adding this to my christmas list

Dishonest hypocritical pastor loses it all.

I use to be very religious. At the end of that period in my life, I became involved with a new church that was pastored by a charismatic young pastor who seemingly had everything going for him. But the fucker was greedy. Too greedy. As the saying goes: “pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.” Pastor Hog got slaughtered.

My wife and I were looking for a church. An old friend invited us to a new church that was energetic and full of friends. We started attending regularly and eventually became involved with the leadership of the church.

After a while, I started to become uneasy around the pastor. The way he communicated with people just rubbed me the wrong way. I slowly realized that he was a manipulator and compulsive liar. Quick with an overzealous compliment but slow to explain himself when issues arose.

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🔥’T.O.P WE WILL WAIT FOR YOU’: SMUT LISTING (in honor of his enlisting; to be updated)🔥

Originally posted by taeyangspecs

Ok, so apparently it’s official. February 9, 2017 will be T.O.P’s (Choi Seunghyun from BIGBANG) enlisting date

We will miss Daddy Long Legs, so I was talking to my friend Becca from @chanyeolspout and we’ll be making a listing of quality T.O.P smut (or simply sensual fanfics, explicit or not), to help us endure the long and lonely nights time away from him. 

You are more than welcome to contribute to this listing, you can send me stories (ask or chat) and I’ll add them here (same as my Female Dom listing). So… that’s it my naughty children, get in my lap and I’ll try to soothe your pain and longing away, at least a tiny bit. The way I know best. 

In Becca’s words: “When 2 filthy minds get together, this happens… hit that Love button so you can tap your love button after 17-02-09…. “

The list is in alphabetical order from the writer’s URL. 

Originally posted by jiyongs-g-thong

🔥 @bigbangscenario (Directory)

  1. T.O.P + Game
  2. T.O.P + Suit
  3. T.O.P. + Ties

🔥 @chanyeolspout (Masterlist)

  1. No BS, No Lies
  2. Dry Cleaning
  3. Here Comes The Bride

🔥 @eureka-its-zico (Masterlist)

  1. Chair Play
  2. You Like?

🔥 @iq-biased (Masterlist)

  1. Enlistment | Part 1 | Part 2 |
  2. “You know I love you right? I have every intention of fucking you like I don’t.”
  3. Threesome
  4. T.O.P/ Car/ Riding Him 

🔥 @kpopbrowniefics (Masterlist)

  1. We Always do This

🔥 @k-p-p-d  (Masterlist)

  1. Eyes on Me 
  2. Sharing is Caring, Right?

🔥 @loveandturmoil87

  1. Dinner With Friends (Part 1) | Dinner With Friends (Part 2) 

🔥 @sindrafalcone (Masterlist)

  1. Eat You Up
  2. Just What I’ve Always Wanted
  3. The Nanny | The Girlfriend | The Wife (not all chapters have smut, but it’s a great story, read the first chapters in The Nanny, then the others).

🔥 @smutfictionaddicted (Masterpost)

  1. Anything For You (Christmas Drabble)
  2. Birthday Present
  3. Demon Seunghyun (Halloween Drabble) 
  4. Twelve Steps to Pleasure
  5. The Little Mermaid
  6. Wish Upon a Star

🔥 @tabi-ears (Masterlist)

  1. Let’s Not Fall In Love

🔥 @waitinginthedarke (Masterlist)

  1. You should be nice to me… it’s my birthday 
  2. Act like nothing’s wrong

🔥 @xiuminsm (Masterlist)

  1. Added Bonus
  2. Come, Explore

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The Horrorthon *Peter Parker x Reader*

Originally posted by tomshollandss

16 Days of Halloween

Day One: Requested by anon;  Hey Ro! I just had a cute idea for a Halloween themed fic where the reader loves horror movies and one of the boys (i thought maybe peter?) asks her if she wants to have a horror movie marathon bc he thinks she will be scared and he can ‘make a move’ but in the end its the opposite and he is the one getting scared (and maybe he doesn’t really wanna admit it but it ends with a cute confession or idk, you choose ^^) just an idea =P thank you! I hope you have a good week =)
Warnings: Swearing & a Horror gif(s) below the cut
Word: Count:
1403

A/n: I am doing 16 days of Halloween through the month of October, a one-shot will go up every odd number day - hopefully- so, I still need ideas for later days, please, if you have any let me know.

