actually i'm jealous

anonymous asked:

Post ROK scenario when Misaki and saru adopt kittens! And the kittens gets super attached to misaki, saru gets jealous over it🐱

I think I’ve read this doujinshi XD So Fushimi of course is not thrilled about the kittens, he’s got allergies and anyway he doesn’t like animals much and thinks they’ll be too much of a hassle. Maybe shortly after he and Yata move in together Yata finds like a box with like four kittens inside all tiny and abandoned and of course Yata can’t resist saving them and bringing them home despite Fushimi’s objections. The kittens are all skinny and a bit sickly, like maybe they’re even too young to be away from their mother and Yata’s all worried trying to see if he has enough extra cash to pay for a vet, Fushimi just sighs and tells Yata to come on, he called Scepter 4 to borrow a van and he’ll pay for the vet. The vet looks over the kittens and gives Yata and Fushimi strict instructions as to how to care for them, Yata’s determined to do this rather than giving them away because he’s already attached and has named half of them after Homra-related things, much to Fushimi’s annoyance (I know in that one doujinshi they named the cats after each other but imagine them naming the cats after members of their respective clans instead, like that sandy blond one keeps trying to play with everyone and being cheerful so its name is Totsuka and that red one is always sleeping so it’s Mikoto, this tiny black one is always gentle but then sometimes claws people so Fushimi starts calling it Akiyama and that other orange one is hyperactive and a little dim so it’s Doumyouji). Fushimi claims that Yata has to take care of the kittens all by himself but Yata catches him a few times awake in the middle of the night gently feeding the kittens with an eyedropper.

So soon the kittens have gotten old enough that they can fend for themselves a bit, Fushimi wants to get rid of at least some of them but Yata’s totally attached by now and even Fushimi’s cold black heart isn’t strong enough to stand up against four kittens and a sad Misaki. But soon Fushimi begins to notice that not only is Yata attached to the kittens but the kittens are really attached to him, always wanting his attention and cuddles and playing with. And because there’s four of them even when one kitten gets tired there’s always another one there, to the point Fushimi feels like he never sees Yata without a cat in his hands. I can imagine this being like a double jealousy on Fushimi’s part too, he’s annoyed that Yata’s paying more attention to the kittens than to him but he’s also secretly a little dejected that none of the kittens seem terribly attached to him (and imagine he tales this irritation to work, like Akiyama doesn’t understand why Fushimi-san snapped at him for ‘sleeping on Yata’s stomach all the time,’ like he’s never even really talked to Yata. Later Doumyouji is given extra paperwork while Fushimi complains about him licking Yata’s face).

Eventually I think Yata would notice that Fushimi’s in a worse mood than normal and would confront him about it, like they’ve promised to talk these things out from now on and he wants to know why Fushimi’s in such an awful mood and ignoring him all the time. Fushimi mutters that isn’t Yata the one who’s too busy, as one of the kittens wanders over demanding love. Yata’s all confused but at some point he manages to figure out that Fushimi’s jealous of the kittens and he just gets this fondly exasperated look as he says that if Fushimi wanted them to spend more time without the cats then just say so idiot. Fushimi clicks his tongue, not answering, and Yata leans over to hug him as he calls Fushimi an idiot, like do you really think I’d choose cats over you. Fushimi tries to act like he totally didn’t think that (even though he did) and mumbles that the cats hate him anyway. Yata points out that if Fushimi would stop ignoring them and keeping away from them the cats would love him. To prove his point Yata grabs one and sets it in Fushimi’s lap, Fushimi freezes and Yata leans against him as he encourages Fushimi to pet the cat. (And then Fushimi does and slowly warms up to the cats except now Yata’s the one getting a little jealous because of course the kittens are naturally drawn to Disney Princess Fushimi and suddenly Yata’s like wait why do they all like him more than me.)

  • someone : *does anything*
  • jungkook : *does it better without trying*

anonymous asked:

Hi! Awhile ago you encouraged me to pursue my love of space even though I wasn't great at math or science. I just found out I will be interning at NASA this summer in the comm. department! Just wanted to thank you for your words of encouragement ❤😊

woah no way! That’s freakin amazing, I’m so happy for you anon! And frankly extraordinarily jealous, that’s so impressive! Good luck with it, I’m so happy I could be an encouragement to you ^-^!

I think I’m actually ready to seek medical help for all this mental health shit….

For those confused about the Prickly Porcupine and the Pretty Angel (yeah i know right what the fuck zephyrsus but i have no regrets trollolol sorrynotsorry) it’s just a cracky background to my DurararaxTsukiuta crossover, ‘If Izaya had a crush on Shun’. You know, the chat I’ve been posting consistently (wow). It’s making fun of the latest part, which is part 4 which you can find here 

http://zephyrsus.tumblr.com/post/161563311737/if-izaya-had-a-crush-on-shun-4#notes

Izaya called Hajime (from the anime Tsukiuta) a prickly porcupine and called Shun his angel (he has a crush on Shun so Hajime is his love rival). I couldn’t get Hajime as a prickly porcupine out of my head after that so I decided to make something cracky lol. I thought it would be a fun way for those who don’t know Hajime and Shun to know them and their relationship and know what they look like haha

So Izaya and Shun were on a date and Shizuo and Hajime met up because Hajime broke a wall out of jealousy (he has abnormal physical strength and his grip is strong enough to crush an apple with his bare hand) and Shizuo was impressed. So Izaya and Shun were going to get lunch on their date and Shizuo and Hajime were going to get lunch to talk about how to kill Izaya when they saw Izaya and Shun on their date. They got jealous af and Shizuo threw a vending machine at Izaya and Shun worried over him and they got more jealous and Hajime called Izaya short, Izaya said at least he’s not a prickly porcupine, and Shizuo shouted at Shun because he was annoyed and jealous.

And it’s not stated explicitly there but yeah pretty much Izaya was bored, saw Shun on TV (though I don’t think it’s for One Week Friend but who knows), discovered he was a Hajime fan and decided to pretend he was a Hajime fan to see his reaction (’cause there probably aren’t many guys who are Hajime fans). But Shun was nice and had hotpot with him so Izaya fell for Shun, sneakily courting him while pretending to be a Hajime fan while Shun is just off in his Hajime-LOVE lalaland. And since Shun is spending time with Izaya and even declines Hajime to get Hajime merchandise with Izaya, Hajime gets jealous, punches a wall in his angry jealousy, and Shizuo sees it and they meet. 

And that’s pretty much it. So now we have the Prickly Porcupine, the Pretty Angel, the Charming Devil and the Jealous Beast going for lunch together because who could refuse Pretty Angel Shun. 

Well anyway I hope everyone will look forward to the next part of If Izaya had a crush on Shun~it’s certainly a breath of positive air from the unrequited Shizaya fic because Shizuo nooo. Well obviously everyone won’t look forward to it but that’s why it’s called hope right? 

anonymous asked:

eli this is a crowning achievement and I'm actually kinda jealous

i’m actually weirdly flattered by it? like, she took the time to draw a decently polished comic about our internet argument, which is both fucking hilarious and oddly heartwarming