actually i can't stop shipping them

roteli  asked:

You mentioned in a post that fiction ≠ reality, but to kids it's not, fiction shapes how they see the world. Fiction is supposed to show them what's right and what's wrong. Adults who support adult/minor relationships make it had for children to distinguish that line if they haven't dealt with discourse (in the actual sense of the word) on serious subjects before. I can't make you stop shipping adult/minor ships, but I hope you consider what you're posting and the consequences that they have.

Is it fiction that shapes their perception or context?

I will agree that what we see in the media can influence us to some extent; a tragic movie can bring us to tears, just like a drama can educate us on matters across the globe, and propaganda has been used - even in modern day - to try and change the opinions of the masses to suit a greater power.

That being said, those things all rely on context: our tears spring from empathy, the education relies on a desire to be educated, and propaganda usually is on the back of a society willing to believe or being fed specific information from other sources. It’s like in children’s shows. We see Bart Simpson being strangled by his father, or Keith name-calling Lance, but children usually know these things are completely wrong.

They know not to imitate ‘Tom and Jerry’, because they have parents and teachers there to say: “it is wrong to hurt someone else”. They get time-outs on the naughty step, or a spanking in certain cultures, or just a long lecture … they usually have some trusted figure there to discipline and/or explain, so that everything they watch is through that same filter of understanding.

It’s why we need to supervise the media our children consume.

I think you are right: if this is the only discourse a child sees, it can have detrimental affects, but - massive ‘but’ here - where are the parents/guardians? Why are strangers on the Internet meant to parent the children of other people, whom they have not agreed to legally raise?

See, when we grew up, this was a constant discussion. We were taught basics of reproduction as soon as we asked questions. We were taught about ‘naughty places’ and ‘private places’. We were taught never to let an adult touch there. These discussions evolved over time, so - as a young teenager - we were taught about statutory rape, that even if we ‘want’ it that it’s still wrong, and so forth and so forth … 

We need to put the responsibility for raising a child on the parents.

Tumblr is 18+ on the app, 13+ on the website, I believe? While AO3 allows all content and explicitly states this, while having a tagging and rating system for you to make an informed choice about what you see. This means we have to lay responsibility upon the parents for not supervising or limiting the Internet activity of the child, instead of trying to infringe upon the rights of adults and remove their safe spaces to produce/consume art as they wish.

It’s basically a case of there being safe spaces for children, too, where they can discuss/consume art freely without coming across such materials, but that falls upon the parent to make sure that they are on the right websites … example, if I do not like porn then I avoid porn sites. If I don’t want to see shipping, I don’t go onto Tumblr or AO3.

What I’m advocating is personal responsibility. 

We need parents/guardians to stop the children from seeing these things, or for them (and schools) to provide a context to what they see … if a child knows that it’s fiction, just like child abuse in ‘The Simpsons’ or glorified violence in ‘Tom and Jerry’ is just fiction, they won’t normalise it and seek to emulate it. The answer isn’t to ban or censor such cartoons; no one would ever say ‘ban cartoons’, because they’re a part of life, but I think providing context to cartoons is absolutely key to these things.

One last example … 

I was around eight when “South Park” first came out; we watched it religiously as children, even with videos cassettes of it, because parents assumed that it was safe as all cartoons were for kids (that was their mistake and their fault as parents, because - like with shipping - the content isn’t the problem, but that it’s made accessible by parents unwilling to supervise their own children). 

In our case, we had massive context for what we saw (luckily, our parents were good on that score, which is part of why I always advocate teaching children, especially if you aren’t willing to supervise them). We never copied the bad language (some people I know today never swear; even I say ‘shoot’ or ‘darn’ as a general rule). No one I know copied the violence (I don’t have a single friend from that group who ever tried to kick a baby, for example). 

It was just entertainment. We laughed and enjoyed it, but we never copied it or held it up to a standard of normality … it was just a cartoon; we knew that, because our parents taught us that, as well as teaching us the behaviour in such cartoons was inappropriate in real life. This is why education is key.

If a child has parents that accidentally let them see Keith/Shiro, they should at least have the education and context to know that behaviour is inappropriate and should not be copied … it’s not up to shippers to stop creating such works, because the places we’re in are designed for adults or for all age-groups with explicit rules allowing such art. Now, if I went onto a children’s forum and posted such things -? Bad. On Tumblr -? Not so bad.

Sorry for the long essay back. 

