actually i do but thats a secret

anonymous asked:

can you tell me about the bts ships? not just otp's, brotps too!

YESSsssSSS I CAN TALK ABOUT BTS SHIPS ALL DAY FAM

but ill only talk about the ones im familiar with:

1. YOONMIN (yoongi/jimin):

ok holy shit where the FUCK do i start with yoonmin. they’ve been my bts otp since day 1 so i have a LOT TO FUCKING SAY LOL 

first off, refer to this post as to why i started shipping them, they have a LOT of cute fucking moments predebut and its been a painfully beautiful journey ever since 2013

before we jump in we need to talk about how YOONGI WROTE A SONG FOR JIMIN BECAUSE HE ADMIRES HOW HARDWORKING JIMIN IS. IF THAT AINT REAL THEN GET TF OUT OF MY FACE LMAo like where dat song @ tho yoongs

ok i need to chill, but theres more:

like jimin being yoongi’s #1 cheerleader at ISAC lmao look at him cheer his name in front of all the fans and other idols with ZERO shame, and then there’s yoongi pretending like he doesnt hear him #typical

^ TYPICAL YOONGI. this ship is very love-hate. mostly false pretense of hate on yoongi’s end and WAAAY TOO MUCH SHAMELESS LOVIN on jimin’s end BUT we all know yoongi’s putting up a front. like there’s actually so many subtle moments where he reveals how much he cares for jimin and they kill me every time, like this one:

but then right back to pretending like he dont give a fuck lmfao:

ALSO THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST LEGENDARY YOONMIN MOMENTS, THE “YOU KNOW. I KNOW.” MOMENT (explanation here) :

this whole v app broadcast was a yoonmin fest and it was a blessing. jimin got him a sweater for yoongis birthday and they basically confessed on live broadcast that they’re soulmates. ugh im so sensitive about this moment

in summary:

  • yoonmin are polar opposites and that heart-pulling cold/warm dynamic they have is super shippable, thus the reason why they’re one of the most popular ships in this fandom
  •  yoongi puts on a cold exterior and doesn’t really show his emotions. jimin on the other hand is super openly loving towards others, especially yoongi, and its really fucking cute how yoongi reciprocates sometimes
  • the two really do care about each other a lot though and it’s really heart warming to see. also yoongi had jimin rap on his Tony Montana stage and it was everything

there’s tons more but for the sake of room lets move on

2. TAEKOOK (Taehyung/Jungkook)

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ebonyheartnet  asked:

Muder dad, I have a not so little brother who likes murder strut (and run after small jet-powered children) in 6" heels, but he will not teach me his secrets. 😢 I am a sad bean, because I fall flat on my face if I try anything that's over 3" that isn't a wedge. How did you learn not to face plant?

practice and nazi science, my friend. i don’t recommend the nazi science route though. bad call. 

when you walk in heels, it’s tempting to put your whole foot down at once like you do with flats–or like you would with wedges. there’s a bit of a gentle roll to it, and if you have a single continuous sole, that’s okay.  but actually with heels you want to hit heel first, then toe–you should hear that two-stage click sound as the front and back of your foot impact separately. also, you want to keep your weight really poised; your spine straight but not stiff, and your weight more on your toe than your heel; your heel is going to be wobblier. think of something pulling upwards from the top of your head and between your shoulderblades.  if you can, do heeled boots–weakness in the ankle is what gets people a lot of the time, and even short boots will be more stable. 

if you want that hip sway, walk on a line like you’re on a balance beam. lions do this–they place their paws all along the same axis. stepping into the same centerline will push your hips side to side as you walk. it is indeed very murder-strut-y. 

when you run in heels, you run on tiptoe–your actual heel pretty much never contacts the ground. same with walking on grass–it’s exhausting, but you literally balance on just the balls of your feet so your stiletto doesn’t puncture the ground.  when you kick in heels, you kick stiletto first–otherwise whats even the point of wearing knife shoes. 

beauty is pain. and pain is heels. 

source: drunken shenanigans. so many drunken shenanigans. tony got science involved, and pepper provided expertise. steve is weirdly good at the can-can in heels, just for the record. 

you can’t know this many badass ladies who fight in heels and not have drunken conversations on how exactly they pull it off. they are a source of wonder and mystery, and the drunkvengers are determined to someday discover the secrets of heelfighting.

