actually the best movie ever made

reasons why the princess diaries 2 is actually the best movie ever made

ok so i know that when we were all young fanchildren we all watched this movie and sighed dreamily. but i am here to tell u that this movie is even better than u remember

1. the main conflict in the movie is the arranged marriage. i’m gonna stop right here, because princesses in arranged marriages are a classic fanfiction trope that we are all trash for. don’t lie to yourself. but it gets BETTER. not only is there an arranged marriage… the guy she’s arranged to marry is actually a really chill dude. u like this dude. u know they would be good friends and partners. he would make a good king. but sHE DOESNT LOVE HIM!!! she doesn’t love him. and it would be so easy for the narrative to say ~oh look at this selfish girl she has a handsome titled good man ready to marry her she’s so SELFISH for wanting passion and true love, so naive~ (see fuckboys: i’m so nice and handsome why doesn’t she love me she’s horrible) instead the narrative presents her not marrying him as a perfectly valid choice and one the viewer sides with her on. the narrative supports her choice and makes it clear it was the right decision. ADDITIONALLY, the solution presented to fix the arranged marriage problem is to DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY. like???? don’t fuck with me this movie is perfect

2. literally the other main conflict is the love interest. he’s essentially a conman trying to convince mia to fall passionately in love with him so he can steal the throne. but along the way… he falls in love with her. THIS IS LITERALLY THE PLOT OF THREE THOUSAND FANFICTIONS PEOPLE

3. speaking of fanfiction…this movie is one. like, i’m not even joking. the first princess diaries movie essentially compiled the first 3 books into a movie, but the sequel wasn’t based on the books at all. disney just pulled something out of their asses and was like “this will make the fangirls happy”

4. at the beginning of the movie mia graduates from princeton’s woodrow wilson school of international affairs… literally one of the best international studies programs on the planet.. then she’s flown to a castle…where she’s a princess..and has hot men falling all over her…and wears ballgowns…like…mia is such a mary sue but somehow the movie manages to avoid making her one AT ALL

5. also holy shit??! mia doesn’t just stand around looking pretty as a princess.. she’s clearly really smart and genuinely cares about the people of genovia and does her best to serve them well even to it’s hard work… like damn mia is fucking committed to being a good queen she’s not just a princess because castles make good backdrops for romances

6. the queen/joe YAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS u fucking know u shipped that shit

7. THE ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT FUCKING THE PATRIARCHY. MIA IS PORTRAYED AS KIND AND SENSITIVE BUT THAT ADDS TO HER APPEAL AS A RULER NOT DETRACTS FROM IT. AT THE END OF THE MOVIE SHE’S LIKE “fuck these rules written by old white men, i’m gonna make my own less sexist rules” AND THEN SHE FUCKING DOES?!? SHE FUCKING CALLS OUT THE SEXISM OF THE LAWS AND THEN CHANGES THEM. HELLO WOMEN IN PARLIAMENT! GOODBYE BOYS CLUBS! A WOMAN IS FULLY CAPABLE OF RULING ON HER OWN WITHOUT A MAN AND SHE FUCKING DRILLS THAT INTO THEIR GODDAMN HEADS

8. chris pine. what a hot piece of ass amiright

9. the number of times something fucking bizarre happens to mia and she theoretically looks into the camera like she’s on the office is comedic gold honestly. the maids?? flirting with her arranged husband?? climbing out a window?? the fAKE LEG!? mia is just trying to live her life but the universe keeps fucking it up. i feel u mia. 

in sum i have n o idea how the fuck this movie got made but goddamn is it not god’s gift to man

So I just saw Get Out and this post will have no spoilers but holy shit, does it ever deserve its current perfect score on Rotten Tomatoes.

I’m not going to go on about its racial commentary aspects because I am white as hell and I figure it’s best if I leave that discussion up to POC, but it is just a fantastic horror film and a really well made movie and I highly endorse it.

Some thoughts:

  • I have only ever seen Allison Williams as Peter Pan before and so in my head, for the whole movie, she was Peter Pan
  • The cinematography is so GREAT and claustrophobic and that combined with the fabulous score just puts you so on edge and GAH
  • The preview makes it look like a racial Stepford Wives and it’s SO MUCH WORSE AND MORE DISTURBING, DAMN
  • But honestly though, I was actually the most unnerved during the setup than when things became a straight up horror film because at least then you could tell yourself “well this isn’t actually possible” but before that it’s like the microaggression equivalent of Chinese water torture and it’s so uncomfortable and cringe-worthy and the worst part is hearing shit like “I would have voted for Obama for a third term” or “my man” or “Is [the sex] really better?” and realizing you know people who would say that sort of thing and think they’re not racist at all and then you start to wonder if you’re that obnoxious and it’s almost a relief when things go to hell
  • Except it’s not a relief at all because HOLY SHIT THIS MOVIE
  • also the takeaway for white people here (other than don’t participate in human trafficking and racism) is probably that if you’re like Peter Pan and realizing your community is hella racist, the thing to do about it is not get privately frustrated but not actually stand up for your friends beyond incredulous looks at racist asshats, use your privilege for good, people
  • there is some comedy in this movie, and it’s great because it’s a Jordan Peele film, and it comes in exactly the right spots when you need a bit of levity or you might die of the tension, but it always felt like a proper horror film to me more than a horror comedy
  • the design of the hypnosis sequences are GORGEOUS
  • so there’s some gore in this movie but what you see is pretty much all surgical gore and any gory violence is just implied off screen, you only see blood as a result of violence
  • There’s no sexual violence in this movie, but there is human trafficking so that does imply that sexual violence is happening somewhere
  • There’s also an extended sequence of animal death where you don’t really see much but you hear the most awful pained cries
  • As far as I remember, there aren’t racial slurs or really explicit racist language (like “boy” or “you people” or calling the lead less than human or anything), but there is one scene that is very deliberately and painfully reminiscent of slavery auctions and there’s a lot of fetishizing of black (clothed) bodies by the white characters and casual dehumanization of black lives and at least in my perspective that made it even more uncomfortable and painful because these people probably are totally convinced they’re not at all racists and urgh
  • this movie made me like the TSA
  • like every single line of this movie has significance later, it’s really well-written
  • I know I said I wouldn’t comment on the commentary aspects much, but really, white people should see this movie, it points out a lot of microaggressions and makes you uncomfortable and it should
  • Daniel Kaluuya pretty much carries the movie in a lot of scenes and he’s great, I don’t know what his role in Black Panther is but I can’t wait to see more of him
mass effect dad headcanons
  • Kaidan: cheers you on at every soccer game even though you’re horrible at it “You got this, champ!” loves to barbecue and can always tell when something’s wrong “You okay, bud?” Still wears the #1 dad t-shirt you made for him when you were little.
  • Garrus: Comes off as relaxed and let’s you go to that shady party but when you get back you have (84) missed calls from Dad and he’s pacing in the living room. Doesn’t know how to cook so just orders takeout. “Well, you’re still alive so I guess I did pretty well”
  • Mordin: “Breakfast is most important meal. Triggers metabolism and gives energy!” Only showed you educational kids shows and builds your model volcano for you. Sings in the car even though ugh dad you’re embarrassing me.
  • Anderson: “I’m not your friend, I’m your father” but actually adores you more than anything in the galaxy. Took the day off work then stayed up with you all night when you got food poisoning. The day he tells you he’s proud of you is the best you’ve ever felt in your life.
  • Wrex: let's you take a sip of ryncol and laughs when you start gagging. Says "Whatever" and uses guilt as his primary tactic. Always gives you piggy back rides and weirdly specific life advice.
  • Joker: Dad jokes. Too many dad jokes. Let you watch a horror movie that gave you nightmares for weeks. "If I can do it, you can." Made sure you aced your driving exam and took you out for ice cream after.
  • Zaeed: Tries to watch his language but it usually ends up sounding like "Well sh... shucks" All your friends think he's really cool but he always asks things like "what in the shitting hell is a me-me"
  • Thane: Crazy dance!! Always knows what to say when you're upset. Remembers the small things like what toppings you like on yogurt and makes sure your favorite shirt is always clean. "I want you to be happy in life."
Warframe but like in high school

Atlas: Senior. Workout buddies with Rhino. Has a rock collection. Surprisingly good at cooking.

Ash: Senior. Bros with Excalibur. Closet weeb. Thinks Banshee is attractive.

Banshee: Junior. Loves listening to dubstep. Headphones never come off…NEVER. Very quiet and shy.

Chroma: Senior. Has a large pet lizard that he feeds live chickens named “Draco”. Plays Dragonborn in Dungeons & Dragons. Has multiple dragon posters.

Excalibur: Senior. Plays Quarterback on the football team. Has high grades. Also closet weeb. Has a crush on Mag.

Ember: Junior. Has a thing for Valkyr. Throws lit firecrackers at people. Smokes weed.

Equinox: Freshmen. Creepy twins. Finish each other’s sentences. One wears black, the other wears white. ALWAYS together.

Frost: Junior. Has a thing for Ember. Is always wearing a hoodie because he’s cold…all the time.

Harrow: Sophomore. Really into occult stuff. Has Demonic pentagrams on his notebooks and lockers. “Do you have time to talk about our Lord and savior, Satan?” is the line he uses to break the ice. Taken a liking to Nekros. History teacher’s favorite. Scares the hell outta Mag. (Poor girl.)

Hydroid: Sophomore. Likes pirates of the Caribbean. Wears a pirate hat everywhere. Perverted. Tells terrible pirate related puns.