We just need to realise that art/fanfiction isn’t the problem; the problem comes from parents/guardians not contextualising what children see, or preventing them from seeing it in the first place. We also need more safe spaces just for children, both moderated and supervised by responsible adults, so they have places to go that - well - aren’t Tumblr or AO3.  

advice for the signs
  • aries: you're full of ideas and they're always amazing! you are so much smarter than you give yourself credit for, even though you try to appear like you're a bit of a daredevil, you don't always like to come too far out of your cozy little comfort zone. but I promise, if you come out a bit more you can experience so many exciting things, and your abilities will make you shine like a star in the night sky.
  • taurus: not only are you are a badass, you're also super cool. if there are any haters its only because they want to be like you - really though. you just have an aura about you that pulls people in and once they get to know you, they don't ever want to get away. people want to overindulge in you, and if that wears you out then take a break and don't feel bad about it, your friends know you'll come back at the end of the day.
  • gemini: you're not a two-faced backstabbing bitch, you are a beautiful person who struggles with having to listen to an angel and a devil on your shoulders all day, which I can only imagine is super tough but you've done an incredible job to even come all this way and you should be so proud of yourself, I know I am. and lets take a moment to appreciate how you can walk into a room and suddenly be everyone's best friend with your natural charm and easy-going nature. you could take a bullet in the chest and your smile won't even falter. you're so determined to get what you want and you're so passionate and just everything you do is admirable. keep going, you rock this world.
  • cancer: if we're being real here, you don't actually cry *that* much. this is what it is - you have so many emotions swirling inside of you and they are like a beautiful storm of bright lights. and you should continue to let that out and share that beauty with everyone! but even with all that, you can be pretty hardcore and you are so strong, inside that whirlpool is a fire than burns bright, you should show people your intense passions as well as your caring side.
  • leo: you are amazing, and everyone around you knows it. if you're being too hard on yourself, lighten up a little because so far you've done everything right. everything happens for a reason, and if you feel guilty or sad about something just remember that your experiences have shaped who you are today - a beautiful, wonderful, magical creature with sparkling eyes, a loving soul and fabulous hair.
  • virgo: you work so hard to be on top of the game and I know how stressful that can be, but trust me when I'm saying that if you're doing the best you can, please don't push yourself any further. I'm sure you know what it feels like to get 3 hours sleep only to just scrape everything in on time, but you're doing just fine and please remember to reach out to your friends and loved ones and talk about how youre feeling. honestly, letting out any negativity makes you feel so, so much better, and you deserve the best.
  • libra: it's not that you're indecisive, you just like to weigh out all the pros and cons of a situation before you go into something - which is such a good idea, and I admire you for that. I bet you wish you had a crystal ball and could see the future to know how your decisions will turn out, huh? but the reality is that you should stop worrying about about the future and live in the moment. if you're not focusing on the present, you won't get to where you want to be in the future, and we definitely don't want to see you somewhere where your talents aren't being showcased.
  • scorpio: your personality is just so magnetic and you're so hypnotic, so many people absolutely adore you and would do anything for you - but sometimes they might not be 100% certain that the feelings are mutual. now, I know you love your friends and family so, so much with a fiercely strong love, but would it kill you to tell people that you love them and how you're feeling sometimes? everyone is here to help you and guide you on your journey to reaching the stars, but you can't build your rocket ship without the help of others.
  • sagittarius: you are incredible and so smart, it actually makes people stop in their tracks when you open your mouth and spout some beautiful, philosophical words of wisdom. or even just opening your mouth to say anything. everything about you is great but I'm not sure you appreciate yourself as much as you should. all the friends you have who love you should be an indication of how great you are. if you don't learn to love yourself, you might not be able to see through and out of your own little bubble and actually notice how much people care about you. because they care so, so much. don't you ever doubt that.
  • capricorn: your motto is work hard and don't take shortcuts, which is amazing and everyone admires you for that. it takes a lot of hard work and dedication to be you, and even if nobody mentions it, everyone is impressed. you're gonna go far, kid. but know that even if you're stuck in a rut right now you just need to jump a little higher and climb out. if you're stressed, talk to someone you trust and just open up and tell them what youre feeling. help them help you, and everything will be okay.
  • aquarius: we're not emotionless, we have a lot of feelings and we just choose not to express them because we're scared of people being overwhelmed by us, and we like to trust someone 100% before we open up. and there is nothing wrong with that. you're so good at listening to people's problems/how they feel and your advice is 10/10, but if you don't take time to talk to people about how you're feeling, you bottle everything up and one day it'll get so full that the lid will burst - and I know you're afraid of letting out all your feelings in one go, I definitely am. the only way around that is to let it out, bit by bit, slowly and over the years, to maintain your composure and sanity. and nobody will see you any different or judge you if you open up to them.
  • pisces: you're passionate, your creativity is out of this world, you're so good at helping people and you don't have a selfish bone in your body. you're always so up for helping people, and that is amazing! you're compassionate like no other, and your ideas are off-the-charts crazy cool. and you're not weak! you are perfectly capable of putting up your barriers, you just like to trust people enough to keep them down a lot of the time. and you're definitely not weak either, you've probably lived through some heartbreaking experiences, and you're still able to walk around with your head up and your heart open. now thats real strength.