Spy/Agents

Your otp are both secret agents. What a calamity. 

  • Who whispers the Mission Impossible theme tune on an actual mission, who shoots them a look of upmost disbelief. 
  • Who is the new recruit who always manages to do something wrong, who rolls their eyes but helps them in secret, never taking any of the credit.
  • When your otp have children, who tells them stories of all the missions they went on, who interrupts with “then I swooped in and saved the day!”. Bonus: “thats not what happened, don’t listen to them” “ummm yes it–” “you were unconscious literally the whole time.” “…you make a good point”
  • When your otp, who aren’t together, end up trapped in a very small space together (air vent etc) who suggestively wiggles their eyebrows, who repeatedly bashes their head against the wall and cant believe their bad luck. 
  • Who’s the brains, who’s the muscle. OT3 bonus: “Wait what does that make me?” “you’re… well, you’re you.”
  • Who makes funny faces behind their boss when their next mission is being explained, who is trying really damn hard not to laugh.
  • Who takes their job very seriously and seldom shows any emotion let alone smiles, who’s the joker and makes it their mission to entertain them. 

Requested by: anon. 

bruhdawnt  asked:

Hey meabhd, do you hapen to have any tips on how i can pick colors more easily because thats just a huge problem for me. I know the basics of color but i cant actually put them to use. Im confident with my line art but the entire drawing starts looking awful when i put color in it.

So a secret. I am rubbish at colour, it’s 100% the thing I struggle most with besides backgrounds but I have learned a cheat from my good friend @magicelum who taught me about how to fuck with gradients (follow him cause holy crap his art is absolutely stunning)

So… I start off with the flat colours and some shadows

For this one I used the gradient tool in photoshop and a red colour on Screen mode.

Then used the same tool but on a different layer on Lighten mode with a blue colour.

Finally I made her hair look all glowy by using a soft brush with a reddy-orange colour over her hair, with the layer on Divide mode.

Now looks all cohesive and like I actually know what I’m talking about when it comes to colour!

@awkweirdworld had basically the same question

Somebody in the Crownsguard or the Kingsglaive tries to pull a prank on Cor and replace his polished black heeled boots with bright red stiletto heels, only for Cor to walk in wearing them anyway. 

He literally doesn’t act any different, he’s not being jokey or embarrassed about it. Nor does he mention his shoes being gone, he goes about his day, he just does his job like normal. 

And that’s when his subordinates realize literally nothing fazes this man, you could’ve replaced his suit with Luna’s fucking Kingsglaive dress, he just does not give a fuck, he’s dead inside.

ive always thought it was weird how the common rooms of each hogwarts house was supposed to be this mystery for the other houses but harry and ron could still find the slytherin dorms pretty easily in book two. I mean, everyone has a general idea of where the other houses are located (gryffindor and ravenclaw in a tower, hufflepuff in the basement etc) and that might be fine for the other houses but do you hinestly think slytherin - the most cunning and untrusting house of all would be okay with having their common rooms so easily disclosible. NO way. I think the slytherin common rooms that harry and ron go to in chamber of secrets is a fake room to distract anyone who is trying to snoop in on the slytherins. Thats why its all dark and inhospitable and evil aura types because thats what the other houses think of slytherin. So if anyone finds this fake common room, they won’t doubt its authenticity. And meanwhile, the slytherins actually have a really luxurious and comfortable hideout in a completely different part of the castle funded by their rich pureblood parents   and thats why the common rooms you saw in book two are so ugly while in reality slytherin common rooms- the house full of spoiled rich pureblood prats -  should be the most extravagant and over the top thing in the whole school 

“Hm, hmm~ ooh, so thrilled! ♡ ♡ ♡ ”

anonymous asked:

Could you do a scenario of Bakugou actually being omega but acts like an alpha. He keeps it a secret since his pride. That's when he met a girl alpha. He almost is like a lost puppy around her. They are dating. Making a lot of people confused. (I hope the anon who send this two a different doesn't me copying this request)

I love Omega!Katsuki! It brings a whole new dynamic to his character. I didn’t understand the last part of your ask, but I hope you enjoy!


