adam you lie

Iain is such a shit.
  • Interviewer: So are you guys interested in Fitzsimmons getting together?
  • Iain: [Looks mischeviously over at Liz] ...Nah. Not really.
  • Liz: [gapes at Iain in horror] YES YES I AM VERY INTERESTED
  • Iain: [with a shit eating grin] Not really though, I mean...Then there'd be kissing.
  • Liz: I AM GOING TO KISS YOU I SWEAR
  • Iain: [shrugs and tries to stop from grinning] Nah, I don't think so...
  • Liz: [crazy eyes] I AM GOING TO PUT MY MOUTH ON YOUR MOUTH I SWEAR TO GOD, IAIN!
  • Iain: [tries to look nonchalant, minus the mischevious glint in his eyes] I don't want to kiss you though, Liz. You don't want to kiss me either, lets be real.
  • Liz: I AM GOING TO KISS YOU SO HARD YOU ARE GOING TO SEE DISNEY HEARTS AND SPARROWS GODDAMN IT IAIN! IT'S GOING TO BE THE BEST KISS OF YOUR LIFE! YOU BETTER PUCKER UP LOVER, BECAUSE I AM GOING TO KISS THE EVERLOVING CRAP OUT OF YOU!
  • Iain: [Looks at the camera like Jim in the office, and grins]
  • *in their hotel room*
  • Molly: *giggling* I had a lovely day. They really thought we were married.
  • Sherlock: *pouring drinks; smiles* We didn't give them any reason to doubt us.
  • Molly: *giggling* When they asked how long we'd been married and we both said nine years. How did you think of that?
  • Sherlock: *offering her drink; shrugs* First number that came to me.
  • Molly: *takes the drink* Haven't we known each other for nine years? *sips her drink*
  • Sherlock: *rolls his eyes; scoffs* Now, Molly, that would be quite sentimental of me *downs his drink*
  • Molly: *shaking her head* I suppose so *pauses* So what's the plan for tomorrow?
  • Sherlock: *replaces his glass; steps closer* A breakfast meeting with the suspect, a stroll on the beach, shopping - I told him you needed new jewellery - then, a meal followed by dancing in the evening *smirks* Sound good?
  • Molly: *smiles* Lovely.
  • Sherlock: *gently brushes her hair out of the way* There is something else that just cannot wait until tomorrow *kisses her* Thank you for agreeing to be my wife, Molly.
  • Molly: *biting back her smile* Now, Sherlock, that's quite sentimental of you.
  • Sherlock: *shrugs* Yes. The thing is, I don't care *kisses her again*

my favorite holsom trope is the one where they’re both bisexual and the pining is 110% mutual because i love myself and want them to be happy together