aday*

I LOVE WILD SPECULATION.

I only cursorily glanced at the Wikipedia page for Asmodeus when I was writing my episode review the other day, and noted that he was “the demon of lust and is therefore responsible for twisting people’s sexual desires.” Which is super interesting to me if they decide to go that route (but also makes me nervous considering the history of how some writers approach the subject of sex).

But I glanced over it again last night, and this leapt out at me:

He has also been recorded as the off-spring of the union between Adam and the angel of prostitution, Naamah, conceived while Adam was married to Lilith.

[Disclaimer: That bit is listed as “citation needed,” but considering I did notice that it was likely that Berens used Wikipedia to come up with a throwaway line (9x06, the ‘Adai to Atakapa’ line) I’m not putting it past the writers to use Wikipedia to come up with base mythology for the show.]

Point is, Asmodeus being a nephilim would make total sense considering the season’s mytharc.

Maybe the Princes of Hell are nephilim turned demon. It would also give us an explanation as to why Asmodeus and Ramiel’s sister Dagon had ‘taken an interest’ in Lucifer’s kid when it was Azazel who was the Lucifer ‘fanatic.’

Guys! I went shopping in the big outdoor mall here in Jeonju, South Korea. I heard all the standard girl songs playing, three places played BTS, and one played Big Bang. But guys! I heard B.I.G’s 1, 2, 3 AND Cross Gene’s Black or White playing. I was so happy I did happy dances in the street. It’s so unusual for those places to play anything but BB, BTS, EXO, and Twice now adays. So, yey for some of my favs getting air time!

I cannot overemphasize the importance of this fundamental flaw in poverty policy, i.e., the assumption that there is an ample supply of perfectly good jobs out there that poor people could tap if they just wanted to do so. To this day, this misguided notion underlies the conservative policy agenda that views anti-poverty policy as a narcotic that weans people away from the jobs awaiting them. Kill the programs, and they’ll get out of their hammocks (Rep. Paul Ryan’s term for the safety net) and get to work.
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Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (天元突破グレンラガン)

Concepts of Simon and Nia’s marriage from the 27th and last episode of the series, illustrated by image board artist Daisuke Kikuchi (菊地大輔) in the “Gurren Lagann Image Board” art book. The Lights in the Sky are Stars ! 

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Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (天元突破グレンラガン ) illustrations capturing Team Dai-Gurren (founded by Kamina) through their journey by animator Shinagawa Hiroki (品川 宏樹) ! Look at them, my heart is melting… T_T

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Key-animation frame by Yoshiyuki Sadamoto (貞本 義行) from the final episode of Gurren Lagann (天元突破グレンラガン) : “The Lights in the Sky are Stars” ! Storyboarded by Hiroyuki Imaishi (今石 洋之).

Don’t underestimate us! We don’t care about time or space or 
multidimensional whatevers. We don’t give a damn about that. 
Force your way down a path you choose to take and do it all 
yourself. That’s the way Team Dai Gurren rolls!” - Simon 

EDIT: Not illustrated by Tadashi Hiramatsu (平松 禎史). Gomenasai ! 

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Tatiana Manaois rocking a chamorro jersey in her video Like You !! #guam #guahan

Çılgın ff partisine hoş geldiniz!!

Önjelikle aman benim adım yok vay efendim bana ne yazmış gibi tripler yok arkadaşlar.Olmaz.Olmamalı.Lahmacun.

1- @patetikcumleler adam yeni güneş görmeye başladı.Uslu uslu yanaşın ayarsız.

2-  @ruhefzaaa secret women.Kimdir nerden gelmiştir nereye gider bilmiyoruz.Ama o sizi bulur :D

3- @lalgibi biz mi anlatalım bi de bu blogu ya.Yardırıyor valla beğenileri kadar takipçisi olmayan bizler neylesin çaktırmayın.

4- @incircekirdegikadarkucukk sıradan değil örgü makinası. Susuz ve uykusuz örgü makinası.Battaniye örüyordu en son sakince uzaklaştım.

