actually i work 10 to 6

24 May 2017


[The Scrapyard with Robert and Aaron

ROBERT: *Phone Rings* *Annoyed Face* What do you want? Scratch that. I know what you want. You want to bully me into telling Aaron the truth.

ROSS: It’s just a little pressure for your conscience. Don’t forget 10 grand by 6.

ROBERT: I don’t need your De Niro act right now Ross or your ‘pressure’, I’m probably gonna tell him anyway. *Sees Aaron* But not yet, so…gotta go. Hey Aaron! *looks shifty*

AARON: Hey! You look shifty, what’s up?

ROBERT: Just the Plot, what else? Are you tired of it, cause I am.

AARON: Yeah, I am, but…let’s throw in some cute banter for the fans.

ROBERT: Right. *Cute Banter Alert* Tricky client then, tough negotiator, you know the type.

AARON: Yeah I do, seeing as how I live with one (for the moment). I’m sure you’ll get your way eventually, you always do.

ROBERT: I’m not so sure. *Guilty Face*

Dale View with Robert and Ross]

ROSS: You’re spineless!

ROBERT: You’re a blackmailer! 

ROSS: You’re bisexual…haha…*Fandom Outrage Alert*

ROBERT: You’re jealous!

ROSS: Am not!

ROBERT: You shot me! Yeah…I do remember that.

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1. What is one word you would use to describe yourself? Happy.

2. What is the song you can’t stop listening to right now? “Wait For It” on the Hamilton soundtrack.

3. What are you currently watching on Netflix? “13 Reasons Why.”

4. What is your favorite sports movie of all time? “Friday Night Lights.”

5. Go-to pregame meal? I’m an omelet extraordinaire. I have an omelet with veggies, meats, cheese – the works. And before workouts, I always make this yogurt parfait.

6. Do you have any pregame superstitions or rituals? I actually rid myself of superstitions, but I do a quick 20-minute meditation before games.

7. If you could have any three celebrities over for dinner, living or deceased, who would they be? The Obamas. Just me, President Obama and Michelle.

8. What was your AIM screen name? brownsuganumba9.

9. If you weren’t a professional athlete, what would your occupation be? Therapist or psychologist. Something in that field.

10. What is your go-to karaoke song? “Hey Ma” by Cam'Ron.

11. Who was your sports idol growing up? Serena Williams is my sports idol.

12. What is your favorite thing to do on an off day? Be in nature. Hike, or go to the beach. I love to be outside.

13. If soccer had “walk-up” songs, what would yours be? Bruno Mars’ “That’s What I Like”

14. What is your go-to emoji? It’s called pop star, but it’s the new one of the girl with paint on her face. She embodies me as a person.

15. If there were to be a movie about your life, who would you want to play you? Angelina Jolie.

16. What if your coach had to describe you in one word? What would he say? Brave.

17. Do you have any hidden talents or hobbies outside soccer? No hidden talents, but I have a lot of hobbies. Acrylic painting. I got a whole set and I light candles at night and sit there and paint and look out on Lake Michigan.

18. Favorite cheat meal? French fries. Skinny, thick cut, garlic fries, TRUFFLE fries … I love French fries.

19. One place you’ve never been that you want to visit? Tokyo.

20. First concert you ever attended? Spice Girls

yo! i have finally finished getting my shit together lmao, so you can now watch

every moment of andrew rannells on hbo’s girls, without having to watch hbo’s girls

whether you don’t want to watch the show at all, or just want to rewatch his parts specifically, i have you covered with some handy compilation videos!!

i was gonna put them on youtube, then they were blocked, then i tried again and idek if they’re working anymore, but i gave up on youtube and headed over to google drive, so you can now find the first five seasons of andrew rannells compilations RIGHT HERE

YAY

Originally posted by girlshbo

some warnings for the videos:

  • blanket warning for course language and sexual references
  • sex scenes (season 2, around 7-9mins; season 5, around 12:10-12:50)
  • other nudity (season 4, briefly around 8:25; season 5, around 7:00-7:35)

let me know if anything goes wrong with the videos (but with the ~20-30 hours i’ve put into actually getting them online, they’d better work i swear…..)

anonymous asked:

What's some langst ya read recently? If you read that. I need some recommendations, I'm immensely bored.

ohhh you know lio he love the langst. okay, here we go:

when i dream it happens in blue

is a langst fic i just read recently. the writing is amazing and the author is so nice and awesome.

