actually i don't know what i signed up for

the signs as Parks and Rec quotes
  • Aries: Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
  • Taurus: Oh, my God. These dogs are so cute. I WANT TO THROW UP AND KILL MYSELF.
  • Gemini: I think that Comic Sans always screams 'fun'.
  • Cancer: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't.
  • Leo: I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well.
  • Virgo: Everything in my life is going wrong right now. Whose fault is this? I demand to know.
  • Libra: I'm not interested in caring about people.
  • Scorpio: Ugh. I hate talking to people about things. This is a nightmare.
  • Sagittarius: No, no. That's too much responsibility for me. I gotta— I gotta find a way out of this.
  • Capricorn: Yes. I am a hunter, and it's 'You' season.
  • Aquarius: My anxiety has kept me up for over fifty hours.
  • Pisces: I'm hungry and my legs are tired. It feels like I just exercised!
Zodiac Signs as Sonic-For-Real-Justice quotes
  • Aries: You wanna know how many smug Sonic pics i have? F*ck you, that's how many - Mod Sonic
  • Taures: They keep banning me and bringing me back - Mod Shadow
  • Gemini: Who made a Knowyourmeme page about us? Don't make us into a meme! - Mod Amy
  • Cancer: I'm very saddened - Mod Tails
  • Leo: Amy, I don't even watch mlp anymore - Mod Shadow
  • Virgo: I do what I want - Mod Sonic
  • Libra: Mod Sonic has a crush on Mod Sally, pass it on! - Mod Shadow
  • Scorpio: TAILS YOU F*CKIN LIAR I JUST WOKE UP!!!You just want the positive attention from everyone to make me look like an idiot! - Mod Amy
  • Sagittarius: ...i don't even know what tucute means! - Mod Tikal
  • Capricorn: I'm not even actually emo - Mod Shadow
  • Aquarius: Shut the f*ck up - Mod Shadow
  • Pisces: Why does everyone hate me? - Mod Amy

i remember when i was in maybe 3rd or 4th grade and we literally didn’t have food for days at a time and all my teachers congratulated my mom on me losing so much weight so fast when i was literally starving no one celebrates weight gain (unless they know you were trying to gain weight) bc it’s seen as unhealthy but losing weight can be just as unhealthy teachers literally wouldn’t let me take food home when my fridge was empty and i was eating cough drops to survive bc they didn’t believe me when i said i have no food in the house bc i was heavier than the other kids so my Point is a; weight loss shouldn’t be automatically celebrated when it’s actually a p common sign of deteriorating health + starvation, eating disorders, etc and b; just to point out how terribly and unfairly fat people are treated even as kids by adults my teachers literally let me starve bc they didn’t believe me bc i was heavier and they ended up giving any extra food to skinny kids who had full fridges at home

anonymous asked:

Is there any way to sign up to read Unlucky Mansion in Korean (raws, essentially) without having to pay? Is it actual money or points that we have to collect in order to browse through new chapters? (I definitely don't mind waiting for English translations, I just like to look ahead sometimes to see what's coming, especially for Unlucky Mansion, can't get enough of it.)

(UPDATED 10/16/17: I don’t know if it’s temporary, but Comico seems to let you make an account without having to go through that email confirmation thing! You simply get the 4th image that I have down below before you get the Terms and Conditions box, which is the 10th image down below, and then the account seems to be made! Seize the opportunity while you can LOL)

(UPDATED 7/19/17: Comico changed its registration process so this should help those who have been stuck and confused on the old walkthrough! ^^;;)

You need to have an account in order to use the free reading passes, like I am. For Unlucky Mansion, they give users a free reading ticket every 2 days. That Summer provides a free ticket every 3 days.

Go to their home page and you’ll see a screen like this.

The thing I circled in the upper right corner is what you need to click. It’s the Login button. 

Once you do, you’ll get a little pop-up window like this.

First time users trying to make an account need to click where I directed the arrows to! If you have an account, simply log in like usual.

Below is the window that’ll show up afterwards.

This is a simple captcha that Comico is now enforcing, just input it like usual and click Confirm. That will lead you to this pop-up. (NOTE: The last two checkboxes are optional, those two are in regards to third-party information (so they can like show you ads suited for you) and to share your location. You don’t need to select these if you don’t want to.)

Once you filled in your information, click on the red box at the bottom to move forward with registration. 

(NOTE: I’ve been getting people say that once they click the red box, it just takes them back to the log in screen. If it does that, simply log in using the email/password you just registered with and log in. Remember, you’ll have to log in twice (the second time it’s going to ask you to re-login with a captcha). Once you click Log In, it should take you to the email confirmation window below.)

