So, my college room mate Adaleine has never sen AVPM. She starts playing Act 1 Part 1 as I'm getting ready this morning. What do I do?

I sing the entirety of Get Back to Hogwarts at the top of my lungs.
If you want to just give Addy support, or yell at her for never watching AVPM before, go ahead and spam her askbox.
Spam away, starkids. She doesn’t have class the rest of the day. Make her experience Totally Awesome.