All the stars in the universe

short but nice langst. please disregard the major character death tag i don’t think anyone actually dies

He sleeps in the Sky of Ice

19 chapters and completed :)

The Paladin or the Wheel?

i can’t remember much about it, but i do remember it being pretty good

Trembling Lips

this one was pretty awesome ngl i loved it. 6 chapters and completed.

Necessary

also can’t remember much about this one but i remember being so… emotional after finishing it. trust me you wanna read this. 10 chapters complete.

These are my personal favorites :) also if you feel like sticking around, I have a langst fic im working on that you can find here. i’m 2 chapters in but there’s a lot more to go.

anonymous asked:

I don't mean to upset or disrespect you, I'm only telling you because I like you and am genuinely worried about you. You should do something about your weight, body positivity is really good and I'm happy you like yourself because you really are beautiful, but being overweight has lots of health risks. I know it's a delicate issue and I'm really sorry to bring it up

I appreciate the concern but I’m actually in perfect health. I work out 3 times a week, can deadlift 350lbs, walk around 7 - 10 miles a day, and eat healthy.

There’s a difference between being healthy and fat, and I’m in excellent physical heath /and/ I’m fat.

Actually, and I’ve just recently learned about this and think it’s interesting: adulthood weight has more to do with genetics than we ever thought it did. (Can’t find the article atm but it’s talked about in one of the Bill Nye Saves the World episodes) And considering most of my family are giants (6’+ and 250lbs+), it’s not necessarily an indicator of poor health that I’m a large woman.

Dating Calum Hood would include...

1. Grilled Cheeses in the middle of the night.
2.Singing and dancing together in the middle of the living room.
3. Rough Sex cause Daddy AF
4. Shitload of puppies cause Calum…
5. You tracing his tattoes when you are bored.

6. His hands on your waist when you are in public cause his is protective AF.
7. Stupid little gifts like candybars and flowers all the time
8. Skinny dipping.
9. Showering together to “save time” but actually always being late cause shower sex is so good.
10. Kidnapping you from work/college just to spend some quality time together.

11. Stupid fights that end with him pulling you into a hug.
12. Once in a while spending lazy days laying on the bed.
13. Him waiting for the right time to say “I love you” for the first time but actually blurting it out during a fight.
14. Smirking at you all the time.
15. You biting his botom lip when you kiss.

16. Him loving and worshipping your body as it is.
17. Loving your boobs so much that he always looks at them even when in public.
18. Skyping and texting every night before you go to bed  when he is on tour
19. Taking you out on formal dates when he gets back home.
20. Being in a long distance relationship for most of the time but none of you mind because you are both so in love.

21. Him being scared that he’ll lose you, but not admiting it to anyone.
22. Watching each other sleep, but him doing it almost all the time when he is home, because he thinks you are a work of art.
23. Cuddles all the time.
24. Supporting you through everything you decide, either on a professional level or a personal issue.
25. When you are sick or on your period, he runs you hot baths, makes sure you sleep peacefully, makes you food and takes care of you because “You are sick, you are my girlfriend, I have to take care of you cause I love you. Now shut up and drink your tea.”

26. Grocery shopping together for his or your apartment and him thinking that he wants to live with you.
27. Concert dates.
28. Beach walks.
29. Him squeezing your butt while you sleep and you pecking on his jawline while he sleeps.
30. Making plans for your shared future even if they are plans of places you’d like to go with him or talking about bigger stuff (like houses, kids etc…)

No, It’s Bucky: Part 11

Fic Type: Reader insert

Relationship/pairing: Bucky/ Female Reader

Word count:  2,665

Warnings: Bad writing (lol) A few curse words, more bad writing and more curse words

After a fight in the 12th grade, the reader and Bucky don’t speak for 6 years until the reader moves back to her home town for a work.

THINGS THAT ARE VERY GOOD WILL HAPPEN BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN BUCKY ISN’T A LITTLE SHIT. AU story

A/N: Here is Part 11. I think the next Chapter will be the last so guys, It’s nearly over!!!

All errors are mine.

| Part 10 |                   | Part 12 | - Coming soon     




Job interviews are actually the bane of your existence. How does answering a series of predictable questions show your work ethic and prove to the potential employer that you are the best person for the job?

And why the hell did you insist on being interviewed for this job, honestly!  Are you insane? Have you actually gone off the deep end?!