“Is she an Omega? I thought she was an Alpha for sure..“ 

 Kaminari, Sero, and Kirishima were huddled around a desk during lunch, deciding to meet up and discuss Bakugo’s current.. Courting situation. 

 "You think Bakugo would date another Alpha? No way. That’s not him. She has to be an Omega. Beta at the least.” Kaminari prods at his lunch, eyeing the two of you with a careful eye. Bakugo would never leave you alone. Everyone had assumed it was his Alpha tendencies to keep his Omega protected and safe. 

“Yeah but, look at the way he nuzzles her. Isn’t it weird? It’s like, he’s trying to get her scent on him.. Not the other way around.” Kirishima pointed out, frowning in concentration. 

“Maybe we are just overthinking it. I mean, if Bakugo found out we were-" 

"Found out you were what, fucktards?” Sero’s train of thought was cut off at the thundering voice of the male who was now stood behind him, face dark and eyes strained with impatience. 

 "Nothin’! Just, uh-“ Kaminari scratched the back of his head, looking to the two other Alphas for help, to no avail. Luckily, Bakugo cut him off. 

 "That’s what I thought, fuckrag. Now if you could pry your nosy shit-eating faces away from my girl, you’d be doing us all a favor.” He huffed, seeing you get up out of your seat and get ready to leave the classroom. “Don’t follow me, you creepy fucksticks. I’ll fuckin’ murder you." 

All three cringed at his mannerisms as he quickly walked away, tailing behind you as you walked out of the classroom. 


 "Why are you giving them a hard time? They are just.. Confused. Especially with all of those Alpha-scent masking colognes and scent blockers you use, who could blame them?” You smile, waiting for him to catch up with you. 

 "Shut up, shitty girl. Your loud mouth will be the death of me.“ He grumbled, walking past you with a frown on his face.

You shrugged, chuckling as you walked alongside him, your hand trailing down his arm to reach his calloused fingers. He let out a ‘tch’ of annoyance, a soft flush against his cheeks as he responded by intertwining your fingers in his. Just touching him initiated a reaction, the fuck was this shit? He wasn’t a little bitch like that fucking nerd, Deku. 

You nuzzled into his shoulder, much to his surprise, before kissing up his neck and over his scent gland to reach the lobe of his ear, which began turning pink to your amusement.

"Omega.” You breath softly against his skin, smirking as he tenses up. You felt a shiver shake his entire body as he grumbles, swallowing thickly before turning away with a pout, ignoring the slick gradually forming between his thighs. 

“Eat shit, shitty Alpha. I’ll kill you.”

Got7 As Shit I've Said While High
  • Mark: Do you think if you get drunk enough you'll just evaporate?
  • Jaebum: How does a pizza oven work? I mean, I know "how it works," but how does it work? How does anything work? Am I real? Is a pizza oven real?
  • Jackson: *In his head* HOLY SHIT. I FIGURED OUT THE SECRET TO THE UNIVERSE. SHIT. I BROKE THE FUCKING UNIVERSE. Are we gonna die now?
  • Jinyoung: This pop-sickle tastes like a bad time.
  • Youngjae: I don't need to know English to listen to English music, okay? Like, bitch. I don't speak piano but I still listen to piano music.
  • BamBam: Do you think giraffes like being tall? Do they get scared up there?
  • Yugyeom: I think I'm actually an old ass person in this young ass body and that's what's wrong with me. Like, I'm probably actually 90 but I don't know it.
f(l)ightless

pairing: theodore nott x hermione granger

setting: modern, non-magical, woke up married + fake dating au

word count: 1,436

written for: happy early birthday, kelly!!!!

part: 1 / ?


Theo meets Hermione J. Granger on a Monday.

She moves her shit into the cubicle right next to his, an ugly potted fichus plant and an “Inspirational Quotes of the Day” desk calendar and a trio of small ceramic cat statues that she claims are paperweights but never seem to move from their disgustingly tasteful antique perch above her computer monitor—and she’s bright-eyed and efficient and polite and almost pathological about following up on her follow-ups, about answering her emails on time and sending thank-you notes to the partners upstairs, and she’s annoying, she’s obnoxious, she takes one perfunctory, judgmental glance at the cases Theo’s chosen to work on and demands to know how he sleeps at night with a moral compass so irretrievably broken

He meets her on a Monday.

