actually i wasn't thinking at all

anonymous asked:

Your shinee pirate au gives me so much life ;;u;; and I have so many questions. Who cooks on the ship? Do they take turns keeping onew company (aka holding the onew leash) when he fishes?

that au was actually so much fun to write but also now my search history just sounds like i’m super confused about pirates LOL

i think for cooking they would all take turns bc they’re all fairly capable cooks! most of the time it’s minho holding onto the onew leash bc: 

  • once taemin jumped on the other side of the plank and they both fell in (ot4: “BANNED”) 
  • jong steers when onew’s fishing 
  • key does not have the patience to hold onto onew until he catches a fish and when he’s in charge of that he just ties his end to the plank and if onew falls off he just dangles off the board like sos 
  • Me: Listen, I can't make you NOT watch 13 Reasons Why, but I can tell you that it has 2 rape scenes and a graphic depiction of suicide, and almost all studies conducted on the subject have found that media reports containing graphic images and explanations of the specific suicide methodology have led to increased likelihood of imitative suicidal behaviors, especially in vulnerable populations such as young people and people with depression, and that most suicide prevention organizations actually advise against a lot of the storytelling techniques employed in this show, and if the the showrunners had been fully committed to suicide prevention they would have sacrificed some of the disturbing imagery and incorporated some of the experts' recommenda--
  • You, an intellectual: No YOU listen, sweetie. I HAD depression and I wasn't triggered at all, so why would anyone else be triggered by it? Also I think it's kind of fucked up that you're telling people not to watch such an important show because it has such a strong message, and you criticizing that message kind of makes you no better than the characters in the show. So maybe you should think about THAT.

anonymous asked:

was the video that CN just posted on their twitter made by you? it seems like it was, and if it wasn't I think it was inspired by you

Oh my GOSH haha yeah that was actually me!!! here is the link for anyone wondering! I was super excited to get to do a vid promoting the SU soundtrack, so I went all out!! here’s a frame from when I was in the middle of editing before i did color correction, haha

radnydoesthing  asked:

You know, I was worried for you hearing about how you were gonna do this video but I think you made it very fairly and not offensively! You had a lot of solid points and there wasn't much opinion put into it. If anyone complains they're really babies

Actually… there is some offensive and dark jokes in the video… but thanks goodness everyone watch it as a jokes and undestand the real point of the video; Respect how everyone is

I was SUPER scared to upload this video!!! OOH BOY SUPER SCARED!!!! why?? well darky jokes, I like dark jokes sooo I put jokes in all my videos… I am super happy with how everyone react it to it, I am soo happy about this video.

I really enjoy making Pelo Talks about society problems  + puting some darky/unfunny/example jokes, it’s kinda scary because the problems I had (specially here) thanks to my kind of jokes… but yeah! I am super happy of how yall react it

