adam clyne

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“Liverpool was made for me and I was made for Liverpool”

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The signs with England nt players

Husband:

Aries: Harry Kane
Taurus: Theo Walcott
Gemini: Chris Smalling
Cancer: Joe Hart
Leo: Jordan Henderson
Virgo: Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
Libra: Ross Barkley
Scorpio: Jamie Vardy
Sagittarius: Wayne Rooney
Capricorn: Nathaniel Clyne
Aquarius: Adam Lallana
Pisces: James Milner

Roommate:

Aries: Chris Smalling
Taurus: Nathaniel Clyne
Gemini: Ross Barkley
Cancer: James Milner
Leo: Harry Kane
Virgo: Jamie Vardy
Libra: Theo Walcott
Scorpio: Adam Lallana
Sagittarius: Joe Hart
Capricorn: Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
Aquarius: Jordan Henderson
Pisces: Wayne Rooney

Best Friend:

Aries: Wayne Rooney
Taurus: Jordan Henderson
Gemini: James Milner
Cancer: Theo Walcott
Leo: Nathaniel Clyne
Virgo: Chris Smalling
Libra: Joe Hart
Scorpio: Harry Kane
Sagittarius: Ross Barkley
Capricorn: Adam Lallana
Aquarius: Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
Pisces: Jamie Vardy

International Call-ups (March 2017)

Senior (13)

  • Belgium: Simon Mignolet, Divock Origi
  • Brazil: Philippe Coutinho, Roberto Firmino
  • England: Nathaniel Clyne, Adam Lallana
  • Estonia: Ragnar Klavan 
  • Germany: Emre Can
  • Netherlands: Georginio Wijnaldum
  • Senegal: Sadio Mané
  • Serbia: Lazar Marković
  • Wales: Danny Ward, Ben Woodburn

U21s (5)

  • Australia: Jake Brimmer
  • England: Joe Gomez
  • Ireland: Corey Whelan
  • Scotland: Ryan Fulton
  • Serbia: Marko Grujić

U19s (3)

  • England: Trent Alexander-Arnold 
  • ROI: Caoimhin Kelleher, Conor Masterson

U17s (3)

  • England: Rhian Brewster
  • Portugal: Rafael Camacho
  • ROI: Glen McAuley
Liverpool FC vs. Norwich City actually recapped

Mignolet was diagnosed with agoraphobia which includes of fear crowds and Norwich City

Moreno was just an angry prepubescent chav playing FIFA with their fingers stuck on the right right trigger and square buttons

Toure didn’t score which was sad because neither team was playing defense

Sakho wasn’t anywhere to be found on any of Liverpool’s goals because his daughter kept invading the pitch

Clyne just casually watched Moreno’s flank catch fire then explode

Lucas just pulled out a gun and started firing on his own team even though this was neither war or a video game

Henderson gave me hope

Milner pulled one out from so far up his ass that he’s out for 4 months

Can just ripped a bong and popped a xanax

Ibe died

Firmino probably scored on accident

Lallana was clumsy fucking jesus

Benteke just had to be there for the sake of being there

Caulker still has not been involved once in anything relatively normal

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