Inaros: Sophomore. Has a beetle collection. Timid. When threatened throws pocket sand. Nekros’ younger brother.

Ivara: Freshman. Loves Archery. Reads comics. Green Arrow and Hawkeye are favorite heroes. Pro Hanzo in Overwatch. Always falls asleep in class.

Limbo: Junior. Wears a Tux everywhere. Thinks he’s good with the ladies. Not very good with the ladies. Terrible at Math.

Loki: Sophomore. Ash’s younger brother. Plays pranks with Mirage. Has a criminal record for Vandalism and Public indecency. Also smokes weed.

Lotus: Principal. Knows everything about the students. Chooses to do nothing about it. Inexplicably always drinking coffee. Plays handheld games (like DS and PSP) during work hours.

Mag: Freshman. Trusted by Lotus to keep everyone in check. Never acts out. Straight A’s. Makes Nyx jealous because her boobs are bigger. Loves Astrology and Physics. Has science blog. Smallest in school

Mirage: Senior. Teases Loki with “Perverted acts”. Loves playing pranks. Blew up Principal’s bathroom and didn’t get caught. Rarely shows up for class. Likes to dress Mag up in outfits.

Mesa: Junior. Plays Overwatch with Ivara, mains McCree. Loves to tell you what time it is (you know damn well what I mean) Has a bunch of old Cowboy movies. Remembers every scene of Walker Texas Ranger.

Nyx: Senior. Small boobs, big brain. Everyone listens to her, Sorta the disciplinarian.

Nekros: Senior. Always wears all black. Never smiles. Childhood friendswith Saryn. Unaware that almost every girl and Limbo (excluding Nyx, Saryn, Ember, and Mirage) is afraid of him.

Nezha: Sophomore. Only Transgender in school, loves to tell everyone about it. Burned down the gym one time and didn’t get caught. Wrote his name in fire in the school courtyard.

Nidus: Junior. Owns every zombie movie ever. Likes to wear zombie makeup to school. Jumpscares Mag all of the time.

Nova: Freshman. Best at astrophysics…beats Mag actually. Has a weird thing for blowing shit up. Respected by Ember. Tutors Rhino and Valkyr.

Oberon: Junior. President of Nature club. Loves butterflies. Extremely dense but has an A in biology.

Octavia: Junior. Banshee and her are the female equivalent of bros for life. Made Banshee’s Spotify playlist. Makes her own mixtapes. Plays said mixtapes on morning announcements. Lotus would do something about it if she didn’t really like the music.

Rhino: Senior. Jacked! Pretty dumb. Great football player.

Saryn: Senior. Owns a Katana for God knows why. Pretty chill. Student Council president. Smokes weed and drinks. Developed feelings for Nekros. Created the dogmatic teaching of “Biggest boobs makes the rules”. Also not very liked by Nyx.

Stalker: Sophomore. Emo. Probably planning school shooting. Hates everyone but Nekros. Has a really creepy crush on Mirage.

Titania: Freshman. VP of nature club Huge crush on Oberon but will never say it. Even dressed up as a butterfly to get him to notice her only to be outshined by his butterfly costume.

Teshin: Gym teacher. Doesn’t give a fuck.

Trinity: Junior. Goody two shoes. Helps out the school nurse. Wants to be a doctor. Asked Volt to play Doctor. Volt thought she wanted to like practice medicine which they did…sorta.

Vauban: Senior. Engineer. In robotics. A’s in physics. Heard of sports at most. Always in charge of fixing everyone’s….everything. Lotus even bribed him to fix the computersin the lab rather than paying for an actual professional. Worked out in the end.

Volt: Junior. On track team. Listens to Sonic the hedgehog soundtrack while jogging. Crush on Saryn. Avoids Trinity actively.

Valkyr: Sophomore. Good at gym but not much else. Anger issues. Pummeled Hydroid to a pulp for looking at her butt too long. Rhino’s younger cousin.

Zephyr: Junior. Owns a pet hawk that creeps out everyone considering it follows her every command. Does parkour and hanglides.

Wukong: Freshman. Practices gymnastics. Practices martial arts with the Bo staff just to say he can. Showed up to practice drunk one time. Has a pet monkey named Pyjak that he puts sunglasses on and takes selfies with.

Clem & Darvo: College kids that hang out near the school. The suppliers of all of the contraband that goes around the school.

Amaryn (New Loka Lady): Vice Principal. Lotus’ advisory and all-around babysitter. Struggling to find a way to hide Lotus’ video games from her.

Cressa Tal (Steel Meridian Lady): English Teacher. Claims she hates men yet has a new boyfriend every few weeks. Every class is like a sad romance novel.

Arbiters of Hexis: Mean teachers I forgot to cover.