Thanks to yall for sharing your opinions, even if you don’t agree with the video

now let’s wait for another pelo talks war… or maybe one with the yin yang, idk

BTS CHAT: Yoongi, Namjoon and Jin prepare to confess to Y/N but they are shocked to run into each other in her backyard at night.
  • Namjoon crouches in the bush outside Y/N's window.
  • NAMJOON: (Deep breath) I can do this.
  • SUGA: Do what?
  • Suga pops out over Namjoon's shoulder.
  • Suga covers Namjoon's mouth.
  • SUGA: Will you shut up? Unless of course you want to alert the whole neighborhood that you're crouching in a girl's backyard at 12 am.
  • NAMJOON: What are you doing here?
  • SUGA: I saw you leave the house with your guitar, so I followed you.
  • NAMJOON: Well go back home.
  • SUGA: Not until you tell me what your plan is.
  • NAMJOON: What plan?
  • SUGA: Your plan to impress Y/N.
  • NAMJOON: I'll tell you after it works.
  • SUGA: (Shrugs) Fine, then I guess you I won't tell you mine.
  • ...
  • NAMJOON: Wait, what?
  • Suga opens up a bag and inside are chocolate, flowers and a mini speaker.
  • NAMJOON: What the hell man? Are you serious?
  • SUGA: Yup.
  • Suga walks out into the open and presses play on the song; First Love. Suga holds the speaker above his head and flowers in the other hand.
  • JIN: What the hell is going on here?!
  • Jin walks into the backyard with a picnic basket and a gigantic teddy bear.
  • Namjoon comes out of the bushes.
  • NAMJOON: Are you serious? Is following me just thing you guys do now?
  • SUGA: Well by the looks of it, it's that and liking the same girl.
  • JIN: You guys like Y/N?
  • NAMJOON: Yeah. Pretty much.
  • SUGA: No, I just like to take late night strolls into people's backyards. And sometimes, I like to buy myself roses.
  • JIN: AHHH!
  • NAMJOON: (Concerned) What is it?
  • JIN: Oh, just my back hurts from when you stabbed me!
  • SUGA: Was that supposed to be funny? Cuz it wasn't.
  • JIN: You'll know when I'm being funny Yoongi.
  • SUGA: Will I?
  • JIN: Both of you leave now!
  • NAMJOON: No way! I got here first!
  • SUGA: Actually, I got here first. Y/N brought me to her house before she even met you two.
  • JIN: Well I was born first.
  • SUGA: Speaking of that, I don't think Y/N would be into a 'mature' man.
  • JIN: Good thing I'm not mature then!
  • NAMJOON: I don't think that worked the way you wanted it to.
  • JIN: Shut up and leave. I didn't cook all this food for Y/N for you guys to ruin things.
  • SUGA: Fine. Leave the food here and I'll make sure Y/N and I don't let it go to waste.
  • JIN: Sometimes I really don't like you.
  • NAMJOON: I learnt how to play the guitar for her. Do you know how hard it is to strum with no pick?!
  • Namjoon, Jin and Suga look up at Y/N's window to see Jimin shirtless and poking his head out.
  • JIMIN: You guys are so loud. Y/N is trying to sleep.
  • SUGA: What the fuck?!

Okay, so I was talking in my other post how fucked up it is that straight people press their sexuality on queer people because they see them as “broken”, even to the point of intentionally hurting their own family members, and it reminded me of something that happened to me awhile back.

Firstly, it must be understood that my brother has been trying to hook me up with someone, specifically a guy, for years. One, because I’m a virgin (gasp!), Two, because I’m on the asexual spectrum and have never been interested in sex whatsoever, and Three, because I’m biromantic and he apparently can’t stand the thought of me pairing off with a woman instead of man, with whom I could have a million babies and be the perfect nuclear family and blah blah blah … (My brother is disturbingly obsessed with carrying on one’s genetics–especially if you’re smart and white–but that’s some shit for another day)

Alright, so, knowing all this, I once (stupidly, apparently) told him about this guy who was passively interested in me.

Now, this guy was already in a happy relationship with someone else. He’d just expressed attraction to me, no pressure to do anything. It wasn’t a come on or an invitation. Just stating that I was attractive, basically. I was telling my brother how I liked the guy, but he wasn’t the type of person I’d date, and my brother suddenly got mad at me.

Mind you, this guy wasn’t even TRYING to date me. Wasn’t asking. Said he was happy where he was. And I had told my brother that.

But my brother got all up in my face about “turning him down” because I “wasn’t giving him a chance!” My brother had literally never met or heard about this guy until now, and had no idea what kind of a person he was. But he was rooting for this stranger to hook up with me, even though I explicitly stated I wasn’t interested. This is the same brother, by the way, that has continually insinuated that he would casually threaten any new boyfriend I got by greeting them on the porch with a shotgun (in order to somehow “protect me” from being mistreated by them, presumably).

Basically, he had it in his head that his fellow males’ gratification was more important than his own sister’s decisions or wellbeing. He literally knew NOTHING about this guy, but the dude’s potential desires (not even explicit desires!) were a bigger deal than my freedom of choice. What more can I think, when my brother knew nothing more about the guy than that he was a guy? It seemed to me that, to my brother, the mere idea of maleness formed an inherently closer bond to him than that of kinship, sibling kinship nonetheless.

