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anonymous asked:

this idea is probably overdone but I can never get enough and I absolutely adore ur writing! could u write a thing where the team finds out lance is a mermaid?

Thank you so much! I hope you enjoy! 

Lance looked in awe at the beautiful mixes of blues and green surrounding him on the ocean floor. He looked up at his mama, who was surrounded by what seemed like hundreds of tropical fish to his young eyes. She smiled down at him and gestured for him to come closer, grinning he did just that and wrapped his arms around his mother’s neck. Their sapphire blue tails twirled around them in a majestic dance.

“Where did you go, Lance?” His mama suddenly asked, looking sadly down at the young boy. Lance’s face twisted in confusion.

“What do you mean Mama? I’m right here,” he replied looking into her eyes. 

“Why did you leave us?” She asked her face coming closer to his own. Her eyes were looking blankly through him, even as he tightened his hold on her.

“Mama? Whats wrong?” he asked cradling her cheek in his palm. He blinked as suddenly he was left alone looking around at the dark ocean, no sign of anyone or anything around him.

“Mama?” he called frantically, searching the black waters. He swam forward cautiously, his eyes darting back and forth.

“Lance?” He heard a voice call in the distance. His head snapped toward the sound and he quickly swam towards it.

“Maria?” He called back, recognizing the voice of his oldest sister. 

He flinched as he was suddenly bombarded by the sound of various voices calling out his name; each one more panicked than the last. He covered his ears but continued swimming in the direction of the voices. He looked up when they stopped and found his family in the distance. Their tails casting colours through the blue water they were swimming in; the blue water without Lance in it. They noticed him and waved him over. Lance could feel tears welling up in his eyes, even surrounded by the ocean water. He smiled widely and raced forward towards his family. He could see his mother and father holding out their arms, his siblings right behind them. Just as he could feel his parent’s arms coming around him, his eyes snapped open.

He glared at the ceiling of his room aboard the Castle, even as tears rolled down his cheeks and dampened his pillow. Gritting his teeth, he crawled out of bed and towards the bathroom to start his morning routine. He wiped his tears away and washed his face, frowning at the dry skin that came with the lack of swimming in his other form. He hated that he couldn’t make use of the pool in the Castle, but with the type of people the paladins were, it wouldn’t be long until his secret would be found out. He thought many times that he would tell the others his secret, but he was still unsure of how they would react. He was taught his entire life, to live in secrecy. Technically he has been lying to them ever since they first met him. He walked from the bathroom and pulled his clothes on and trudged towards the kitchen, still lost in thought. He looked up when he walked through the door and noticed that only Allura and Coran were missing. He plastered a smile on his face and greeted the paladins.

“Morning Lance,” Hunk smiled in return. The others giving a similar greeting or a distracted nod. Before they were able to make any sort of conversation; Allura and Coran walked in wearing equally excited grins.

“Uh, whats going on?” Hunk asked hesitantly. 

“And whats with those creepy grins?” Pidge added. They both huffed and dropped their grins for a moment before they crawled back up.

“We’ve decided that we’re going to take a break for today,” Allura announced. The paladins looked at her in shock.
“Did I hear that correctly?” He asked Hunk. “Did Allura say we get a break?”

“Correct young paladin,” Coran confirmed happily. “And we just so happened to be near the perfect planet for this venture,” He added. He pulled up a hologram of a small planet that looked to be mostly made of water.

“Crystal blue water, white sand, completely uninhabited, and the atmosphere and water are harmless to humans,” he announced proudly stroking his moustache. The paladin’s mouth’s dropped open and they glanced at each other.

“When are we getting there?” Shiro asked.

“Quite soon, you may want to get ready to go out now,” Allura suggested. 

“BEACH DAY!” Lance yelled before the humans aside from Shiro were scrambling out of the room to their quarters. He turned to the two Alteans who were looking at the door where the paladins exited.

“Thank you, they really needed this,” he said. 

“You do too my boy, now go get ready,” Coran replied before shooing him out the door. Shiro only smiled and ran out of the door as well.

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Lance looked at the clear ocean stretched out in front of him, a frown on his face. He had been so excited for the idea of swimming that he completely forgot that the team would be with him. He flinched as his teammates ran into the water, laughing and splashing each other.

“Come in Lance!” Shiro called. “The waters so nice!” Lance smiled sadly and backed up a little further.

“Um, no thanks, I think I’ll stick back for a bit,” he replied wrapping his arms around himself. The others frowned at each other before returning to their game. Lance watched them as they got further and further away from shore.

“Don’t you want to go swimming lad?” Coran asked sidling up beside Lance. He glanced over at the man then back at the sparkling water. 

