actually still laughing about it

lmao my brother just told me that today, when he was doing grocery shopping with our dad, the two of them were at the female hygiene section and they were picking up the brand of pads my mom and I use (my dad and bro have always been the ones in charge of stacking up our bathroom with pads and tampons whenever we so much start showing signs of our periods coming up) and this guy that’s around his mid 30′s suddenly comes up to the two of them and says shit about ‘how embarrassing must be for him and his dad to be getting this items’ and that ‘next time he should just tell his wife or girlfriend or daughter or whatever to pick the pads themselves, it’s not like they’re drying or something’ and my dad and bro are just there speechless because of the attitude of the guy and they look just a bit off to the side of the guy and there’s a girl that’s clearly with him, and my dad just looks directly at her and says, from the bottom of his heart, ‘I’m sorry you have to deal with this kind of shit, dear’ and she kinda just nods and says ‘well, not anymore’ and looks at the guy that’s suddenly aware that she was standing there and says ‘because guess who’s without a girlfriend now. We are OVER (insert asshole’s name here cuz’ my bro couldn’t remember)’ and she just drops whatever items she had in her hands and walks away

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The Chronicles of Byakuya and Toshiro [Part 1]

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THESE IDIOTS ARE HANGING OUT

This morning came a bit earlier than expected leaving me feeling a tad more drained than normal around mid day during errands. What did that mean? Starbucks, obviously. After ordering I rounded the corner of their drive thru only to watch the man in front of me run his car into the wall of the building. Of course, I giggled a bit because who wouldn’t? Those giggles turned into full blown laughter when the man then tried to open his drivers side door to get out to inspect the damage… the driver side door was right up against the building so the door just slammed into the brick wall. I feel like a horrible human being for laughing but I still am! Clearly, he needed caffeine way more than I did.

ronan lynch: *looks at adam parrish*
ronan lynch: *continues to look at adam parrish for six fucking paragraph breaks even while other people are conversing right in front of them*
ronan lynch: *is an actual lovestruck dweeb with no chill*

*smoke comes out of the power outlet*

Me: *uses the most monotone tone ever* Oh, look. There’s smoke coming out of the power outlet. 

My roommate: OMG!!! UNPLUG EVERYTHING!!!! 

Me: *looks at roommate unplugging everything*

My roommate: *half laughing because she’s as crazy as i am* Do you realize we could’ve burn the place down?! People would’ve called the police, the firemen…

Me: *looks at her with the biggest grin ever*

Me: I’m too hot, hot damn, called the police and a fireman

lesbian4214

replied to your post

“Captain molly is being impersonated. She literally wrote like 5 cs…”

You seriously have no respect for other people. You have no respect for any shit. Why would you go on and harass, insult and pretend to be someone else when you’re not? Insult that person that has never done anything to you, probably never even said a single word to you. I will never understand how some people like YOU need to put others down to put yourselves up? What does it bring you? Why would you do that? Just remember that whenever you spit in the air, it’ll always fall back on your head, I hope someday someone does the exact same thing to you. You don’t deserve respect or any kind of it. You don’t know how much words can hurt. They can litterally kill. Seriously, I will never understand why you guys do this. If you don’t like her stories, that’s fine, but that doesn’t give you ANY power to discrimate her on social medias. Why don’t you write the stories u want if you’re so unhappy? Uh? I bet none of you are actually capable of doing it, next time, talk shit about me not CM

Umm… what?

I’m not even sure I understand this correctly.  And I’m absolutely certain that whoever you are, @lesbian4214​, you have no idea what you’re talking about.  Did you even read my response?  Because just in case you didn’t, let me reiterate something:

I DON’T CARE.

I wasn’t going to bring this up again - wasn’t going to add fuel to the fire.  But then you came onto MY blog and you insulted me personally.  And I would like to rant about that, but you won’t listen anyway.

Just for the record - I have NEVER gone on anyone else’s blog and “ Insult that person that has never done anything to you, probably never even said a single word to you.”  I didn’t insult this “Captain Molly” or whatever else it is you believe I did.  SHE insulted ME and my FRIENDS.

Also for the record - I’ve never read Captain Molly’s stories.  I’ve never talked to her or looked her up or “discriminated against her on her social medias” (you’re welcome for the spelling fix by the way).

Oh, and one more thing for the record.  I do write the stories I want, several of them in fact.  Some of them have even been nominated for awards.  And not because I’m unhappy, but because I’m perfectly happy with the CANON relationship of Captain Swan and their confirmed True Love.

The rest is under a cut because my followers get the choice as to whether or not they read the rest of this.

Keep reading

Everyone’s all hyped up about a new ship in Alakou but… I’m still laughing about the first time these two actually had a civil conversation if you remember this gem: 

They seriously… couldn’t stand each other and considering how polite these two characters usually are to people…

Since Kougyoku was pissed Aladdin fucked up Judar so bad and Aladdin permanently lost Ugo because of her…

Please remember that if this is actually becoming a thing, it’s hilarious

This is just an insignificantly significant reminder that I love and respect Kim Seokjin in his entirety, everything he’s done for Bangtan, and the way he carries himself as a human being for both ARMYs and anyone around him.

EXCUSE ME, I STILL NEED A MOMENT