavens know we are no longer afraid to die.

Capricorn: Dead skin cells flake off from you all the time. Your bed is haunted with a legion of tiny microscopic ghosts.

Aquarius: Life is really just a series of shooting yourself in the foot and succeeding anyway with improvised bullshit.

Pisces: Every night, does the moon drown? Does the sea suffocate? Of course not they are happily married and they support each other.

I drew a friend!

Tomodachi belongs to @scotchtapeofficial / @banhus 

anonymous asked:

please tell us some of your headcanons! :o

haha, I was just thinking about Mic and Aizawa befriending or encountering Mr. Yagi “the secretary” before he started teaching at UA… 💦

How to get a boy/girl/partner

HELLO LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND NON-GENDER CONFORMING!!!

Welcome to another episode of “how to be a cool member”. Today, we’ll teach you how to get a boy. 

This works for all genders! 

First! You need to find a boy, and in this scenario, Mister will be our boy.

W-What are you wearing, boys don’t wear pink, take that off. Be your cool look. Is that a snowflake arctic wolf?? What are you, a girl?? Be cool.

There you go!! 

We’re introducing a new actor! Meet Admirable!

See Mister, even Admirable knows exactly what to wear in this scenario.

Now, Admirable, go to Mister’s den. We won’t be in public for this scenario, as we tried doing this in public and Mister got berated and harassed by other arctic wolf girls.

Now then, here’s the tutorial. 

Step 1: Make yourself known.

Good! Use the shy girl trope! Men love that!

Step 2: Tell him you like him.

Step 3: Emotes! Use the Emotes!

Great!!! You got him in the ball park!! Now, wait for his response!

What!?!? Mister, take this role seriously!

Mister, I swear to god, so help me, I will fire you.

.. Wait.. Wait! Admirable! You’re doing great! Forget Mister, keep going!

Step 4: Make him like you!

Admirable! You’re doing wonderfully! Mister, knock it off!

No! Shut your trap! I never did that folks! Haha! Shut your mouth Mister, I’ll fire you and blackmail you, and then you won’t be able to get another job, and you’ll be out on the streets begging for scraps.

THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS!! THAT IS HOW YOU GET A MEMBER BOY!!! THIS WORKS FOR ANY GENDER!!

Thank you for tuning in! We’ll see you next time where we discuss “How to scam a stupid nonmember”. 

I need to have a talk with Mister.

[DISCLAIMER: All the insults towards non-members are satirical, I in no way think this way of non-members. This series is to make fun of members who truly do act/think this way, please don’t take any of this to heart, and don’t let this series shape who you think I truly am. DO NOT search and/or harass any of the usernames that appear in this series. I apologize if you are on mobile and the pictures do not show up]

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literally the same character how did they get away with this????

do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would

I am kinda disappointed in Samuel L Jackson, the xenophobic undertone he had toward the actor Daniel Kaluuya and other Black British actors was not necessary.

It is not a historical movie and every Black person living in the West is a victim of racism, England is no racial paradise.