He all but says he’ll shoot any guy that brings me harm, but he’ll get angry at me on behalf of someone he’s never met, just because they *might* be attracted to me, even if I wasn’t attracted to them?

That’s fucked up in itself, and that’s not even considering that he knew the guy was already happy with another girl.

So, to my brother, not only was this random guy’s “efforts” (at getting close to me) more important than his own sister’s feelings or safety, and deserving of reward, my brother was perfectly happy to have some OTHER girl, the guy’s ACTUAL girlfriend, suffer in order for this guy to get with me. He was more worried about this guy potentially getting “friendzoned” than he was about his sister potentially ending up in a unfulfilling relationship (best case) or (worst case) being bodily harmed.

That’s about when I realized that my brother, despite what he may believe, was never on “my” team.

Now, I did realize all this as the conversation was happening–that he prioritized the imaginary longings of stranger over his own sister–and I told him as much, and how disturbing I found it. How, even if the guy WAS interested in dating me (and possibly cheating on his girlfriend??) it didn’t matter how much he was nice to me if I wasn’t interested in him, too. That me not being attracted to everything that came my way wasn’t some kind of personal failing or betrayal.

He did take a step back then, and seem to reevaluate his own logic, which was really refreshing to see. But he still, though sheepishly, maintained that I should “give the guy a chance”.

I told him something to the effect of “No thank you, I can make my own decisions like a big girl,” and walked off to have the spaghetti I’d been cooking.

This story is less about me getting my brother to check himself and more about me realizing how prevalent this kind of fucked up narrative is in society, where heterosexuality and sex are prioritized to the point of degrading other kinds of cultural ideals that are supposed to keep us safe. Where friendship is devalued in comparison to a romantic relationship. Where your own family might be perfectly happy to throw you (and possibly others) under a bus if it means you’ll live up to their idea of social norms. Where your opinion doesn’t matter when it comes to your own relationships because you couldn’t possibly know what’s best for yourself.

I am sick and tired of this rhetoric. It is ancient and harmful and it needs to go.

On that note, I’ll leave you with one of my favorite old “oh shit realization” memes, which is essentially what I tried to explain to my brother:

People lately has been telling me that Yuugi doesn’t top in puzzleshipping. 

I tell them how long it’s been and old that starts to sound like. 

They keep telling me Yuugi doesn’t top. 

And I’m just “?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”

undergod-au  asked:

Why are they all binary? This isn't hate, i just think its an interesting choice, first and foremost as someone who at the age of a kid like that, didn't really understand why there was a difference between boys and girls, wouldn't know the first thing about identifying as a gender. Although that can be said for my generation at that age as a whole, as that wasn't a thing back when i was a lad. I'm really just curious is all, hope this doesn't come off wrong.

There are actually a surprising number of children who know exactly what their gender identity is from a very young age. But yes you do bring up a fair point. Many children aren’t told about things like the gender spectrum at such a young age and as a result they remain confused about their own identity. Paolo was one such person. They were assigned male at birth, but nevertheless had a feeling that they didn’t have the same relationship with gender that other boys did. Right now they don’t even know what their specific gender is. Hence “I’m not sure if I’m a girl”. They say this because they might be a girl but they aren’t sure. They’re equally unsure if they’re a boy or not.

anonymous asked:

Did you know hercules is actually buried next to Hamilton irl? They were pretty close throughout their lives actually. he just wasn't involved in his political career and just made clothes in his lil shop while all hell was breaking loose outside.

i remember reading about their relationship and all im thinking about is like

Who else thinks Lefou already came in terms with his sexuality during his time in the Army because dayum all those men around him and he actually is an Experienced Homosexual™ because while Gaston snatched up all those widows women Lefou secretely hooked up with some comrades


Why yes, Amethyst’s Peridot impression (Perimpression) is coming along quite nicely, thanks for asking

anonymous asked:

god, i'll never ever stop thinking about all the late nights Hannibal and Will had during S2, they literally HAUNT me, like can you imagine? after all of their fancy dinners for 2 they sat down in Hannibal's study and sipped wine and talked for hours, and all that time Will had an actual hurricane happening inside of him because he LONGED so bloody hard for something MORE but he couldn't get it because 1) this wasn't supposed to be real, he was a lure, 2) he thought Hannibal didn't feel the same

oh god nonny

Late season 2 angst has always been my lifeblood, but adding in PINING WILL has literally slain me. Will WANTING and HOPING and ACHING. And clearly Will knew Hannibal felt SOMETHING, but how could that SOMETHING be other than twisted, co-dependent obsession? How could someone capable of doing the things that Hannibal does also be capable of falling IN LOVE?