Shinsou Hitoshi ~ Episode 10

Anime vs Manga

Someone in the studio must ship Shinsou x Midoriya, or something. Because Shinsou looks more concerned in the anime than in the manga. It can even be described as the state beetween being concerned and surprised in the same time.

I actually don’t know if he is shocked that Midoriya has so much power or he is afraid that Midoriya is hurting himself on purpose. If I would have to choose or something I would say that in canon he is shocked, but in headcanon he is afraid of Midoriya’s health care.

@msleilei

Can we as a society stop pretending that Henry VIII was in love with Anne Boleyn or any other of his wives, for that matter? Dude didn’t hesitate to have her killed and didn’t even know the meaning of love. If we keep doing this kind of shit, we may aswell start saying that the men who hit and abuse their wives do actually love them, because honestly, it’s the same.

One thing I have noticed lately about WestAllen and Snowbarry shippers alike is that the majority of each group don’t actually seem to care about Barry. It’s definitely not ALL of them, but I’ve gone all over this site along with other sites like youtube and it seems to me like a lot of the Snowbarry shippers only seem to care about Caitlin and most of the WestAllen shippers only seem to care about Iris. Barry’s feelings don’t seem to matter to them at all. Now, WestAllen and Snowbarry shippers, please feel free to correct me on this belief if you care about Barry equally or even more, because I would love to hear it. I feel like he’s been getting a lot of hate this season and now when I go look up WestAllen or Snowbarry, it all seems to be about Iris and Caitlin. Barry doesn’t seem to matter. Some of them even seem to bag on him at times. And the sites that bag on either Caitlin or Iris don’t talk about why WestAllen and Snowbarry are unhealthy ships because of how they treat their love interest: Barry, but rather the anti Snowbarries all seem to be boosting up Iris and the anti WestAllens all seem to be boosting up Caitlin. They’re not even trying to say why each woman would be a better love interest for Barry because of her personality and her actions. They just seem to be pitting Iris and Caitlin against each other and oftentimes getting mad at Barry.

The WestAllen shippers will get on Barry’s case for not telling Iris that he was the Flash in season one, conveniently forgetting how much Barry wanted to tell Iris he was the Flash and didn’t because Joe told him not to and seemed honestly like he was practically threatening Barry not to. Barry asked Joe if he could tell Iris several times, but Joe always said no. And the thing is, Barry was respecting Joe’s wishes as Iris’s father. Barry was not Iris’s husband and as Joe told Eddie, as soon as he became Iris’s husband, his vote would out weigh his. Now, I think Joe was kind of patronizing toward Iris in the fact that he thinks a grown woman needs protection like that, but I see why he was concerned. He is her DAD. Dads never stop being protective of their children, both sons and daughters. He didn’t seem inclined to have them tell Wally either in season 2. But lots of WestAllen shippers and fans of Iris in general get on Barry’s case for not telling her he is the Flash when it was not his fault. He’ll always take the blame for it, but he would have told Iris immediately if it hadn’t been for Joe. WestAllen shippers also get on Barry’s case for his first proposal to Iris. I will admit, no one wants to be proposed out of fear, but that fear stemmed from how much he loved her and he admitted later that he was wrong for proposing to her under those circumstances, which is why he asked for some space because he could tell their relationship was starting to get toxic and he cared about it enough to take a step back. Yet WestAllen shippers get on Barry’s case for that as well. They get pissed at him for asking for some space, when that is a perfectly reasonable thing to ask for. He didn’t even break up with her! He just wanted to keep their relationship from getting toxic, because that is the direction it was beginning to go with the threat of Savitar looming over their heads and the fear coming from both of them. And lots of these WestAllen shippers who only seem to care about Iris forget some of the things she did to Barry. Now, when I call Iris out on her flaws, please don’t accuse me of being a racist. Iris is human. She is not perfect and will make mistakes and do stupid things. Everyone does. Recognizing that a character is flawed does not make someone racist solely because that character happens to be black. I like Iris. I ship WestAllen. But I don’t have Iris on a pedestal. She led Barry on in season one. She had feelings for him and kind of teased him with them. She also tried to sabotage his relationship with Linda by telling her that Barry had feelings for Iris and by telling Barry she didn’t think she was the right one for him. She also interrupted their date. Now, I get that Iris was confused about how she was feeling. That’s perfectly understandable, but since she was still not only dating Eddie, but living with him, she should have kept her nose out of Barry’s love life. People get on Barry’s case for telling Iris about his feelings for her while she has a boyfriend, yet forget about how she tried to sabotage his relationship with Linda and led him on while she had a boyfriend. Now, onto Barry’s first proposal. I don’t blame Iris for being upset or even for calling off the engagement. If she doesn’t think it’s a good idea, then it probably isn’t. It’s the same as when Barry asked for some space. He didn’t think them being together at the time was a good idea, which means it probably wasn’t. However, Iris’s timing in calling off the engagement was awful. Seriously? She couldn’t have done it earlier or later? She had to do it while Barry, the man she loves, is lying in pain, recovering from a stab wound that shattered his collar bone, in STAR Labs with tears streaming down his face? Couldn’t she have at least placed her other hand on him, not the one that was now ring-less and told him she’d called off the engagement later? What is it with Iris and having awful, borderline cruel timing and no one being upset with her for it? Come on, fellow WestAllen shippers, you have to know that that could have been handled better on Iris’s part. And then afterwards when Barry is about to go into the speed force to sacrifice himself for her brother, Iris refuses to tell him if he lost her or not. She just walks away without saying a word. I’m sorry, but that’s not exactly the sign of a healthy relationship. Communication is important, which is why I wasn’t upset when Barry asked for some space because he was clear about his intentions, but I was upset with Iris when she just walked away from him. She could have at least said, “I don’t know.” That would have been fine, understandable considering she was probably confused about how she was feeling and what to do. Saying nothing isn’t very sympathetic, though. And then hesitating to say, “I love you,” back to him when he’s about to go into the speed force and may not come back? Really? She was madly in love with him a few hours ago. The point I am trying to get at is that Iris makes plenty of mistakes that lots of WestAllen shippers ignore. I’m not saying Barry doesn’t make mistakes too, because he does. He’s only human even if he’s got a meta gene. He isn’t perfect, yet people expect him to be. At least he owns up to his mistakes, apologizes for them, and admits when he was wrong to do or say something. Iris doesn’t really do that, yet no one seems to care. I really don’t want to be bagging on Iris. I like her most of the time and Candice Patton is amazing, but I’m tired of Iris and just about everyone else on this show being allowed to get away with all of their mistakes because they’re only human when Barry should have known better. He’s human, too.

