Wearing nothing but snakeskin boots, I blazed a footpath, the first radical road out of that old kingdom toward a new unknown. When I came to those great flaming gates of burning gold, I stood alone in terror at the threshold between Paradise and Earth. There I heard a mysterious echo: my own voice singing to me from across the forbidden side. I shook awake— at once alive in a blaze of green fire.
Me:</b> So how do you feel about the LGBT community?<p/><b>Date:</b> Well the Bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve so...<p/><b>Me:</b> *throws breadsticks in their face* I need to Adam and LEAVE *flies away gayly*<p/></p>