Day Two


All your life you had prefered horror movies. You loved the suspense, the thrill and jump scare it brought you when watching a horror movie. You had a few favourites, mostly the old horror movies are your favourites. Although, the newer horrors, despite being terrible, had great CGI and the actors weren’t entirely bad looking either. You didn’t have many friends that liked horror movies as much as you did, they either found them too scary or too gory to sit through.

“Hey, Y/N!” An excited voice startled you from your thoughts in the library, the librarian shhh’d the excitable boy, Peter Parker. He gave an apologetic smile before looking back at you, “ I have an important question to ask you.” He sits down opposite you, practically shutting your math textbook for you.

You sighed softly. “What’s up, Parker?” You whispered so you didn’t get into any trouble, which was actually difficult since Peter and you usually ended up in detention together.

“It’s Halloween,” You shrugged and chuckled as he rolled his eyes. “So, Ned has gotta take his little sister trick-or-treating and I don’t have anyone to sit through a horrorthon with me!” He exclaimed as silently as possible.

You quirked an eyebrow, “So, I’m Ned’s stand-in? How lovely to be a second thought.” You mused and Peter stuttered to find the correct words, apologising profusely to you. “Peter, shut up. Sure, I’ll join but you better pick some actual scary horrors, got it?” He nodded with a big smile, already jumping up and running off, getting yelled at by the librarian for running too.

You shake your head watching him leave. You had known Peter for a few years, although it was only recently that you both started becoming closer to one another. Admittedly you liked Peter way more than he liked you, you assumed anyway. He was smart, funny and just nice, it’s hard to not fall for him. You did always promise yourself to not hang out alone with him in the case you’d make a fool outta yourself, looks like you were breaking that promise.

**

You nervously knocked on Peter’s apartment door. The door swings open to Aunt May, skeleton plastic mask on but normal clothes and holding a pumpkin shaped bowl with candy filled. You couldn’t help but chuckle at the woman, who lifted the mask to reveal her face and also grinning. For just being Peter’s aunt they did really look one another.

“Hey, Y/N, come inside. Peter has been waiting for you,” she softly patted your shoulder as you walked passed. “PETER!” May yelled, you jumped a little due to her only standing behind you and yelling. Peter’s door swung open, he gave an annoyed look to May but that disappeared to a smile when you awkwardly wave. “Leave the door open, Peter.” May sternly tells him, you see the blush rise on Peter’s cheeks as he glares at May, only making you chuckle as you slip past him into his room.

You see a few blankets set out on his floor along with popcorn, your favourite soda and chocolate. You smile as you unzip your jacket, placing it on the back of Peter’s desk chair and sitting down in front of his television; the menu to Grave Encounters breaking the silence. Peter leaves his bedroom ajar, sitting down beside you.

“Sorry about May,” he sighs clicking play on the movie as you chuckle. “Also, I hope this is scary enough for you. Mj sent a bunch of recommendations from a website because I couldn’t find any.”

“I haven’t seen this, so we shall see.” Peter chuckles lightly.

“If it gets too scary, tell me and I’ll turn it off.” Peter grins, you simply smile and nod lightly. You know you would never do such a thing, you loved horror movies and the more scared you get, the better.

Grave Encounters turned out to be an alright movie, it lacked anything that truly terrified you but it was jumpy and creepy at times. The style of filming had you on edge, but it didn’t have scared… not like Peter was. He jumped at any little noise, shook with fright and you tried to not make it seem like you notice since he was trying to hide it. He’d mutter stuff under his breath when things got intense, subtly look away when he knew something was coming.

If he was scared easily why would he ask you to do a horrorthon? This was only the first movie, you didn’t want Peter to not be sleeping for the next few days or hating you for putting him through these movies.

“Do you wanna turn this off?” You muttered into Peter’s ear, he jumped from just your voice and looked at you. “We can… if you want? I don’t mind.” You smile encouragingly, he shakes his head defiantly.