Now onto Snowbarry. One thing you all should know about me is I’m a multi shipper. Yes, I know, I’m so indecisive. I don’t really care. I see why people like Snowbarry. I like WestAllen better because Iris and Barry are the ones who are actually together and in love, whereas Caitlin has been with Ronnie, Jay/Hunter, and Julian, but has never tried to pursue Barry. She was even happy for Iris and Barry when Iris confessed her feelings for him. But I think that if the writers continued with the direction they were going in season one, episode titled “Crazy For You”, Snowbarry might have stood a chance. One thing I want to say in the defense of Snowbarry shippers is it really pisses me off when WestAllen fans act like all Snowbarry shippers are racists. Yes, I am sure some are and they are awful, bigoted people. But that’s not the case in all Snowbarry shippers. Some just happen to not like Iris’s personality and that wouldn’t change if a white actress had been cast as Iris. But one of the major problems with Snowbarry shippers is when rather than talk about their love for Snowbarry, they only talk about their hate for Iris and sometimes even bag on Barry for being with her. Seriously? If you actually care about Barry’s character, then you would want him to be happy. I understand that you’re going to be like, “Barry, come on, man, be with Caitlin,” but if you actually love his character, then you’re not going to bash him or hate on him for being with Iris. For example, I am a huge fan of Avatar: the Last Airbender. I was a hardcore Zutarian, the ship that was not canoned. Of course I was upset, but I didn’t bag on Zuko for getting with Mai instead of Katara because he was happy and I cared about his character. I also wasn’t pissed with Katara for getting with Aang, because first of all, Aang is like impossible to be mad at and if that’s what made both Katara and Aang happy, then fine. I was still upset, but I didn’t bash the characters for being happy.  And for the record, I found Zuko’s love interest, Mai, to be kind of unlikable. She was very negative in my opinion. This is probably a feeling lots of Snowbarry shippers have for Iris: they don’t find her likable. But I was still able to tolerate Zuko being with Mai and didn’t hate him for it because he was happy. Why can’t Snowbarry shippers do the same thing when Barry is with Iris? Now, lots of Snowbarry shippers hate that Barry spends so much time with Iris, his girlfriend and later fiancee, when I am willing to bet they wouldn’t have a complaint in the world if it was Caitlin he was dating and spending all his time with, if it was Caitlin he was trying to save from Savitar. Let’s not be hypocrites. Another thing that downright appalls me is when Snowbarry shippers call the kiss of death Caitlin gave Barry romantic. Not all Snowbarry shippers do this, but I think there is something wrong with the ones who do. She was not being romantic with him. She was trying to KILL him. If Cisco hadn’t blasted her off and Barry hadn’t been able to vibrate to warm up, she probably would have. She also stabbed him twice and threatened his life. I know she was Killer Frost/turning into Killer Frost when these things happened, but Caitlin didn’t have a multiple personality disorder. It was still her. Just the darkest parts of her. And the darkest parts of her wanted to hurt him and no one seems to care. Snowbarry shippers get angry with Barry for being with Iris, but don’t seem to be that upset that Caitlin is with Julian. They get angry with Barry for unintentionally giving Caitlin powers, (though she might have developed them anyway. We don’t know), yet don’t get upset with her for abusing him with them. They don’t get mad at Caitlin for bringing up Barry’s dead mother when he is offering her help to handle her powers. Barry would NEVER bring up Ronnie or Caitlin’s father like that. They don’t get mad at Caitlin for saying Barry wrecks everyone’s lives and leaves them to pick up the pieces of his mistakes, when that is exactly what Barry has been doing for Caitlin and Cisco since 1x01 when he started stopping the metas created by the particle accelerator they built for Wells and helped set off. I know she felt bad about the things she said and did, but she still said and did them and never really apologized for her actions to the people she hurt. Snowbarry/Flashfrost wasn’t a very healthy ship in season three, and it wasn’t Barry’s fault. So why does he seem to get all the blame? 