It should look like this.

This is the usual confirming the email bit, so just click the red box to receive the email. Then you get this. (NOTE: DO NOT close this pop-up, just minimize it and go check your email. I think this pop-up will reset itself on its own once you confirm your email.)

So once you go check your email, you should receive something from PAYCO. Here’s what the email should look like.

Once you click that, it’ll lead you to a mostly blank screen that looks like this.

So now your email is confirmed. Go check that pop-up window and it should now look like this.

Agree to their Terms and Conditions and this is the next pop-up. Again, those last two checkboxes are optional.

Check what you want and then click Agree. You’ll be redirected to the home screen asking you to log in for real this time.

Click on the button I circled in green to go log in. You’ll get this pop-up.

Make sure that’s the right email, and click Confirm. That’ll lead you to one last pop-up.

Making your nickname should be the final step for registration ^^. Once you register the nickname, you’ll go back to the homepage and this usually pops up every time you log in.

NOTE: As of now, Comico seems to make you log in twice to make sure you’re a safe user. When you first try to login, it’ll say “Login failed” and this time give you a captcha as well. You just need to put in your log in information once and more and fill out the captcha correctly, and you should be able to log in with no problem! ^^

I usually ignore this and click Later since usually when there are extra free reading tickets being offered for an event, it’ll pop up and let you know anyways when you click on a certain story and it is part of the event giveaway (more on this below).

Now you can log in! Now at this point, some people get stuck since the site only lets you search for titles in Korean. This is the easy way to bypass that. Here’s the link to the Unlucky Mansion page. (And here’s the link for That Summer). See that star in the upper right corner?

For you all, it’ll look like a gray star, but I already bookmarked it so it’s gold. All you have to do is click on it and that automatically adds it to your library. This way, all you have to do is click on “My Library” on the homepage after you log in and all your bookmarked comics will be there for easy access! I circled the My Library tab below.

So now you can access the raw releases for Unlucky Mansion! Now the problem is how to unlock the locked chapters. Right now, the chapters are free to read for everyone up until chapter 15. Chapter 16 and onwards requires payment or a free reading ticket. 

You can see how many free tickets you have at the top of the comic page. 

Unfortunately, these reading passes don’t stack (exception being when you get more during gift giveaways), and they also expire after a certain time once you unlock a chapter. Once you do use the pass, that red bar will start ticking down for the length of 2 days until you get another free ticket.

Okay, so if you have a free ticket, here’s how to use it. Let’s say I wanna read chapter 29! If you click on it, that chapter gets checkmarked and a small tab thing will open at the bottom of the screen, like this. 

Once you click that red button, it’ll unlock the chapter! That bottom tab thing will disappear and the page will probably refresh. But now, that chapter should be unlocked for free reading! It’ll also show the time limit you have until that chapter locks again (from what I know, it’s until the timer ticks down for you to get another ticket).

“But Mystic, how do these event giveaways work?”

GOOD QUESTION. To be honest, this is just luck on my part depending on when I’m online since I never know when they’ll be giving extra tickets for That Summer or Unlucky Mansion. BUT I WAS LUCKY and saw that today, they’re doing a gift event for That Summer! Here’s what it looks like when you go on the That Summer page.

Since I already used my one ticket yesterday in order to translate today’s chapter, you can see the timer ticking down on the right. But LO AND BEHOLD, there’s a gift option where the arrows are pointing! Usually, that red box will not be there until a giveaway is happening so keep an eye out! If you click on the box, you’ll get this window.

God bless America, free tickets. Confirm and claim your prize.

And now I have 3 more free reading tickets! Remember, these gift tickets have an expiration date and will disappear if you don’t use them soon. I’m not sure how long the tickets last, but best to just use them (if needed) as soon as possible ^^ If I don’t use these and the timer tickets down, I think that I’ll have 4 tickets total. But after that, I don’t think the timer will resume until you use at least one? Or maybe it’s all of them T___T Just keep in mind that these tickets don’t stack. You gotta use them to start the countdown for another one.

I hope this helped! If you have another question, just shoot me another message and I’ll do what I can to walk you through it!

Imagine singing and playing instruments with Daniel. (Sorry this took so long!!)

Requested by: @haylester12

——————

You strummed quietly on the guitar, just looking out over the trees. You were spending a bit of time at the Why Don’t We house with your boyfriend, Daniel, and your best friends.