“Not really,” he lied through his teeth. Coran considered the young man a moment longer before turning his attention to the paladins as well.

“Did you know that this planet used to be densely populated?” Coran asked.

“Well, I guess you wouldn’t, but somewhere in the ten thousand years we’ve been asleep, everyone is gone,” 

“What happened?” Lance asked.

“I’m not sure, but the royal family would visit here often and have many wonderful adventures, we believed that you would as well,” Coran replied a soft smile raising on his face. A moment later the smile dropped as a scream pierced the air. The other four were desperately swimming back to shore, a dark shadow following closely behind them. Lance and Coran ran towards the shoreline to meet them as they crawled up the sand, their limbs shaking with fear and adrenaline. Keith choked out in surprise when a tentacle reached out of the water and wrapped around his ankle, quickly dragging him back out into the waves. Before Lance could process what he was doing, he sprinted into the water and dove under the surface. He felt no pain as his legs melded together and his skin split into gills, he was quickly able to catch up to the creature. Oddly enough it looked like a giant squid, however, he could see that it had much larger fangs and what looked like sharp spikes all over its body. Lance could see Keith struggling and he sunk his fangs and claws into the squid’s body. It let out a shrill shriek and let go of the red paladin’s body which was caught by Lance. He didn’t look back to see if the creature was following him, his only goal was to get Keith back to the beach. The two breached the surface and Lance dragged Keith onto the sand. Lance sucked in breaths of air, trying to regulate his heartbeat and calm his nerves a bit. He finally realized what he did and he didn’t want to look at any of his teammates. Tears began to cloud his vision as he looked down at the white sand.

“Lance?” Keith asked quietly. Lance slowly brought his head up to look into Keith’s eyes, tears rolling down his cheeks. 

“You weren’t supposed to find out like this,” Lance whispered. His shoulders started quivering as more cries made their way out of his mouth. Keith’s eyes widened and he shuffled forward to put his hand on Lance’s shoulder.

“It’s okay Lance,” he spoke softly trying to calm the distraught teen. The other paladins kneeled around the two carefully avoiding the blue tail. 

“Why didn’t you tell us?” Shiro asked softly. Lance turned his attention to the leader his lip quivered as he thought about his answer. 

“I was scared,” he admitted. “I didn’t want you to hate me, or think that I was a monster,” 

Hunk wrapped his arms around Lance’s middle from behind him and pulled him towards his chest.

“We could never think that about you Lance,” He said tucking Lance’s head underneath his chin. “No matter what you are, human or not,” Lance’s eyes widened and he let out another sob, Hunk only held on tighter to the other boy letting him cry out his fears with his family surrounding him.

SanversWeek Day 6- Smut

They’d been sending each other text messages all day with the intention of riling the other up, and it was working.

Messages of I can’t wait to feel how wet you are for me and I want to make you come hard with my fingers buried inside you and my tongue on your clit…

More than once Alex had caught J’onn looking at her before closing his eyes and pinching the bridge of his nose. She’d stopped pretending to look sorry.

Neither of them could wait to get home, to make good on the promises they’d been messaging, to see who would come undone the quickest.

On days like this, when they felt more… playful, there was an added anticipation. Their last venture into role play has resulted in Alex in nothing but a lab coat and glasses offering to give Maggie a thorough physical.

Alex grinned as the latest message came through from Maggie;

Maybe that presumptuous Fed could make an appearance tonight?

Immediately, Alex’s mind was filled with the image of Maggie bent over the couch as she showed her just where her jurisdiction ended.

Alex looked up as J’onn coughed rather loudly and excused himself from the room, much to amusement of Agent Vasquez. Alex blushed, looked down at her watch and decided she could probably head home.

Only if the cocky Detective is going to be there she replied as she headed towards the locker room to change.

After a quick shower Alex pulled out one of the black suits she kept at the DEO with a simple white tank top to wear underneath the jacket. She smiled as she pulled out a set of heels that would make her tower over Maggie. She straightened her hair to the more severe look needed for the character she was to play when she got home and headed to her car.

She parked and saw Maggie’s bike already in it’s usual spot, meaning Maggie was already upstairs waiting for her.

She climbed the stairs two at a time in her eagerness to get to her girlfriend and discovered Maggie had only just beaten her home as she turned the corner to see Maggie using her key to let herself into the apartment. She took a moment to appreciate the curve of Maggie’s arse in her tight trousers, detective badge glinting at her hip.

‘Hey, what the hell do you think you’re doing in my crime scene?’ Alex called out as she swaggered towards Maggie, remembering at the last moment to make herself look annoyed.

