actually he said i was

dirty little secret: i’m a bitch for mythology

*I’m not even kidding I was the only person at my school to take the only mythology class we had twice and I finished with a 100+% each semester.*

After Robert gets forcefully outed by Chrissie

Diane: I think they’ll be happy if you were having a fatal heart attack

Robert: Aren’t you meant to be my family?

like what an actual bitch. 

anonymous asked:

How did Connor commit suicide?

It isn’t actually said in the musical, but I hc he overdosed something. Also there’s a possibility it wasn’t a suicide and he killed himself by accident, you know, since the “suicide note” wasn’t actually a suicide note, right?

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BTS as shit my friend says

Seokjin: It’s almost as good looking as me.

Yoongi: Don’t wave at me.

Hoseok: I WANT THAT! LOOK AT THOSE GLOW IN THE DARK PANTIES!

Namjoon: I’m a tree.

Jimin: Look, I got little legs, I’m going to have to speed walk.

Taehyung: We can dab naked.

Jungkook: I’m going to have to fight you if you keep being cheeky

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Barcelona, I want to hear you sing this song with me. Muy loud. Very loud. Here we go. It’s called Brother.

  • The lady at the adoption centre as I'm signing the papers to adopt my first child: Isn't this the greatest day of your life?
  • Me, thinking of the day Raphael Santiago was confirmed asexual by Shadowhunters, giving me the first tv show character who shared my sexual orientation: Uh, yeah, it's definitely up there.
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GRIMM | 6.12

I thought I lost you once already tonight. Be careful.

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every westallen scene ever (120/?)

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you gotta keep on keeping on 

drunksciencebros  asked:

ok but did kyle ever give you that 20 its been like 3 or so weeks if he hasn't the guy should Pay tf Up

CRAIG: Yeah, no, he did. It was a while ago.
CRAIG: Guys, I’ve had mono for like a month.
CRAIG: I don’t know. Give me a break.
CRAIG: Don’t share vapes with your friends cause fuuuuuuck that.

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joshua birthday countdown: d-13

sh!t josh says (in english) [ cr. 1 / 2 / 3 ]