You looked back towards the house as you heard footsteps grow closer. Daniel smiled at you as he sat down on the chair across from you. “What song are we playing?” He asked, bringing out a small giggle from you.

“Actually, I was playing Something Different,” you confessed, beginning to play once more. You smiled ever wider as he started to play, both of you signing along until the song was over.

“We’re amazing,” he commented, holding his hand up for a high five. (I know. I’m the worst at endings)

anonymous asked:

Something I didn't think of before I started learning ASL was that my arms would get tired from all the signing. Also pizza is a weirdly hard word for me to sign

a really fast-paced conversation counts as CARDIO. and now i gotta look up what you do to say “pizza” in asl

anonymous asked:

Hi! You always seem so nice so I was wondering if could ask you a silly question. I'm going to the show in Dallas (yay!) but idk if we're actually going to be able to meet up with the whole crew. But (Just in case we do) I wanted to ask: would it be weird if I brought something for them to sign? And if it's not weird, WHAT should I have them sign? I was thinking about a piece of merch but I don't really want them to sign a shirt y'know? (P.s. I love your blog and your hcs! You're super lovely!!)

i don’t know what the show is gonna be like (i couldn’t get tickets because they’re too far from me), but it wouldn’t hurt to bring something for them to sign in case you do have a meet up!

as for what to bring, i know some people create fanart to have them sign. or other merch, like the mark coffee mug, shirts, hats, lanyards, maybe even have them sign the ticket? i’ve never been to a meet up before, so i have no idea what to expect. sorry about that! 😅

GET TO KNOW YOU TAG

Tagged by: @jagiyamark​​, thanks nicole!

Rules: Tag 10 Tumblrs you want to get to know better. 

  • Name: Leanna
  • Gender: female
  • Star Sign: aquarius
  • Height: 5′3.5″ (yes, the half-inch matters to me lol)
  • Middle Name: starts with an L
  • Put your iTunes on shuffle. What are the first 6 songs that popped up?
    • Phone Down – Lost Kings ft. Emily Warren
    • I Miss You – Grey ft. Bahari
    • Unrequited – TOTEM
    • Oasis – Jasmine Thompson
    • Code Kunst – X ft. Lee Hi
    • Lana Del Dre – Tep No
  • Grab the book nearest to you and turn to page 23. What’s line 17?
    • “You get double gold stars when you maintain self-love in the most challenging areas and around the most challenging people.” - Big Fat Lies Women Tell Themselves: Ditch Your Inner Critic and Wake Up Your Inner Superstar by Amy Ahlers
  • Ever had a poem or song written about you? not that i’m aware of?
  • When was the last time you played air guitar? can’t recall
  • Who is your celebrity crush? im jaebeom
  • What’s a sound you hate? Love? i hate when people chew really loudly. it drives me nuts and makes me want to gouge my eyes out. i love the sound of waves hitting the rocks.
  • Do you believe in ghosts? How about Aliens? YES and no.
  • Do you drive? If so have you ever crashed? yes, for about 10 years now. and no, i have not :x
  • What was the last book you read? is it bad that i don’t remember? i  think it was Flipped.
  • Do you like the smell of gasoline? weirdly, yes….
  • What was the last movie you saw? a dog’s purpose! made me bawl my eyes out ><
  • What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? haven’t had any injuries really.. *knocks on wood*
  • Do you have any obsessions right now? making moodboards? lol
  • Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? no one’s really done me wrong though?? 
  • In a relationship? listen. i barely have time to eat, let alone sleep. i’m married to my program so i have no time to be in a relationship rn lol.

Tagging: @gsvnrewind​​ @darlingjbum​​ @youngjaesloudlaugh​​ @jajajaebum​​ @peachjy​​ @baobeijackson @jj-nyoung​​ @blushtones@yu-gyeomiebabo@houseofhormone

I’m sure y’all have seen this image macro going around, but I bet you DIDN’T know that the excellent Steven Brust – go read his Vlad Taltos books, or Freedom and Necessity – has actually written LYRICS to go with it!  

And here they are, reproduced with his permission (h/t to the equally excellent Ellen Kushner – go read Swordspoint, right now – through whom I found them).

When I outline well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the one who builds a plot for you.
When I edit, yeah I know I’m gonna be
The one excising all the adverbs just for you.
If I research, well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the one who’s learning about you.
And if I get stuck, hey I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the writer getting stuck on you.