Your potential new boss Peggy looked at you with a smile on her face, it was a look that scared you and comforted you at the same time. With an exhale, you continued on with the interview. From what Peggy had explained about the position was that this class is the outcome of an influx of new students and no space in other classrooms. Basically you had a whole new class to teach if you accepted the position. And the pay was about double what you are making now.

Your heart was definitely torn. This was the kind of position that you have dreamed of, not many out of college students get the opportunity to have; let alone be offered a full time position this soon. And if you take the position, all you have to do make arrangements with the school you are at and then you can start Monday.

With a smile you shake hands with Peggy and make your leave. Your decision had been made. Now it was time to let everyone know.

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I can’t imagine what they were asked to look like because here we have Emma knowing she’s just the most beautiful girl in the world, we have Daniel trying to look really serious but slightly suspicious and then we have Rupert being his cute self like

this makes no sense

it looks like an old cheesy band album cover

Tracklist of “Not Slytherin, Please”: 

1. The Boy Who Lived

2. Diagon Alley

3. Welcome To Hogwarts

4. Not Slytherin, Please 

5. Fame Isn’t Everything (ft. The Bravest Man)

6. 10 Points For Gryffindor (ft. Albus The Great)

7. We Could All Have Been Killed, Or Worse, Expelled (The Cleverest Witch Of Her Age’s Solo)

7. The Restricted Section

8. I Should Not Have Said That (ft. The Gamekeeper)

9. What’s Under My Turban (ft. MC Quirrell)

10. Wicked

11. Troll In The Dungeon

12. Quidditch

Bonus Tracks:

13. Norbert

14.  The Forbidden Forest

15. Trapdoor

16.  Two Faces

The Deluxe Edition includes: 

17. Weasley Is Our King

18. Saint Potter (ft. The Slytherin Prince)

19. One Day My Evil Plans Might Actually Work (Cover of The Dark Lord’s Single)


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A happy story actually! I work at the drug mart for people who shop and yesterday was my first cash shift after being on vacation, so my brain wasn’t really all there. I scanned a lottery win which was a $6 win and two free lotto max tickets, each with a value of $5. The total win value was $16. I was supposed to enter a win of $16 and a sale of $10, to even out the free lotto max tickets so I would owe him $6, but I forgot to put the $10 sale and ended up giving him an extra $10. I realized after he left that I had messed up and I felt terrible, I knew I was going to get in trouble. A few minutes later the guy COMES BACK IN and tells me he’s pretty sure I have him $10 extra, hands me the $10 back, and gives me his name and phone number so I could call him after I worked it out in case we were wrong so he could pick up his $10. Not only did he come in afterwards and give back the extra $10 I gave him, he trusted me to not just take his $10!! I was so shocked and amazed. Some customers really help me see that my job isn’t all bad. To this guy, bless you. I know I told you I’d call you either way, but I couldn’t call until after we closed which was after 10:00pm and I didn’t want to risk waking you up or anything. Thank you so much for being a good hearted soul. We need so many more people like you. ♥️ ps: you were right, and I entered the $10 sale into my cash and it balanced out. So thank you so much!!

HEY GAMERS

do you want to know what program THE robosylveon uses to draw?!

do you want to know the BEHIND-THE-SCENES of this tumblr?!

do you want to know all the HARD work that goes behind EACH beautifully hand-crafted piece of ART that goes onto this blog?!

then you better check out………

THE ROBOSYLVEON STREAM HAPPENING LATER TODAY

YES YOU HEARD RIGHT FOLKS, TODAY


why no specific time between 6 and 7? CAUSE THAT WHAT MAKES IT INTENSE (this is like between 9 or 10 o’clock for you weird easterners and your unnatural eastern timezones, sorry its late)


here’s the picarto link >>> https://picarto.tv/robosylveon<<<

therell be a new post when i ACTUALLY start

anonymous asked:

post pics of yalls cats

jimmy “foot fetish “foxy”” fallon

  • actually a little shit
  • we used to hate him because he is rowdy and destroyed a puzzle we worked on for 4 hours 
  • foxy and lily have a special bond which is why we tolerate him now ((lily loves him, i tolerate him))
  • age in picture: ~8 months

strength: 8/10; dexterity: 2/10; constitution: 6/10; intelligence: 6/10; wisdom: 0/10; charisma: 1/10

ginger (we call him gender when we’re mad at him; “damn you gender”)

