actually i don't know what i signed up for

the signs as Parks and Rec quotes
  • Aries: Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
  • Taurus: Oh, my God. These dogs are so cute. I WANT TO THROW UP AND KILL MYSELF.
  • Gemini: I think that Comic Sans always screams 'fun'.
  • Cancer: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't.
  • Leo: I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well.
  • Virgo: Everything in my life is going wrong right now. Whose fault is this? I demand to know.
  • Libra: I'm not interested in caring about people.
  • Scorpio: Ugh. I hate talking to people about things. This is a nightmare.
  • Sagittarius: No, no. That's too much responsibility for me. I gotta— I gotta find a way out of this.
  • Capricorn: Yes. I am a hunter, and it's 'You' season.
  • Aquarius: My anxiety has kept me up for over fifty hours.
  • Pisces: I'm hungry and my legs are tired. It feels like I just exercised!

I know people talk about Aries moons like they’re explosive and angry children, but honestly I think they’re one of the most vulnerable moon signs. I think they are truly just sensitive and have trouble dealing with that sensitivity. I think what Aries moons need is someone to protect them a little. They will absolutely NEVER accept protection if you’re obvious about it and coddle them, but I think they do need a helping hand when it comes to dealing with the rawness of their emotions.

Zodiac Signs as Sonic-For-Real-Justice quotes
  • Aries: You wanna know how many smug Sonic pics i have? F*ck you, that's how many - Mod Sonic
  • Taures: They keep banning me and bringing me back - Mod Shadow
  • Gemini: Who made a Knowyourmeme page about us? Don't make us into a meme! - Mod Amy
  • Cancer: I'm very saddened - Mod Tails
  • Leo: Amy, I don't even watch mlp anymore - Mod Shadow
  • Virgo: I do what I want - Mod Sonic
  • Libra: Mod Sonic has a crush on Mod Sally, pass it on! - Mod Shadow
  • Scorpio: TAILS YOU F*CKIN LIAR I JUST WOKE UP!!!You just want the positive attention from everyone to make me look like an idiot! - Mod Amy
  • Sagittarius: ...i don't even know what tucute means! - Mod Tikal
  • Capricorn: I'm not even actually emo - Mod Shadow
  • Aquarius: Shut the f*ck up - Mod Shadow
  • Pisces: Why does everyone hate me? - Mod Amy

anonymous asked:

Hi! You always seem so nice so I was wondering if could ask you a silly question. I'm going to the show in Dallas (yay!) but idk if we're actually going to be able to meet up with the whole crew. But (Just in case we do) I wanted to ask: would it be weird if I brought something for them to sign? And if it's not weird, WHAT should I have them sign? I was thinking about a piece of merch but I don't really want them to sign a shirt y'know? (P.s. I love your blog and your hcs! You're super lovely!!)

i don’t know what the show is gonna be like (i couldn’t get tickets because they’re too far from me), but it wouldn’t hurt to bring something for them to sign in case you do have a meet up!

as for what to bring, i know some people create fanart to have them sign. or other merch, like the mark coffee mug, shirts, hats, lanyards, maybe even have them sign the ticket? i’ve never been to a meet up before, so i have no idea what to expect. sorry about that! 😅

