ad libbing tbh

Salt, Drags, and everything lethal
These were the ingredients chosen
To create the perfect football fans
But Larries accidentally
Added an extra ingredients to the concoction–
Wrongful Stereotyping
Thus, The Christiano Ronald fandom was born
Using their ultra-super powers
Cules, Madridstas, and Bayern Fans
Have dedicated their lives to fighting Larries
And the forces of evil