‘Anyone ever tell you all you Feds sound the same?’ Maggie retorted as she turned to face Alex, leaving her key in the lock, surprised that Alex had nearly beaten her home.

‘I’m sure you mean well detective, but this is a federal crime scene…’ Alex moved into Maggie’s personal space, towering over her in her heels.

Instead of taking a step back, like most people would have, Maggie stepped forwards defiantly.

‘This is well within my jurisdiction’

Maggie turned back to the door and finished unlocking it, pushed it open and stepped through, closing it in Alex’s face.

Oh game on Alex thought as she pushed through the door, slamming it behind her.

‘Your jurisdiction ends where I say it does, Detective’ Alex sneered.

‘I don’t think so…’ Maggie laughed, her dimples fully on display, wondering when Alex would realise she was not going to be the one in control tonight.

Alex raised an eyebrow, a retort on the tip of her tongue, but suddenly found herself, face first, pushed up against the door she had just shut, arms pinned against the door. The realisation hit her that she had anticipated a completely different evening; one that involved Maggie pliant and willing beneath her, breathy and begging while Alex teased her. But this? This was even better!

‘Someone should teach you Feds to share, wouldn’t hurt to have some manners…’ Maggie taunted as she pulled her cuffs out, taking each of her girlfriends wrists in turn and snapping the cuffs around them.

‘This OK?’ Maggie questioned in a soft voice, breaking character to check in.

‘Oh god yes’ Alex moaned in response and heard Maggie chuckle.

‘Good’ Maggie husked in Alex’s ear as she pushed the length of her body against Alex, one hand hand roaming round to pull the tank top out of the trousers it was tucked into. She scratched her nails across Alex’s abs, trailing upwards towards her bra, smirking as Alex arched her back, grinding her arse against Maggie’s front.

‘Not so intimidating now, are we?’ Maggie teased as she ran her fingers over the material of Alex’s bra, pinching the hardened nipple.

Alex bit her lip to keep from moaning too loud and pressed her forehead against the door.

Maggie tugged the bra down and rolled one nipple between her fingers before repeating the action with Alex’s other breast.

Fuck…’

‘Swearing isn’t appropriate for an agent in your position… Agent…’ Maggie chastised and removed her hand.

Alex whined at the loss of contact.

Maggie’s hand roamed, scratching and caressing it’s way back down Alex’s body until it settled on her belt.

With a flick of her wrist it was undone and she slowly pulled it from the loops. She let it fall to the floor with a thud before returning her hand to Alex’s body, squeezing her arse through her slacks.

‘What do you want me to do Agent’

Alex mumbled incoherently, her head still pressed against the door.

‘Use your words’ Maggie instructed, spanking Alex’s arse.

‘I want your fingers…’ Alex trailed off, too worked up from the day of teasing messages.

‘Here?’ Maggie questioned, her tongue firmly in her cheek as she trailed a single finger around Alex’s bellybutton.

‘L… Lower’ Alex stuttered out.

Maggie flicked the button to Alex’s slacks open and lowered the zip. She cupped Alex through her panties, gently grinding the heel of her hand against Alex’s clit.

Alex groaned and ground hard against Maggie.

‘You’re so wet…’

She slipped her fingers under the waistband of the panties and ran her fingers through the wetness.

Maggie…’ Alex whined as her girlfriends fingers continued to tease her, only slipping in a single finger up to the first knuckle.

‘It’s Detective to you’ Maggie nipped at Alex’s ear as she once again removed her finger from where Alex so desperately wanted them.

Maggie stepped back slightly to pull down Alex’s trousers and underwear, guiding her feet out of them. She quickly nipped at Alex’s bare backside before returning to her earlier position, pressed up against Alex.

Alex felt Maggie’s fingers ghosted across her clit, offering no release, continuing to tease.

Alex whined.

‘I want you to ask nicely, Agent’

Alex gritted her teeth to stop herself from smiling.

‘Please…’

‘Please, what?’ Maggie demanded.

‘Please Detective…’

‘Good girl’ Maggie smiled as she tapped the inside of Alex’s thighs, indicating she wanted Alex to spread her legs.

Alex widened her stance and couldn’t resist wiggling her arse at Maggie. Maggie spanked it playfully before unlocking the cuffs and gently rubbing each wrist.

‘You’ll need to brace yourself against the door’ Maggie winked at Alex’s questioning glance over her shoulder.

Alex nodded, shrugged her jacket off and placed her hands either side of her head.

Please…’ Alex begged as she felt Maggie slide two fingers through her wet folds from behind.

‘I know sweetie’

She slipped two finger in easily, curling on every thrust.

