We got pulled over after a rave getting shut down:
- Cop 1:What's the deal with all these ketchup bottles?
- Adam:It's a decorative chain because his name is Ketchup.
- Cop 1:His name is Ketchup?
- Me:Yes, that's my rave name.
- Cop 2 after looking at my ID :Yeah, his name is literally Ketchup, his name is Hinz!
- *both cops laugh*
- Cop 2 after running our IDs:Okay, drive safe.
- Cop 1:Goodnight Mr. Ketchup.