Ergo Glast (Perrin Sequence guy): Math Teacher. So boring he sometimes puts himself to sleep while he’s at the board teaching.

Red Veil dude: History Teacher. During class he makes random Conspiracy theories. Everyone thinks he’s crazy.

i completely understand why people are so invested in disney movies becoming more progressive or having better representation - it’s something they grew up with, care about, and want to see themselves in. it’s makes sense. but it’s so exhausting to see people waste so much time and energy trying to reform a company that obviously doesn’t give a shit.

disney was started by a nazi and is run by wealthy bigots to this day! and while maybe one day if there’s enough public pressure they’ll cave in and make a make a movie with a gay protagonist or whatever, it doesn’t matter. it’s shallow and performative. a multi-billion dollar corporation that only hires straight white men isn’t going to say anything new or resonant or important about oppression. at best, they’re going to retell stories we’ve already told ourselves, and that really is a best case scenario. they aren’t ever going to do something that creates actual, important change because the system works great for them as it is right now.

it’s hard to watch people fight over scraps. there’s so much art out there that’s made first hand by people of colour, women, lgbt people and disabled people and people with diverse and valuable and interesting life experiences and important things to say. i know it’s hurts to be rejected by the mainstream, but that doesn’t mean you have to keep waiting and begging for less than you deserve. there are stories being told right now by people like you, and they’re better. you just have to look for them. 

Best Friends (Jungkook one shot smut)

Originally posted by grape-joon

A/N: The link kept spazzing so I had to repost, sorry xx

Summary: You slept with your best friend, Jungkook. A mistake, a drunken adventure destined to gnaw at your mind. But what’s worse? You have feelings for him. 

Genre: Smut, Angst (oh boy), fluff

Pairing: You x Jungkook

Word count: 5k

Warnings: Smut, mentions of drinking

You’ve had so many dirty dreams about Jungkook already. So many dreams that felt so real. That’s why when you reached over and touched his arm, you almost fell off of the bed.

You jumped up, dragging the sheet with you to wrap around your very naked body. It was as if he was a complete stranger you woke up next to by the way you backed up and away from the bed. It was worse than that.

It was your best friend.

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You dream of winning an Oscar your whole life. You make the best movie you ever made. You hear the title of your movie called for Best Picture. You have finally reached your lifelong goal. You give your acceptance speech…

“lol jk actually this movie won, get off the stage”

Holy crap, could you imagine the pain.

Somewhere out in the world Steve Harvey is chuckling to himself!

Away Games: Part Three. [Smut]

A/N; Hello lovelies! I am so sorry it took me so long to get to this! I reaaaaally liked this chapter and don’t hate Isaac too much ;)  Enjoy xoxo

Pairing: ScottMccallxReader

Author: thelittlestkitsune

Warnings: 18+ EXPLICIT CONTENT.

Word count: 6,413

Listen to me.

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aetherworks  asked:

Hey, Wil, what are your thoughts on "The Orville"? It seems like it's almost on the same vibe as Galaxy Quest, which actually seems surprising for Seth McFarlane.

Well, Galaxy Quest is the best Star Trek movie that was ever made, so.

“...is... is that a concert-lit water-filled cave with guitars growing like stalactites and stalagmites?”

Ted the Animator: “As far as I can gather from the storyboards… yes, apparently.”

Carl the Animator: “This is, like, the best movie ever.”

Ted the Animator: “I guess it’s all part of some log-flume-esque ride, maybe?”

Carl the Animator: “Ooh, yup! There’s the big drop.”

Ted the Animator: “It’s like the log flume at Seabreeze from when I was growing up only theirs didn’t have gigantic, terrifying, decapitated KISS statue heads.”

Carl the Animator: “…thank goodness for that.”

Ted the Animator: “Oh, look, it’s time for more insane wind-blown faces, I guess.”

Carl the Animator: “They sure do love them.”

Ted the Animator: “A surprising amount.”

Carl the Animator: “Maybe a little too much, actually.”

Ted the Animator: “…yeeeeaaaah.”

Carl the Animator: “Well, what happens next?”

Ted the Animator: “Uh… demon-possessed zombie stuffed bunnies.”

Carl the Animator: “…come again?”

Ted the Animator: “I said, demon-possessed zombie stuffed bunnies.”

Carl the Animator: “…”

Ted the Animator: “In full KISS-inspired outfits, complete with makeup and studded leather.”

Carl the Animator: “…demon-possessed zombie stuffed bunnies?”

Ted the Animator: “Yes, Carl. Demon-possessed zombie stuffed bunnies.”

Carl the Animator: “…this is undeniably the best movie ever made.”

