actually you guys just go

The thing that’s honestly hilarious about aggressive and moralistic anti shipping movements is that it literally does not matter at all.

Nobody outside of a very niche bubble and a small number of people even remotely gives a shit. They pour all this time and energy into something that absolutely nobody in the real world outside of the Internet gives a flying fuck about. It would be sad if it wasn’t so funny.

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Have you ever found yourself wanting a metric ton of DAI music? Have you ever thought to yourself, aw man, DAI’s soundtrack was 15 hours shorter than I wanted it to be? If that sounds like you, then this is a link for you.

I’ve ripped all the music from this game - that is, all the ambient snippets of music that you hear while running around in the world, and all the music that happens in cutscenes - and it turns out there’s 16 hours (1.6 gigs) of it.

(- here’s the download link -)

So if you’ve found yourself wishing you had the heaps of music that never made it to the official soundtrack, you can now roll around in hours of it. 

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Dark x Light

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the 100 au: minty’s always been a thing (even back in season 1)

anonymous asked:

Idk if you've been asked this before, but what are your thoughts of Bensavi?

okay so i was having thoughts this morning about how i believe that obi-wan was probably t h e best master for anakin under the circumstances (and a few others) and how as much as i hate predestination, if you accept anakin as (one of?) the chosen one(s), then he is fated to bring about the fall of the Jedi - cos you can’t have balance when the lightside outnumbers the darkside by as much as it does. and i started thinking about how what if the universes where obi-wan is his master greatly delays him fucking off to the darkside and bringing about the end of the Order? well, he was all of 23 when that happened, which means in other universes, where obi-wan is not his master, he probably abandons the order much younger than that.

okay, so - an au where.

an au where qui-gon lives. despite reasons why it probably wouldn’t happen, he becomes anakin’s master, obi-wan fucks off to do Knight Things and Grow As His Own Person. anakin has his canonical crisis of faith and great realization that being a jedi is difficult and not actually all that he thought it was going to be. he fucks off from the order - say around the age of fifteen?

qui-gon, despite everything, goes off to hunt him. despite this “betrayal”. after all, anakin is the chosen one, right? so he even goes so far as to call in obi-wan to help him find anakin. meanwhile, anakin is employing every last trick in the book to remain out of reach. he won’t go back - he won’t. he can do more good out there in the galaxy, instead of tied down by the (hostile, tbh) jedi order.

it just so happens that obi-wan finds him. rather than try to arrest him or anything (leaving the order is not a ‘take into custody’ offense, as obi-wan well knows) and actually talks to anakin about the reasons why he’s fucked off. he finds the reasons understandable. besides, becoming a jedi is not being conscripted. anakin has the right to leave if he feels like it. obi-wan tells him that it’s fucking dangerous for a half-trained force sensitive out there in the wild galaxy, but when anakin doesn’t change his mind (because he’s hella stubborn tbh) obi-wan is just like “welp” and lets him go. he tells qui-gon he never found anakin, but that it’s really unreasonable to hunt the kid down for fucking off. it’s another thing that qui-gon and obi-wan don’t see eye-to-eye with.

so that’s that, right? they’ll never see the chosen one again.

but wait, there’s more. So of course the Sith find anakin. he must bring balance to the force. Dooku and Sidious play bad cop/good cop until anakin is firmly under Sidious’ thumb. (presumably, Qui-gon would have found nine hundred different ways to keep anakin away from palpatine, who might even have been the one to plant the idea of running off into anakin’s head on the few times when he was allowed to speak with the kid). anakin goes corrupt, as you do when siths are fucking with your head, and the story proceeds.

here it is, the fall of the jedi order, and order 66.

ymmv what happens to qui-gon. does he live through even this? or is he shot down protecting obi-wan? in either case, obi-wan survives as he tends to, trying to regroup with the rest of the surviving Jedi. of course, you have this wretched sith lord, Darth Vader, hunting them all down. his skill with a blade is unparalleled. no jedi who has faced him has survived.

when he finds them, obi-wan stays back, sacrificing himself to save the others. and yet, to his surprise, darth vader does not kill him. darth vader himself does not understand entirely why, only that once when he was very young, a jedi heard him out and let him go.

he does not let obi-wan go, but neither does his blade fall.

