adam you lie

Iain is such a shit.
  • Interviewer: So are you guys interested in Fitzsimmons getting together?
  • Iain: [Looks mischeviously over at Liz] ...Nah. Not really.
  • Liz: [gapes at Iain in horror] YES YES I AM VERY INTERESTED
  • Iain: [with a shit eating grin] Not really though, I mean...Then there'd be kissing.
  • Liz: I AM GOING TO KISS YOU I SWEAR
  • Iain: [shrugs and tries to stop from grinning] Nah, I don't think so...
  • Liz: [crazy eyes] I AM GOING TO PUT MY MOUTH ON YOUR MOUTH I SWEAR TO GOD, IAIN!
  • Iain: [tries to look nonchalant, minus the mischevious glint in his eyes] I don't want to kiss you though, Liz. You don't want to kiss me either, lets be real.
  • Liz: I AM GOING TO KISS YOU SO HARD YOU ARE GOING TO SEE DISNEY HEARTS AND SPARROWS GODDAMN IT IAIN! IT'S GOING TO BE THE BEST KISS OF YOUR LIFE! YOU BETTER PUCKER UP LOVER, BECAUSE I AM GOING TO KISS THE EVERLOVING CRAP OUT OF YOU!
  • Iain: [Looks at the camera like Jim in the office, and grins]

my favorite holsom trope is the one where they’re both bisexual and the pining is 110% mutual because i love myself and want them to be happy together

Superhero AU Part 2- Pynch Week 2017

Part 1

That night when Ronan made his way over to the Thieving Center, he could hear his heartbeat pounding in his ears like the bass of the EDM he listened to. Adam Parrish wanted to help him with his homework. Him. Ronan Lynch.

It was flattering, really, considering that Adam was the smartest student at the Academy of Thieving. And Adam probably didn’t even like Ronan. Ronan was always unspeakably rude to the other boy, often ignoring Adam or flipping him off. But it always because of the same reason.

Ronan thought he was in love with Adam.

Ronan pushed through the large glass doors of the Thieving Center, which was a sort of library-slash-science lab. Element-stealers usually came to the Center to work on mixing elements, and thought-stealers came to be smart.

Ronan spotted Adam sitting at a wooden table near the front doors. His head was bent over a textbook, and there were papers scattered all around him. Ronan cleared his throat. “Parrish.”

Adam startled and looked up at Ronan. Ronan felt a pang in his chest at the sight of Adam’s depthless blue eyes. “Oh. Hey, Ronan. You can sit here.” Adam gestured at the chair beside him. “I’ll clean this mess up,” Adam said, brushing aside papers and books.

Ronan awkwardly set his messenger bag down on the table and pulled out his dreaming helmet. Adam reached out to touch it, but then seemed to remember himself. “Sorry,” Adam apologized. “I didn’t ask.”

“You can touch it if you want. It won’t fucking electrocute you,” Ronan said, more harshly than he meant to. Adam looked a bit hurt, but the look vanished when he ran his long, elegant fingers over the material of the helmet.

“How do you use it?” Adam asked.

“Umm- well, I put it on at night when I go to sleep,” Ronan began. “And in my dream, I can use these controls that are just sort of there to take specific things out. It’s complicated. My dad is so much better than me at it.”

Adam smiled a bit. “I bet you’re not that bad either.” As soon as Adam finished his sentence, a blush crept into his cheeks.

Maybe it was wishful thinking because Adam briskly turned and grabbed a thick textbook from the table. He waved it at Ronan. “Process homework, remember?”

“Yeah,” Ronan said, digging around in his bag for his own textbook and papers. “I don’t get a single thing about the damned Process.”

“Well, it’s different for me than for you,” Adam said. “But the basic gist is all in here.” Adam flipped open to a page in Ronan’s book and pointed to a passage on the paper. He went on to explain the history of Thieving, the science of it all, and how magic factored in. Ronan barely paid any attention but focused on the cadence of Adam’s voice. The deep rumble of it, the drawling accent.

Ronan was so gone.

They spent a while at the Center, talking about classes and jotting down notes. But after a couple of hours, Adam said, “I should get going. My parents don’t really like it when I stay out too long.”

Ronan nodded reluctantly and packed his things. When the two of them went outside, Adam cleared his throat and fidgeted with the strap of his bag. Ronan looked over at him curiously. Adam averted his gaze and took a deep breath.