He grabs a handful of popcorn and shoves them in his mouth, determined to stare at the screen and prove to you, but mostly himself, that he wasn’t scared. “This isn’t even that scary, it’s just jumpy.” He tries to defend.

Not seeing any reason to argue, you nod once. Going back to watch the movie in silence, you try to ignore Peter being scared of the movie and pretend that you are scared at some points too just so he didn’t feel alone. The credits roll and you both sit in darkness, you glance to see Peter regaining his composure.

“So, the second one next, I assume?” You ask lightly and smile as Peter just looks at you.

“Honestly, no,” Peter says in a shaky voice making you raise your eyebrows. “If I have to sit through another movie where hands come through walls, ghosts of an asylum chase people and it is filmed in night vision, I might actually die,” Peter says a tad dramatically but a hint of truth behind his words, you chuckle.

Shaking your head and patting Peter’s back comfortingly. “If you hate horror so much why did you ask me to come over and watch them?”

“Because I thought you’d get scared,” Peter confessed making you frown at the brunette. “Ned said it’s a good way to make a move, I don’t know,” he spoke and shrugged quickly.

You remain silent for a few minutes. “Wait! You thought making me watch horror movies you’d be able to pull a move?” You laughed loudly, Peter huffed and glared, crossing his arms as you tried to stop from laughing but only failing. “I’m sorry but that’s so funny.”

“You could’ve said you liked horror movies, too much.” Peter teases.

“Hey, I’m not the one that jumped when they got a text.” You held your hands up in mock surrender, Peter pouted at that. “I won’t tell anyone… If you’ll kiss me.” Peter’s eyes got wide as your smile, “I mean, that seems like a fair deal and you did invite me over for that.”

It’s completely silent in Peter’s bedroom, you could hear Peter’s breathing pick up. The faint glow from the TV made it so you could see Peter’s face, he blushed and looked nervous, and you knew you were already blushing too. He lifted a hand to cup your heated cheeks before leaning over the popcorn, pressing his lips to yours softly. He tasted of the buttered popcorn and cherry soda, his hand warmed your cheek and his thumb stroked just under your eyes softly. Peter pulled away all too quickly, blushing even more if that was possible.

You grin at Peter, who smiles shyly back.

“Sorry, we’ve run out of candy-” Aunt May bursts into the room, the hallway light streaming into the room and you both pull away from one another in an instant. “I’ve got like five kids at the door, so I’m taking this.” She grabs the chocolate, plus the popcorn bowl, rushing back out of the room and back towards the front door.

You look back at Peter, he’s already looking at you with wide eyes for almost getting caught kissing in his bedroom in the dark. You both break out into fits of giggles, hardly controlling yourselves.

“So, Grave Encounters 2?” You asked holding the case, Peter gives you blank stare before rolling his eyes. “I’ll protect you, I promise.” You nudge, kissing his cheek before putting the next horror movie in, cuddling into his side.

(This is going to kill me. 24 Days of Christmas killed me, this is going to kill me. If I miss a day, or it’s late, I am deeply sorry but just I imagine scheduling will be bad because I am busy this month. I’ll try my hardest. - Rosalie)


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This is not a success story

As I’m sitting in a coffee shop right now, somewhere downtown Detroit, with a coffee to my right, a salad on its way to me, and a sweaty CrossFit session behind me this morning, let me share my candid thoughts with you.

Weight loss is hard. I actually forgot that little fact a few weeks back when I called my sister to declare I had re-signed up for My Firtness Pal; it had been two days and I saw my weight drop, and I remember thinking this will be easy.

It is not. 

I had been in Detroit for just over a month, and with the exception of mentally thinking about trying to lose weight, I had put no actual conscious effort into doing so. It was the usual: just wishing and hoping and obsessing, but not actually changing any of my habits.  Sure, I had signed up for CrossFit, but to say I was “half-assing” it would have been over stating it.

The mental toll of watching my weight increase was exhausting.  I had told myself when I arrived in this new city I’d have a fresh start to my weight loss voyage, but a month had passed and that wasn’t the case.  Then at some ungodly hour one morning, I wrote a very honest letter to myself; there’s something about writing that sets things in stone for me.  I can tell myself something 302 times, but if I don’t commit those thoughts to written words, I’m almost guaranteed to forget them the next morning.  I won’t go into the details of the letter, but I woke up the next morning ready to officially commit to something I so desperately wanted.