He listens to her deliver a scathing diatribe about the correct pronunciation of “route” on a Tuesday.

He decides he has to fucking hate her on a Wednesday.

And—according to the Comic Sans timestamp on the corner of their complimentary Little Chapel on the Prairie memory box—he marries her on a Sunday.

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anonymous asked:

Could you do a scenario of Bakugou actually being omega but acts like an alpha. He keeps it a secret since his pride. That's when he met a girl alpha. He almost is like a lost puppy around her. Please~ and thank you

I have no idea why this one took so long to write. I keep writing and deleting and writing and deleting. I hope you guys like the final product! And I’m way sorry that this took so long to getting to you, anon!


“Hey, have you seen Bakugou?” Kaminari asks Kirishima.

The redhead shuts his shoe lockers and looks at his blond friend before pointing to Bakugou following a (h/c)-haired girl. Your lips are moving, but both boys are too far away to hear. However, they notice the look Bakugou gives you. It’s one neither of them have ever seen on the explosive boy’s face. He is smirking at you, and you nudge Bakugou with your elbow. Bakugou is tailing closely behind you as you walk away from the school. Kaminari and Kirishima blink again. They have never seen him follow someone like that. And another alpha at that? Impossible. 

Kaminari and Kirishima blink at the scene before them then at each other.

“She’s an omega then?” Kaminari asks.

“I think so. She has to be, right? I’ve never seen two alphas together like this before. I don’t think Bakugou would be able to tolerate another one of his kind.”

But you and Bakugou aren’t the same presentation. You aren’t an omega, even though next to him you appeared to be one. In fact the opposite is true. You are the alpha. 

It’s Bakugou who is the omega. 

And you are the only one who knows. Bakugou Katsuki. A name that hangs in infamy. Every student at U.A. knows of the explosively aggressive alpha with deadly reflexes. Everyone knows the boy who survived the sludge villain attack. Everyone knows that he is an alpha … or at least that’s what he has lead everyone to believe.  Ever since his fourteenth birthday, his life has been nothing but heat suppressant, scent maskers, pseudo-alpha colognes. Omegas are supposed to be kind, docile creatures with pretty faces and sweet voices. Omegas are not supposed to be like him. He is not supposed to be an omega, and just thinking about his presentation makes him sick to his stomach.

But it doesn’t matter to you. Because as much as Bakugou is an unorthodox omega, you aren’t the typical alpha either. Your mom thinks you are too tiny to be an alpha. How is such a tiny alpha supposed to ever find a mate? You’ll end up alone, (Name). While you father doesn’t think any better of you, believing you are too unassertive and weak to be an alpha. No one wants a weak alpha, (Name). You don’t give a damn about presentations. 

When you met Bakugou, you knew he was an omega even though he reeked of artificial alpha scent. But you didn’t care. He was just Bakugou to you, and he’ll always just be him to you. That’s all that mattered.

The two of you are an unorthodox pair. But if you are odd, at least you can be odd together. You take his hand and lace your fingers together. Bakugou doesn’t look at you, but you feel his hand lightly squeeze yours. The only thing the two of you need is each other. The rumors, the naysayers, the glances that both of you got … as your omega would say … 

“Fuck ‘em, all.”

Bts reacting to their gf being a famous olympic figure skater!

Namjoon:

He’s away on a trip but he’s still watching your performance live. Once they call you up for first place he absolutely loses it and rings you up.

“Baby you did so good! I’m so proud of you! You looked absolutely magnificent and graceful! You better teach me when I get back!”

*is actually hysterical and so into your career bc “wow thats so cool!”*

Damn what a supportive bf… where do I get one?

Jin:

“How could you keep this secret from me?!”

“What do you mean?! You never asked babe…”

“Well…It would’ve been a good idea to tell me sooner, okay? Also can you show me videos of you?”