If you’re going to ship WestAllen or Snowbarry, remember that Barry is one half of both those equations. You have to care about him and his feelings too. I didn’t hate Iris for being with Eddie. I don’t hate Caitlin for being with Julian. Why should Barry be hated on for being with Iris? And why should Iris not be held accountable for her actions when they hurt him? They’re both human. They both make mistakes. But only Barry seems to get the WestAllen shippers’ hate for them.

Part of me wonders if the reason Caitlin and Iris get more love from the Snowbarry and WestAllen shippers is because of feminism. Well, I happen to be a feminist too, and I believe that feminism means the equality between the sexes. It does not mean hating men. It doesn’t mean acting like women’s feelings are more important than men’s. It’s to try to get equal job opportunities and rights and not to have certain roles assigned to certain genders. It’s to get rid of the stupid phrase ‘throw like a girl’. Barry’s feelings are just as valid as Iris and Caitlin’s. It’s not anti-feminist to recognize the flaws in Caitlin and Iris and sometimes think Barry deserves better, especially when the fandom just lets them get away with hurting him and act like he is the bad guy, when he has never intentionally hurt either of them and has been sorry any time he has, yet when Iris showed off her ring-less fingers when he was recovering from being stabbed, she had to know she was going to hurt him, and when Caitlin literally stabbed him with ice, that was definitely hurting him.

They have an interesting connection. A lot of people say, ‘Oh, it’s a romantic connection.’ But I think right now, it’s a connection where he feels a certain amount of peace with her. He sees that she understands him a little bit and that she is willing to look at him with compassion and maybe hope for the best in him. And I’m certain that there is more than that and there is an attraction between them, but this is a long story and we’re not quite there yet in terms of romance.
—  Michael Narducci on whether Klaus and Cami will ever admit their feelings for each other (x)

anonymous asked:

Not hating, but I am honestly curious why you see potential in rivamika as a ship that would work, because in the anime/manga, most of the time I feel like everything Mikasa does is for Eren (especially in the anime, most of her lines are seriously just some variation of 'Eren'), just as how everything Levi does is for Erwin. And their interactions actually mostly revolve around saving Eren. I can't see them stop thinking of Eren/Erwn long enough to even notice each other tbh.

There’s actually a lot of reasons why, actually. Please note that I’m going to discuss why I think rivamika has potential, but I’m not trying to prove they have any romantic potential because I don’t personally think they do due to the theme and circumstances of the canon story (AUs/UAs are another story). However, there’s quite a lot of evidence that supports the ship. Maybe it won’t be enough to convince you, but it was enough for me and many other rivamika shippers.

Honestly, this fandom (and many others) have paired characters together with much, much less potential so I don’t know why so many people think rivamika doesn’t meet “shipping requirements.” I mean, part of the fun of shipping is being creative and match-making characters you personally think would make a cute couple. Hell, I even ship characters that barely/never interacted before because I think their personalities match up well and I like to imagine the possibilities. This is why I’ll never understand why fans these days have to explain themselves and provide proof, but meh. I got nothing better to do lol. 