  • a boss
  • thrives for attention
  • he wont want to be around you unless he’s being pet the way he wants to be pet
  • breathes too fast it’s actually concerning 
  • is a fan favorite
  • age in picture: ~2.5 years

strength: 10/10; dexterity: 3/10; constitution: 8/10; intelligence: 5/10; wisdom: 8/10; charisma: 11/10;

pictured: gender and foxy being gay as hell (im ginger lily’s foxy obviously)

SALEM

  • my personal favorite
  • doesnt do anything except eat sleep n shit…. how me
  • has a lot of tummy flab just like her mama (me)
  • is intimidating as all hell
  • beautiful
  • lily once stated [about salem]: “within her is the soul of a witch who was killed in the salem witch trials”
  • age in picture: we genuinely dont know but u can tell when u look into her eyes that she’s lived multiple lifetimes

strength: 1/10; dexterity: -2/10; constitution: 8/10; intelligence: 9/10; wisdom: 15/10; charisma: 7/10

okay i know what you’re thinking: this isnt a cat hannah i know i know but i wanna talk about this boy real quick

jumper (aka turkey)

  • the weirdest fucking pet in the planet holy shit
  • SITS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO BE A HUMAN (evidence)
  • is constantly barking
  • likes cheese a lot???
  • HAS NO NECK (we call this condition “jumper neck”)
  • is dirty (hes sooo hard to wash)
  • also lily says theres an evident dent in his ass????? 
  • never really shows emotion unless he sees food or is scared
  • age in picture: ~8 years

strength: 5/10; dexterity: -10/10; constitution: 0/10; intelligence: 1/10; wisdom: 0/10; charisma: 7/10

last but certainly not least

dommo (aka domino bc lily thought that was his name back in august)

  • a good boy
  • lives under the house asjhdfas sometimes we can hear him under us wagging his tail against things
  • is a little rough and jumps on u but hes a big boy and cant help it
  • my big brother’s dog Technically
  • is a pitbull!!! he has no ears tho :///
  • age in picture: ~2 years

strength: 20/10; dexterity: 5/10; constitution: 10/10; intelligence: 6/10; wisdom: 8/10; charisma: 3/10

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03-12-16 ∴ I run.

So this is a bit of a long rant, but I really hated my old work place. I’ll put a TL;DR at the bottom. I used to work at a way of sub, and while most of my co-workers were awesome, the customers were…Less so. One customer would come in and want a six inch ham sandwich, with the end cut off of the bread, the inside scooped out, and the ham dried on contact paper. He then made us get out fresh lettuce even if the stuff that was already out was fresh. He hand picked his tomatoes and made us cut the stems off of his spinach leaves. He made J, the most calm and nice person working there “look like he would leap over the counter and stab him with a bread knife” according to the person working with him at the time. This wouldn’t be the worst story, except one time a friend of his came in and told us he knew he was being an ass, he just thought it was funny. Hahaha, I’m not laughing.
Then, this one Saturday lunch shift I was working with A, who was a but new, but very good at her job. It was busy, and since only two of us were working, I was trying to ring out as many people as I could before running back to make more sandwichs. So I saw a sandwich she slid down, and thought that it was salami +ham, not the BMT that it apparently was. I ring the guy out, then run to mop up the water some kid spilled on the floor. We have a line going out the door, and I’m trying to mop up the mess while not running into anyone and trying to get back to help A as quick as possible when this guys come back and starts berating me for charging him $1.50 extra. I ask what he means, and when he explains, I tell him I’m sorry, we are very busy and I didn’t realize. He demanded a refund and when I told him I couldn’t do that, he wanted to see a manager. There is no manager on duty, so he says “then I get a free drink” and starts to go grab a cup. I quickly tell him he can’t do that, and he keeps insisting on a refund. I finally tell him okay, just let me finish mopping. So I’m quickly finishing up and he’s muttering how he’s gonna be late (dude, it’s $1.50, if you are that late, don’t harass minimum wage underage workers and just go). I go back, and since I can’t give him a refund from the drawer, I grab money from my own wallet. I bring it out and everything, hoping he will realize what an ass he is being (I was still naive at the time) and leave. But nope! He took my $1.50, glared at me, then barged through the line to get out.
Finally, a fuck managers and co-workers story. (Yeah this place sucked.) This one time I had a tough Shift with L. She was always really condescending in front of customers, even though I had been there 6 months longer than​ she had and was a closer. One night, she hadn’t done any of her chores, so as I’m checking to make sure we’re stocked (which is the closer’s job) she screams at me to stop fucking around and help her. I try to stay calm, but she keeps screaming and cursing at me until I curse back (in hindsight, not my best idea). I do end up helping her, but we get out almost 25 minutes after our employers cut off our pay. The next morning, I get a text from S, who is sorta our manager? She was better than our actual manager, JL anyway. S told me a co-worker had reported me for cursing at them. I immediately knew who it was, and told S the whole story. Keep in mind, I had been working for 6 months, L a couple of weeks, and S over 10 years. S told me that L had been the same way towards her, and that she would take care of it. The next time I had a shift (7 hours long) with L, JL showed up and gave us a big talk on how we have to get along, otherwise our hours would get cut as she didn’t want to have to schedule us around each other. Needless to say, I was ready for a long shift. But then, an hour into our shift she says, “Fuck it, they can’t make me stay.” calls her sister (who also works there) and quits. I think most of us were relieved. It turns out I was the only one who would work with L at that point.
TL;DR: customers are asses who enjoy tormenting minimum wage workers and managers need to manage better so employees don’t quit in the middle of a shift (even if they are the employee from hell)

