actually not as good as i was expecting it to be

anonymous asked:

I love your lists! If you happen to get the time for it, would you mind sharing some good babysitter!Killian fics? It's fine if that's not his actual job, but like if he's a friend or neighbor or something even who takes care of Henry for Emma sometimes. Thank you! You are so amazing to this fandom! <3

thank you anon! you’re a girl after my own heart. i’d love to talk off anon if you’d like. this trope is irresistible. writers, this trope is under-done and exciting!

Babysitter!Killian

Quite the Au Pair by @nowforruin [ Emma has never been one to ask for help – and she has a damn hard time accepting it when it’s offered. But the truth of the matter is, being a single mother is hard. When she places an ad for a nanny, he’s the last thing she expects - and exactly what she needs. ]

full-time and jealous by @thejollypirate [based on the prompt:  If you have time can you write a fic where Killian is the nanny and Emma is the single mom and he falls in love and maybe jealousy from his part but happy ending please?]

Killian babysits Henry

We Can’t Be Friends by FluentSarcasm [Emma Swan & Killian Jones have been best friends for over 15 years when she gets pregnant by her boyfriend Neal. When Neal dumps her and dies soon after, Killian steps in to help her raise Henry. Emma’s realization that she’s been in love with Killian all along forces her to admit that maybe she doesn’t want to be just friends anymore.]

For Once, Let Go by @whisperofgrace [ Modern AU. Emma picks Henry up from her long-time friend Killian’s house after her job has turned his short babysitting role into an overnighter.]

On Outstanding Roommates by @effulgentcolors [Based on this tumblr prompt: “you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, "i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married.“ ]

Not A Babysitter by @effulgentcolors [Based on this tumblr prompt: "i asked you to babysit one time and now my child keeps asking when you will spend time with them again”. ]


I’d love to see more nanny!killian fics, anyone got time for prompts?

YO WHO THE FUCK WANTS SOME DRAWINGS BECAUSE YALL ARE AWESOME

I’m at 199 followers as I type this into my dinky lil phone at 1am and I think it’s a good idea like, hey, that giveaway? Sure let’s do
So here are rules:

1- follow this blog right here.
B- reblog this posto

There will be three places and I mean you shouldn’t expect much from me actually, but I can do me best
I’m p ok with drawing a lot of things so you’re gonna have to tell me what you want drawn and I’ll say whether or not I’ll be able to do it.

anonymous asked:

Cute idea: Frank decides to do a video filled with pranks for April fools and one of them is giving Pink guy an actual kitten when he asks Frank for some pusi. He expects him to be shocked or upset as Frank assumes he doesn't like animals as he says in his songs but pink actually loves the kitten. Frank doesn't end up using the footage in his video but keeps it for the memories. Pink is a good cat parent and is never seen without it. He names it pusi and it occasionally appears in videos

step out of the way, Derek….we got some Pusi instead.

i fucking love this it’s adorable as fuck. he’d be so good with animals (from what we’ve seen ya kno)

spit in the face of practicality (an esther roberts fanmix)

listen on:      8tracks      playmoss

all we do - oh wonder
i’ve been upside down/i don’t want to be the right way ‘round
faded from the winter - iron & wine
you’re a poem of mystery/you’re the prayer inside me
keep your head up - ben howard
i saw a friend of mine the other day/and he told me that my eyes were gleamin’
crabbuckit - good lovlies
no time to get down/cuz i’m movin’ up
timekeeper - lucy schwartz
painted into new skin/watch the particles settle in
up the wolves - the mountain goats
i’m going to get myself in fighting trim/scope out every angle of unfair advantage
terrible things - april smith and the great picture show
i just reflect what you’d expect/so you don’t suspect
read my mind -  the killers
slippin’ from my faith until i fall/you never returned that call
willow tree march - the paper kites
yeah, we all still die/what will you leave behind?
high hopes - ilia anderson
i’ve got high hopes, it takes me back to when we started

story time (also forgive my bad english): okay, so there’s Always Sunny community on the facebook-like Russian social network, and I was browsing through it aimlessly. I stumbled upon posts with videos of two latest eps and saw that there’re lots of comments there. 
And well, Russians (especially males) are far from being tolerant decent human beings, so I was expecting whiny complaints about the whole situation with Mac being openly gay now, recieving a dance from stripper, etc.