5- @birazhuzurbirazmavi kitap kahve mavi falan şekiller şukullar hep :D

6- @yazdankalmabiri anonim düşmanları olanan atanamayanlar kitabına yazar olmaya aday adayı bir blogger.

7- @25dadas haklı yere sinirliydi bugün.Yaklaşmayın vururum sizi.

8- @bar-taburesi paylaşımları trollenmek için bir harika dostum.

9- @marjidem yetkili birine benziyor.Bloğuna saldırma cesaretimi bulunca detayları paylaşırız.Run.

10- @ironisirin Komik ya aşk acısı çekmeden yazabiliyor yetenek bence

11- @buzungunesi buzun güneşi mi olur diye hayatı sorgulatsa da bana güzel bir blog :D

12- @yesilgomlekli açılın ben tohtorum :D

13- @sukalemi her nefes alışında bir şiir yazdığına dair rivayetler dolaşıyor ortalıkla.

14- @matmazelnoraliya çok yetkili ablamız.

15- @mertce34 çiçek böcek severler toplanın bi bişey diycem…

16- @gamzeli161 karadenizi tumblra taşıyan blog.

17- @1ciftsiir ben şiir okuyamıyorum okusam da kendime ama bu blog aşmış abi şiir olayını.

18- @hebakusu onca güzel paylaşım yapıyor,ben napıyorum gidip gülüyorum :D

19- @lehfanhumeyra yorum yapamadım iyi mi lan.

20- @ekmekarasiruya ekmek arası sucuk değil de rüya işte anlayın.

21- @gok-yuzum dertlimiyiz hayır.

22- @seftalirecelii tohtor hanım hanımcık.

23- @benaslindaiyibiriyim ben değilim mesela 

24- @fesmekankabilesi doğaya saygınız olsun azıcık a kapital insanlar :D

25- @vakityok dün beni trolledi potansiyel var

26- @bembeyazkapkara bi çanakkalede bi istanbulda bi havalar falan ohuyom ben yaaaaağğğ lar falan hayırdır :D

27- @barinenedax ya ahahaha neler çekiyor benden bi bilseniz :D

28- @vesselam hadi biri konuştursun. Hadi ya :D 

29- @erbabkeder unuttuğum için çatıdan atlıyciğim.

lan bitti.Ben şok.Oysa çok blog takip ediyorum sanmıştım :D

Tumblr’da PHP 7

Tumblr olarak, sitemizin performansını iyileştirmek için sürekli yeni yollar arayışındayız. Yoğunlukla kullanılan kodyollarına kaşe eklemek, yeni CDN yapılandırmalarını denemek ya da temel software’I yükseltmek gibi şeyler, bu yolların birkaçı mesela.

Yakın bir zamanda, ekipler arası çalışmalar yaparak web sunucumuzu PHP 5’ten PHP 7’e yükselttik. Bu iyileştirme projesi oldukça eğlenceli oldu ve bayağı hoş sonuçlar elde ettik. Bunları sizinle paylaşmak istedik.

Zaman Çizelgesi

Hepsi 2015 sonbaharında bir hack günü projesi olarak başladı. @oli ve @tray Tumblr’ı PHP 7 aday sürümlerinden birinde çalıştırdılar. Bu noktada çok sayıda PHP eklentisi, sürüm 7’de desteklenmiyordu ama elimizde resmi olmayan ve oldukça deneysel yöntemlerle destek veren birkaç kaynak vardı. Sonuç olarak, her türlü karmaşaya rağmen Tumblr’ı sürüm 7’de çalıştırılabildi.
Geçtiğimiz bahar, durum biraz daha dengeye oturunca sistemi yükseltmeyi daha yakından incelemeye başladık. Yaptığımız ilk şeylerden biri, bu yeni sürümü - kurumu kolay ve  tutarlı olması için – güzelce paketlemek oldu. Aynı zamanda bizim yaptığımız eklentileri de bu sürüme ekledik ve herşey hazırlanmış oldu.
Geliştiricinin sunucusunu yükeseltecek (ya da indirecek) küçük bir skript yazıldı. İlkbahar sonu ve yaz boyunca testler yapıldı. PHP paketleri tekrar tekrar çalıştırıldı, performansı ölçüldü ve değerlendirmeden geçirildi. Bu sistem de dengeye oturdukça ekibimizden daha fazla geliştirici bu sistemi PHP 7 yürütebilen cihazlarında günlük şekilde kullanmaya başladı.
Ağustos sonuna geldiğimizde, test sonuçlarımıza olan güvenimizle, PHP 7’yi yayımladık ve produksiyon sunucularımızın küçük bir kesiminde kullanmaya başladık. İki hafta sonra ise, kullanıcı taleplerini karşılayan bütün sunucularımızı bu şekilde güncelledik!