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Er…so this probably isn’t what you expected from a Big Hero 6 x Frozen crossover…sorry!! not sorry :P

And for those of you who just wanted to see Hiro in a dress, here! <3

(also, please tag this with Big Hero 6 spoilers since it really does kinda spoil ^ ^;  Thankees!)

Dresden Files Books Rated By The Opening Line
  • Storm Front: "I heard the mailman approach my office door, half an hour earlier than usual. He didn't sound right. His footsteps fell more heavily, jauntily, and he whistled. A new guy. He whistled his way to my office door, then fell silent for a moment. Then he laughed."
  • Easily one of the weakest in the series. 3/10.
  • Fool Moon: "I never used to keep close track of the phases of the moon. So I didn't know that it was one night shy of being full when a young woman sat down across from me in McAnally's pub and asked me to tell her all about something that could get her killed."
  • Nicely ominous. Thanks to this book, I also keep track of the phases of the moon. Helped me catch a local werewombat. You have no idea how hard it is to put one of them down. 8/10.
  • Grave Peril: "There are reasons I hate to drive fast. For one, the Blue Beetle, the mismatched Volkswagen bug that I putter around in, rattles and groans dangerously at anything above sixty miles an hour. For another, I don't get along so well with technology. Anything manufactured after about World War II seems to be susceptible to abrupt malfunction when I get close to it. As a rule, when I drive, I drive very carefully and sensibly. // Tonight was an exception to the rule."
  • Not bad, per se, but not all that good. It takes too long to get to its point, which makes it not as good of a hook. 6/10.
  • Summer Knight: "It rained toads the day the White Council came to town."
  • This one makes me giggle. 8/10. Good job.
  • Death Masks: "Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. // Wizards and television."
  • Very relatable. I, too, am no fan of toothpaste in my orange juice. I used to put toothpaste in my orange juice all the time and had no clue why my orange juice tasted so bad. I mean, who knew? 9/10.
  • Blood Rites: "The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault."
  • There is no need to explain perfection. 15/10.
  • Dead Beat: "On the whole, we're a murderous race. According to Genesis, it took as few as four people to make the planet too crowded to stand, and the first murder was a fratricide. Genesis says that in a fit of jealous rage, the very first child born to mortal parents, Cain, snapped and popped the first metaphorical cap in another human being. The attack was a bloody, brutal, violent, reprehensible killing. Cain's brother Abel probably never saw it coming. // As I opened the door to my apartment, I was filled with a sense of empathic sympathy and intuitive understanding. // For freaking Cain."
  • One of the all time greats of this series. Lovely illustration of how Dresden feels and catches people up on his relationship with his brother really quick. 10/10.
  • Proven Guilty: "Blood leaves no stain on a Warden's grey cloak. I didn't know that until the day I watched Morgan, second in command of the White Council's Wardens, lift his sword over the kneeling form of a young man guilty of the practice of black magic. The boy, sixteen years old at the most, screamed and ranted in Korean underneath his black hood, his mouth spilling hatred and rage, convinced by his youth and power of his own immortality. He never knew it when the blade came down."
  • Dark. Really sets the tone for the book. Also, I'm, like, totally jealous. Blood stains are the worst. 8/10.
  • White Night: "Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are."
  • I know, right? It's, like, I thought this guy who came into work would be just a normal customer and get his stuff and leave, but, instead, he rants about conspiracy theories and shit when I can't tell him to fuck off. 9/10. Good job.
  • Small Favor: "Winter came early that year; it should have been a tip-off."
  • Not bad, but kinda weak. I mean, did he even consider that maybe winter came early because Global Warming is actually a hoax? I mean, it isn't, but couldn't he at least consider the possibility? 6/10.
  • Turn Coat: "The summer sun was busy broiling the asphalt from Chicago 's streets, the agony in my head had kept me horizontal for half a day, and some idiot was pounding on my apartment door. // I answered it and Morgan, half his face covered in blood, gasped, 'The Wardens are coming. Hide me. Please.'"
  • It's just, like, whaaaaaat? Why's Morgan here? How'd he get all bloody? And, like, he even snuck in some nice foreshadowing with the headache. Really well done. 8/10.
  • Changes: "I answered the phone, and Susan Rodriguez said, 'They've taken our daughter.'"
  • Nice and shocking, making you want to read more, but the last book did a similar shocking opening better. 5/10.
  • Ghost Story: "Life is hard. // Dying's easy."
  • Totally relatable. I, like many others, wish for death because life is too hard. Thanks for making me feel better, Harry. 8/10.
  • Cold Days: "Mab, the Queen of Air and Darkness, monarch of the Winter Court of the Sidhe, has unique ideas regarding physical therapy."
  • One would imagine. I mean, did you hear her TED talk on it? Fascinating stuff. She's an innovator in the field. 7/10.
  • Skin Game: "There was a ticking time bomb inside my head and the one person I trusted to go in and get it out hadn't shown up or spoken to me for more than a year."
  • Don't you just hate it when you have a time bomb in your head? I know I do. But not all of us know bomb defusal experts. We're not all as lucky as you are, Dresden. I had to defuse my time bomb myself. Dick. 4/10.
Cliché AUs