‘Fuck!’ Alex cried out, grateful Maggie had the foresight to undo the handcuffs.

Maggie kept thrusting, knowing it wouldn’t take long until Alex was convulsing round her hand. She brought her other hand round to finger Alex’s clit, who bucked immediately against her.

‘I’m so close’ Alex panted out, her muscles flexing as she held herself up.

Maggie sped up her thrusts, thrusting harder and deeper into Alex and bit into the sweat covered shoulder in front of her.

Alex screamed out as her orgasm washed over her, twitching against Maggie as her head slumped against the door.

Maggie gently guided Alex over to the couch and gathered her into her arms. Alex nuzzled in as her breathing steadied, inhaling the scent of her girlfriend.

‘Gimme five minutes’ she mumbled, ‘this Fed needs to put that cocky Detective in her place…’

‘I’d like to see you try Danvers…’

anonymous asked:

Yo, this seems pretty cool. Hope it doesn't turn out like Voat. :)

That’s pretty unlikely, honestly! Voat’s primary issue was that when you push yourself as an absolute free speech site, you attract a very specific crowd that pushes others away.

When you go on Voat and this is at the top of the front page:

You’re not going to attract a wider audience. It’s off-putting! And while it’s fine to have a niche audience, you have to know where to get funding. Voat tried, and failed, to find advertisers willing to work with them beyond a few niches, and their primary audience is also very unlikely to click on ads. Even fewer venture capitalists would be willing to invest in that. It’s not a good look for a business to associate with this.

They accept donations as well, but they’re obviously coming up short on that front.

Since we don’t allow harassment, we wouldn’t really suffer the pitfall of being utterly repugnant to a general audience.

SEEKING NEW CONTRIBUTOR!

*Makes post promising big announcement soon* *Forgets to make the announcement post for like. A month.* Well, if that doesn’t just perfectly sum up what we’re about – 

HEY! WOW! THATS A LOT OF FOLLOWERS! In fact it’s a whole 61 more than the benchmark this post was originally meant to happen after imagine that

So, in celebration of this blog reaching its first major milestone, Ad(HD)ventures will be seeking out its first new artist! We’re only looking for one for now, because the blog is still very young, and we’d rather keep it small to begin with, and see how things go afterwards. The goal, though, is to eventually have a diverse range of comic artists here so that we can represent as much of the experience of having ADHD as we can! 

So! If you’re an artist with ADHD and you want to get involved with this blog, then keep reading below the cut! If you don’t fit that description, but this post pops up on your dash, we’d still very much appreciate the reblog! Signal boosts are very welcome! 

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fic: Love, Wishes and Magic

Artist: magicalplaylist

Author: mothastruckas

Rating (art/fic if different): PG-13

Word Count: 5.8k 

Fic Summary: A tale of two boys on a road trip along the west-coast and how they come to have, lose, then find each other. (a magician kurt au) 

Link to Art: To Come 

Link to Fic: AO3 or under the read more. 

Art Thumbnail: To Come

Notes: Thank you to Leia for being an amazing beta and to magicalplaylist because of her wonderful art that inspired this piece. 

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The Azoffs

Irving Azoff is a big wig in the entertainment industry, he is basically Jesus. He’s represented Christina Aguilera, the Eagles, Van Halen, and Chelsea Handler, just to name a few. He is the Chairman and CEO of Azoff MSG Entertainment with a glorious resume before that including Ticketmaster Entertainment (Chairman and CEO), Live Nation Entertainment (Executive Chairman), and Front Line Management (CEO). In 2013 he added yet another venture to his list of accomplishments which involves the Madison Square Garden Company. He was named the most powerful person in the industry in 2012. Harry’s connection to that family is no mere accident or mistake. 

Jeffrey Azoff is the son of Irving Azoff and currently works at CAA which is a talent agency, he’s a music agent. Before he chose to go to CAA, Az worked for one of his father’s pet projects, Front Line Management. Live Nation now owns that company, you’ll note Irving was an upper level and in command executive at both establishments. Jeff had worked with the Eagles, Avril Lavigne, and Van Halen while at Front Line Management. CAA represents Justin Bieber (poor fools), Kanye West (praying for them), and Bon Jovi just to name a few big names. 

Harry has been in contact and was introduced to them in around July of 2013 (Probably a bit earlier than that but I can’t remember the exact details). They aren’t some random spring of poppets, they are influential and useful. The Azoffs are not just to further Harry’s career but also to further One Direction’s on a whole. Harry works hard to secure those outlets and management pushes it so take a step back before you think you understand what is going on. Also, note that lots of hands touch the 1D brand that you don’t even realize.