And I would write five hundred words
And I would write five hundred more
To be the one who gives you all the
Feels you’ve never felt before

When I write heroes, yes I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the one who bases them on you.
And when I worldbuild, I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the one who builds a world for you.
When I contract for the book I wrote
I’m gonna sign the whole advance over to you.
When I publish, yeah I know it’s gonna have
It’s gonna have a dedication just for you.

Awww!  I want someone to build a world for me!

Fun fact, which I learned from an actual Scottish person recently: “haver” does not in fact mean “to throw up on someone’s shoes because you have gotten drunk next to them,” no, it means to babble foolishly. As you do when you’re drunk. 

– Petra

Goldfish cracker war
  • Pisces: *throws goldfish snack cracker at crush *hits scorpio
  • Scorpio: wtf throws one back *hits leo scorpio starts laughing
  • Leo: heyeyy you wont be smiling Once I shove my fist in your face!!!😠throws goldfish bag *all spills
  • Capricorn: calm down leo ... But if that cracker hits me I will kill you
  • Libra: it's just a small goldfish lol *throws it at cap
  • Teacher: who started this mess ?!!! I am not cleaning this up
  • Cancer: miss I saw scorpio do it
  • Gemini: you are all so childish gosh
  • Virgo: *stares at pisces I know you started this
  • Taurus: *looks up from reading book ...Wait what happened?! Who had the crackers?
  • Aries: miss I didn't do anything this time .
  • Sagittarius: y'all so dumb this is stupid
  • Teacher: well everyone has to help clean so pick up all these goldfish crackers I don't care if your late to your next class!!
  • *Aquarius was the teacher lol

anonymous asked:

Hey fam would you be doing Romione Secret Santa this year? :D (it's fine if you're not, i'm just getting excited for christmas and it was huge fun last year)

Question to all of my followers: is anybody interested in another @romionesecretsanta? The only reason I ask is that last year a lot of people signed up and then didn’t actually follow through with making gifts, so I spent most of the time over Christmas frantically writing fic for those who didn’t have anything (and I’d really love to avoid a repeat scenario)- but if people want to and are willing then I’m definitely up for running it again! There’s just no point if people aren’t interested/don’t commit

Heathers: the Musical "Beautiful" Starter Pack.
  • "I believe I'm a good person."
  • "I think there's good in everyone."
  • "Here we are, first day of senior year!"
  • "What happened?"
  • "Freak!"
  • "Slut!"
  • "Burn-out!"
  • "Bug-eyes!"
  • "We were so tiny, happy and shiny . . . "
  • "Loser!"
  • "Shortbus!"
  • "Bull-dyke!"
  • "Stuck-up!"
  • "Hunchback!"
  • "Then we got bigger, that was the trigger."
  • "Welcome to my school."
  • "This ain't no high school."
  • "This is the Thunderdome."
  • "Hold your breath."
  • "Count the days."
  • "We're graduating soon."
  • "College will be paradise."
  • "I know life can be beautiful."
  • "I pray for a better way."
  • "If we changed back then, we can change again."
  • "We can be beautiful . . ."
  • "Hey, are you okay?"
  • "Get away, nerd!"
  • "Watch it!"
  • "Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze!"
  • "Agh! . . . Hey, _____. "
  • "We on for movie night?"
  • "Again? Don't you have it memorized by now?"
  • "I'm a sucker for a happy ending!"
  • "_______! Wide load!"
  • "Hey! Pick that up right now!"
  • "I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?"
  • "I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend."
  • "You're a high school has-been waiting to happen."
  • "You got a zit right there."
  • "Why do they hate me?"
  • "Why don't I fight back?"
  • "Why do I act like such a creep?"
  • "Why won't he date me?"
  • "Why did I hit him?"
  • "Why do I cry myself to sleep?"
  • "Somebody hug me!"
  • "Somebody fix me!"
  • "Send me a sign, God!"
  • "Give me some hope, here!"
  • "Her dad's loaded - he sells engagement rings."
  • "Her mom did pay for implants."
  • "______, The Almighty."
  • "She is a mythic bitch!"
  • "I'd give anything to be like that."
  • "Grow up, _________ Bulimia is so '87."
  • "Maybe you should see a doctor, ________."
  • "I crave a boon."
  • "Shut up, ________!"
  • "For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure."
  • "If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important."
  • "You could stand to lose a few pounds."
  • "Out of my way, geek!"
  • "I don't want trouble!"
  • "You're gonna die at 3PM!"
  • "Don't you dare touch me!"
  • "Get away, pervert!"
  • "What did I ever do to them?"
  • "Who could survive this?"
  • "I can't escape this!"
  • "I think I'm dying!"
  • "You hope, you dream, you pray, and you get your way!"
  • "Ask me how it feels lookin' like Hell on wheels!"
  • "It's a beautiful fricken' day!"