Test

Bunun gibi sistem yükseltmeleri yaparken, kodların aynı şekilde işlevselliğine devam ettiğini kontrol etmek için birkaç farklı yaklaşımımız oldu.
Phan. Bu projede kendisini, kod merkezimizde PHP 7 ile uyumlu olmayan kodları bulmak için kullandık. Bu kodları bulup, hataları düzeltmek bu şekilde kolaylaşmış oldu.
Evvelden düzgün çalışan ancak işlevinde bozukluk çıkmış olan kodları bulmak için birim ve entegresyon testleri de uyguladık. Bir yandan da normal geliştirme projeleri de devam ettiğinden, yeni oluşturulmuş bütün kodların PHP 7’de çalışabilir olduğuna da emin olmak için CI görevlerini hem PHP 5 hem de PHP 7’de test ettik.

Sonuçlar

Bu çalışmanın sonuçları ne oldu peki? İki önemli sonuçtan bahsedebiliriz: Performans ve dil özelliklerindeki kayda değer iyileşimler.

Performans

İlk grup sunucumuzda PHP 7’yi etkinleştirdiğimizde, farklı parametreleri yakından takip edip herşeyin düzgün gidip gitmediğini inceledik. Performansta iyileşim bekliyorduk ancak pratikte gördüğümüz sonuçlar beklediğimizin üstündeydi. Gecikme neredeyse anında yarıya inmişti ve sunuculardaki CPU yükü en az %50 azalmıştı. Sayfalardan sorumlu sunucularımız sadece iki katı hızlı çalışmıyor yetinmiyor, bunu CPU kaynaklarının yalnızca yarısını kullanarak yapıyorlardı.

Bu grafikler, API’ımızı çalıştıran sunucularımızdan birinden. Gördüğünüz gibi gecikme kendi yarısından aza düşerken, en yüksek yük ortalaması evvelki en düşük yük ortalamasından daha az hale geldi!

Dil özellikleri

PHP Tumblr geliştiricilerinin hayatını biraz daha kolaylaştıran yeni özellikleri de beraberinde getirdi. Örnek olarak;

• Skaler yazı ipuçları: PHP geçmişinde yazı güvenliği konusunda zayıf kaldığını birkaç defa gösterdi. PHP 7’de ise belli tiplere (string, bool, int, float gibi..) uyumlu değerler gösteren skaler yazı ipuçlaru içeriyor.
• Dönüş tipi dayatmaları: PHP 7 ile, fonksiyonlar artık kullanılan dilin uyguladığı özel dönüş tipi dayatmalarına sahip olabiliyorlar. Bu durum ise, ortak koda olan ihtiyacı ve fonksiyonların dönüşlerini manuel olarak kontrol etme ihtiyacını azaltıyor.
• Anonim sınıflar: Anonim fonksiyonlarda olduğu gibi, anonim sınıflar da belirli bir çalışma zamanında işleme konuluyor ve arabirimler, diğer sınıflara kadar yayılabilmek üzere, başka bir sınıfı da harekete geçirebiliyor. Bu durum, logging sınıfları gibi faydalı nesnelerde ve birim testlerinde oldukça işe yarıyor.
• Yukarıda bahsedilen noktaların dışında, genel olarak birçok farklı güvenlik ve performans iyileştirmelerini de bu listeye ekleyebiliriz.

Özet

PHP 7 bayağı çılgın bir şey yani!

