adamsecrets

We got pulled over after a rave getting shut down:
  • Cop 1: What's the deal with all these ketchup bottles?
  • Adam: It's a decorative chain because his name is Ketchup.
  • Cop 1: His name is Ketchup?
  • Me: Yes, that's my rave name.
  • Cop 2 after looking at my ID : Yeah, his name is literally Ketchup, his name is Hinz!
  • *both cops laugh*
  • Cop 2 after running our IDs: Okay, drive safe.
  • Cop 1: Goodnight Mr. Ketchup.