“Ronan, I- I know this probably sounds really stupid, and you’re probably straight, but I like you a lot.” Ronan couldn’t think. He could only feel his heart getting ready to run away.

“Sorry,” Adam said. “I make a shitty thought-stealer. I should go,” Adam said. He began walking toward the main road that led out of campus.

“Wait. Waitwaitwait. You like me?” Ronan asked. He still couldn’t think. “But you’ve barely known me for two months.” He knew he was being a hypocrite. “Why me? I’ve been a complete asshole to you this entire time.”

Adam looked like a deer caught in the headlights of a car going 100 miles per hour. “Uhh- because,” Adam said. “You don’t lie. You tell me truth every single time, and that’s better than anything anyone else has ever told me.”

“You like me because I’m honest?” Ronan asked. His mind was a blank sheet.

Adam frowned. “Yeah. I know its stupid, and it’ll probably pass. I should really get going.”

Ronan shook his head. “You’re an idiot.” Adam looked ready to defend himself, but Ronan was already there and kissing him. Adam went still, probably from shock. Maybe from disgust.

But then Adam’s arms wrapped around Ronan’s neck, and everything was hot and cold and light and dark. Ronan didn’t think it was possible to feel this way.

He thought he might be able to get used to it.

Dean Winchester-The Cure Part 2

Title: The cure Part 2

Pairings: Dean Winchester x hybrid reader, Adam Milligan x Hybrid reader

Word count:1145

Request:will there be a part two of The Cure

Request:And if you get the chance i would love a part two of The Cure!

Links:The cure

Adam screamed as Lucifer ripped another slash into his broken skin. His blue eyes widened before his head dropped, his dirty blonde locks falling in front of his scarred face. 

Lucifer raised his hand, about to make another strike when a white, blinding flash exploded behind him. Spinning around, Lucifer stared wide eyed, waiting to see what was going on. 

Michael got out from his chair, a brow raised as he stopped watching his brother torture an innocent boy and glanced over towards the mysterious portal. 

‘’Who are you?’’Lucifer smirked, whistling as you stepped out. 

‘’How did you get in here?’’Michael raged as Adam began to lift his head. ‘’That’s not possible’’. Adam now watched with confused eyes. You looked at Lucifer and Michael before glancing towards Adam. 

You walked forward, your courage almost sending them faint. ‘’They call me the Hybrid’’You drawled out with a whisper. As soon as that came out your mouth, Lucifer stepped back, ducking into a corner as if you had burned him. 

Michael clambered backwards, shielding himself as they rushed off. Adam followed their petrified forms before turning back to you. He began to yell, tugging on his chains as he tried to push himself away from you. 

‘’Easy, easy, darling’’You soothed as you cupped his face. It calmed his instantly but he still grew scared. ‘’I promise I’m not here to hurt you. I’m here to get you out, Adam’’You smiled. 

‘’You’re lying!’’He yelled as tears soaked his cheeks. You wiped them away with the pad of your thumb before unhooking his chains. He watched you with wide eyes before you grabbed his hand and slowly walked him towards the portal. 

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Days had passed since you got Adam out and you went straight into hiding. Adam was weak right now, seconds from breaking. Yes you fixed his physical wounds, but emotionally, you did the best you could but he was still broken. 

The brothers called you and you reassured them you got him out but you wouldn’t bring him to them until he was ready. You stayed with him, helping him eat, helping him when he woke up with nightmares.

At first he refused to believe it was real, until a few days when he finally broke down when realising he was out. You comforted and cradled his form and he grew attached to you. 

Today was a day just like any other. You walked into the room to find Adam curled up on his bed, eyes staring into the empty void. You knelt down, running your slender fingers through his soft locks as you sighed. 

Placing a kiss on his forehead you caressed his cheek. ‘’If I could fix you I would.’’You whispered sadly. You were startled, surprised when he looked back at you. He did look back at you sometimes, but it was never so full of emotion. Always empty or filled to the brim with tears. 

‘’S-stay.. with m-me’’he whispered, voice breaking as he shook. ‘’P-please’’. You crawled next to him, pulling him gently into your arms as if you could break him. You began to run your fingers through his soft, blonde locks, stroking soothing circles on your forearm. 