And just to make things worse, what if Will didn’t actually think Hannibal incapable of falling in the big L-O-V-E, but desperately fought against the idea just as he fought against his own burgeoning darkness? Like he just couldn’t ALLOW himself to even go there. Because to go there would be tantamount to giving in, and telling himself it was just IMPOSSIBLE was somehow easier at the same time it was AGONIZING IN EVERY WAY.

I am suffering nonny. I am suffering.

You don’t know anything about your soulmate until you are fifteen and that’s when the first visions start. Sometimes you may hear what your soulmate does, other times you get a view into what they are seeing. The first thing Lance ever heard from his soulmate was heavy rock music blaring in his head while he was in the middle of class. Did his soulmate not go to school or something?

Over the years, he’d gotten used to the random things popping in his head. He’d learned that his soulmate had a friend who acted somewhat like a dad, his soulmate’s name was Keith, he didn’t think he had actual parents.

The first time it happened, Lance was sixteen. He hadn’t been expecting it and was hanging out with Hunk when suddenly he was watching a boy get shot. It wasn’t long, but he had enough time to see the guy with the gun turn towards him. Lance couldn’t sleep for days after that, until he heard the Keith’s friend asking him what he was doing that weekend and he realized his soulmate wasn’t going to die.

It didn’t stop after that though and Lance kept seeing the most horrific of things after that. He watched people die and he watched torture. He even watched what seemed to be a kid getting abused. It got to the point that Lance stared at a piece of paper that said “Are you okay?” for the whole night. The next day he made Hunk ask him the question over and over. There was no way his soulmate could have missed that message.

However, it seems the message passed by his soulmate completely. He didn’t see anything from him for a few days and when he did, he could hear him crying to his friend. “What if he’s hurt? What if he has cancer? What if I never hear from him again?” It made some sense, Lance had just watched a guy get stabbed from his roommate. It’s what made him finally try to contact him.

Once he was nineteen, it all finally came together. You never knew when you would meet your soulmate, you just always had to be watching out. However, Lance got lucky. He’d just entered Lux, a coffee shop near his school, with Hunk when his vision went a little hazy and he watched the same sign outside in front of his face. His head whipped towards the door, a distant sound of Hunk asking if he was okay.

He knew who his soulmate was the moment he laid eyes on him, of course he did. “What the fuck is wrong with you?” he demanded as he stormed up to the two guys who entered the restaurant.

“What?” That was definitely not his soulmate’s voice. That was definitely Keith’s friends voice. He turned slowly to the other male of the duo. His soulmate had a mullet. A mullet. What had Lance done to deserve this in his life?

“What the hell is wrong with you?” He whirls on the other.

“What is your problem? Shiro, is this a joke?”

“You’ve watched countless people die and you want to act like that’s normal!” It had gone silent in the coffee shop and Hunk had gotten up to try to quiet Lance.

“What are you talking about? I have not! And you’re the one who everyone keeps asking if they’re okay!”

“That was for you!”

After that day Lance learned that Keith Kogan just really enjoyed odd horror movies. Really liked them. Lance was just really happy his soulmate wasn’t in a gang or murdering people on the weekends.

This came about from watching Sense 8 and thinking about a soulmate au based off the idea of sharing your life that way. I don’t know, I just wanted soulmates who thought the other was dying until they actually met. 