I also want to note that I was fascinated by Mikasa and Levi’s relationship/parallels before I started to ship them–that was more of an aftereffect and a way to express my love for them. In other words, I’m capable of being unbiased while discussing their relationship :)

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For The First Time In Forever Reprise: Jason Grace
  • JASON FOUND OUT ABOUT NICOS SECRET IN HOUSE OF HADES:
  • Nico: Jason, I'm not going to talk about this with you.
  • Jason: Nico! Please don't shut the feelings out again,Please don't slam the door. You don't have to keep your distance from Percy anymore.
  • Nico: JASON NO
  • Jason: Cause for the first time in forever, I finally understand, For the first time in forever, you and Jackson can be hand in hand. We can set you two up together. You don't have to be gay in fear. 'Cause for the first time in forever, I will be right here
  • Nico: Jason, Please go away, your life awaits. Ship people on the Argo 2 and make them go on dates.
  • Jason: Yeah, but -
  • Nico: I know, You mean well, but leave me be
  • Yes, I'm alone, so stop this OTP. Just stay away, don't mention the son of the sea God around me!
  • Jason: Actually I can't
  • Nico: What do you mean you can't?
  • Jason: I get the feeling you don't know
  • Nico: What do I not know!?!
  • Jason: I will go down with this ship... Bro
  • Nico: I WILL STRANGLE YOU

yo nobody is gonna read this but i just want to point out that i’m 15 years old, same age as Peter Parker currently in the MCU. being the same age, i just want to point out that if anyone who follows me or reads this ships peter and tony, please stop that shit because you’re actually promoting pedophilia and i can’t believe that people are actually shipping them?? what the actual fuck?? peter is a minor and tony is in his forties?? which is so illegal and disgusting??
okay anyways stop that shit its awful

anonymous asked:

do you/would you draw klance?

HELLO YES I ship klance like my life depends on it. I’ve only actually drawn two pieces of klance fanart so far but somehow one of them has ended up being my second most popular post on tumblr ever. Not entirely sure how that happened but there we go! 

I should really draw more klance soon <3

unpopular opinion: i wish SOME kaisoo shippers would stop deeming all chansoo moments as fanservice and realize chansoo are actually close. and that kyungsoo can be close to other members and not only small kaisoo moments are ‘real’. They’re all friends who spent years together so stop talking as if you know them so well. Ship your own ship and stop dragging other ships down.

tankgirlss  asked:

if you ever draw genderbends i'm seriously shipping the dethklok boys and their female counterparts (weird but i CAN'T STOP) and i'd like to see that, but if not then some skwisgaar would be nice

I need more genderbend stuff from Dethklok. I actually like the idea of Skwisgaar and Toki together with one of them being female. Probably Toki. Maybe them both being girls. Yes, I’m going in the right direction.

Worry not, draw more I shall.

  • Me: *whispers* billdip, billdip, billdip
  • Others: Isn't that like, pedophilic? And gross? Like Bill is a triangle and manipulative and way older than Dipper-
  • Me: *still chanting, but slightly louder* Billdip, Billdip, Billdip
  • Others: You can't ship that! the only way it can exist is Ooc and Abuse!
  • Me: *pulls out great fanfictions like For the Health and Safety of Mabel Pines and it's sequel, For the Morality and Sanity of Dipper Pines and sets it gently in front of them* BillDIp BIllDiP BiLlDiP
  • Others Vs. 1: Wow, I'm sorry, this is actually pretty good, I'm sorry that I would tag my ship hate and stuff, it's not all that bad (and I kinda really like it)
  • Others Vs. 2: It's still trash and you need to stop making fanart and fanfics, or at least posting them because it makes me uncomfortable and it's still a bad ship!
  • Me: *SCREECHES* BILLDIP BILLDIP BiLLDIP
  • Others: Plus the fanworks are unsuitable for young viewers of gravity falls because it's a same sex couple and there are a lot of gory billdip works out there!
  • Other Vs 1: Actually, they tag that and put rated M/E warnings on their works-
  • Me: *literally bursts into flames, climbing ontop of them to consume their mortal soul* BILLDIP BILLDIP BILLDIP
  • by the way I am not even exaggerating on the excuses for billdip ship haters ever single one of the arguments I have seem before I am literally not kidding and I am sick of it
  • please keep your ship hate to yourself IDC if you like it or not it is fucking fictional so just stop
IM SO SORRY FOR THIS BATTLE OF THE SHIPS....
  • Announcer: Epic Ship BATTLES OF HISTORY
  • Announcer: SOLANGELO
  • ANNOUNCER: VERSUS
  • ANNOUNCER: GUMLEE! BEGIN!
  • Will:
  • A wad of gum and a vamp,
  • hey that's knew.
  • How can we take you seriously if you're a cartoon
  • You will never be official,
  • just face the facts,
  • I can write a limerick to put you to shame while getting an afternoon snack.
  • Your story is lame,
  • you have a preteen girl save you? (what a shame....)
  • You two are just clones
  • You think you can get into our zone?
  • We got a better chance of getting together than you'll get in a million years
  • I can't wait to watch you shed your tears
  • Come talk to me when you fight and get a scar
  • Enough said, Go crawl back in your twilight book so you can sparkle like a shooting star.
  • Marshall: Actually I burn, but that doesn't stop me from me from killin like a machete
  • I make people scream louder than a game of five nights at Freddy's.
  • You shouldn't talk Solace, I see what you do,
  • using doctor pickup lines to get close to your boo
  • And give up di Anglo, you're weak!
  • having a crush on Jackson is one thing, but you slapped your fandom on the cheek
  • I'm a thousand years of age, and you whine because you're a decade,
  • I can't wait to see you die and watch your corpse decay!
  • *Nico stares angrily*
  • Gumball:
  • Ha! No raps I see,
  • what you think you can scare me?
  • Think again!
  • I'm a dominant of the kingdom of sweets!
  • *Raps with slow tempo*
  • Try me kitties, I'll watch you pounce
  • People shipping us more than than your finger can count
  • Your ship is a joke,
  • My time has awoke
  • To show you the fury of the fresh Prince
  • Marshall: And a King!
  • Gumball: Sorry Will, no defending this drama queen
  • *Nico glares at them and cracks knuckles*
  • Nico:
  • Look bubble pop, you actually make me laugh
  • Will:
  • Believe me that's a very hard task
  • Nico:
  • You think a crown can make you a man,
  • I'm a beast with a sword gripped in hand
  • You can't even fight off your own kingdom from a deer
  • Mentioning my name makes people quiver in fear
  • I have more ships on my side than a Spanish Armada
  • Ask Octavian and Bryce, it won't take much to stop ya
  • Your boyfriend might be a king
  • I am too
  • But I have self respect and don't wear converse shoes
  • SHOULD THE BATTLE GO ON? YOU DECIDE: WHO WON?