‘’I’ve got you. You’re okay’’You whispered as you placed a chaste kiss to his head, lingering before you pulled back. It wasn’t long before he fell asleep, eyes drifting shut as you peeled yourself from his frame and stood outside. 

You stood underneath the roof of the small cabin in the abandoned forest, watching the rain pelt heavy against the thick tree’s. A scream pulled you out of your thoughts as you raced inside. 

Adam was twisting and turning, his pale body getting caught in the vines of the sheets as his knuckles turned a sickly white from how hard he grasped the covers. 

‘’No! Stop!’’he screamed, his voice deep and hoarse, nothing like his broken, scared one. 

‘’Adam’’You cried as you grasped his shoulders and gently awoke him. He shot up but you managed to keep him down. His eyes were full of fear as you watched him slowly peace everything together, reality falling back into place before those blue orbs met yours. 

His whole face scrunched up as his lip trembled. You hugged him, not giving him time to break down before you had him in your arms. He cried into your shoulder, his grip bruising but you didn’t care. 

‘’Shh. I’ve got you’’You comforted as you rubbed soothing circles into his back. Once he finally calmed down you went to get up only for him to grasp your wrist. 

‘’Please, stay’’He begged. You crawled next to him, much like earlier except this time he pulled you into his arms, a platonic way of course, a way for him to feel safe. He knew you were unstoppable and the fact that Lucifer and Michael were petrified of you, meant he was going to cling to you. 

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After a few months he was still unstable and broken but could slowly begin to get up and talk. You told him about the brothers and he agreed. Without warning you poofed the two of you into the bunker. 

Sam and Dean’s heads shooting up to see who had arrived only to drop when they saw Adam. They shot up, your hand shooting out as you protectively stepped in front of him. 

‘’Adam, why don’t you go lie down’’You soothed as you led him into a random bedroom. Coming back out you were meet with the Winchesters shocked looks.

‘’I can’t believe you got him’’Sam whispered in awe. 

‘’Than-’’

‘’Stop thanking me’’You muttered as you rolled your eyes. ‘’He’s still fragile. Speak quietly and do not make any quick movements. No mentions about the cage, no asking him any memories or showing sympathy. Talk to him like normal’’You instructed as they nodded. 

A few hours had passed and they had spoke to him but they only got short, murmured replies. But they were happy that they got to see their brother. It had came to night and you agreed to take Adam back now. 

‘’I know you saved him, I get why he might be clinging to you because of that. But it’s like there’s something else’’Dean spoke up randomly. 

‘’Lucifer and Michael were scared of me. That comforts Adam, that’s why he never wants me to leave his side because he’s scared they’ll come back and he’s knows if they do I can just get rid of them.’’You explained. 

Finally taking back the youngest Winchester you helped him down in bed before staying with him and running your fingers through his blonde locks. 

‘’Thank you for saving me’’He whispered as he rested his head on your lap. You sat up against the headboard, giving him a smile as he lulled off into a deep, peaceful slumber. 

‘’Thank you for saving me, Adam’’

  • *in their hotel room*
  • Molly: *giggling* I had a lovely day. They really thought we were married.
  • Sherlock: *pouring drinks; smiles* We didn't give them any reason to doubt us.
  • Molly: *giggling* When they asked how long we'd been married and we both said nine years. How did you think of that?
  • Sherlock: *offering her drink; shrugs* First number that came to me.
  • Molly: *takes the drink* Haven't we known each other for nine years? *sips her drink*
  • Sherlock: *rolls his eyes; scoffs* Now, Molly, that would be quite sentimental of me *downs his drink*
  • Molly: *shaking her head* I suppose so *pauses* So what's the plan for tomorrow?
  • Sherlock: *replaces his glass; steps closer* A breakfast meeting with the suspect, a stroll on the beach, shopping - I told him you needed new jewellery - then, a meal followed by dancing in the evening *smirks* Sound good?
  • Molly: *smiles* Lovely.
  • Sherlock: *gently brushes her hair out of the way* There is something else that just cannot wait until tomorrow *kisses her* Thank you for agreeing to be my wife, Molly.
  • Molly: *biting back her smile* Now, Sherlock, that's quite sentimental of you.
  • Sherlock: *shrugs* Yes. The thing is, I don't care *kisses her again*
Coldest Winter ~ Adam Cole Imagine

Originally posted by colesteencole

@ilb12 

Adam Cole x Reader 

Christmas Imagine

Smut Ahead 


Christmas was coming around soon, you loved Christmas. One of your favorite holiday’s of the ear. The boys knew it was your favorite, Nick, Matt, Adam and Kenny all knew that every year you threw one of the best parties. 