Heathers: the Musical "Beautiful" Starter Pack.
  • "I believe I'm a good person."
  • "I think there's good in everyone."
  • "Here we are, first day of senior year!"
  • "What happened?"
  • "Freak!"
  • "Slut!"
  • "Burn-out!"
  • "Bug-eyes!"
  • "We were so tiny, happy and shiny . . . "
  • "Loser!"
  • "Shortbus!"
  • "Bull-dyke!"
  • "Stuck-up!"
  • "Hunchback!"
  • "Then we got bigger, that was the trigger."
  • "Welcome to my school."
  • "This ain't no high school."
  • "This is the Thunderdome."
  • "Hold your breath."
  • "Count the days."
  • "We're graduating soon."
  • "College will be paradise."
  • "I know life can be beautiful."
  • "I pray for a better way."
  • "If we changed back then, we can change again."
  • "We can be beautiful . . ."
  • "Hey, are you okay?"
  • "Get away, nerd!"
  • "Watch it!"
  • "Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze!"
  • "Agh! . . . Hey, _____. "
  • "We on for movie night?"
  • "Again? Don't you have it memorized by now?"
  • "I'm a sucker for a happy ending!"
  • "_______! Wide load!"
  • "Hey! Pick that up right now!"
  • "I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?"
  • "I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend."
  • "You're a high school has-been waiting to happen."
  • "You got a zit right there."
  • "Why do they hate me?"
  • "Why don't I fight back?"
  • "Why do I act like such a creep?"
  • "Why won't he date me?"
  • "Why did I hit him?"
  • "Why do I cry myself to sleep?"
  • "Somebody hug me!"
  • "Somebody fix me!"
  • "Send me a sign, God!"
  • "Give me some hope, here!"
  • "Her dad's loaded - he sells engagement rings."
  • "Her mom did pay for implants."
  • "______, The Almighty."
  • "She is a mythic bitch!"
  • "I'd give anything to be like that."
  • "Grow up, _________ Bulimia is so '87."
  • "Maybe you should see a doctor, ________."
  • "I crave a boon."
  • "Shut up, ________!"
  • "For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure."
  • "If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important."
  • "You could stand to lose a few pounds."
  • "Out of my way, geek!"
  • "I don't want trouble!"
  • "You're gonna die at 3PM!"
  • "Don't you dare touch me!"
  • "Get away, pervert!"
  • "What did I ever do to them?"
  • "Who could survive this?"
  • "I can't escape this!"
  • "I think I'm dying!"
  • "You hope, you dream, you pray, and you get your way!"
  • "Ask me how it feels lookin' like Hell on wheels!"
  • "It's a beautiful fricken' day!"
Goldfish cracker war
  • Pisces: *throws goldfish snack cracker at crush *hits scorpio
  • Scorpio: wtf throws one back *hits leo scorpio starts laughing
  • Leo: heyeyy you wont be smiling Once I shove my fist in your face!!!😠throws goldfish bag *all spills
  • Capricorn: calm down leo ... But if that cracker hits me I will kill you
  • Libra: it's just a small goldfish lol *throws it at cap
  • Teacher: who started this mess ?!!! I am not cleaning this up
  • Cancer: miss I saw scorpio do it
  • Gemini: you are all so childish gosh
  • Virgo: *stares at pisces I know you started this
  • Taurus: *looks up from reading book ...Wait what happened?! Who had the crackers?
  • Aries: miss I didn't do anything this time .
  • Sagittarius: y'all so dumb this is stupid
  • Teacher: well everyone has to help clean so pick up all these goldfish crackers I don't care if your late to your next class!!
  • *Aquarius was the teacher lol
The signs as stupid things Taehyung has said
  • Aries: " Turn up!"
  • Taurus: "Rice Cake dougie"
  • Gemini: "You know bbuing bbuing?"
  • Cancer: "Actually I don't speak english sorry"
  • Leo: "This is Handsome tough guy"
  • Virgo: *to kelp* "Hello, What's your name?"
  • Libra: "I just ate lunch but I can't swallow it because of you"
  • Scorpio: "I thought my life ended"
  • Sagittarius: "All troubles start with me and end with me"
  • Capricorn: " I'm in charge of being the secret toilet"
  • Aquarius: "Stop playing hard to get before I kick you in the butt"
  • Pisces: " Jiminie Pabo"
"Hey, hey! You, you! I don't like your girlfriend!"
  • Aries: ...God is testing me.
  • Taurus: Why? I see no flaws.
  • Gemini: Bye, I don't care.
  • Cancer: Well, I love her, so nothing you say can change that.
  • Leo: HA HAAHA HAAHA WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?? HAAA HOP OFF.
  • Virgo: *calmly sighs* You'll find someone who'll love you one day.
  • Libra: I mean...she's actually very sweet...so...whatever you say is just irrelevant to me.
  • Scorpio: You don't know what you're talking about. What, why? Did she do something?
  • Sagittarius: I know, right? She sucks.
  • Capricorn: What girlfriend?
  • Aquarius: I see that you're trying to split us up for like the fourth time, Avril, and it isn't working.
  • Pisces: Miss, you're making me and my girlfriend very uncomfortable. I will call the police.
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astrology color scheme meme
↳ anonymous requested meyer + taurus

send me a sign + a character/pairing/fandom!