“You wanna see my bod? ;)”

“If I wanted to see anyones bod it’d be mine!… maybe yours too… No wait shh just show me your choreo!”

Hoseok:

After you show him a video of you doing your thing on the ice he starts praising you. Like you know how in church they have a rhythm to singing “Aaaaaameeeeen” well instead of that he says “Jaaaaaagiiiiii” in that same way.

Yoongi:

He would ask if he could watch you practice. While he was watching you he was slightly scared at the stunt you pulled but also amazed.

“Dang you might just have more swag then me…”

“So what I’m hearing is I’m cooler than you?”

“Eh don’t push it.”

Taehyung:

*Is amazed and shook*

“H-how?… You do it so flawlessly and effortlessly…You’re so beautiful and graceful.”

Look at that. You broke him again. stop doing that.

Jimin: 

“Bet I could do that too.” *hella cocky*

“Jimin, what?”

“You heard me! Lets have a race or something, bet ill beat your ass.”

“Shut your bubble gum dum dum looking ass up.”

“;-; I’m just kidding babe damn chill. You’re glorious.”

Jungkook:

“So I-im not the most talented one?…”

“Jungkook its not that big of a deal love.”

“How does an over achiever become a lower than standards. Is sand called sand because its between the sea and land? If you drop soap on the floor, is the soap dirty or the floor clean? Why do noses run but feet smell?”

“Headass….”

In reality he’d be extremely proud and would call you guys a power couple!

Cheating Sentence Starters
  • "I'm sick of being your little secret!"
  • "I can't do this anymore."
  • "You were supposed to be out tonight.."
  • "The way he/she looks at you.. I can't believe you're wiling to ruin that."
  • "I'm done being your booty call."
  • "It feels wrong, doing this with you."
  • "I didn't mean for you to find out this way."
  • "Don't tell me you're actually starting to grow a conscience?"
  • "He/She's going to be out all night. Come over?"
  • "Shit! He/She's here! Hide!"
  • "That's all I am to you? Your side whore?"
  • "I hate seeing you two be all coupley in public when I'M the one you're fucking."
  • "Don't you feel guilty at all?"
  • "But you have a girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband..."
  • "I want to leave him/her. I want to be with you. I just can't yet."
  • "You're my best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend--I can't do this to him/her."
  • "I told him/her I was going on a business trip."
  • "Do you have any idea how awkward it is to have him/her confide in me about how he/she thinks you're cheating--when I'M the one you're cheating with."
  • "You're the only person I'm with, why would I lie to you?"
  • "Alright, where is he/she?! Where are they hiding?!"
  • "We can't keep doing this.."
  • "Are you screwing him/her?"
  • "I don't know what to think, I just know what I saw!"
  • "Be honest with me. Are you cheating on me with him/her?"
  • "I can't believe you'd do something like this! Was I not good enough?!"
  • "He/She can't do it like I do. That's why you keep coming back."
  • "...Who is he/she?"
  • "I can't be responsible for ruining a relationship."
  • "Don't pretend I acted alone on this, it takes two to tango."
  • "He/She found out."
  • "Meet me in the locker room during free period? He/She had a test."
  • "Meet me at the hotel tonight?"
  • "I can't handle them anymore! They're practically driving me to cheat!"
  • "How do you sleep at night?"
  • "W-What's going on here?"
  • "It's not what you think!"

anonymous asked:

Me: cries because if isak has a broken nose him and even can't eskimo kiss. That's just too rude. I'm suffering

it’s okay! wanna know a secret?

Isak likes this better now (as a temporary thing of course because eskimo kissing his bf is life tbh) but omg now? 

now Isak sits there as Even cradles his face gently, and presses the most tiny little baby angel kisses on either side of Isak’s broken nose, before finishing it off with a soft sloppy one on the top. 

Isak will say “you do know that kissing it doesn’t actually make it better right?” 

Even simply kisses it again before saying “doesn’t mean I am going to stop trying.” <3 <3 

I know I always say my favourite character is Alix, but the truth is my actual ACTUAL SECRET FAVOURITE CHARACTER has no name, about 0.1 seconds screentime, and is probably long dead

You know what I think is possibly a really over looked/underrated/missed opportunity friendship was?
Wally and Zatanna.