anonymous asked:

Hey, I really love your blog! I was wondering, when do you think that Jikook dynamics changed? When did Jungkook stop rejecting Jimin and why?Do you have any theories? Oh and do you know any fics that describe that transition they had from, let's say a love-hate relationship to the pure love relationship? I was a Jihope shipper first, then a Yoonmin shipper, but after getting into BTS more, I can't help but feel that Jikook is the only ship that might be real. It's been a wild ride ever since :D

I actually make a lot of posts where you can literally see a change in behaviour between the both of them. And I think a lot of us conclude it to be last year’s year end, so around Christmas of 2015 is when they started becoming really cuddly with each other and then when the new year 2016 came, their dynamics changed completely, and the entirety of 2016 was filled with them being sketchy and really really lovey dovey with each other with every moment they’re together.

So of course, with 2016 being Jungkook’s official coming of age and stuff, followed by their performance of Adult Ceremony (WHICH THEY HAVE NOT SPOKEN ABOUT SINCE, DESPITE THE OUTBURST IT CAUSED ALL AROUND KOREA), I’m sure you can come up with some conclusions…I know I have :’3

And honestly, more and more I’m glad this is the ship I ended with, because as time goes by I see more and more people say: “I never shipped jikook but I saw *blank* and I went….whoa.” So…perhaps we’re not as delusional as we’re believe sometimes ;)

BUT PERIDOT

- New theme INCLUDING Peridot
- Peridot actually /defending/ the Crystal Gems when that rescue ship comes
- PERIDOT BEING FORCED BACK INTO HER GEM BECAUSE SHE PROTECTED STEVEN OR AMETHYST WITH HER BODY AND REEMERGING WITH A NEW DESIGN WITH STARS AND SHIT BECAUSE SHE ACTUALLY LOVES THEM AND THINKS THEY’RE WORTH PROTECTING (yeah Peridactyl, we all saw through that “some things are worth protecting” spiel)

the multiple personalities fandom
  • troyler fandom: fuck each other up the ass
  • troyler fandom: oh my god guys we need to stop invading their privacy this is getting out of hand we need to respect them & only ship this platonically
  • troyler fandom: *sobs* but tyler, marcus just isn't the one for you
  • troyler fandom: bitches back off, troye is mine
  • troyler fandom: lol hummus and ranch and nutella and shit i feel so much dissapointMINT in out fandom lmao
  • troyler fandom: actually fuck you troyesivan18
Okay...can I just rant? This is something I normally wouldn't do, because this isn't my kind of thing, the whole cursing and angry thing...but I just can't anymore.

I JUST REALLY FUCKING CAN’T, OKAY? I REALLY DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THESE DAMN SHIPPING WARS.

SASUSAKU GOT THEIR MOMENT AND WE CAN’T ENJOY IT IN PEACE BECAUSE DAMN ANTI’S ARE FUCKING JALAPENO FUCKERS AND THEN WHEN IT STINGS THEY TAKE IT OUT ON US.

BUT I’M JUST SO DAMN DONE WATCHING THEM INSULT US AS PEOPLE. OKAY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY SHIP BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE MEAN TO ME ABOUT IT? IT’S NOT LIKE I’M TAKING ANYTHING AWAY FROM YOU.