anonymous asked:

I don't know if you've seen it, but anonabelle has this amazing illustration of Adrien holding a sign that says 'Will Model for Food'. I saw it and I thought of your Poor!Adrien AU :D I don't know if it will lead to anything but I thought you might like to check it out!

OMG. THANK YOU FOR THIS HEADS UP, ANON. THIS MAY ACTUALLY LEAD TO SOMETHING.

GUYS check out @anonabelle‘s adorable art!  This is the post that anon is talking about, and it’s an ask activity, too! If you need references on what to ask for, try Miraculous Reference Box’s post on bakery things, or my post on the Food on Adrien’s birthday.

What I hear each sign say on a daily basis
  • Aries: "Guess what?? I was in *starts bragging about something sports or some type of activity*"
  • Taurus: "I mean we're like compatible." ((Even though they aren't compatible aT ALL))
  • Gemini: "What the actual fuck *insert best friend's name here*?"
  • Cancer: "That actually hurt"
  • Leo: "I mean, come on, I'm straight as a pole."
  • Virgo: "No. No. NO. NO!!"
  • Libra: "I love you girl"
  • Scorpio: *Something really dark and depressing but makes it come off as a joke*
  • Sagittarius: "GUYS SHUT UP IM GOING TO TELL YOU A REALLY FUNNY STORY"((story isn't even funny at all and everyone is confused))
  • Capricorn: "I'm so honored"
  • Aquarius: "I don't know, I wasn't listening"
  • Pisces: "You cutie armadillo!"
cute things the signs have actually said to me
  • ARIES: I don't know how close you are to him, but from what you've told me, he seems like a scumbag and I wouldn't be friends with a scumbag.
  • TAURUS: I know I won't be able to come up to talk to him unless he talks to me first but what if I just lost someone really important to me without realizing it?
  • CANCER: Your happiness and love is such an importance to me and I can't help but to think, "What if someone else does the ideal thing for you and you end up leaving me?"
  • GEMINI: I don't know, I feel like I'm changing too quickly and I'm turning into someone I'm not. I know this sounds stupid but I've been hurt so much that now, I try to be that person who hurts others so that I can avoid getting hurt, does that even make sense?
  • LEO: Even if my they were upset at me, it didn't matter because I did what I did to make myself happy.
  • VIRGO: I can tell you were afraid to get hurt, but don't let your weaknesses become a problem. You have to allow yourself to open up.
  • LIBRA: I don't know whether I should leave or stay; everyone seems to care about me when it's too late.
  • SCORPIO: Time doesn't heal a damn thing if you spend every day reminiscing how good some thing used to be.
  • SAGITTARIUS: I know this sounds silly but I feel so betrayed. I don't want to see her as a threat, but I can't believe she would do some thing like that, you know?
  • CAPRICORN: I feel detached from everyone else but you because you're the only person who actually understands me. But yeah, let's promise that we'll always make time for each other even if one of us moves away.
  • AQUARIUS: Well, if you need any help at all, just ask me. Don't be so worried though, I believe you can do this.
  • PISCES: Hey you look cute today, you should wear dresses more often!
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Things I did not know I was signing up for when I started watching Markiplier a month ago:

  • Being cute with animals
  • His voice????what kind of velvety baritone
  • His face!!!!!
  • Adorable with kids?????oh god my weakness
  • A Heart of Gold

If you can direct me to the exit please do he’s going to make me spit out rainbows from how much I love him already, thank