Like, I think they could’ve been really good friends? Like the constant bickering over Magic VS Science :

“Wally I literally created a wall of fire in front of you.”

“No Zatanna there’s a completely logical explanation as to why that happened.”

“WALLY WE’RE IN THE ARCTIC THERE IS NO LOGICAL EXPLANATION”

And like part of me feels as though Bruce told her his identity because he promised Zatara he would look after her if anything happened to him, then prompting Robin 1 to tell her and then her and Wally make (un)subtle dick jokes and Robins just like :“I hate you both"

But I also think she would be really smart? Like in science especially which really confuses Wally because he’s like :“I thought you didn’t agree with science”

“No Wallace you disagree with magic. I agree with both because magic and science go hand in hand.”

And Zatanna helps Wally buy gifts for Artemis, and he helps her with buying gifts for Grayson, and he totally takes on the big brother role even though he denies it and (attempts to) intimidates her dates ;
(Personal Headcanon time) and also teases her and is low-key kinda grossed out about her crush on Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) because :
“Ew Zee, Hal really? Hals like my uncle thats kinda gross.”

“Shut up Wallace, or do I need to bring up your not so secret obsession with Kendra? (Hawkgirl)”

“What the shit how do you know that.”

“I have dirt on you Wally. Tell anyone about that and I will end you.”

“Barry told you didn’t he?”

“Iris did actually. I like her. She makes awesome brownies.”

“wHEN WERE YOU IN MY HOUSE?”

AND JUST ZATANNA AND WALLY BEING FRIENDS AND BROS AND UGHHHH I WANTED THIS TO BE A FRIENDSHIP

Feel free to add your own headcanons about Zatanna and Wally friendship in the comments (/☆-☆)/

anonymous asked:

Is it ok to ask for previous prompts but with different characters? If yes, I'd love to see the one with SO's parents deciding on the sitting at a family gathering with the Swapfell brothers ( and maybe UT, UF, US, SF! Grillby if you're up for it, because I'm super weak for all Grillbys :') ). If that's asking for too much though, I'd be super happy with just the SF!skele-bros' reactions, if it's ok to ask for that prompt again. ;u;

(*It’s totally cool to ask for a previous prompt with other characters!  I’m weak for all Grillbys, too, so I got’chu fam.)

Here’s the original Family Dinner with the S/O’s ex prompt.

I actually do have a bonus for the SF!bros (pretty sure I didn’t when I got this prompt, but it’s been buried; I’m so sorry!)  So this is pure Grillby goodness.


*It’s no secret that your family is a little.. apprehensive about the fact that you’re dating what they consider to be literal fire.  In fact, everyone is giving him a rather wide berth, as if a mere brush might result in a severe burn.

UT!Grillby:

Grillby quirks a fiery brow at the seating arrangements when he notices your ex at your side.  However, his hesitation only lasts a moment before he sits down with his plate across from your ex.. and stares.  

He isn’t much of a talker, and his years as a barman have given him a keen sense of social cues and little tics.. and right now, your ex is rather disconcerted over the fact that fire is appraisingly staring at them.

However, he isn’t concerned by the fact that you’re seated next to them.  Rather, he’s trying to figure out what drew you to them in the first place.  Your family’s views on him don’t matter as long as you choose to be with him, so Grillbz eats his food in peace.  He only breaks the silence during dinner to announce, “…thank you… it was… delicious..

UF!Grillby:

The moment your ex sits next to you, Grillby instantly gets their attention with a hand on their shoulder.  His plate of food is balanced in the other hand, and his narrowed gaze is hidden beneath his glasses.  

His voice comes out distorted by a low grumble of crackling flames.  "…you’re in… my seat…“

Your ex actually looks apprehensive, but is obviously determined not to cow down to a monster.  They puff out their chest and lift their chin defiantly.  "Actually, my name’s on the place card.”  They gesture off-handedly.  Yes, Grillby was aware.  His own place card read “Gilbee.”

