actually turning this in

wonder what poor bitch in as3 is gonna get the ‘villain edit’

I’m now getting an influx of emails from different family members with their hot takes on ‘what caused me to become like this’ which includes great hits such as

  • I don’t get enough sunlight (I get plenty?)
  • I sit on the computer too much (I’m not on it nearly as much as I used to be)
  • I only eat tv dinners (I had one tv dinner in the last 60 days. I make dinner 4+ nights a week and I’m not the only one who cooks)
  • Wifi is ruining my eyesight (lol?)
  • the waves from computers have messed up my nervous system (lol??)
  • I support a socialist commie (bc I voted bernie sanders in the primaries)
  • the devil is controlling me (ooga booga)
  • witchcraft has opened me up to welcoming demons in my life to control me (I do primarily self reflection and anti anxiety spells lol?) 

it’s almost like I’m not the same person as I was when I was 16 years old living with them,, wowie imagine that,, it’s almost like I’m going on 24 years old and an obsessive fixation on controlling my life isn’t healthy wowie

[ Riley and Robert | from the “What a Book Won’t Teach” Verse.

(( @chaosandblueeyes please make sure you do NOT injure yourself flailing about!! Unlike Riles, I can’t heal you!)) ]

曲: playlist #1

spotify link : a few common songs kangjun listens to. a feel good playlist, meant to be accompanied by clear blue skies, a cool breeze, and played on the way to meet good company.

tracklist.
i. babe by bc soloist one / ii. baby don’t like it by unity / iii. blue moon by hyolyn / iv. catch fire by five seconds of summer / v. classic by mkto / vi. cold water by justin bieber & major lazer / vii. darling my sugar by dia l.u.b / viii. dinosaur by akdong musician / ix. don’t recall by element / x. find me by hyosung ft d. action / xi. here’s to never growing up by avril lavigne / xii. all mine by f(x) / xiii. can we dance by the vamps / xiv. friday night by sonamoo / xv. fxxk it by bigbang / xvi. i know what you did last summer by shawn mendes & camila cabello / xvii. i wish by wjsn / xviii. into you by ariana grande / xix. knock knock by wish / xx. new romantics by taylor swift / xxi. plz don’t be sad by highlight / xxii. when can i see you again by owl city / xxiii. yesterday by block b / xxiv. don’t flirt by winner / xxv. who you by g-dragon / xxvi. red flavour by red velvet / xxvii. the eve by knight / xxviii. one step, two step by oh my girl / xxix. u&i by sunny & henry / xxx. spring again by cao lu & kisum & yerin.

4

“Can we check out some other rooms here?”

(The Ghosts and Demons of Bobby Mackey’s    a.k.a that episode where Shane outed himself as both a demon and a walking meme)

2

hc that Preston and Nerf’s egg never ran away but rather… Jasper was watching all this unfold from afar and decided that now was as good a time as any for ghostly intervention