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The Signs as Stuff my Queer Theories Professor Has Said
  • Aries: I won't go into detail about why I hate James Franco- actually, no I will. SO...
  • Taurus: *long anecdote about Oscar Wilde* I have no clue why that was relevant to this topic, but now you know.
  • Gemini: Nothing is normal and everything you know is a lie. And on that note, I'll see you all next class.
  • Cancer: During the tyrannical reign- I mean, "presidency" of Ronald Reagan...
  • Leo: Interesting how you thought Jonathan Rhys Meyers was the attractive one in Velvet Goldmine because Ewan McGregor was RIGHT THERE, COME ON!
  • Virgo: I'm going to show you guys a meme. See? This cat is Lee Edelman.
  • Libra: The big reveal of The Da Vinci Code is that Jesus and Mary Magdalene were practicing heterosexuals. I'm sorry for spoiling the ending of the novel. But mostly I'm sorry that that is the ending of the novel.
  • Scorpio: (after someone talked about how her friend had Zika) That sounds delightful.
  • Sagittarius: 18 roads diverged in a yellow wood, Lee Edelman took the one least traveled by and then everyone followed him.
  • Capricorn: Not negative in the negative sense, but negative in the non-negative negative sense. Or whatever that means.
  • Aquarius: *Several seconds of silence after a presentation in which someone used Carly Rae Jepson memes* Your generation is weird.
  • Pisces: (completely deadpan) Go forth and enjoy your summer you fabulous unicorns.
Kingston on "Bukowski," getting into film, and "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover."
Alex Kingston
Kingston on "Bukowski," getting into film, and "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover."

Before the Q&A session began, Alex spoke briefly about working on Bukowski, her (unforeseen) transition from theatre to film, and working on The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover as a novice actress.

'I WANT TO HAVE A BABY WITH A GIRL MATE' Radio One’s Nick Grimshaw talks being broody, hating dating and embracing his thirties

Grimmy is one of the UK’s most eligible gay bachelors and the definition of great company, but the radio host reveals finding love isn’t as easy as it seems [x]

BY NATALIE EDWARDS 23rd October 2016, 12:15 am

NICK Grimshaw looks smitten as he cradles a small and sleepy bundle of joy in his arms.

“It’s like he’s my baby,” Nick proudly grins as he strokes his four-month-old pug-mix pup.

The Radio 1 Breakfast Show presenter, AKA Grimmy, is definitely getting a taste of fatherhood behind the scenes of his shoot today – he’s constantly chasing after the aptly named Stinky Blob – a rescue pup from Battersea Dogs & Cats Home – who’s leaving puddles of wee everywhere, and apologising for his, erm, wind issues.

It’s good practice for parenthood, which is handy, as Nick, 32, admits he’s definitely feeling broody.

“I love kids and all my friends are starting to have kids. I also have nieces and nephews. I think I would like to have a little gayby [a baby with same-sex parents],” he smiles.

“Or I would like to have a baby with one of my girl friends. I haven’t discussed it with them yet, but I would quite like it.

“I looked after one of my friend’s kids last week and it was full-on. It was a lot looking after two dogs, a kid and trying to do some work.”

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It’s actually kind of a surprise he’s here because he’s supposed to be working on a James Franco movie and I’m like ‘wow I can’t believe his availability opened up’ and yeah…he actually told James Franco he couldn’t work on his movie this week because he so terribly wanted to do an episode of Young & Hungry, I’m not even kidding.
—  Emily Osment on Keegan guest starring on ‘Young & Hungry’ x

The weirdest thing just happened to me

I was in the bus listening to my 50s and 60s music when we suddenly stopped and all I saw outside was a mass gathering of people dressed from that era walking outside, along with cars parked everywhere to fit that decade too. Now, my first thought was “holy shit I just TRAVELED THROUGH TIME”

Unfortunately I stopped panicking when I noticed the cameras, crew, equipment, and James Franco, to which I then realized it’s just Hollywood messing with my brain again god dammit.

apparently James Franco’s whole hitting on a 17 year old thing could be to promote his new movie Palo Alto. He plays an older coach trying to seduce a younger girl. If that’s the case. That’s kinda smart actually.