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“there you are little bird. still alive i see.” the voice interrupted your thoughts. you sighed and turned to the screen. this guy had been popping up on every in tact screen you’d walked past for about a month.

“why do you care so much?” you asked.

“something as pretty as you is somewhat of a rarity now adays. is it wrong for me to admire beauty?”

“how about you stop admiring it and help preserve it? i know you’re in a safe place. let me join and then my beauty wont be killed by a zombie.”

the man seemed to be considering it. then he nodded and grinned, “stay put little bird, i will be there to escort you within the hour.”

ares is the boy with messy brown
tresses, who spends hours a
day tending to those bleeding knuckles
he acquires…. there’s never
a straight answer
for them. nothing more than

“i got into a fight” then silence
as bandages rustle and twist
round and round
each finger. he’s the boy
you can always

find covered in crimson
blood, small beads of
sweat lining his
brow as he once again
touches that scar on the side
of his cheek.

he’s something of a broken
marble statue —– cracking and
cracking by his own hand.

—– THE GREEK GODS ALPHABET / ares | noel v.

Lovely Hate - Chapter 5

admin: clover

character count: 12329

plot: you live a fairly normal boring college life until a new student appears!

paring: jinyoung X reader

genre: sexual…

Originally posted by jinyoung-ahh

“night y/n.”

The next morning you woke up and you felt great. It was like Jinyoung’s kiss cured your unhappiness today you didn’t have to go to class your teacher told you that you had enough extra credit to stay home for a aday. So you got dressed and washed up, putting on a pair of grey sweats and a black crop top and throwing your hair in a ponytail.

You were gonna go on to the cat cafe and just walk around campus. The cafe was relaxing and it gave you a place to think. Did you actually like jinyoung? Yes. For sure? Yes! There was no denying how you felt when you were alone with him and when he touched you. But the only thing is he probably didn’t feel the same way. It made you upset at the thought of it so you walked home. You didn’t wanna be upset while with cute kittens, you were just soft.

The walk home was full of thoughts of Jinyoung, but you were still desperate to try to brush him off and try to forget about your new found feelings. You weren’t paying attention to time so you had no idea that Jinyoung would be walking back to his dorm as well. You were too busy looking down and thinking about Jinyoung to notice you were about to run into him.  When you did you fell on top of him. You were straddling his waist looking into his eyes. He was looking straight at you with beady eyes. You blushed still not getting off of him.

“Hey.” He said nonchalantly.

“Oh hi didn’t see you there.” You said when you scrambled to get up

“Its was good I still have a lot to do in my dorm so I’m gonna go…”  With that you hurried to your dorm door.

“Wait y/n!” Jinyoung said but you were already unlocking the door and throwing yourself inside.

You wanted to cry but crying over a boy wasn’t exactly your style. So you called JB and asked if he could pick you up. You waited on your couch for him to call you and tell you he was outside. Watching Bob’s Burgers reruns cloaked in a blanket. Soon you got a text and you rushed out to Jaebum’s car and you guys drove off to his house.

He knew that baking made you more relaxed so he bought you ingredients for a cake and cupcakes.

“Jaebum I don’t know what to do!!” You said while cracking eggs into a big bowl.

“Maybe he’s mean to me for a reason!” Whining while creaming sugar and butter together.

“Hush Y/N you haven’t given the guy a chance to actually say anything to you or confess to you..” He said from the couch.

“But wouldn’t he have called me or something?” You said while mixing the eggs and butter sugar together.

“Listen dumping, you are one of the cutest little rays of sunshine. He will talk to you I promise.” Jaebum stated.

You ran over to him and kissed the back of his head and hugged him.

“Thank you Bummie!”

You ran back to the kitchen and made a cake with buttercream frosting. Content with the look of the cake, you were getting better at making cakes it was starting to get natural. You would wait to make cupcakes for later.

“Yo Y/N I’m having a party tomorrow wanna come?” Jaebum asked.

“Sure who is gonna be there??” You asked curiously.

“Jinyoung will probably be there cause me and Yugyeom became friends with Youngjae who is going and just other friends of mine. Ooo also those 5 girls you can actually kinda get along with.”