But they in fact were happy?? I’ve never actually seen such cishet guys being so delighted about gay man coming out of closet as much as rating episode “10 gay Macs out of 10″ and saying “oh finally, good for him

For I Think I Still Love You (Do You Mind) (12/16)

Later chapter contains brief, Teen-rated interactions; read with caution if at work.

On AO3


The rest of the day passes more quickly than Leonard expects; the information from Barry and his crew occupies his mind fairly effectively.

On the one hand, it’s actually rather simple. He’s only got to deal with this waiting for a few more days. He doesn’t need to fight against himself, which is probably a good thing since he’s out of practice and doesn’t have his gun. He just needs to get closer to his other self, and he knows when he needs to do it.

He just isn’t sure how to tip the odds in his favor when the weapon is the strength of his temporal vibration.

It’s easier when he thinks of him and his opposing self as separate timelines. What’s stronger for a timeline? Assuming stability isn’t a factor, since he can’t do anything about that, two things come to mind: the people and emotions in it. A timeline doesn’t want anything on its own, but the people in it certainly can.

If he’s being optimistic–and he has to be, or else he knows he’ll run, and to hell with the consequences–he has to believe the universe itself is on his side. His presence is what’s slowing the other timeline. He’s never gotten an answer for why he’s here, but it makes sense now, in its way; he was tied into all of time when he died, and time needed him here to keep from breaking.

By the time Sara shows up, he’s come to terms with it, as best as he can. He figures the best chance he’s got is to enjoy these next few days, potentially his last, to cling to this timeline as well as he’s able.

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Hey! You’re one of those Zaibatsu boys, aren’tcha? I’ll be starting the Fahrenheit playthrough fairly soon, or as it’s known everywhere outside of North America… Celsius. That’s not true, that’s actually the opposite of true even. Anyway, expect to see quotes fairly soon about sadness, giant bugs, Mayan prophecies, killer internet and whatever the fuck else that game was about. I think that once I’ve completed it, we’ll just have the Heavy Rain playthrough to go through and we’ll have listed quotes from the entire Sadness Quadrilogy. That’s probably not a good thing.

…Bitccchhh.

- Mod E

misskitkatmadness  asked:

Hi, I just wanted to say that your character designs and plot for Stoke of Midnight look amazing and grogeous! I would 100% watch it if it were actual a real thing.

Oh my goodness thank you so much! I have been receiving a lot of support for it here on tumblr and I honestly wasn’t expecting it but I really appreciate it!

It is rare for me to have a story idea what I know the beginning, middle, and end. 

And hopefully someday you will be able to watch it!

anonymous asked:

omfg u cried during l/xa's death too? me too the fuck fdsfhgsdhf. i swear i was never a HUGE fan of her but goddamn that scene was heartbreaking as hell. and then add lincoln's death scene and i fucking die. the way he looked up at the sky. self-sacrifice in every way.

yesss, omg I actually cried pretty hard at her death and I wasn’t expecting to because I knew it was gonna happen and I watched that episode like 4 days late so I’d already seen it gif’d and everything.. But god damn, Eliza’s acting got me good there.

I cried at Finn’s death too, and he annoyed me so much, but when Clarke backed away and I saw that blood on his shirt and the knife in her hand. Omg, that one dropped me on my ass. I was so shocked. And yea I fr can’t even talk about Lincoln’s death, that was the most heartbreaking moment of the whole entire show for me. I can’t even listen to the song that played in that scene, I’ll start bawling my eyes out istg. If you guys are wondering why I hardly reblog lincoln related things, it’s because to this day it fr hurts me to see him because I remember that scene and honestly wANNA DIE LIKE OMG

tonight i am sad and tired and hyped up and scared because i’m convinced i’ll never find a job. even on a day when i felt pretty good, and the sun was out, and i worked for several hours on so-called netverk and applicationy stuff, it only took one ‘we’re not interested’ (which… an actual rejection email? i don’t expect to receive those anymore, tbh) to drown my brain.

going within a few hours from thinking i’m smart and capable to being convinced i can’t do anything and don’t want responsibility for anything (this not wanting part might be newer?), a quick transition that keeps happening, means i don’t trust anything i say about myself, to myself or to people i hope might hire me. i guess this is that ‘kid with potential’ thing and if you’ve grown up under that you have to just tank and rebuild at some point, but all i keep thinking is that if i had started this process ten years ago someone might have hired me and taught me things, but now it’s too late.

the things i was supposed to be learning to do professionally during those ten years are things i set on fire and walked out on, to absolutely no purpose (it made my confidence, relationships, professional skills, and brain situation worse), and i can’t see a way back to them that makes any sense. so that leaves me in the middle of nowhere, hoping i can pick something up yet somehow still using all these snobbish or out-of-date standards to determine what i do and don’t apply for.

anonymous asked:

Sveiki, kā tev iet? What are some helpful words any student should know who wants to go to Latvia? Also what's your favorite slang in latvian?