How the signs want to raise their kids

Aries: Sports games, movie marathons, actual marathons, out to eat at the “cool” places, let’s them have coffee before most parents, shows them the wild side of childhood in a safe yet cool fashion sometimes the kids won’t even know there are rules.. When in fact there are. Aries is the cool parent.
Most compatible parenting partner: Libra

Taurus: Dress up, homemade hot cocoa, showing them how to build ikea furniture, serious talks over comedy shows, watches them grow with doe eyes and always wants them to do their best. Taurus is the soft parent, you’ll hardly ever hear them yell.
Most compatible parenting partner: Pisces

Gemini: Made up stories in bed, turning the house into a jungle gym, getting them into hard rock when they are 3, using intimate objects as toys, lots of random outings to new places, giving them the gift of wise and well thought out advice. Gemini is the playful parent.
Most compatible parenting partner: Leo

Cancer: Talking about your day every night before bed, playing in the park, sunhats and beaches, taking them to work with you, singing them to sleep with a lullaby, giving them a pendent as their first present so they can have it for life. Cancer is the sentimental parent. 
Most compatible parenting partner: Capricorn

Leo: Morning stretches, nacho nights, teaching them how to make the perfect cup of tea, shopping trips, letting them drive for the very first time, teaching them how to woo the ladies/men, Leo is the passionate parent.
Most compatible parenting partner: Gemini

Virgo: Picking flowers, small town living, fresh food all the time, packing their lunches, leaving them sweet notes, talking about the magic of Christmas time, buying them their very own mug. Virgo is the gentle parent.
Most compatible parenting partner: Scorpio

Libra: Letting them help paint the wall, arts and crafts that get incredibly sticky, homemade rice krispy treats, teaching them all about the dos and donts of fashion, inside jokes, picking them up and throwing them in the air, kissing all over their face even when they are teenagers. Libra is the expressive parent.
Most compatible parenting partner: Aries

Scorpio: Staying quiet and letting them choose, showing them how to lead the way, taking them to small concerts and slowly getting them to go to bigger concerts, raising them with tons of different types of music so they can make their own choice, giving them secret supportive loving smiles when they aren’t looking, tough love. Scorpio is the adaptable parent.
Most compatible parenting partner: Virgo

Sagittarius: Giving them stability, letting them paint their room any color they want, taking them out on their first motorcycle ride, little vacations here and there, showing them how to stand up on their own, comedy. Sagittarius is the vibrant parent.
Most compatible parenting partner: Aquarius

Capricorn: To do lists, expectations, high hopes, lots of encouragement, rewards, morning pancakes, teaching them how to use a computer, playing video games at midnight, tons of adorable selfies together, photo albums filled to the brim. Capricorn is the encouraging parent.
Most compatible parenting partner: Cancer

Aquarius: Flying kites, making ice cream at home, taking them out to new and weird places, art shows, riding buses and trains so they can learn the system, tea and cookies while talking about how their day was, lectures if they do something wrong never ever lets them get away with it. Aquarius is the tough but badass parent.
Most compatible parenting partner: Sagittarius

Pisces: Writes stories with them, always helps with homework, goes to trampoline places often, loves to just take them on drives, plays music while they cook together, cooking classes, always wants them to go the extra mile, gives them the utmost belief and seriously never ever gives up on their kid. Pisces is the strong parent.
Most compatible parenting partner: Taurus

Best Friends - Prompto Argentum x Fem!Reader

So, I may or may not have gotten carried away here. But I am also definitely not sorry about this story. I LOVE Prompto with a passion so any excuse to write for him is so wonderful. Definitely some smut ahead. 

Word Count: 4782

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With an amazing cast for example: Luke Evans(actual god aka also known as bard the bowman) Emma Watson (actual goddess and secret wizard) dan Stevens (HIS VOICE MAKES ME WEAP AND HIM GROWLING MADE ME NUT) ewan Mcgregor(my pure singing Christian candle stick) josh gad(the best lefou I could imagine) Ian mckellen( my fucking gay father and FUCKING GANDALF) Emma Thompson (who is fucking nanny McPhee god bless) Audra McDonald (THAT HAS THE MOST STUNNING SINGING VOICE) and let’s not forget Alexis loizon (who played Stanley my beautiful cross dresser) GETTING TO MY POINT! who could ever hate this fucking movie??????? Because I don’t see how that is possible?????

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Modern era - Reincarnation au

The morning of June fifth always came with some level of anticipation. Even before any of them could remember, it hovered around the date, just below the surface. Things would get worse as the night went on until it faded away at dawn. It hurt more for some than others, but they all learned to deal with it.

Once they regained their memories from their previous lives, the aches and stabs of phantom wounds made more sense. Each of the Amis suffered quietly, though they naturally gravitated toward each other. Whether it was for comfort or security or some sense of belonging, they all found their way to each other over the course of the day, at the spot where the Corinthe used to stand or holed up in one of their apartments. They had each other, and that was the important part.

