[Sometimes I think about Ozy’s first battle—the Battle of Kadesh, and think about how he was so arrogant that he almost completely lost that fight due to him being overconfident and automatically thinking he would win against the “barbarians” because he had planned everything out and assumed that once they marched up to Kadesh, the Hittites would see his vast army and be horrified. He had been lied to by Bedouin spies he had captured in concerns to the number and how many were in Kadesh and he only found out that a giant army was right on the other side of the city from two Hittite soldiers he captured who told him the main force was actually OUTSIDE of Kadesh and not outside of Alepo.
If he hadn’t been so arrogant, he would have waited for his divisions to come together (because all his divisions hadn’t even appeared yet), sent out scouts to confirm the Bedouin spies were correct before just continuing to march on up there and taking their word for it. I mean, he won and all—barely, but he won thanks to reinforcements appearing more than anything. Then had it known to the people that the Hittites were scared and they were the ones who came up with the treaty idea rather than both him and King Muwatalli bringing it up together since their armies were a mess—though King Muwatalli told his people the same thing so there’s that. Still, on his temples, it always shows him wining that fight and that makes me laugh.]
if you come to me, on this day, the day of my birthday, and tell me that james potter did not enter his mate, sirius black, into a dog show competition, made it to the final round, and then was beaten by narcissa black’s poodle… i want you off my dash, and off my blog this instant
I had promised a KiriBaku kid something like months ago, and tbh most of the reason why it took me this long is because I couldn’t pick between these two so?? In the end just have them both I guess - some info about them under cut, in case you wanna know more!!
Every horror game protag:*Meticulously goes through the dilapidated maze-like rooms and hallways of the Horror House, braving its murderous inhabitants and various traps, looking for puzzle pieces that’ll open all the locked doors which will lead even further into the house and to even more puzzle doors*