“Oh yeah I remember them okay fine I’ll go.”

With that you took ⅓ of the cake and walked home. You fell asleep at home thinking about Jaebum’s words. Did Jinyoung have feelings for you? Guess you would find out.

The next day you went to class, you were well rested but you felt sorta tired. You got to class and Jinyoung wasn’t there yet so you put in headphones in and listened to your favorite album. A couple minutes had passed and Jinyoung came and sat next to you and messed up your hair by pushing it around with his hand.

“Hey dummy. You were in a hurry yesterday did you finish what you had to do???” He asked.

“ Yes I got it done.” You said while fixing your hair again.

“I was gonna try to hang out with you!” With that he grabbed you and wrapped his arms around you. Your face felt on fire from blushing.

“Boy what are you doing why are you so touchy right now?”

“I’m in a good mood! I got invited to a party. Your going right?”

“Yeah it’s one of my best friends party so I have to go.” You said while leaning close to him, enjoying the closeness.

Class was over and the next few hours you would spend getting ready for the party. If Jinyoung didn’t like you now, you would make him look at you and notice you at least.

“Guess I’ll see you at the party bye bye y/n”

You waved at him and then entered your dorm. Your threw your stuff in your room and ran to the closet. What to wear? You had to make yourself look tempting. Then you had it. It was ripped jean shorts and a cream crop top. You put makeup on and did your hair half up half down. Your hair looked healthy and shiny it felt nice to touch and that how you wanted it. You looked in the mirror you actually looked really good. You grabbed a jacket and walked to Jaebum’s.

When you arrived you found the group of girls. They complimented your looks and flashed smiles at you. You stayed with them chatting and saying hi to Youngjae as well.

More people started to come and Jinyoung arrived he looks great, better than usual. So you pranced around letting your hair bounce and running your fingers thru it. You went to get two drinks for yourself and downed them. The music was loud and you were starting to feel it. But that’s when Jaebum called out to everyone.

“Hey we are gonna start a game of truth or dare in the living room!!!” Jaebum explained to everyone.

This was just what you needed. You walked over to the living room with everyone else. Two of the girls sat out so that made 4 girls playing and about 6 guys.

The game was just getting started. Jaebum put on sexy music playlist for moody background noise. Yugyeom was dared to drink a strange drink that contained gross ingredients. Momo (one of the girls) was dared to to kiss another of the girls. Jaebum was dared to speak English for 5 turns and his bitch ass chose you after.

 “I dare you to dance to the next song In front of everyone, and make it sexy.” 

He winked while walking over to his phone to see what song would play next.  “Okay got it.” You hopped up and smirked.

 “It’s Maniac by Jhene Aiko. You got this!!” He smiled. 

You started to get in your element the other song was about to end and you had to think and calm yourself down fast. You could use this to tease Jinyoung. You used to dance a lot in highschool, you had this. 

You took position in front of everyone. The song started and you got into it, your hips moving and the alcohol giving you more courage.

Oh why? Oh why you acting scared?
Pull that pull up like a chair
Know you see me over here


You ran your fingers through your hair and dropped your butt down and swayed while low slowly coming back up with the beat. Your eyes looking up at Jinyoung and looking him in the eye then smirking. 

You just made love to a maniac, maniac
Do you wanna fuck with a maniac?
With a maniac (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Make you fall in love with a maniac (with a maniac)

You weren’t a maniac but you were sure feeling this song. Running your hands over your body swaying your hips and bending over. It felt good to dance again especially in front of Jinyoung.

The song ended and you were breathing heaving in silence. You heard someone say “well damn” which made you giggle and go back to your spot. Eyes were on you and it made you blush. You looked up to see that Jinyoung’s eyes were on you. 

“Youngjae truth or dare?” You looked across the room at him, you didn’t want attention on you at the moment. 

“Dare!!” He giggled out. 

“I dare you to eat a piece of cucumber…” You said while smiling wide.

“Wha wha.. I could die ya know!” Everyone laughed and watched as Youngjae shakily got up and walked over to Jaebum’s  fridge and pulled out a cucumber.