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OH SHIT IT’S DDR TIME AS WELL

CAN WE LIKE

OPT OUT OF THIS?

I WOULD LIKE TO SKIP THIS PART

No?

Oh no.

Oh noooooo.

it’s kinda sad now that new gravity falls fans won’t get to experience the ultimate, incredibly satisfactory reveal that was finding out that ford and the stan twin theory were real

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이게아닌데 - TAEYANG cover by HOYA

for your own peace of mind, maybe dont pay too close attention to the lyrics of some christmas songs.

this is the christmas card im sending out. steve didnt know what text i was gonna put behind it when he drew the picture.

(You can get this on redbubble!)

and it turns out that clint, who has been humming christmas carols for weeks now, doesnt actually know any of the real lyrics, and has just been making them up as he goes along. this is his latest masterpiece:

Winter Soldier’s Gunnin’ You Down (To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You better watch out, you better not cry

You’ll probably bleed out, I’m tellin’ you why

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down

He’s got a hit list, he’s starting a fight

He’s clenching his fist, it’s shiny and bright

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down!

He sees you when you’re sleeping

He knows when you’re awake

His aim is really fucking good and he’s gonna assassinate

You better watch out, you better not cry

You’ll probably bleed out, I’m tellin’ you why

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down

He’s yanking out wheels and firing guns

If you were smart you’d probably run

Winter Soldier’s gunning you down!

Winter Soldier’s gunning you down!

someone: the portal fandom is lacking in core OCs

me: I SMELL AN OPPORTUNITY

so naturally I made the ✧MOTIVATIONAL CORE✧ who basically spits out motivational quotes at everyone like it’s nobody’s business. MOTIVATION!

What other people in the ANE fandom title their fics: Really cool titles reminiscent of the story, often which have a strange sense of irony and/or foreshadowing, often even go so far as to research outside their native language to search for the perfect name.

What I title my fics:

practicing Poses™ and got carried away

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Couple art things from my Twitter that I’ll toss over here too. Sunfire Tadashi and some Tadashi expressions because clearly this man is trying to take over my entire everything sendhelp

Also since some have asked and because I finally have a small layout of Sunfire’s story: He’s infused with fire/technological radiation as a result of the explosion mixing with some of the experiments/tech inside. After the fire, he was soon discover and taken away to a gov. facility for a while (3-4 years, actually), treated as a mutant/weapon, but eventually he manages to escape, though he definitely has trouble controlling his fire powers, even after all this time (the suit helps, it has some limiters, but he needs to keep it on to maintain full control). He’s technically a vigilante, goes around trying to help people (but accidentally sets stuff on fire in the process, whoops).

Sunfire is partially deaf, and ‘blind’ - he can’t see actual forms, but instead is able to read heat signatures and the make out shapes that way. (but it’s okay, he can warm his hands and just touch stuff to help him see better, or throw out fireballs which is highly dangerous though do not recommend). He also has cool eyes.

Also have a couple Hiro expressions too:

About Soulmate AU Fanfics

Somehow, the idea of soulmates always bugged me. I’m not much of a believer in any kind of higher power, so to me the concept of being destined by fate instead of choosing your own kinda goes against the idea of free will and conscious choice. Like, there’s a finality in it, and it just doesn’t sit right with me.

I don’t mean it as critique; merely want to ask people who created such AU’s few questions - @fineillsignup, @mouseymightymarvellous, @beyondthemoor, @itslulu42 - and anyone who’s interested.

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It occurs to me belatedly that I’m not even sure what Ginryuu actually does.

Like, magic sword and junk, absolutely. But what does it do. I suddenly need to know.

DO I NEED TO GO BACK TO CHAPTER 2 AND SEE IF IT SHOWS ME ANYTHING?

I WILL DO THAT THING.

PLEASE HOLD.

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UPDATE: IT SHOWS NOTHING.

I have absolutely no idea what special properties it has, but I assume it’s more than a +2 to damage.

Right?

I mean Kurogane is SHOCKED that the sword might actually be necessary. So it’s gotta do something amazing.

BUT ANYWAY. THE PAIN CONTINUES. 

Guys

The way they look at each other

its too much