Being a Fan of Supernatural
  • Us: Where is everybody?
  • The Writers: They're dead
  • Us: Who is?
  • The Writers: Everybody
  • Us: What, Bobby?
  • The Writers: Everybody's dead
  • Us: What, Gabriel? Gadreel? Adam?
  • The Writers: Everybody's dead
  • Us: What, Jo and Ellen? Hannah? Meg? Samandriel? Metatron?
  • The Writers: They're all dead. Everybody's dead
  • Us: Balthazar isn't, is he?
  • The Writers: Everybody is dead
  • Us: Not Kevin?
  • The Writers: Fucks Sake! Yes, Kevin, everybody, everybody's dead!
  • Us: Charlie?
  • The Writers: She's dead, everybody is dead, everybody is dead
  • Us: Wait. Are you trying to tell us everybody's dead?
  • The Writers: YES!!
  • Us: Bullshit. Where are you hiding them?
  • Cas: *on the verge of death (again)* Dean you've got to leave me here. Just go. It's too dangerous for you and Sam to stay here.
  • Dean: No Cas. I'm not leaving you here to die alright?
  • Cas: You - You've got to go Dean. I'm beyond saving but you two... you can get out of here. Go!
  • Sam: No way dude. You're family Cas
  • Dean: *single man tear* And family means no one gets left behind.
  • Adam:
  • Adam:
  • Adam:
  • Adam: Are you fucking kidding me?!
Supernatural is so confusing for the non-fans

Like we have episodes where:
Sam meets young Dean.
Sam meets old Dean.
Sam and Dean meet their young parents.
They go on a killing spree, but those are actually leviathans, not them.
They go in an alternate universe, where they are Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles.
We show you Sam Winchester, but he can be Lucifer, Gadreel, leviathan or shapeshifter.
They die pretty often, just don’t stay dead.
John gave his life for them and was tortured in Hell for 100 years, yet anyone hates him.
They go back in time sometimes.
You see Misha Collins. He can be Jimmy Novak, Castiel or Lucifer. You won’t know.
The devil, yes. Pretty chill actually. We have three actors to play him. Misha Collins, Jared Padalecki or Mark Pellegrino.
Angels can be dicks. Damn, most of them are.
Everyone seems to love the devil, but hate the scribe of God. He is a total dick.
The King Of Hell is actually adorable and he “deserve to be loved”
Most of the girls die, so most of our ships are gay.
Every single season something even worse happens.
We laugh, we cry at the most random things and you don’t understand why.
Bobby Singer was their adoptive father.
Dean loves pie, Sam sometimes forgets to buy it.
Everyone tries to kill them or save them. Either way, they end up dead.
Family doesn’t end with blood.
We all forget about Adam.