  • Robbie: We've been dating for six months now. Don't you think that it's about time you finally show me what's underneath your hat?
  • Sportacus: *hesitates* Uh, ...I don't know...
  • Robbie: Please? I'm pretty sure I already know what's underneath it.
  • Sportacus: Well...okay... *slowly removes hat*
  • Robbie: *Jaw drops*
  • Sportacus: ...What?
  • Robbie: That- ...actually wasn't what I expected at all-
  • Sportacus: You didn't think that I was an elf?
  • Robbie: N-no, I just thought that maybe you had a bald spot that you were embarrassed about!

anonymous asked:

OMG Jungkook's reaction like lol??? IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT. Bcs. You'd think a totally platonic friend would be saying something else instead or not give a reaction at all but his reaction was so specific? I mean honestly, if anybody wasn't acquainted to the group/the ship and wasn't aware of their relationship and saw that exchange between Jungkook and Jin, I'm sure they would've thought there was some sort of inside joke there or something.

[To anybody who don’t know what we’re talking about, we’re discussing this moment.]

Exactly. If you didn’t have any English subs (or if they muted the video for all you fellow Koreans), you would think that Jin were actually teasing Jungkook. But nope.. Jin was talking about stripping Jimin… and only JK reacted that way so -

Anon: Uuuuuuuu that vlive thooo. Isn’t anybody ever gonna mention how Hobi automatically looked at JK for that “naked body” suggestion? He looked almost like he’s in on the teasing with Jin? And Taehyung kinda frozen up for a second there lol ((Just a feeling but I think Taehyung is one of the most conscious about their relationship? He seems to be alert whenever JK+JM do stuff together like that time in the hotel room with the “private talk” fiasco))

Anon: today in Vlive, when jin looked at jk and said about 1billion convention, i was exciting for jk’s reaction. but everyone else looked at jk except V. he stopped smiling and did not look at jk when jin said that. I’d like to know what you think of his reaction. He make me feel they’re in a love triangle

Anon: I can’t believe I missed that ji/kook moment when I watched the vlive??? But a little something I noticed is how fast Tae’s smile dropped when Jin was making that statement and he kept staring at Jimin and Jimin actually laughed after looking at Tae’s reaction?? Just look at his eyes, they were trained on Tae and Tae then looked at the other hyungs as if saying “Are you gonna let this happen??”

kekire said: after Jin talk about naked Jimin, Jungkook’s reaction makes me replay, what about V’s reaction? he stopped smiling when Jin talked about Jimin, all my ji/kook shippers notice that and be curious about his reaction.       

…If any of you think that I, an OG V/Min nerd (and an expert on all things MPT), did not notice Tae’s reaction then you are sorely mistaken. I also think he was checking Jimin’s expression but he recovered pretty quickly lmao Still, I maintain the opinion that Jimin laughed harder after Jungkook’s commentㅋ It’s all up to interpretation tho.

Regardless of all the big or small details people may glean from this moment, the only truth is this: Jungkook is hopeless and he does not know what it means to be subtle.

@konzendoji #literally how is this done#ardyn did the same shit and he fucked himself over bc of it?#so how is it different when the ORACLE is healing starscourge afflictions#i need answers square enix#I NEED ANSWERS ANYONE#HOW DOES THIS WORK#W H Y DOES IT WORK

The origin of Ardyn’s magic is unclear, whether he was born with it or gifted. Since a gift is never once mentioned on this but is in matters of the Oracle and the Crystal, I assume he was born with it. (But this is certainly debatable, especially since Ardyn was wiped out from history records. He could’ve been a prototype or something for the Oracle’s magic.) But his magic worked differently where he took the Starscourge into himself.

Meanwhile, the Oracle’s magic was gifted by Bahamut, along with his trident, and gives her the ability to purge Starscourge on a small scale. So rather than taking it into herself as with Ardyn, she eliminates it entirely.

((But I’m inclined to believe Ardyn was born with his magic cause the Oracle was gifted BEFORE the Crystal!))

As for how Ardyn is still alive like this… My personal theory based off the info we have, is that within the Crystal live the spirits of the passed Lucian royalty, and Ardyn isn’t able to join them because of how tainted his soul is. Noct has to kill him twice, first in body and then again within the Crystal before he revives again. It’s by killing him within the Crystal that his soul is fully destroyed as well, and he stops getting pushed back into Eos and rejected by the lifestream (lol)

And then with him gone at last, no longer able to keep tainting the planet, the Crystal releases all of the energy it has saved up in order to purge the world completely of the scourge, like a huge burst of Oracle magic.