ANOTHER THING: STOP CALLING SHIPS ABUSIVE AND RAPE UNLESS IT’S ACTUALLY SHOWN IN CANON. THIS IS A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE. THEY’RE NINJA. KILLING OPPOSING NINJA IS WHAT THEY DO FOR A LIVING. OF COURSE THEY HAVE TO TRY TO KILL EACH OTHER. BUT NOW THAT THEY’RE ON THE SAME SIDE AGAIN, WILL THEY REALLY FUCKING TRY TO GO AT IT AGAIN? AND RAPE? I’D HARDLY CALL ADMIRING A PERSON AND WATCHING FROM AFAR, BEING A WELL WISHER RAPE. AND BY THE WAY, I NEVER SAW NARUTO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE BY HER ATTENTION. HE THOUGHT SHE WAS WEIRD, BUT HE NEVER WANTED TO PUSH HER AWAY FOR IT.

SASUKE AND SAKURA TRIED TO KILL EACH OTHER WHILE THEY WERE ENEMIES BECAUSE THAT’S JUST HOW NINJAS DO. BUT KARIN WAS HIS COMRADE AND HE DIDN’T HESITATE TO STAB RIGHT THROUGH HER. SO TELL ME AGAIN WHICH IS ABUSIVE? LET’S NOT MENTION KARIN LITERALLY MADE PLANS TO “SAVAGE” SASUKE OR SOMETHING WHILE HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS, OR IN OTHER WORDS, UNABLE TO GIVE CONSENT, WHICH IS WHAT RAPE IS.

AND IF YOU WILL USE THESE TERMS, PLEASE, JUST DON’T FUCKING USE BULLSHIT DOUBLE STANDARDS. SASUKE TRYING TO KILL SAKURA IS ABUSIVE? WELL THEN, SO IS SASUKE TRYING TO KILL NARUTO, KARIN, AND ALMOST EVERY OTHER FUCKING PERSON. NARUHINA IS RAPE BECAUSE HINATA ALWAYS FOLLOWED NARUTO? WELL THEN, GUESS KARIN IS DEFINITELY TRYING TO RAPE SASUKE. 

A FINAL FUCKING THING. WHY THE FUCK IS OUR MOMENT ROMANTIC WHILE YOUR CPR AND EVERYTHING ELSE  IS PLATONIC? BECAUSE OF THE FEELINGS OF THE PARTIES INVOLVED YOU LITTLE CHICKEN SHITS. SAKURA’S FEELINGS FOR SASUKE ARE CONFIRMED OVER AND OVER TO BE ROMANTIC, AND HER’S FOR NARUTO ARE CONSTANTLY CONFIRMED TO BE  PLATONIC. IN FACT, NARUTO’S FEELINGS FOR SAKURA HAVEN’T BEEN BROUGHT UP IN A WHILE. FOR ALL WE KNOW, HE DOESN’T EVEN LIKE HER ANYMORE.

OH, AND, CPR IS A MEDICAL PROCEDURE. DOCTORS HAVE TO DO IT TO NOT LET SOMEONE DIE. DOES THAT MEAN THEY’RE IN LOVE WITH EVERY OTHER PERSON THEY SAVE? IT WAS PERFORMED ON ME WHEN I WAS BARELY THREE YEARS OLD BY A LIFEGUARD ABOUT 30 YEARS OLDER THAN ME WHO WAS MARRIED WITH A KIDYEAH, WE’RE SO IN LOVE, LIKE I LITERALLY FELT SPARKS DURING A ‘KISS’ I WASN’T EVEN FUCKING BREATHING FOR.

LIKE, IF YOU’RE GONNA MAKE AN ARGUMENT, MAKE IT VALID AND NOT CONSTANTLY CONTRADICTING YOURSELF. BECAUSE I’M SO SURE THAT SASUKE STABBED KARIN OUT OF LOVE AND WAS THANKING THE VEST.

NOW THAT THIS IS OUT, I WON’T EVEN TRY DEFENDING OUR SHIP. I’LL JUST IGNORE ALL THE ARGUMENTS BECAUSE THERE’S NO POINT. LIKE, IF YOU ARE REALLY CONFIDENT IN YOUR SHIP, JUST KEEP SHIPPING IT AND DON’T TRY TO SHOVE IT IN MY FACE. IT’S NOT LIKE THAT WILL MAKE ME CHANGE MY OPINION OF IT.

NOW SEND ME ALL THE HATE YOU FUCKING YOU WANT.

COME AT ME BITCHACHOS, I’M WAITING. I DARE YOU. 

Now that that’s said, I’d just like to say thank you to the few people who are actually letting us ship in peace. I know some of you may have some of the opinions I kind of tried to murder, and this is not meant to insult you. It’s just for the people who keep trying to throw it in our faces and personally insult us and our beliefs, whether or not you know who I’m talking about. I’m sorry if it offended any of those people who are leaving us be and enjoying your own ship without shoving your nose in ours.