Your house was pretty big, you lived in New York City. Even though the city is crowded at night, you miss the noise outside. Japan was different than New York City. 

Week before Christmas, you got Kenny to help you get a tree, decorate it along with your house. The Bucks would store your cabinet with drinks for the weekend. This Christmas was special because it was the first Christmas you were spending with the boys all together. 

Everyone was coming, word always went around that you threw the best parties . Everyone had to come. Adam was coming, you’re stomach filled with butterflies just thinking about him. 

He had a gorgeous smile, those eyes of his that you could stare all day into. He was goofy, you loved being his friend but you wanted something more. Word got around that he likes you but you never confronted him about it. Didn’t want to ruin the friendship between the two of you.

The bucks always told you to go for it but you chicken out. 

“ Are you going to tell him this Christmas how you feel?” Kenny asked hanging around mistletoes around your house. “ I don’t know, I might chicken out again” you shrugged.

“ Come on Y/N, it’s been so long since the last time you tried. It’s not hard to go up to him and saying hey Adam, I think you’re pretty cute. Let’s go out” 

“ First of all, I wouldn’t say that Ken and second of all why are you hanging around so many mistletoes?”

“ Doesn’t hurt to have more than a few. Your house is like one big Winter Wonderland, you know?” Looking around, you agreed with Kenny seeing all the stocking, the Christmas Tree, stairs were decorated. Everything was green and red and you loved it. 

“ It looks beautiful” you smiled, Kenny got down from the ladder as he turned around in circles agreeing. 

A day before Christmas, you were rushing around the house getting clean and getting everything ready for the holiday. The presents were underneath the Christmas tree already. 

“ Y/N?” your front door opened, in walked Adam carrying some snacks in his hands. “ Hey Adam!” you greeted him rushing to help him, carrying the snacks into the kitchen. You set them down, looking inside to see cupcakes, red velvet kinds, chocolate once etc.

“ How many did you buy Cole? You could feel a family for a month” He shrugged, walking into the kitchen. 

“ Doesn’t hurt to have more than enough” He smiled at you, that smile made you weak in the knees. He just had to look at you and you’d turn into a puddle inside. What was this man doing to you.

Sending him a smile, you turned to the sink, biting your bottom lip preventing yourself from blushing.

“ Something wrong Y/N?” He asked putting a hand on your shoulder. You shook your head.

“ I’m fine, I just got something in my eye” you lie. Adam brushes it off but he know that is not the real reason you turned away from him. 

“ You should relax, you don’t need to do all this. You worry to much over this..” He motioned around. “ I know, I just want it to be-” he cut you off. 

“ I know but hey you are going to be surrounded by friends and family. It’s going to go great” turning around facing him you leaned back against the counter. He took a few steps forward standing in front you. He reached out to brush your hair behind your ear, looking down at you with those eyes.

You just wanted to grab him and kiss him but held back. 

His hand went to your cheek,cupping it stroking it sending a spark through your body. Smiling down at you, you returned the gesture feeling the butterflies in your stomach ready to rush out. 

“ See you tomorrow” Adam leaned down, kissing your forehead before he walked out your door sending you a wink. 

As the door closed, you groaned throwing your head back. Tomorrow was going to be something. When the morning came, you were being shaken away by Nick and Matt. Opening your eyes, you screamed falling out of bed seeing the two dorks were right in front of your face smiling like idiots. 

“ Good morning to you!” Matt screamed. Nick looked over the bed seeing you on the floor laying there not moving. “ You alright “ He asked.

“ Peachy” sitting up, your hair was in a messy bun, all over the place. “ Nice hair there Y/N” Nick chuckled taking a strand of your hair tugging it. Glaring at him you swatted his hand.

Standing up, you shoved Nick off the bed first before shoving Matt. They fell to the floor, laughing as you were still glaring at them.

“ Jerks” you muttered underneath your breath walking into the bathroom to get ready. 

It was getting to the after noon, everyone was showing up. Matt and Nick were dressed up as elves along with yourself. The doorbell rang, you rushed to the door answering opening the door seeing Kenny standing there in an else costume as well. 