Am i the only one who is a little worried about Lionsgate someday getting the sign off from Stephanie Meyer to make more movies based on the Twilight saga. The Twilight story tellers were good but i can’t help but feel a little nervous about what Lionsgate might come up with. I wish they would actually leave the Twilight universe alone, instead of digging it up again and making more money out of it. But also a part of me wishes SM will not take part in the production of said movies if she ever gives the sign off 😐😐

I was tagged by @tosmichiyo   

Thanks for the tag :))))

Rules: Tag of your followers you want to get to know better.

Name: Rho (not really but shhhhh)

Nickname: Rho 

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Aries

Height: 167cm. I actually measured myself today for a fitness practical, funnily enough. Ok it’s not really funny, but I’m oddly pleased that I actually know my height so let me have this

Sexuality: Bi 

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Favorite animal: Snake (yeah I’m cliché. I know - Slytherin and snakes? I can’t help that I’m in love with these overgrown worms)

Average hours of sleep: Depends - usually around six but for late lectures and weekends it’s probs 8

Current time: 9 PM

Cat or Dog person: Cat (to my dog: I’m so sorry but you smell like fish)

Blankets you sleep with: One

Dream Trip: Iceland. Or Japan. Oooh and I’d love to go back to Montenegro…..This tag is evil, all I can now think about are the holidays I can’t afford :(

Dream job: Doctor? But I’m in med school so I guess paediatrician? Or surgeon? Basically any role in medicine where I don’t have to talk to adults (they scare me with their adult ways).

When I made my blog: January 2017

Followers: 66. But sometimes I like to turn my laptop upside down and pretend that I have 99. 

Why I made a Tumblr: Like facebook’s good and all, but I doubt my great aunt Jean wants to know about my love of LV/HP

Reason for my URL: Its the song title for one of my favourite songs from Hamilton - though they spelled it with only one ‘s’ on the end. And no hyphens. In case you wondering.

Ummmm this is the part where I regret that I’m not active enough on this particular blog. Don’t feel obliged to do this, but I’m tagging @hollyjinx, @merrinpippy, @schrodingers-spy, and anyone else who wants to do this. 

"Hey, hey! You, you! I don't like your girlfriend!"
  • Aries: ...God is testing me.
  • Taurus: Why? I see no flaws.
  • Gemini: Bye, I don't care.
  • Cancer: Well, I love her, so nothing you say can change that.
  • Leo: HA HAAHA HAAHA WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?? HAAA HOP OFF.
  • Virgo: *calmly sighs* You'll find someone who'll love you one day.
  • Libra: I mean...she's actually very sweet...so...whatever you say is just irrelevant to me.
  • Scorpio: You don't know what you're talking about. What, why? Did she do something?
  • Sagittarius: I know, right? She sucks.
  • Capricorn: What girlfriend?
  • Aquarius: I see that you're trying to split us up for like the fourth time, Avril, and it isn't working.
  • Pisces: Miss, you're making me and my girlfriend very uncomfortable. I will call the police.

anonymous asked:

Actually IRL the actress that plays Evie is bi. So maybe Evie is bi too. I don't know, what do you think?

Sofia Carson is bi? How did I not know this! Wait do you have a source? If she is that’s fucking awesome and I would legitimately sell my soul for a bi Evie. I really would. No questions asked. If Kenny Ortega came up to me and said “I’m making Evie bi, but you gotta sign this contract with the devil and give him your soul” I would do it instantly.

The signs as stupid things Taehyung has said
  • Aries: " Turn up!"
  • Taurus: "Rice Cake dougie"
  • Gemini: "You know bbuing bbuing?"
  • Cancer: "Actually I don't speak english sorry"
  • Leo: "This is Handsome tough guy"
  • Virgo: *to kelp* "Hello, What's your name?"
  • Libra: "I just ate lunch but I can't swallow it because of you"
  • Scorpio: "I thought my life ended"
  • Sagittarius: "All troubles start with me and end with me"
  • Capricorn: " I'm in charge of being the secret toilet"
  • Aquarius: "Stop playing hard to get before I kick you in the butt"
  • Pisces: " Jiminie Pabo"
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astrology color scheme meme
↳ anonymous requested meyer + taurus

send me a sign + a character/pairing/fandom!