actually i want both

liampayne: My close friends and family know there are very few times when I’m left speechless… wow!
I’m incredibly happy to welcome our new baby boy into the world, it’s a moment that I will never forget for the rest of my life and my favourite memory I have so far. I’m completely in awe of his incredible mother and how she has been the whole way through this, she’s really made my dreams come true. We haven’t named him yet but he’s already capturing hearts including mine. I feel very blessed.
Happy Mother’s Day everyone!

cherylofficial: On Wednesday 22nd March Liam and I became parents to an incredibly beautiful, healthy baby boy, weighing 7lb 9 and looking like a dream. Although he still doesn’t have a name he is already stealing hearts. We are all madly in love and overwhelmingly happy with our little arrival. Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers around the world. A day that now has a different meaning to me forever 💙

So, serious talk.

How is anyone supposed to both have a full time job and be a solo 1d fan?

Like… how?

How?

Everybody can calm down now

She might still write a sequel but this seems to make it pretty clear she has not done so. If she ever does, it will most likely be YEARS before we even hear about it let alone read it

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轟 焦Todoroki Shouto

Happy birthday, Kei!! // @blurobolobo

Advanced Robot Eggs and Beans

Because I also love eggs.

Eggs start out featureless, simple pearlescent white shells- but not for long. This “eggshell” is actually the newspark’s first “armor” in a sense, protecting the still mostly-goo protoform blob inside. After some time, these shells will begin to color in- this is generally indicative of the bot’s final coloration, as this is supplied by the same nanites that will eventually color adult armor. Eggs are largely simple but usually do have some seams, that grow more obvious with time.

Eventually, the growing protoform needs more space and can hold it’s own body together, having a “membrane” around it’s still-gooey body, but now with some very basic internal functions as opposed to just…goop.

Baby robots are effectively all energy-goo-monsters. They’re just amoebas.

After that, well…growth comes, and eventually the coloration nanites begin covering the new surface of their body as it grows stronger.

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Don’t tell me I’m the only one that thought of this when seeing the official colors of these guys

Simon: *peeks out from behind menu he’s not reading*

Baz: *glares*

Simon: *visibly blushing*

Baz: *narrows eyes*

Simon: “So, I was feeling… something… and I did… something…”

Baz: *places down menu in the restaurant they’re sitting at* *takes deep breath* “Simon… what did you d-”

~music starts playing… sexy violins… romantic stylz music~

Waiter #1: *brings giant bouquet of roses*

Waiter #2: *brings giant red velvet cake to the table, adorned with many a decorative, edible flower*

Waiter #3: *brings comically large valentines card over (even though it’s only half way through January)

Baz: *actual rabbit in the headlights*

Simon: *starts babbing* “So, that feeling I was feeling was love and I got carried away and gosh, I was just thinking about everything and things and then you! And then I asked these waiters to come over here and bring all this stuff and so *takes deep breath* Basilton Grimm-Pitch… will you be my valentine?

Baz: *deadpan glare*

Simon: *puppy-dog eyes, looking adorable*

Baz: *deadpan glare*

Waiters: *uncomfortable squirming*

Baz: “SIMON SNOW WE ARE MARRIED!”

Simon: “Still…”

Waiters: *still uncomfortable, now also confused puppies*

Baz: *resigned sigh* Yes, I will be your valentine

Simon: *fist pumps in the air* *whooping and holling with pure joy* *high five’s confused waiters*

Baz: *blushes* *hides behind his menu and secretly grins at his adorable amazing sunshine husband and thanks his lucky stars he’s married to the most wonderfully amazing goofball in the whole wide world*

@carryon-valentines

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me trying to romance Jaehee after doing Zen’s route.

Imagine though if Akko got the power to revive the final Word thanks to her friends but she used it together with Chariot. Like they each had a hand on the staff and said it together, allowing Chariot to finally fulfill her dream and revive the final Word and unlock the Grand Triskelion’s seal like she always wanted, to with Akko’s help.

Kirishima & Kaminari: Exorcist!AU

-“Did you get your teeth all sharp like that to look more demon-y?”
“NO.”

-The only reason Kirishima is a demon in this au is because of his teeth. (Ok, maybe not the ONLY reason, but…)

-Kaminari is in the same level that Izuku is in. However, he is much clumsier. It’s kinda hilarious, actually. There are times when he’s actually pretty formidable in a fight and he gets good grades on his exams. However, he is also the one most likely to trip over his own feet or accidentally hurt himself in a fight.

-A professor had an electrified whip made especially for Kaminari in his weapons class. It took him two minutes to electrocute himself. He rarely uses it now, because he needs more training, poor boy.

-Kirishima was the second demon Kaminari summoned in his Summonings class. The first one had been pretty low-level and more beast-like than human. Kaminari was shocked and excited when he found that he could summon a human-like, upper level demon….until he learned he had to exorcise it.

-Before he could start the exorcism in class, Kiri looked the little human over and asked, “you wanna make a deal?”
Entire class: “SAY NO.”
Kaminari: “Yeah, sure!”

-The deal: Kaminari will not exorcise Kirishima and will help him get around in the human world. In return, Kirishima will not kill him and sometimes helps on exorcisms of other demons.

-Deal=marks.Kaminari and Kirishima have similar demon markings like tattoos on themselves. Kiri’s is on his hip, hidden because demons don’t like to show that they’ve made contracts with lesser beings like humans. Kaminari’s is on his collarbone.

-Kiri rushes into battles like they’re intensely fun games to him and it makes Kaminari both amused and little terrified. The first time Kiri saw Kaminari fight, however, with those electric whips crackling all around him, he couldn’t help but feel impressed. They got along pretty well after that and even started looking out for each other.

-After a while, they hardly cared about the Marks anymore. Now they stay together because they actually care about each other.

-The most serious fight they’d been in almost killed Kaminari. Kiri was so afraid that he’d lost his little human, he begged for Kaminari to wake up. The minute his eyes opened, he mumbled a groggy, “Eijirou?” and that was when Kiri kissed him for the first time.

-During nightmares, Kaminari accidentally summons Kiri to him in his sleep. Kirishima doesn’t mind.

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/APPARENTLY/ we could be seeing spideys underarm webbing in the new movie!! Fancy suit upgrades! 

I’m still not over how surreal that moment is with Mishima. He takes you to an amusement park to scope out a game cheater only for this tiny child to say he’s already solved it. And THEN because you, Yuki Mishima, are not emasculated enough this literal 12-year-old swoops in, and is just like “I’m bored, hang out with me, not him” to the guy you were now planning on spending a day with? And he can agree? And just leave with the 12-year-old leaving you alone. In an amusement park. You got dumped for a baby. For which you, Yuki Mishima, have 0 context. Why does this sassy lost child know Joker? Where have they gone, leaving you alone in this amusement park. You do not know. He was on his was to steal yo thief.