…Anyways, there was no way Ardyn was ever supposed to be the King of Light like he claims, cause the Crystal didn’t have enough magic to purge Eos without deaths of Lucian royalty to power it. …Which has nothing to do with the original question, really, but honestly, Ardyn was just a glory hound who felt jilted he didn’t get to be a legend and I really had to get that off my chest and it’s at least related XD

anonymous asked:

I actually think that review wasn't too bad. It's not necessarily criticizing the music, just the whole façade. Would be so fascinating to fast forward 3 years and see who Harry has become. I think living the life he did since 16 has made it harder to figure himself out than even regular 21-22 year olds; I wonder if he will. Same for all of the 1D guys - so curious to see where Liam's current image goes, for example, and how much is what they think they should be v. what they actually are.

!!!!! You’ve hit on the topic of most of my convos this morning. Super excited to see what Album 2 will be, and we’ve only had Album 1 for….5 days?

  • Narumi: it's funny that you think you're going to be the one doing the cooking.
  • Mitsuba: it's funny that you think I care about ur opinion. I cook great.
  • Shinoa: that's funny because we literally almost burnt down a building when we tried cooking last time.
  • Mika: you know what's else is funny? the inevitability that someday we'll all be gone from this earth and that nothing up to this point and past it actually matters because it is all a series of events that will become forgotten when all life is eradicated from earth.
  • Yu: *holding back tears* that wasn't funny at all.

anonymous asked:

I cannot believe Jane of all people wrote Emma saying those things about Killian. Entirely ooc. And as soon as things got tough? As if offering to die to defeat the darkness wasn't tough?!

I disagree. I actually think Emma was very in-character.  It had only been like a day. Poor thing just had her greatest fear realized. She’s always been abandoned, ALWAYS, and now the person she loves most just left her. And it happened at a moment where she was already fragile and heartbroken after finding out about Hook killing her grandfather and finding out he didn’t trust her with the info and her putting a pause on their engagement.  Then when she heard he took off from a credible source (*shakes fist* LEROY!!!!) I don’t blame her for going to a dark place and not having the confidence to see through it right away. She was grief-stricken, strung out, and emotionally compromised. She is not thinking clearly. Her walls are snapping back up and she’s just trying to get through the day. 

Have you ever said something you didn’t mean fresh off of being hurt? In an attempt to protect yourself and stop the pain? If not you must be the only one in the world.

Give her a day or two and she would have started putting things together. Thankfully she got Killian’s message so we didn’t have to wait.. And notice how quickly she embraced it. Just hearing his voice changed everything. Brought down her walls. 

However, I do think Snow, Regina and Henry were pretty quick to give up on Hook. I mean they don’t have abandonment issues and are not the one who is heartbroken.  You’d think Snow, the queen of hope, might offer some… you know… hope!  A “Go after him, love is worth fighting for”  pep talk. Something. But, no, she just got drunk. 

And Regina, the savvy one, might be suspicious about the timing and the fact they live in Storybrooke and Emma is currently battling a psycho… but nope. Nothing occurred to her, instead she fell right into Gideon’s trap and helped him get what he needed. What a jackass.  

And Henry. HENRY. Good grief when Regina was heartbroken he marched to her house with a basket of wine and chocolate and forced her to let him in. With Emma… he’s just sitting on the couch, not doing a thing. Saying nothing.

However… while all of those things are aggravating and frustrating, they aren’t all that out of character.  Snow never pays that much attention to Emma’s needs and clearly was mired in her own issues this ep.  Regina is only savvy when it suits her and frankly she just got her heart broken, I think it’s in character for her to not try very hard to help someone else make up with their love. She probably likes the idea of Emma abandoned, misery loves company after all.  As far as Henry goes, he’s always coddled Regina, while taking Emma for granted.

So… all in all… in character.