That was just over a month ago, and I have been amazed at how that letter somehow switched a light on from within. 

Exercise:

Since then I have been to CrossFit four or times each week. It’s been humbling getting back into it.  A 35lb bar is all I can handle right now. I’m the slowest by far in all the workouts, and the majority of the movements I have to modify.  

I am fortunate that a lot of the movements and my techniques from doing CrossFit in Melbourne were like riding a bike. And my new Coach here is exceptional.  This CrossFit focusses on quality over quantity (often the area where CrossFit gets a lot of criticism) and I am definitely thankful for that (I never really found a CrossFit I liked in Toronto because I thought all the coaches didn’t focus on technique).

If you follow along on my Snapchat you’ll already know this, but I’ve even been getting my ass up for the 6am or 7am CrossFit sessions. Last week I made it to FIVE early morning sessions and got a glimpse into life as if I was a morning person.  I can’t believe I’m saying this, but it got sooooo much easier each day, and I had significantly better days when I did exercise in the morning. 

I live in perpetual muscle pain these days, but it’s a good happy pain; one I missed. 

Food

As we all know, you can’t out exercise a bad diet, and thus on that fateful letter-writing night, I decided to focus on calorie counting. Calories in, must be less than calories out.  I set my goal to “1 pound a week loss” which landed me at 1,800 calories a day.  Also making this the most generous number of calories I’ve ever aimed to hit.  (In my younger stupider days I’d always aim for 1200/1300 a day).  

I bought a little kitchen scale and hit the ground running. I measured and tracked everything. E.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g.  From the oil on my roasted veggies in the evenings, to milk in my coffee, everything was added to the My Fitness Pal app. I quickly got into the routine of it too, I became more conscious of labels in stores, and more aware of how quickly calories can add up.

One thing I didn’t expect from calorie counting, but am absolutely over the moon about, is how it released me from mentally beating myself up throughout the day.  I learned from counting calories that I wasn’t eating that badly before, but mentally I thought I was.  

If I ate a Turkey Tom Jimmy John’s sandwich (for Canadian friends, it’s like Subway but more delicious) for lunch (because it was free at the Lunch n’ Learn at work, let’s say) I would be so angry at myself the rest of the day, and think I completely (pardon my french) fucked up my diet that day, which in turn would lead to negative thoughts and not caring about dinner that evening, or worse, trying to hardly eat anything for dinner. 

From counting calories I saw that having that Jimmy John’s sandwich for 520 calories was a lot, true, however also completely manageable and normal and I could still easily end my day without going over my allowed calorie intake.  A huge amount of mental stress has been lifted from counting calories, and I saw very blatantly how negative I had been previously to myself for no reason at all.

I counted the tomatoes and broccoli and cauliflower and onions and asparagus too, and quickly saw how my current weight is where it’s at in large part because of healthy food. Portions! Portions! Portions! And my portions of healthy food were huge. With the oil on my roasted veggies (carrots / sprouts / asparagus / onions / etc) and half a sweet potato sprinkled with some feta cheese and a breast of chicken on the side, my dinner could and would get to around 600 calories. Yikes. And this makes sense. As I don’t eat McDonalds or candy or go through tubs of ice-cream. I am over weight because of portions. HEALTHY portions. 

Weight

This post is not a post about my success.  

Over the past four weeks my weight has been up and down and up and down and overall  I have stayed the same. It’s incredibly frustrating. I am trying really hard. I also have a smart scale which shows no Fat % loss, which busts the muscle weighs more than fat theory. 

My jeans, however, are fitting looser, but I also feel like they need a wash…  I tried on a dress yesterday which didn’t fit before Christmas, and said dress? Still does not fit.  I believe I only went over my calorie intake once, and yet here I sit, seeing no results. 

So Why

I made a Snapchat story a few days back on how frustrated I am, and a few of you kind people wrote back: 

Don’t count calories, look at macros
You’re now in your 30s. This is life. 
Eat the majority of calories in the morning
Eat more. Are you adding calories for CrossFit?
Do the Whole 30; it works
You have to wait longer. At least six weeks
8 hours of sleep, more water. 