Bahorel was the one who came up with the idea of having a party. It made sense: they were all there already, and it was a momentous (though currently solemn) occasion. Grantaire, Bossuet, and Joly were more than in favor of livening things up instead of hiding from something unavoidable; Jehan greatly wished for a distraction from that gnawing, lonely feeling in their chest; Combeferre was fine with it as long as he didn’t have to work in the morning.

True to form, Bahorel decked out his apartment with every detail he could remember. Red banners and tricolor everything, little plastic rifles stuck into cupcakes, food and drink and a cake with a tiny barricade on top from the bakery Feuilly worked at. He made sure everyone would be okay with all the details before he actually spent money so he wouldn’t accidentally make it worse for anyone.

Enjolras was apprehensive about the whole thing because his pain always came with guilt, but the first party night was honestly the best anniversary he had had in a very long time. There were still moments that hurt, but everyone moved through the pain better than when they ever had before.

It became a kind of tradition. Locations would change, but they would all meet to eat and drink, sing, watch movies, whatever. It helped.

Marius brought Eponine and Cosette the second year. They all cuddled up on the couch together, but Ponine didn’t cry nearly as much that year.

Jehan started dating Montparnasse, and the two of them were inseparable, so of course they brought him along. He kept to himself mostly, ate anything he was handed and only refused champagne. Just after sundown, he had to help Jehan out onto the balcony to see the stars. That became his duty from that moment on.

Montparnasse asked, very seriously, if he could bring Claquesous one year. He and Enjolras nearly came to blows about it. Sous was eventually allowed to come, though he mostly just stole some snacks and sat outside to text Gueulemer. He doesn’t come every year, but he has an invitation.

June fifth would never be anyone’s favorite day, but being together and trying their best to make it fun certainly helped.

anonymous asked:

Is there a reason Disney hasn’t decided to remake Treasure Planet and Atlantis? Those two are prime candidates for a remake.

Mod Jen: Not box office successes nor critical successes, I would literally cry my eyes out if they made a Treasure Planet remake but I actually think Atlantis is more likely of the two to happen (though neither is likely). In my personal experience, most people seem to at least be familiar with, if not fond of, Atlantis, whereas I find most people don’t even know what Treasure Planet is. 

Treasure Planet is in my top 3 favorite Disney movies EVER, but even I have to acknowledge that it is nowhere near one of their best films. I love Treasure Planet and Atlantis for having such stand-out themes and environments compared to the rest of the Disney canon, as well as both being a visual treat,  but they both have weaker character development (with the exception of Jim himself, who I think is pretty deeply rounded). 

jeon jungkook as your boyfriend

a/n- the time has finally come for kookie as your adorable boyfriend. i am so sorry this took so long but… also i got a bit carried away i love boyfriend!jungkook

Yoongi / Taehyung / HoseokJimin

Seventeen / Got7

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- okay so he says he’s not the type to cuddle in bed but when you wake up, your face is shoved against his chest and his arms are holding you tightly and he’s snoring in your ear and you’re like ‘yeah no cuddling my ass' 

- he has a hard time waking up a lot of the time so you have to lure him out being like ‘ahem yeah i’m shirtless’ and then he’s WIDE AWAKE and also kinda sad you’re wearing a shirt

- you are in charge of his outfit a lot of the time because if not he’d literally be wearing the same thing every day (aka his white shirt, jeans, and timberlands) so you find him cute outfits and in return he picks out your outfit sometimes which uh…is usually a white shirt and jeans, sorry bro

- when he gets his license he is very adamant about driving you to work. like he thinks he’s hot shit now that he can drive so you he drives you up to your work building and makes an effort to open your door and be like 'i drove you today you’re welcome loser’ and you’re like 'shut up’ ((he picks you up from work when he can too with just as much sass))

- dates are super fun even if half of them involve physical exercise. like jungkook’s the type to like to go chill and watch a new action movie in the theaters, but his fave thing to do is like go play laser tag or rock climbing or roller skating like he likes to m o v e and you love it but he is usually a lot better at it so you always give him -.- that look 

- one time you two went on a hike up some mountain and it was like a ten mile hike all in all and by the seventh mile of going uphill you were almost passed out and like jungkook was so scared because you did look paler than usual but you were just like 'hand me some water u stupid head’ and he was such a worried little bunny like he even offered to carry you all the way down and you were like ‘no i’m not dying i just need a rest’. he eventually was convinced you were going to live and was like 'okay no more hiking but uhm i did reserved us for paintballing next saturday, you down?' 