These AUs may be cliché, but they’ve won a way into all of our hearts: 
1. There’s only one bed, and now we have to share it… 

2. I was abandoned on my date, and you, my best friend so happen to be around to comfort me. 

3. I asked you to be my fake s/o because I my ex was around. 

4. You were really drunk, and confessed your feelings for me, oh shit. 

5. We were in the middle of an argument, and you shouted “It’s because I love you!” 

6. You got your period and I want to help, but I know nothing about this. Actually fuck it, tell me what I need to do. 

7. I was crying over something stupid, and even though you practically hate me, you’ve decided to comfort me. 

8. We always jokingly flirt with each other, but none of us make a move until our friends decide to get involved. 

9. You put on a scary movie so I’d cuddle with you and shit it worked. 

10. We were playing truth or dare and of course someone dared me to kiss you.

anonymous asked:

" Uh no, there’s no way you look at someone who quite clearly hates everything about you and is doing everything in their power to ruin your career and say ‘oh, I kinda like this kid.’ That’s just plain stupid." - from Ch. 6 of UMFB we literally already knewwww!! This is exactly what's happening with obs and it was always there in front of us.

When I say I’m not a subtle writer at all I’m really not kidding! Especially in the early chapters when I didn’t know I’d be writing a Viktor POV I made his thoughts as obvious as I could to the reader, especially with things like the music and the social media. Especially the bit in chapter 6 where I was probably being the least subtle of all the fic!

{Kaylee Tsao} · 11 minutes ago

I think you’re right. In fact, I think Viktor may actually like having Katsuki around.

{Vanessa B} · 10 minutes ago

How??????? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

{catsuki} · 9 minutes ago

It’s not actually! I can kinda see where she’s coming from. I mean, Viktor’s the best in the world right? And he’s basically been on top for years and no-one’s ever really come along to challenge that. But suddenly with Katsuki here he has to work for the gold again. It’s probably made his life more interesting if nothing else!

Mafia Boss (G-Dragon Scenario) - Part 41

Two… Parts… Left… After this one. How has time gone by so quickly? I started working on this almost exactly a year ago. This is crazy haha. I hope you’ll like this part, people. Enjoy~

WARNING! Those who don’t handle violence and strong language well, be ware. This is not, I repeat not, a series suited for young and sensitive readers.

All characters in this series, aside from the members of BIGBANG, are fictional. Any resemblance to real life people, in name or otherwise, are purely coincidental.