Wow! Another Zodiac Thing!
  • Aries: Charasmatic asshole
  • Taurus: No offense but you're kinda boring. Nice for the most part though!!
  • Gemini: How the fuck are you so straightforward?? 'Cause dAMN
  • Cancer: You think you're nice. Fake ass bitch.
  • Leo: Honestly you don't care WHO is giving you attention and you don't give a shit about them, you just want the attention.
  • Virgo: You're actually pretty good with people! If only you would remember that even if someone is in a possition of power and behind a desk, they're still a person.
  • Libra: Why are you so fucking longwinded, get to the point ugh
  • Scorpio: If you're going to be brutelly honest, make sure to talk about the positive just as much as the negative. Otherwise, you're just a total bitch. But you're actually okay at that. Just...know it's okay to talk to someone about your problems.
  • Saggitarius: Shit, I probably spelt that wrong. I don't actually know anyone with this sign. I hear you're outgoing and shit. You're probably a weirdo.
  • Capricorn: Fragile. (also I'm pretty sure you're a robot?? a perverted robot at that.)
  • Aquarius: You're so weird and smart and really good at telling stories? Like, they're weird stories and I'm 99% sure they're all made up but whatever. Also you're so fucking empathetic what the hell?? I love you, Aquarius. But you also have a very strong presence which is kind of draining.
  • Pisces: Yeah, you're wise and all, but you're a viscious motherfucker. Learn to control your temper, goddamn.

anonymous asked:

I know it's not Sunday, but I can't get this out of my head: Chargers actually acting like matchmakers? I always see them written as angry kids who don't like new step-mother, but what if they actually helped?

Oh my, Nonny!  I’d hug you right now if I could because I had way too much fun with this one.  I hope you enjoy!

(And for the record I happily take prompts any day of the week as long as you understand it may take me a week or so to get to them.)


“No.”

“Awwww, come on Krem, you don’t even know what we’re going to say.”

Krem arched his brow at the trio before him.  Dalish was already looking up at him through her lashes, a sure sign she was up to something, Stitches had on that grin that meant whatever it is was going to be something that Krem didn’t like, and Grim, fuck, was he actually pouting?  “Fine, what the fuck do you want even though the answer is probably no.”

“We’ve been watching the Chief and the ‘Vint…”

“Ah, fuck no, you guys aren’t going to play matchmaker again are you? Remember that red-headed barmaid in Jaden…you know, in the bar we aren’t allowed back into because her husband didn’t appreciate you sending her flowers from the Chief?  Or, oh, wait, maybe we should talk about that brunette in Denerim, the one with the girlfriend that tagged along with them on their ‘date’?”

“Oh, we know.  We’ve decided we’re really bad at this,” Dalish agreed with a broad grin.  “That’s why we think you should do it.”

Krem spewed ale in a mist as fine as any fountain found in Orlais, bemoaning the lost beer even as he hissed, “Why me?”

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

I'm really interested to see how signs plays out. Will the trio be working together or are they like rivals/opponents? What's everyone's personality like (bc I don't think Tobias will actually really cheesy and cutesy) and how do they develop? If there are gays then awesome!! But my main focus is getting to know the characters and watch the plot unfold

Hey thanks! All I can say now is that Tobias can be freaking scary sometimes, Victor=straight up gay, Tobias=pansexual, and Bonnie= asexual!

Social Anxiety

Requested: no

A/n: Hi directioners, I guess if we still classify ourselves as that.. This is an imagine for them Niall girls ;) (like moi) hope you enjoy! Send in some requests!


Pairing: Niall, Y/N

“I don’t give a fuck, I’m sick of it, that’s why I dont go out, Ni…. No… NO NOT BECAUSE IM JEALOUS, NIALL, YOU CAN’T PULL THAT SHIT ON ME AGAIN!……. Just go by yourself, the other lads are there why do I need to be?…., fine okay, bye” I slammed my phone down on the nighstand beside the bed, niall has been at me all week to come to a red carpet event, it was a huge deal for them and their new album Four, as much as I wanted to go support not only the band itself but my boyfriend, I couldn’t.

I sighed, and got myself out of bed. Niall doesn’t know much about how my social anxiety works, he thinks I just think it up and have an excuse to stay home all day. All the other lads try to tell him,and get him to understand, but he just doesn’t listen. I made my way down stairs, and sat on the couch in the living room. I grabbed the remote and turned the TV on to see what was happening at the event.