- but don’t get me wrong he’s completely fine with sitting at home watching anime and eating pizza and chicken wings in a tshirt and sweats and making out on the couch 

- meeting him outside the bighit building with the car and driving him to the nearest like sonic and ordering slushies that turn your mouth blue while talking about anything and everything ('kookie do you think aliens exist’ 'uhm yeah i think so i mean the universe is really fucking big’ 'don’t curse like that omg you’re still a child’ 'shut up i am a man’)

- when he goes to work out you tag along and sometimes try to use the equipment but when you “don’t get it”, a sweaty jungkook will come and try to guide your body the right way and you really don’t want to tell him you understand how to use the stair climber you just really want to feel his biceps/abs against your body as he sets you in the right direction

- he tries to be all tough and macho all the time and act like he’s not affected by anything but as soon as your lips touch his his whole face lights up pink and he freezes 

- but when he finally comes to his senses he is a really good kisser and i mean reallyyyy good like they don’t call him the golden maknae for nothing. he knows exactly how to guide your lips and all the lip balm he puts on definitely does its job because omg???? his lips are /so/ soft and nice like boy give me some of that chapstick

- he is actually more affectionate than you thought he would be. like in public he always is putting his head on your shoulder or slipping his hand into your back jean pocket just to be playful and you’re like ’S T O P  it we are in public!!’ but he legit doesn’t care because you’re his and he wants everybody- everybody- to know it

- so yeah i bet you guessed that precious kookie is also pretty protective and a bit possessive even. he’s like souped up on testosterone all the time and when he sees another guy checking you out, he’s almost too eager to tell the dude to back off. but you better watch out if a guy is actually harassing you because oh boy be careful he might throw hands. 

- on the other end of being protective, he would suck at making you feel better when you’re sick or something like he’d wouldn’t know what to do. i mean he’d try to cuddle you or something and give you extra blankets but tbh he’d probably need help from his hyungs (poor baby)

- he is the biggest show off you know omg!!! like he is always willing to legit battle you or somebody to prove he’s better. (especially in dancing or singing) he really likes to beat people in front of you so you’ll think he’s cooler but tbh you’re just like 'i s2g this boy’ all the time. 

- speaking of singing ^ he likes to sing for you a lot. like along with jingles on commercials he hears on the radio or to the ballads that play on sad parts in movies or just mimicking your ringtone he is /always/ singing. but you actually don’t mind because he is a super good singer

- when it’s raining you like to lay your head on his lap and have him sing to you and the sound of his beautiful voice mixed with the rain while he plays with your hair is really super nice

- his family thinks you are the BEST ever because you take care of him so well and also made him think of having more a future than strictly being a musician (which is fine but like they want him to also experience being in love and possibly having a family of his own) and they give you so many hugs when you visit

- jungkook’s childhood home is so cute because he hasn’t been around his room since he was really little so it has a lot of kiddie toys and books and like a power rangers bedspread or something (he also has some iron man figurines oops) 

- you two sit on his roof outside his window and look up at the stars and he shares with you about how he never thought he would make it and now here he is back where the dream all started and when he starts to cry you do too and it’s a really nice moment

- the first time you and jungkook say 'i love you’ is at the same time like it’s adorable. okay so you two were having  a date at one of your favorite restaurants that you both go to all the time and as the waiter brings out the appetizers you notice his face is all red and then you think that yours probably is too and then you two lock eyes and just blurt out 'i love you’ and then you cant stop laughing because you two both just confessed your love at the same time over top of some delicious looking nachos

- all in all a relationship with this cutie would be extremely playful and fun but also just as caring and gentle because wow you two nerds are in love

dinosaurswearingdior  asked:

Imagine: Actor! Sid thanking Geno in his Oscar acceptance speech and Geno just grinning out him with tears running down his face as Flower, Tanger, Duper, and Kuni jostle his shoulders from the sides and behind

omgggggg ; - ;

“And I have to thank my husband, Evgeni,” Sidney says, looking right at him. “Because he loves me even if I wear crocs, when I try to make mac and cheese at 2 in the morning, even when I have superstitions about the way peanut butter sandwiches are made. He cries at all my movies, so we watch a lot of Liam Neeson at home instead now.” There’s laughter from the audience, and Sidney’s voice wavers as he continues. “And because when I met him, he didn’t care who I was. Didn’t know who I was, actually, and he still told me, when I was sick and disgusting and grumpy because his chicken noodle soup is terrible, that I was the best thing he’s ever seen in his life.”

The camera pans to Geno’s face–he does his best to keep the tears that are welling in his eyes at bay, but it’s not going to last if Sidney keeps talking like that. He’s sure his students at home are watching this, and they’re definitely going to chirp him when he gets back.

“I love you, Geno,” Sidney croaks, still smiling. “I want to wake up next to you everyday, watching Liam Neeson in our PJs. Is that weird?” Sidney laughs wetly. “That’s not weird, right? Liam Neeson movies, I mean. Not the person. Hi, Liam.” He waves awkwardly. “I think I said too much. I should go back to my seat now.”

It’s the most descriptive Sidney has ever been in his life in terms of speeches and interviews. The crowd cheers him on, touched. When Sidney steps down, Geno walks up to meet him and gives him a movie-worthy kiss. 