Summary: Would things ever actually calm down?

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Colors [Part 1] (Suga x Reader fanfic)

Originally posted by hugtae

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Part 4

Title : Colors

Rating: Mature

Genre: Angst/fluff

word count: 1882

Part 1 : RED

I still remember precisely it was around 5:30 in the evening, I was getting ready for my date with Yungjae. Yungjae was my long time high school crush. After our graduation ceremony on Thursday he had come up to me and out of nowhere asked “if I wanted to go on a date with him this weekend?”  I couldn’t believe my ears and I had to look back to see if he was really talking to me. I said “yes” with so much excitement it almost sounded too desperate.  In truth, I wasn’t anything special. I wasn’t super pretty; I wasn’t very good at studies either and I had zero fashion sense. So why would a guy like Yungjae, who was smart, good looking and talented ask someone like me on date. It baffled me. Yungjae looked like he popped straight out of some k-drama and I, on the other hand, was just ‘average’.

It was Saturday; I decided to wear my faded skin tight jeans, a simple tee and a jacket on top of that for the date. I didn’t like wearing dresses when it was cold outside.  I put on a little makeup, wrapped the big scarf around my neck and headed outside. Yungjae had said he would pick me up from the bus stop near my house at 6:00. But I was so excited I reached the bus stop at 5:40. And I waited. And I waited some more. Looked at my watch it was “6:02”. Then it was ‘6:10’ just like that, it was already ‘6:30’.  Then there was that sudden realization that maybe he had ditched me. Maybe it was all just a prank and he never meant an actual date. As I was getting up, my phone rang. I looked at the caller id “Yungjae’’. I picked it up immediately.

“Hello-”

”Ah..y/n! So sorry for being so late. I got stuck with some work”

“No, it’s okay.Even I came here a little late” I lied. “You’re coming right?”

“umm.. I can’t come to the bus stop. Can you like, come to the alley next to the coffee shop? Just take a left from the coffee shop and in that alley my car is parked. A black Toyota.I’ll be waiting there for you.” Yungjae’s breathing was heavy. It sounded like he was running; maybe there was a lot of work. Though I didn’t knew what he did for work he was still nice enough to go on a date even after such a hectic day.

“Okay. I’ll be there in 20” with that he hung up the phone and I started walking towards the coffee shop. Coffee shop was only 15mins away from the bus stop. It was already 6:45 and the sun was going down. I walked a little faster and reached the coffee shop in 10mins, took a left turn for the alley. The alley was dimly lit; I looked around for a black Toyota and found one parked nearby. But Yungjae was nowhere to be seen. I leaned against the car, still waiting for him to show up. I looked at my watch again, and it was 7:15. I thought maybe I should call him once just to make sure. Just as I was getting my phone out of my purse and hand gently tapped on my shoulder. I turned around and saw boy standing in front of me. Not very tall, but still taller than me.  His hair was dark red and he was wearing a white shirt with tie and black formal pants. It was weird to see someone wearing something like that at this hour.  Even though I couldn’t see his whole face properly I could tell he was smiling ear to ear. And it kind of creeped me out.

Originally posted by spongecakechimchim

.“It’s dangerous for a young lady like you to be out here at this hour…” the man said with a creepy grin. His voice was sultry enough to send a shiver down my spine. That’s when I realized how close he was standing to me. I moved to the side a little.
“uhh.. I’m here with someone. He just had some errands. He will be back soon” I said with a little hesitation.
The man backed up a little. Now both his hands in his pocket. He was still grinning.

“Oh I didn’t realize. This must be his car then” he said as he pointed at the car I was leaning on.
“Yes” I said and the man laughed in a somewhat mocking tone.
“I’m just looking out for you. Like a good human being should, you know? World is such a dangerous place after all and sweet flowers like you…” I could feel him staring at me, as he leaned in closer. Staring at every inch of my body while he was towering over me. I was so creeped by now I didn’t even look up and I kept my eyes stuck to the ground. 

“Flowers like you, they get plucked so easily.” He whispered in my ear while  putting a strand of hair behind my ear. I wanted to run away. Scream or slap him but at that moment I froze. I couldn’t even move a muscle. My whole body was paralyzed.