Looking at the above list there is certainly room for improvement. I don’t pay attention to macros, I do eat the majority of my calories in the evening (although I really think a calorie is a calorie to your body, no matter when you eat it), I do not add my CrossFit calories to MFP (It would be about 600 extra calories a day! Which I think is nutty), and I could definitely drink more water.   I also side-eye Whole 30, as I don’t want a “diet,” but more of a lifestyle change; truthfully, I’m also nervous of binging on a “diet.”

I am working at being better at all of the above. Except, of course, I can’t reduce my age.  I remember people telling me it would get harder, but like with everything else (skin and cancer and terrible things) it won’t happen to me. I think it has.  

But. 

But I am not going to give up, because regardless of the number between my toes each morning, working out and eating better has helped my mental state a lot.  I am more confident, putting effort into dressing better each morning, and not beating myself up any more. 

So yes. There that all is. I’m keeping my fingers and toes crossed there’ll be some scale or fat percentage loss movement. Stay tuned! 

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Pairing: Biker!Bucky x Reader

Warning(s): swearing, parental issues

Word Count: 2075

Author’s Note: let me know what you think!  the next few parts will be more interesting, i just have to build up a background of a few characters first!

Greaser Tag List: @magellan-88 @bexboo616 @smol-flower-kiddo

Permanent Tag List: @palaiasaurus64 @oh-shjt (let me know if you want to be added to either list here!)

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Things I’d like in MCL

- Sweet Amoris recruiting a school psychologist

- Candy telling her parents about her boyfriend

- Pajama party with Rosa and Alexy

- Quality time with the bf (especially for the Nath lovers! It’d be nice if we go to his apartment and cook together!)

- A trip to the beach with friends or just the bf

- Knowing what happened to Kentin when he was in the military, and helping him heal

- Co-op gaming with Armin

- Seeing Jade again

- A masquerade ball

- Attending the circus that Amber is signing up for .You can’t fool me with that makeup

- Alexy getting a boyfriend

- Candy and her bf spending christmas together

- Candy taking time to think properly about what she wants to do in the future

Boston General Master List

Summary: Being a doctor was something you always dreamed of. Every since you were a small child all you wanted to do was save lives. As you got older instead of asking for barbies and dress up clothes for your birthday or Christmas you asked for doctor’s kits and toy surgery kits. It’s all you ever wanted. Now here you were, starting your internship at Boston General, and you were hoping it was everything you’d ever wished for…but you’re finding out it may not be everything you imagined – maybe it’s more.

A/N: Graphic made by a lovely, wonderful anon! This is an AU. This master list will be updated every time a new part is added. Happy reading my loves. 

Part One - Born For This

Part Two - The Irony of Choking on a Lifesaver

Part Three - Emergency

Part Four - Alone Together

Part Five - Backseat Serenade 

Part Six - Guts 

Part Seven - Hurricane

Part Eight - As Lovers Go

Part Nine -  **COMING SOON**

THE TWELVE DAYS OF THE ZODIAC SIGNS

ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY ARIES GAVE TO ME

A cherry bomb on my doorstep.

ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TAURUS GAVE TO ME

Two nasty glares and one stubborn streak.

ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY GEMINI GAVE TO ME

Three (hundred) open tabs, two chemical experiments, and one debate.

ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY CANCER GAVE TO ME

Four empty boxes of tissues, three boxes of cookies, two personalities, and one I Heart Mom tattoo.

ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY LEO GAVE TO ME

Five temper tantrums, four purrs, three whines, two cuddles, and one big argument.

ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY VIRGO GAVE TO ME

Six cleaning wipes, five nags, four diet plans, three bottles of bleach, two garbage bags, and one toilet scrubber.

ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY LIBRA GAVE TO ME

Seven changed minds, six bathroom breaks, five credit card bills, four designer brands, three drunk texts, two lovers, and one broken heart.

ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY SCORPIO GAVE TO ME

Eight death threats, seven pocket knives, six questionable website links, five craigslist ads, four disposable phones, three encryption codes, two broken bones, and one wild night.

ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY SAGITTARIUS GAVE TO ME

Nine spider species, eight drunken stupors, seven bank robberies, six albums of The Doors, five philosophical quotes, four arsons, three existential crises, two tears, and one stupid smile.

ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY CAPRICORN GAVE TO ME

Ten to-do lists, nine screams, eight coupons, seven chores, six bouts of passive aggressiveness, five silent treatments, four sarcastic remarks, three sneers, two eye rolls, and one migraine

ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY AQUARIUS GAVE TO ME

Eleven conspiracy theories, ten questionable tattoos, nine mind games, eight robotic expressions, seven fake feelings, six unfinished projects, five invention ideas, four lab coats, three feelings, two cryptic texts, and one brutally honest statement.

ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY PISCES GAVE TO ME

Twelve prescription drugs, eleven glitter bottles, ten personal issues, nine booty calls, eight dead plants, seven knitted blankets, six odd fantasies, five “it’s not my fault!”, four stolen necklaces, three therapists, two art projects, and one true friend.

Happy 2017!

I’m obsessed with the Christmas season so I decided to make a Favorite’s page to get to know others who love it just as much as I do!

I will be looking for blogs related to Christmas/Winter!

 To be considered, you must:

  • Reblog this post
  • You may send me an ask/message for a better chance 

My favorites will be added to a list on this page, and

  • Each week til Christmas, I will do a list promo of everyone on this page
  • You may send me an ask for an extra promo if you’d like

You will stay on the list until December 31st, and will participate in each week’s promo once you are picked to be on this page.

anonymous asked:

Are we still doing the annoying music thing? Cause at my work they added All Star to the list of constantly repeating songs and it plays like twice an hour and it pisses everyone off so much!

I grew up loving that song but twice an hour is still excessive. It can get worse though. I subjected customers to cats and dogs meowing or barking Christmas carols one year and got banned from bringing in CDs for the stereo. lol Worth it. Our store had never been that empty around the holidays before. -Abby

My Mission (Part 6/11)

Summary: Being Tony’s niece and being the main tech builder of the Avengers is great - you love your team, and would do anything for them. And when Steve returns, bringing his ex-HYDRA assassin friend along with him, you just might end up doing anything for Bucky, too.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: ~2900

Warnings: Language, a bit of angst/conflict, hella sad!Bucky (a bit less in this part though), kinda mention of sex? Somewhat??

A/N: Wheee. All aboard the Conflict Express. Buckle up, folks. Still, hope you enjoy! :D ALSO - I’m going to write a Christmas fic, so send in headcanons/ideas for it! If you search ‘prompts’ on my blog, you’ll see a list of Christmas ones, and I want to get an idea for what you all would like to see in it! THANKS!!

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Weekly Spotlights, The Schedule

*Edit to include the lovely graphic @lipstickandwhiskey made for this project*

Guys! Here it is! It’s the schedule for Spotlights! WHAT?! There’s so many and I’m so excited for this! Y'all have blown me out of the water with all the nominations, I could not be more pleased! I will be contacting each blogger the week before I post their spotlight to do the interview (simple questions over chat, nothing that will take oodles of your time don’t worry.) So don’t stress, if you’re on the list you don’t need to do anything, I’ll contact you. I’ll keep adding to the schedule as I get more nominations, and you’ll notice a couple weeks are skipped. I have some vacations coming up, as well as the week of my birthday and Christmas. But for the most part, I plan on every week unless something comes up. 

 xoxo, me 

PS I’ve updated the schedule. I realized I had like seven mutuals that I know well all in a row…so I split them all up and shuffled everything. 

*Current as of 06/20/17*

~Indicates a finished spotlight

@supernaturallymarvelous -05/28~ 
@angryschnauzer -06/04~ 
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The Winchester Weekly

Here we are, week 18! There are so many wonderful fics and writers out there that deserve some love, and this is what that is for. Go check them out, leave a like or reblog, but show ‘em some appreciation. They’ve earned it.

If you have any fics of your own or know of one you want to share, please tag me in them! I’ll love to read them. You’ll know that I’ve read it or gotten your tag if I like it. (:

PSA: I will not be adding fics onto the list that are pure smut. If it is hinted at, then that it is okay, and if it is in a series works I will just skip that chapter.

