adam vs beast

Gaston: The Beast poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses!

Villagers: He did?

Gaston: No! But are we just gonn’ wait around until he does?!

Source: Spongebob Squarepants (submitted by @adarafaelbarbas)

  • [Belle and Adam talking about Shakespeare]
  • Belle: Everyone I know says that he’s the greatest writer that England’s ever known!
  • Adam: And that’s ANOTHER thing I hate about Shakespeare! Is all the twits who bloviate about Shakespeare! And how they prattle on about his great accomplishments, well la-di-da-di-dah! And once they start their gushing there’s no stopping them, and then it’s “blah blah blah blah blah Shakespeare!” And he walks in, it’s “dum da dum ta da Shakespeare!” He’s holding court and they say “Will, you’re such a genius and your writing is divine, 'a rose by any other name' is such a clever line!” And they’re all “Ooh!” and he’s all “Stop!” and they’re all “Yay!” and I’m all “Ugh!” And I’m really getting sick of it! And oh, oh, oh, oh, I HATE SHAKESPEARE!
  • Belle: I think by now I sorta know you hate Shakespeare...
  • Adam: Shmakespeare!
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  • Source: "God, I Hate Shakespeare" from Something Rotten!