“Anyways, take care of yourself sweet pea!” he said before turning around and walking away. I looked at him and saw he was gone. He just disappeared in the darkness. Making me wonder if he was even real or was I just seeing things?
By now I was so scared that I didn’t care about any date or any ‘Yungjae’. All I wanted to do right now was go home and comfortably curl up in my bed and forget about everything that just happened. As I was about to turn around and go home I heard a familiar voice call out my name.

“Y/N!” from a distance, under the street light I saw Yungjae waving at me. I took a sigh of relief, finally.

He jogged towards me. At that moment I swear I wanted to hug him so tight.

“Hey, sorry y/n for being so late. You know I had so much work to do. But I’ll make it up to you, I promise” he said as took one of my hands and stroked it with his thumb and gave me a big smile. It made me blush a little. I almost forgot about the whole ‘red hair guy’ incident.

“um y/n.. I have a surprise for you! Yungjae said as he intertwined his fingers with mine while we were walking down the street.
“Surprise? Yungjae where are you-“but before I could finish Yungjae was dragging me along with him to the nearby park.

We entered the small children’s park and Yungjae told me to stay there until he returned. And I was alone again. Something felt too off about this place. I didn’t know what it was but something just didn’t feel right. But I just brushed it off since Yungjae was here now. As I was waiting for him, I heard a faint ‘crunching’ sound. Like someone stepped on a dried leaf or something. I looked behind me and there was no one. I was sure I was losing my mind now. First, the ‘red head’ now I was hearing noises. What is wrong with me?

I heard it again. I realized someone was here.

“Yungjae is that you?” I asked. No reply.

And then I heard footsteps. Coming, closer and closer. Until I heard a familiar voice behind me. Only this time it wasn’t Yungjae.

“If it isn’t the brave little flower…”


This time I saw his face. I would be lying to myself if I said he wasn’t gorgeous. His glossy red hair parted in the middle fell perfectly on his forehead, His ‘v’ shaped face and the strong jaw line. He was muscular I could tell but it was his lips that caught my attention. The plump lips, curved up in a small smile. Something so sinister was lurking behind that beautiful face.

“You? What the fuck are you doing here! “I screamed at him. 

“woah woah.. Little flower, Calm down.  I told you I’m only looking out for you” he said coming a little closer. The creepy smirk still on his face.

“Why don’t you back the fuck up? I can take care of myself” I warned him. But in all honesty I was freaked out. I wanted to run but I knew, looking at the man’s physic, I wouldn’t get very far.

He completely ignored what I said and kept walking towards me.  “You’re sassy. But stupid too!” he said before yanking my wrist and pushing me hard against the tree that was behind me. Back of my head hit the tree so hard it brought tears to my eyes.
“oh no don’t cry little flower..” he said his hands still  holding my wrist tightly above my head. His beautiful face suddenly wasn’t so beautiful anymore instead it turned into something vicious. His teeth grinding together and nails digging into my wrists. I could feel his hot breath on my face.
“Let me go..” I pleaded now with Tears in my eyes. But he didn’t listen. Back of my head was throbbing, my arms were starting to ache and his nails digging into my wrist were starting to bleed. When suddenly…

JIMIN!” I heard Yungjae’s voice.

And the red head, who now, had a name, loosened his grip. When I saw Yungjae I pushed ‘Jimin’ with full force and ran towards him.  
I jumped to hug Yungjae and wrapped my arms around him and started crying on his chest but to my surprise Yungjae never hugged me back. Instead I heard him say
“Aaish!” and then he pushed me back. I stumbled to the ground. 

He started to dust off his jacket and gave me a disgusted look “What do you think you’re doing? You know how expensive this fucking jacket is!” I didn’t understand what he was saying.  Why would he act so cold towards me now?

“Yungjae! This psychopath just tried to rape me and you care more about your jacket!!” My anger started to rise up.

He stared right at me and with his one hand grabbed my collar and said “This jacket is way more expensive than your pathetic life!”  And that’s when I slapped him, hard. With all my strength.  All the anger I had for Jimin I used it up to slap Yungjae. Somewhere in the back I heard jimin say “Fuck!”

And before I could make out anything Yungjae’s hand were around my throat. He was tightening his grip by the second. I was on the ground and he was on top of me. I was gasping for air. I tried to scratch his face and push him off but after some time I started losing my strength and things started to go blur. I heard Yungjae say something like “YOU.FUCKING.BITCH” his face started to contort in anger, just like Jimin. Except Yungjae’s face was way uglier than jimin. And I heard jimin in the back sniggering.  And then everything went black.