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I decided to celebrate Christmas by drawing my favorite versions of all my beloved problematic favs! (I used one of those draw the squad things because I had no idea how to pose everyone haha) The list is ever growing and I can’t wait to see who else gets added to it! ☺️✌️️ Thank you so much for all your love, support and good vibes this year ❤️ Can’t wait for next year! (Hopefully there will be far fewer casualties 😅)

Out of the Frying Pan (17/?)

“Were there extra cookies?”

“You literally just ate a plate of onion rings.”

“Were there extra cookies?” Henry repeated.

“No,” Killian laughed. “And even if there were, your mom absolutely would have eaten them.”

“Rude,” Emma mumbled and Killian’s side moved slightly when he laughed again in response. Mary Margaret looked like she was going to start crying again at the sight of early-relationship-whatever banter.

AN: If you haven’t told @laurnorder how delightful and awesome she is, go ahead and do that now because it’d probably be weird if I just did it, like, all the time. 

Living it up on Ao3 and tag’ed up on Tumblr as per usual. 

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Taylor Swift Explains Her Friendship with Ed Sheeran

The singers go way back, and it sounds like they’ll go way forward too.

Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran have a friendship that spans continents and music charts. They’ve toured together. They’ve done the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show together. They’ve taken both friendly fire and heavy fire from tabloids on separate occasions, and sometimes even together, in the same stories. In short, they’ve seen some things.

Like the millions of rehearsal-dinner speeches and millions more summer-camp bracelets that have come before her, Swift attempted to represent the true nature of their close friendship for a new Rolling Stone profile on her pal Sheeran. “We‘ve gotten matching Scottish folds, made each other arts and crafts Christmas presents, vacationed with our families, and had each other‘s backs,“ Swift told the magazine. “He is the James Taylor to my Carole King and I can‘t imagine a time when he wouldn’t be.”

Sheeran added to that list recently, when he told British GQ, “There’s an underdog element to it. Taylor [Swift] was never the popular kid in school. I was never the popular kid in school. Then you get to the point when you become the most popular kid in school—and we both take it a bit too far.”

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I’m so bad at holding back when it comes to buying decks. Lol. I ended up getting the TaRat by Nakisha. This deck is so freaking cute. I love it. It’s also interesting because there are quite a few cards that don’t fit the traditional RWS system. Two of those cards are pictured. The Two of Cups is jealousy and anxiet, and the Two of Pentacles is difficulty, obstacles, and setback. Those meanings come from the foldout that comes with the deck. It’s definitely going to be interesting. So far, I’ve interviewed it, and the deck comes off as a rat. Lol. I thought that might happen since my cat decks are like cats. 

I got both the mini and regular sized decks. (The regular is the size of playing cards.) The mini is getting put away for Christmas. I also knew that the decks came with eighteen rabbit art cards. However, the decks came with a bit more. Nakisha also added a card (The Hermit) from the mini version of the Rabbit Tarot, two art prints, and original mini art. That’s so freaking cool. I love it. I have some of the other decks by Nakisha on my Deck Lust list. I don’t know when I’ll end up getting those since they are quite a few others that I want first, but I do know that when I do get them, I’m going to be really happy. I mean, when I got it, I was even messaged that they were going to be shipped the next day and would take 3-5 business days. That’s so nice to know. I mean, I’m still waiting on these pillows that I ordered from someone on Etsy, and I ordered them two weeks ago. (The tracking says that they are still waiting for the package.)

 Really happy with this order. Now I just have to think of what to name it. Lol. I could name it after my rat, so I could always have a way to remember him even when he’s gone. I still have a year or two with him. I have another name, Peter, but I wanted to name the second rat I get that. Hmmmm. Lol.

you don’t know how much I love it when seán makes these kind of videos, I just love seeing him happy and cute like a child on christmas opening his presents!

And it also inspires me so much to make septicart! By just watching this I’ve already added 3 or 4 things to my list of art and crafts😋

(@therealjacksepticeye)

Fanfic Writer Wednesday, 8/23

Doctor/Rose:

Sherlolly:

RebelCaptain:

  • Help Me Out by @jeeno2 
    • Ooh, “can you help me get out of this dress” UST. I love it!