“ Really Kenny? You two” He chuckled wrapping his arms around you.

“ Not my idea” Hugging him back, he walked to greet someone before you heard a whistle from the door. Turning your head, your heart sped up seeing Adam wearing a elf costumes as well. He looked so adorable in it. 

“ Look at you, sexy little elf” you blushed, looking down at the ground. “Come in” he walked in,chucked leaning over kissing your cheek. 

Still holding onto the door, Nick popped up next you. Smirk on his face, “ Shut up Jackson” you muttered walking into the kitchen to get a drink.

“ Presents! “ Matt and Nick yelled surrounding the tree giving out presents. You got Kenny a new game that he wanted. He hugged you tight telling you were the best. Kenny got you a guitar, acoustic one. You were more than happy with it. You got Nick some new wrestling wrestling boots and a jacket to keep him warm. He hugged you telling you that you didn’t have to get him anything. 

Matt got you some headphones and a few comic books. He knew how much you loved them. You gave Matt some wrestling boots as well and wrestling gear that he wanted. He kissed your forehead, thanking you. 

Looking over at Adam, he blushed before sliding his gift over to you. Kenny, Matt and Nick were interested in what you got so they slide over to you peeking over your shoulder seeing what you got. It was a long black case, you looked up at Adam. His eyes held worried, he was biting his thumb anxious of what you thought of the present he got you.

Sliding your finger over it, “ Are you going to open it or stare at it all night Y/N?” Matt asked. You threw him a small glare before opening the box, gasping seeing a beautiful necklace there.

“ Adam..” you gasped before adding, “ you didn’t have it.” 

“ I wanted too. I thought of you when I saw it” 

The guys awed, you took the necklace out of the box admiring it in your hands. It was beautiful and you were just in awe that Adam got you this. 

“ Put it on for me?” you stood up walking into the hallway to the bathroom. Adam followed you with the guys sending him kissing noises, he flipped them off as he walked over to where you were. 

He took the necklace from your hands, you held your hair to the side as he put it around your neck. As it laid on your neck, you admired it with your fingertips before making eye contact with him in the mirror.

“ Do you want to go for a walk?” He asks.

“ Sure” He lets you slide past him, his chest touching your arm sending shivers down your spine. “ Oh! I almost forgot” you grabbed his present from behind the mirror handing it to him.

“ You didn’t have to get me anything” “ I wanted too” 

He takes the box from your hands, sending you a smile before he opens it. Gasping, he takes out the watch that you got him. Looking up at you, “ I can’t take this Y/N. This must of cost a lot..” 

“ It was worth it” 

“ Thank you” He puts it on before pulling you into his arms. You buried your face in the crook of his neck wrapping your arms around his back. 

“ Let’s go for that walk” he mumbles. There was nothing more than he wanted but to hold you in his arms and never let you go. You pulled away from him, already missing his touch. 

The two of you grabbed your jackets putting on your shoes as you walked outside in the cool air walking down the streets. It was silent between the two of you before he spoke.

“ Tonight was great..” He says, looking over at you. “ Yeah, I love putting smiling on our friends faces.” 

“ You’re something special, you know?” He stops turning to you. “ Not really..” you shrugged stopping in your steps facing him. Adam brings something from his pocket holding it above you two.

Looking up, you chuckled looking back down at him. He took a mistletoe from your house.

“ Really?” you giggled, he winks before his smiles drops as his face becomes serious. He cups your face with his other hand, leaning down he looks into your eyes then at your lips. 

“ I really want to kiss you” He mumbles. You let him, he brushes his lips against yours letting you pull back if you didn’t want to kiss him. But you did, more than anything. 

He pushes his lips against yours, the mistletoe drops from his hand dropping to the floor as his arms wrap around your waist pushing you flush against his body, wrapping your arm around him kissing him back.

Finally, you thought. 

Pulling away from him, he smiles, you could feel his breath on your face. 

“ What do you say we take the party to your room?” Taking his hand in yours, you giggled running back to your house with him running laughing. As you head inside to pass everyone, Kenny notices the two of you shaking Matt and Nick pointing to you and Adam as you were heading to your room.

They high fived each other. 

You walked into your room, the door shuts as Adam pins you to it pushing his lips roughly against yours. He presses himself against you, grinding on you.You moaned wrapping your legs around him. He locks the door to your bedroom walking with you to your bed throwing you gently.

