actually no


1.“How did you managed to lose a thirty years old man in a supermarket?”

2.“Don’t you dare walk away from me!”

3.“You can’t live by quoting emo bands for the rest of your life”

4. “What’s up with her?”
“March 22”
“Oh God”

5. “Why would his husband kill him?”

6. “There’s no other way of making easy money. ”

“You never thought about prostitution, did you?”

7. “And she stole my last bit of–”

8. “I may be a hacker but I’m no murderer.”
“The term is hunter”
“Don’t correct me”

9. “I’m sorry but Obama’s not coming back”

10.“You don’t drown people in public pools”

11.“Can we pass today’s ‘How to be a murderer’ lesson?”

12.“He’s gonna be fine”
“You threw him in a well!”

13.“I haven’t slept in six months, do you really want to put up with me?”

14.“Go home, you’re drunk”

15.“Stop touching my hair!”
“But it’s so soft!”

16.“We’re not going to a church with you dressed like that”

17.“I never thought of reading The Bible but I might rethink this life choice. And all my other life choices. I think I’m going in existential crisis, bye”

18.“Hello, hello! Can you hear me?”
“Stop quoting Lana del Rey, for the love of God!”

19.“It’s only interesting if you’re talking about Fall Out Boy”

20.“I’m not high, I’m just really tired”
21.“Don’t broke into people’s houses!”
“How’d you got here again?”

22.“I may be dangerous but have you met my wife?”

23.“Are you silently judging me?”

“Of course not, if I judge people I’ll make sure they hear me”

24.“I’m scared of her.”
“She’s nineteen”
25.“Don’t yell at me! When people yell at me I start yelling at people and I’m not sure you want to hear a Romanian yelling at you!”

26.“You did what?”

27.“I’m not saying she’s a gold digger, I’m saying she’s a… power digger”

28.“Can you stop crying?”
“MCR broke up four years ago, what do you mean stop crying?”

29.“The bad guy’s in jail, my uncle is in the Hospital recovering and I finally got my cigarettes back”

30.“We found her playing guitar in a Devil’s Trap”

31.“I don’t react good after earthquakes and you know it!”

32.“Why do you have a photo of you in Nazi clothes?”

33.“I’m not saying you’re too old for the internet, I’m saying you’re too old to be cool on the internet.”

34.“Why is our sink made out of jelly and why is there orange juice instead of water?”

35.“You should really start packing your– Is that my laptop?”

36.“Is your brother in law seriously Satan?”

37.“Why do the Greek Gods have a restraining order against you?”

38.“What do you mean that’s not how to get tumblr popular?”

39.“Don’t listen to them, lyrics spam is always the answer.”

40.“How ‘bout you give up?”

I think it hit at the end


i want him to look at me like this. yes, each. individual. expression.


SO… This could be about the book… 

Owl Service by Alan Garner…
but just to make sure… 

I had to see if they all checked out with THIS… 

So.. what is this?

It basically is a bus that helps weary travelers is the wee hours of the morning…. So that is the 24 hours part…

and the buses have 30 minute intervals… 

so that’s the 30 part….

59th Ave Cicero is…

60th Stony Island…

61st Blackstone…

Midway is this….

and lastly…
Pulaski is this…

I bet there are Chicago ARMYs here…
All the places checks out… 
About this book… I have yet to read it… but yeah…
No idea why they chose these places honestly…. 

Might have chosen it for the transit name? Anyway…

They’re all legit tho….


So after we saw Mikael (Yousef Hjelde) on YouTube make all our days just perfecto, here’s Yousef (Cengiz Al) showing off cray-cray dance moves as previously shown in today’s clip!🔥🔥❤️

Speech Cards

Namjoon is known for his incredibly long speeches, his philosophy on things can often encourage his speeches and thus making everyone bored out of mind.

So people have their reservations on his wedding vows. 

“Hyung, you’ll be fine“ Jimin reassures the fidgeting man, smiling whilst patting his shoulder.

“It’s just, I could get nervous too! It’s my wedding day and I just can’t help but worry that I’ll stutter” the groom worried, nervously playing with his cuffs. An attempt to settle his nerves.

A blue haired male entered the room, he grunted “Didn’t you spend last night making speech cards so you wouldn’t stutter?” 

“But what if I do!“

“You’ll be fine, trust me“

“fine” the groom said with a huff.

A knock on the door was heard before Hoseok’s head popped in “five minutes guys, get ready.” They all nodded, and with that Hoseok smiled and left. “Namjoon, we’ll be going now” Yoongi phrased, looking at him.

Jimin stood up and walked towards his boyfriend, the older wrapped his arm around Jimin and walked out. 

Collecting his nerves, Namjoon checked for his speech cards and followed the two behind. 

The ceremony was a blur, and now, it was time for the vows. Everyone inwardly groaned after Jin finished his vows. They didn’t groan because of Jin and his speech, it was because it was now Namjoon’s turn meaning that they’ll be there for a long while.

Namjoon looked at Seokjin before pulling out something from his pocket.

“Five bucks if his speech will last an hour“ Jungkook whispered to Taehyung on his side.

“Ten if longer“ Taehyung responded. They nodded their heads slightly then turned to the couple at the altar.

Namjoon cleared his throat , “here we go” someone from the crowd whispered, it was probably Jackson. Everyone made themselves as comfortable as they can be and waited for the groom to recite his hour long speech.

The cards he was holding were thick, it made Seokjin smile at his husband to be warily until he took one. Suddenly, the cards were being held open to a one giant poster saying “HOT DAMN”.

Everyone laughed, Jungkook and Taehyung groaned as no one from them won their bet. Namjoon placed a ring in Seokjin’s finger and kissed him, the latter laughing wildly. 

“You’re such a dork“ Jin laughed. 

His now husband nodded, “but I’m your dork.”

anonymous asked:

your art sucks. you can only draw one face and copy paste it on every single character. your shading is bad and you cant even draw backgrounds. just stop drawing now and go do something else with your life because youre not meant to do this

Just because I prefer drawing the ‘typical mangastyle’ doesn’t mean that I can’t draw other things