Čau! Man tā neko, ir okei (here’s some slang for you, ha).

You should probably know the basics like sveiki (hello), labrīt (good morning), lūdzu (please), atvainojiet (excuse me), atā (bye), paldies (thank you), kur ir … (where is …) and so on. Here’s a vocab list I posted some time ago. Anything more specific depends on what you want to do here. But generally people who just visit for a short time aren’t expected to know Latvian.

When I think about it, I actually use slang words a lot, oops. Favorites are forši (nice, cool, awesome), davai (from Russian давай, come on, let’s go, let’s do it), besis (a feeling you have when you are annoyed and tired, nothing is good, everything sucks), čillot (to chill, to relax), iečekot (to check something out).

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Sombra didn’t know what she expected from a man clad in leather and an owl-like skull mask. (my own shitposting about sombra inspired this)

Even if they say “they didn’t mean it”, they’re still responsible for what they did.

Even if they say “they don’t remember it”, they’re still responsible for what they did.

Even if they say “you’re delusional, I would never do that, you made it up”, they’re still responsible for what they did, and for trying to gaslight and invalidate your memories.

Even if they say “I didn’t do it, and even if I did, I would be right to do it”, they’re still guilty for what they did.

Even if they have excuses, they’re still responsible for what they did.

Even if they act like it would have been crazy to expect from them to act any different way, they’re still responsible for what they did to you.

Even if they come at you with an entire agenda of how you should perceive what they did so it actually “benefits you”, even if they insist they did it for your own good, they’re still responsible for what they did to you, and for lying about it.

Even if they cry about how much it pains them to be accused of hurting you, they’re still responsible for what they did to you.

Even if they cry about how much they love you and how they did it all out of love and never meant to hurt you, it’s still their responsibility for what they did to you.

Even if they act like what they did shouldn’t have hurt you and you’re the one responsible for taking damage, for being sensitive to being abused, it’s still their responsibility for what they did to you.

Even if they blame you for what they did to you, they’re still responsible for what they did.

Even if they insist someone else did it to them too, even if they insist they had it worse than you, even if they say it’s a cultural thing, they’re still responsible for what they did to you.

Even if it was long ago, and they act like you’re wrong for remembering such old wrong doing, it’s still something they did, and they’re still responsible for doing it.

They can lie and deny and accuse and blame and invalidate and gaslight. It doesn’t absolve them of responsibility for what they did. It doesn’t absolve them from guilt.

Nothing can absolve abusers from responsibility for their own actions. Nothing.

Since my sister has publicly come out as Ace, let me tell you the best joke she made:

So, last November, I was driving to Denver with my sister, when she told me she identified as Asexual and felt that I should know.  I think she was expecting me to ask a bunch of weird questions because she literally pulled out notes, but I got to be “Nah, it’s all good and I’m glad you feel safe enough to some out.” and since there wasn’t much more to say, we went back to swearing at the shitty drivers on I-25.

Two exits later, it occurred to me that I hadn’t actually seen my sister for a year prior and might have forgotten to come out to her when I was doing it last March.  “Just to be clear- you know I’m Bi, right?”

“OH MY GOD.” she howls, making me almost plow into a pickup in surprise.  “YOU’RE EITHER AND I’M NEITHER.”  

I had to pull over I started laughing to hard.

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I bring this up because 1. She just publicly came out and 2. SHE MADE US MATCHING SHIRTS FOR THE NEXT PRIDE.  I LOVE IT.

  • Me: *Wakes up* Ah what a beautiful dream I had. I dreamt that Yuri and Victor got engaged, i saw Yuri pole dancing, and realized that Victor loved him all along. How cute! Oh well, let's see what going on on social media.
  • Me: *Opens tumblr*
  • Me: *See's pictures of drunken Yuri, and Victuuri engagement*
  • Me: *Drops phone*
  • Me: *Drops dead*