“My last words will be I hate you ALL!”

With that he took a bite of the cucumber and squeezed his eyes shut. Groaning and chewing fast to hurry and swallow it.

“Good job Youngjae!!” You said while clapping your hands.

“Truth or dare Y/N?” Youngjae asked.

“What again!?” You cried out.

“I hold a grudge. Anyway truth or dare!”

“Dare!” You laughed.

“I dare you to give JINYOUNG A LAP DANCE and you win the dare if he’s hard by the end of the song!!” He laughed evilly.

The room was filled with small chatter. Why Jinyoung? You both froze up when you heard that. Damn Youngjae was evil when drunk.

“When the next song comes on get to it!!” Youngjae laughed.

You looked over at JB but he was busy with a girl. So you looked at Jinyoung and he just smiled at you, okay maybe it wouldn’t too bad i guess? The song was coming to an end so you made your way over to Jinyoung your heels clicking on the ground.

“Don’t worry y/n no one is really paying attention.” Youngjae explained.

You sat on Jinyoung’s lap facing him. Welp no backing out now.

“You sure you’re okay with this?” You asked Jinyoung.

“Ya don’t worry about it, you probably won’t win anyway.”

The song that came on next was Desperado by Rihanna, pretty good song.

You put your hands on Jinyoung’s shoulders and he put his hands on your hips. Here goes nothing.

You move your hips to the beat of the song. Your hands coming up and grabbing your hair and bringing it to one side. You bring you hands down touching your boobs and torso gently. Your hands coming down to land on your thighs giving you even more control. You want a real reaction so you start to roll your hips in circles on his crotch, and you can hear Jinyoung’s breath hitch up with your movements.

You saw that his hands we grabbing your waist tighter and his eyes looking all over your body that was starting to glisten with sweat. Looking down at him while biting your lip trying to tease him bring your hands back up to your torso and boobs while still swaying and circling your hips on his crotch. He not only loved your body he loved the expressions your face was making.

You moved your hands into his hair pushing your fingers through it and leaning more forward so your boobs were close to his face. Then you let go of his hair looking him in the eye and licking your lips. You had him in the palm of your hand.

You spread your legs wider and scooted up further to get more fiction. You swayed circles on him, his grip getting tighter on your waist. You smirked down at his state and his heavy breathing, you had him. You started to ride him as well testing the waters to see if he would make more noises if you tried something else. When he let out a barely hearable groan you bit your lip at your action.

All you wanted was to win this and prove him wrong. You were starting to feel your panties getting wet. This was hurting you as well, how much longer was this song. You kept going up and down on his lap to the beat. Hearing small groans from him. His skin was dewy with sweat, but yet it was still golden. You snapped your hips up earning a barely noticeable moan from you. You were far too gone to care about blushing anymore.

You leaned down again tugging at his hair and then moaning his name by his ear. You were gonna win this, you had to. Harshly grinding onto his crotch,and smirking. The song was so close to over and you could feel something hard lined up with your crotch. In your head you were celebrating your win. You circled your hips one last time, looking him with your eyes clouded with lust.

“The songs over Jinyoung, I win!” You giggled getting up from his lap and straightening yourself out.

You fixed your hair, still giggling and smiling. He was obviously hard. You patted yourself on the back. Good job Y/N! He looked mad because you actually won and made him hard. Youngjae gasped. He gave you a high five. Leaving  Jinyoung there frustrated and in shock. You went and got a piece of cake you deserve it. Jinyoung was reciting “grandmas, snakes, sharks…” over and over again trying to get rid of his problem.

You didn’t keep your eye on him much. You got a text.

Jinugly: care to take care of this problem you caused?

Y/n: you didn’t say please so no

You put your phone away and found his face in the crowd and sent him a wink and stuck out your tongue out at him, man you felt good right now.

authors note: it was so hard picking songs that were good enough for this chapter, but it was really cool to write so please enjoy!!! Damn Jinyoung got shook.

I really wanna become a D list celebrity or date a super popular celeb so i can shit on everyone at awards shows

literally everyone now adays wears such  boring looks to awards shows. I wanna up the ante