“I think its our best one yet,” harry spoke

“Its a big success, and the steal my girl music video is out soon, would you like to tell us a bit about it?” the women asked.

“Uh yeah, I mean I hope the fans enjoy it. Theres been a lot of work put into it and we love it so we hope they love it too.” Zayn said.

After that I kind of zoned out, mostly just focusing on how quiet niall was and how sad he looked. He looked like he had been crying his eyes out, they were puffy and red and even though he had make up on you could see it. The interviewer had left, leaving the band to talk. Harry was patting Niall’s back and whispering something, the way his lips moved I could tell he told him

‘It’ll be okay don’t worry’

That’s when I got to my feet, looking out the window I was relieved to see no fan in sight outside. I ran up the stairs and got changed. Knowing me, I’ll probably have some sort of anxiety attack while doing this, but I have to face myself and go.


“Its Y/N!”

“Y/N can we get a picture!?”

“Look who finally showed up! She actually comes out of the house”

“Yeah what a lazy bitch, she never interacts with fans Niall deserves so much more”

“Y/N sign my book, please!!!”


All the comments roared through my ears as I walked by the fence. Some disgusting ones I heard, but ignored, and kept walking. The security guard guided me to where everyone was, but during the walk it was an open area and a bunch of fans surrounded me. Shouting, holding out their phones and notebooks in my face. I felt my heart race. Butterfly’s starting to form in my stomach, feeling like horses as the time went on. They started grabbing at my hair and clothes, almost tearing them off. I was trying my best not to cry or burst out cuss words towards them.

Then a bunch of flashing cameras began blinding me. I felt a grip on my wrist, pulling me out of the crowd of fans. After the person kept pulling me farther from the crowd, I finally look up seeing Louis.

“Louis! Thank you so much… I don’t think I would of survived another minute” I told him

“Its alright, Niall’s been crying ever since he last called you. He finally just realized what your fear ment and he felt so horrible. We tried our best to keep him here and looking happy but its hard” he said, letting go of his grip on my wrist.

He lead me to the back room where the other lads were. I saw Niall sitting on the couch with his face burried in his hands. Liam was sat beside him, and once he realized I was there he stood up.

“Let’s leave them alone, I think they would appreciate it” Liam said, gesturing the others to leave with him. They all got up and left the room, leaving me and a sobbing Niall. I sat down on the couch beside him and rubbed his back.

“Ni, you don’t have to be upset I’m fine.” I said. He continued to let out small sobs. He shook his head, and moved them out of his hands.

“Its my fault I didn’t need to yell at you for it all, I never meant it y/n. I just got so caught up with everything”

“Hey, its fine okay? I get it. Its not your fault”

“It is, I always make you go places without realizing the fear and hurt you feel from it all. I’m sorry I’m so fucking sorry” he choked out, letting a couple more fresh tears fall down his face. I sighed and cupped his cheeks, wiping away tears with my thumbs. I looked into his blue eyes and spoke

“Listen, Its fine, I’m not mad of upset with you for it. I understand when you go out you wanna be able to have me around and at times I don’t mind, there’s just certain places I don’t like going because of what happens in my mind. I try my best, and I made it here, all by myself. I’m getting use to it, I really am.” I said, I saw a small smile form on his lips, making me smile as well.

“I love you, you know that right?” He said. I nodded and pecked his lips.

“Awwe” I turned around to see Harry standing in the doorway, doing his little childish cupcake pose with his hands under his chin.

“Harry! I said to leave them alone!” Liam said from behind him, he smacked the back of Harry’s head. Harry let out a long “ow” while he rubbed the back of his head that liam smacked.

“You’re such a loser, harry! Go make yourself useful find a girlfriend instead of eyeing mine” niall said, intertwining our hands. Harry rolled his eyes, and flipped his hair before walking away, leaving me and niall to laugh about it.

“By the way, I love you too” I said booping his nose.


~ Nemo x