He stands there for a moment ,looking down at you with hunger in his eyes. Licking his lips, he slide off his shirt throwing it somewhere before crawling on top of you. Leaning down, he brushes his lips against your jaw to your neck to your collarbone.

He nibbles at a certain spot on your collarbone. Moaning out, you reach out to touch his chest when he catches your hands pinning them above your head.

“ No” he growls out pushing his hips against yours. He was already hard for you, you could feel him against your thigh. 

“I.. want.. you” you gasped out as he rips open your vest throwing to the side. 

“ No bra.. naughty..” he groans. His mouth latches onto your nipple, his tongue swirling around, tugging on your nipple. You arch your back,moaning his name. 

His hands pushes down on your sides, you open your legs letting himself settle in between them wrapping your legs around his waist. His other hand goes to your other nipple, pinching it, rolling it in between his fingers. 

He continues to kiss down to your stomach, chuckling hearing you whimper for him. Adam slides off your jeans , he growls at the sigh of the wet spot on your panties.

“ I can’t wait to taste you..” he grabs your panties with his teeth dragging him down to your ankles and off throwing them to the side.Opening your legs for him, he hummed licking his lips.

You watched as his head went in between your legs. He kisses the side of your thighs going to your core. He takes a lick, “ Adam… no teasing.. please..” you begged him. 

“ Fine” he mumbles before his mouth latches onto your core, sucking, swirling his tongue on your clit. His tongue was working his magic, swirling it with different shapes.

Grabbing onto your sheets arching your back you moaned loudly. Your guest probably already heard you by now. Adam smirks pulling his mouth away, sliding his index finger into you.

Pumping you while you were squirming under him, he added another curling his fingers hitting your g spot. He was driving you crazy.

“ I want you.. NOW!” you screamed, not taking it anymore. 

He pulls his fingers out, licking his fingers clean before he takes off his pants and boxers. His cock springing against his stomach, pre cum dripping down from it. 

Holding yourself on your elbow as your eyes going wide at his cock.

“ You like what you see?” 

“ Yes” you nodded, a gasp came out of you as he thrusted himself into you grabbing a hold of your hips thrusting fully into you. You screamed in pleasure as he thrusted harder and faster each time. 

Clawing at the sheets, he leaned down capturing your lips with his muffling your screams sliding his tongue into your mouth having a battle with yours. Your stomach was curling as well as you toes, you couldn’t hold it in as you came to your first orgasm. 

He rolled over so you were on top.

“Ride my cock, baby” digging your nails into his chest making him hiss in pleasure, you bounced on his cock slowly for teasing you when he was eating you out.

“ Faster..” he demands holding your hips, digging his nails into them. You moaned, going faster. 

“ Fuck… yes…” He moans closing his eyes. You got off of him, making his eyes snap open. “ What the..fuck!” he throws his head back as you slide down his cock, surprising him just like he did.

It didn’t take long as he came to his orgasm. Your curtains were opened, you gasped as he thrusted up a few more times as you orgasm for the second time.Throwing your head back, you felt your juice drip down but your attention was caught off to somewhere else. 

Snow. It was snowing. Getting off of Adam, you walked slowly to the window placing your hands on it looking out.

“ Adam! it’s snowing!” he got off the bed, standing next to you seeing it was indeed snowing. 

He looks at you and you look back at him getting the same idea. 

“ Snowball fight!” 

3

You have got to be kidding me.  What a miserable thing to say to try and justify this shit.  Off screen moments?!  So what there is a whole other story line going on that we don’t see?!  Come on Adam…

No inconsistencies? Really?!

What about Belle and Robin?  Robin stole the necklace and made himself look different to steal the wand out of Rumple’s castle.  Belle saved him, but he looked different.  They wrote in that Robin took the glamour necklace from the Wicked Witch to cover up the fact that he looked different.  So how did Belle recognize him?  She’s all like, “oh it’s nice to see you again.”  Like HUH?  Robin did tell Neal that Belle helped him ONE time in the past.

Then we KNOW that he stole from the Wicked Witch and to do that he did encounter a flying monkey.  Well in Season 3B he told Snow and Regina he had no idea what a flying monkey was.  Said he has never seen one before, but we know that is a lie!  

Adam, you should know that fans are now going to re-watch Season 3B and Season 4 very very very closely now and going to find things to prove you wrong.