“Love you, Sidney,” he murmurs against Sidney’s mouth. “Love you always.” 

5

Alright, kids, let me tell you about one of my favorite movies, SUMMER STOCK!

For those who haven’t seen it, or even those who have, it’s a fucking weird plot.  Judy Garland runs a farm (I mean, sure, did you see the overalls?) and her overly-dramatic sister, Abigail (played by the thoroughly lovely Gloria De Haven), brings an entire musical theater troupe (headed by the perfect talent and sex machine that is Gene Kelly and his goofy buddy Phil Silvers) to the family farm to use the barn for rehearsals.  Joe (Gene Kelly) is engaged to Abigail, and Jane (Judy Garland) makes everyone help out on the farm, which, as actors and dancers, they are horrible at in the most comedic fashion.  Eventually Abigail leaves the show with the show’s star, and Jane takes her place.  Obviously Joe and Jane fall in love because after a straight-up tap dance battle in the barn, how could you not fall in love?  The most well-known thing about the movie is probably the “Get Happy” scene where Judy Garland sings one of her best-known songs in a hat and jacket with men falling at her feet (see picture bottom right).

Beyond the music and cast and cute (stupid) story, I love this movie because of the backstage stories.  Facts about production include:

  • No one wanted to hire Judy Garland because she was fat and a complete drug addict (story of Judy’s fucking life). Gene Kelly was hired first, because Gene Kelly is a fucking genius of song and (mostly) dance and has charisma like no one else.  He and Judy had already done two movies together (For Me and My Gal, which was Gene’s first film and I’m pretty sure his only B&W movie, and The Pirate, which is a triumph of nonsense which is only worth seeing a scene where Gene Kelly dances all sweaty in REALLY short shorts.  God bless.), so Gene knew Judy’s talent and loved her and they were friends.  He put up his OWN MONEY and made sure the producer and director knew Judy and loved her like he did.  Gene wanted Judy for the movie and wanted to make sure she would be comfortable and supported.
  • As I said, Judy was fat in most of this movie.  “Hollywood fat” which in the 1950s and on her five-foot-tall frame with her round face just makes her look kinda pudgy and cute.  Why was she “fat”?  Because she was trying to get sober.  She’d been on uppers her whole life to keep her dancing and singing for literally 12-20 hours a day.  So she was trying to wean off the pills, and it ruined her metabolism and she got “fat.”
  • Despite being “fat” she dances like no one’s fucking business.  Gene Kelly is arguably the greatest dancer on screen of all time.  And in the dance battle scene in the barn (photo below left of the movie poster), she matches him step for step PERFECTLY.  Like they are 100% equally matched.  Except for probably Cyd Charisse, or maybe Ann Miller, I’ve never seen anyone dance with Gene Kelly as masterfully as Judy Garland does.  And she does it about 3 dress sizes above her normal working-weight.  Size obviously has zero to do with talent or ability, but for someone who is definitely not used to dancing at that weight, she does it better than I’ve ever seen her in any film.
  • THE NEWSPAPER DANCE.  Gene Kelly, as is a staple of his movies, does a solo dance number.  This one (pictured bottom left), is done with a sheet of newspaper, a squeaky board, and two stairs on a stage.  And it’s brilliant and perfect and so creative.  The athleticism of it is astounding (and a huge turn-on).
  • There is one scene in the movie where Judy magically loses like half her body mass (only to regain it one scene later), and that is the Get Happy number.  After the first screening of the film, everyone decided Judy needed a big solo.  She has a few songs in the movie, but nothing that really pops.  So they gave her Get Happy and choreographed and filmed the number a few months after the film wrapped.  It was inserted near the end, and other than the fact that Judy lost all the weight in the interim, you’d never know it wasn’t originally intended to be in the film.  It was rumored that this scene was actually filmed for another film years before, but that isn’t actually the case.  It was intended for Summer Stock, it was just an afterthought.  And it’s the best afterthought ever, and one of Judy Garland’s most iconic music numbers from her adult career.

In conclusion, this movie is great and the best part about it is the fact that everyone involved literally made it to save Judy Garland’s career because they loved her and believed in her talent.

anonymous asked:

I'm kind of concerned by how inspiring I found Wonder Woman. I didn't realize how much I was missing this in my life.

Think about how great little girls are going to feel watching this!!! Like I’m a grown ass 20 year old and I’m like, genuinely so inspired by seeing a woman leading her own superhero movie - and it’s a damn good movie! But imagine the little girls that go and see it, the films we see when we’re younger have such an effect on us, they’re going to be the personification of !!!!!!! when they come out of this film and I’m so happy. I can’t believe I’m a DC stan now, but they Did That!!! They actually went and Did That. They out here living in 2017 whilst Marvel still in 1956.

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