His grip tightens on your ex’s shoulder.  Small tendrils of smoke begin to seep from between the spaces in the purple, swirling flames of purple becoming a more vibrant hue.  He leans in close, his face directly by their ear, heat emanating from him in waves as he speaks through a jagged white-hot maw.  "…i’m not going to say it again.. human..“

The heat must start to lick their skin because your ex jumps out of the chair and scrambles to the other side of the table.  Your family is a little bit on the terrified side, but Grillby is unperturbed.  Instead, he puts a casual arm around your shoulders (after he rolls up one of his sleeves) in an effort to unnerve your family further.  They spend the rest of dinner watching his dancing flames with a certain nervousness, wondering how you don’t get burned.

US!Grillby:

The bow-tie wearing flamesman is annoyed by the sight of your ex sitting next to you, and the entire room knows it within a moment.  The temperature has risen considerably, and despite the fact that Grillby took the seat across from you both, he’s unhappy with the situation.. and also mentally critiquing the tea.

He talks more than his other counterparts, and he starts by picking your ex apart, asking what they do for a living, how much money they make, how driven they are to succeed.  He’s sure to slip in tidbits about his own business and how it’s thriving.  

He also leans over the table to feed you a bite or two from his fork. In front of your family.  Think of it as his way of staking his claim in front of your ex without causing a scene.

SF!Grillby:  

The area heats up so fast that it’s a miracle Grillby’s monocle doesn’t shatter.

He’s annoyed, and he’s greedy and prone to jumping to conclusions, so this doesn’t sit well with him.  Your ex is clearly trying to get back with you in his mind, so Grillby is going to nip that in the bud right now.  

”.. it appears there’s been a mistake..“ he claims in that deep growl beneath the roiling flames.  

Your ex is stubborn, even if they’re sweating bullets from more than just the heat.  "N..no, look, my name’s right he–..re..”

Grillby touches the tip of the place card, and it catches fire.  Instantly, it smolders to ash on the table.  Everyone is staring.  

“…you were saying..?”

“J-just that you’re absolutely right!”  You ex starts to stand up, but Grillby is still standing right there, behind the chair, so they can’t pull it back enough.. and they’re worried about being burned if they brush against him.

So, your ex actually ducks under the table and crawls beneath it to reach the chair on the other side.  

With a white-hot sharp smirk and a wink thrown toward you, Grillby takes his seat and starts eating like nothing at all transpired.  

jideni3  asked:

hey, with school starting up, i was wondering - how do you balance being a dedicated student and working out? my current class-load means i sometimes miss gym time 4x in a row, and it's frustrating when i get back to find my stamina+speed stagnant or reduced

also, completely unrelated, but i’d just like to say thanks. u go to a notoriously difficult school, work hard at both the gym and towards a future career, and still take the time to write and create and collaborate and engage with complete strangers. you dont have to, but you still meme and joke and share your time and energy so that others can laugh too, and it’s honestly a kindness, so. idk, thanks

Ah man,, ah man thank you!!

“a kindness” asjkhdhj thats tall praise for…the act of shitposting,, i appreciate it though

And yeah, I have very much run into (ha pun) the thing you’re describing. I’ve had school terms where I can scarcely step foot in the gym because of my school workload.

And it’s discouraging to finally get back to the gym and end up wheezing and dying with routines I used to do easy when I could work out consistently. I guess my most effective advice is that that stamina will always come back when your workload lightens so long as you still keep at it.

Like… I was honestly pretty ashamed of how much my stamina dropped last fall, after a spring+summer of an overloaded work schedule and bad gym hours. Prior to all that, I had been pulling off 10+ mile runs, multiple days in a row, and by fall I was struggling to do even 2 miles without taking a break ha… But I still went to the gym when I could, and worked back up when I could, and just glossed over the fact that I sucked ass. Now I’m back to being able to do 10+ miles from building myself back up this past spring+summer. (I actually set a new mile time yesterday).

Basically, putting an interest on the back burner isn’t abandoning it. You’re going to get rusty at it, but if youre getting rusty because you’re prioritizing more important things, then thats just being responsible. You can always build the stamina back up when you have the time.

Alternative solution: some people have figured out how to go for runs at 6 am before anyone else is awake and therefore avoid any conflict with class/homework during the day. These people are clearly not human. But they exist and do this somehow. So if you can figure out that secret let me know.