actually best friends

anonymous asked:

Okay but honestlyyyy, a sugar daddy doesn't really seem allll that bad. Some will even pay you just to talk or text because they want some nice company. Why do they have such abad wrap? 🤔

bc most of them want sex :/ it could also be dangerous, BUT if you can find a guy who’s willing to meet you out at public places and pay you just for your company… one of my best friends actually did it our freshman year of college and she got paid $200 just to go have lunch O.O AND he offered to pay for her books for school. i was like ??!? what’s the catch??? butttt apparently on the second outing they went back to his place and he tried to pressure her into sex :/ so if anyone does this it’s ultimately your decision but PLS be careful about it!! there are a lot of creeps in the world…

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Phichit might be the biggest Victuuri shipper, but there’s no way he’s going to let Victor whisk his best friend off to Russia before a few rounds of merciless teasing.


Phichit: And then he started crying! I can’t believe he felt threatened over that. It’s like he forgot he’s the one you’re choosing to marry!

Yuuri: Ha ha…Victor can be a bit extra sometimes.

Phichit: Yes, he is. You two are made for each other.

Yuuri: ?

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sorry but it will be really hard for season 9 to top this iconic adorable moment

theres no such thing as overkill. if the thing i wanted dead is dead, then it was exactly the right amount of kill
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those cheeky shits

how is it that everyone’s best friend is an asshole?? statistically speaking, there should be some best friends out there who are not huge jerks
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simon + needing space away from clary (aka clary approaching simon when he clearly doesn't want her to multiple times)

bonus:

“Luigi and Daisy can’t be gay and lesbian because they’re dating each other”

Uh, wrong bitch. Yeah Luigi and Daisy are dating each other but here’s my theory. They’re both dating each other because they’re closeted.

Luigi knows lotta people see him as being gay and people make jokes bout it all the time, and he is. But he’s scared because of how people joke about it and he’s scared it’ll some how make him less than Mario if he does come out, or that maybe he’ll be an embarrassment to the family. He’s scared how Mario will react as well.

Daisy’s scared to come out because she thinks because she’s a princess and that needs to be more “feminine” and like men to be considered on the same level as other princesses like Peach. She looks up to her bff Peach so she thinks she’s gotta be like her, and she’s scared Peach will know of her crush on her, or stop hanging out with her.

So Luigi and Daisy date each other. They both know about each other’s sexualities, they’re only out to each other. Luigi and Daisy are actually best friends who pretend to be a couple to keep each other safe. They vent to each other about their struggles being in the closet, they talk about the men and women they like, they cope together, they go out together, play sports together, they’re gay best friends who make each other happy.

Luigi and Daisy are the ultimate solidarity between a gay man and a lesbian.

  • Kisame: Do you want a churro, Itachi?
  • Itachi: No.
  • Kisame: Okay, let me rephrase that. Do you want me to get a churro, you lick off all the sugar, then set it down and say, "I hate churros anyway." and then I have to get a new one for myself because your saliva is all over it?
  • Itachi: ...
  • Itachi: ....yes.
  • Kisame: That's what I fucking thought.

Imagine Shawn’s mad at you, but you both had already committed to going to a party together so he picks you up just like he said he would the day before, before he was mad at you. He has a reason to be upset with you, but its nothing too serious, and you’re pretty certain it won’t last long. Neither of you talked about the argument, and you both didn’t have the time or energy to talk about it before the party. As you get into his car, you say hello, which he returns, but he doesn’t bother saying anything more as he drives out of the parking lot of your apartment building. Since you know you’re the one who upset him, you’re letting him take the lead on when you’ll sort it out and talk it through. You know him and you know there’s no point in taking about it until he’s ready. To be very honest, you’re surprised he still picked you up and wanted you to go to the party with him. He barely looks at you for the next few minutes, but just as the stoplight you were stopped at turns green, he presses the gas and at the same time, he chances a look at you. You’re staring straight ahead, but you see him in your peripheral vision. His voice almost startles you as he says, “You look really nice tonight.” He doesn’t mean anything by it except that he thinks you look nice. There’s no underlying message, no agenda for telling you that. He thought you looked nice and didn’t see the point in not telling you just because he was mad. His eyes are back on the road, and you know he’s still mad, but you try to hide a smile as you quietly say, “Thanks, you too.” And you always knew you would be alright, but that was just more confirmation. It warms your heart that even though he’s still so upset with you that he’s barely talking to you, he still takes the time to tell you you look nice.

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Hey, after all the times I screwed up and you two were there for me? It’s the least I can do.

Ink and Kisses

Anon said to moi:

“Omg i want a tattoo artist jungkook!!!!!! 😭😩 smut/fluff/and honestly anything!!!! I just love tattoos artists jungkook but there aren’t alot of those fanfic…. can u help a poor girl out ??💖”

FIRst time trying a Tattoo artist AU. I had to do some reading before this, and JK is sO sexy i s2g. Still weird that I don’t really ever feel like doing the do with him. HOPE YOU ENJOY <3 1,400 Words

Pairing: Jeon Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Fluff, Tattooist au!

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Originally posted by nnochu

No one would have ever imagined that hardcore badass Jeon Jungkook, the most well-known tattoo artist in the town, the guy who dropped out to follow his passion, was best friends with beautiful, sweet, top-scoring university student, Y/N. 

Physically, they seemed to be polar opposites. He had dragons inked onto his skin, three piercings on his left ear and two on his right, and always wore black; whilst you were a bright, clean slate – but you knew that was what he loved about you.

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anonymous asked:

do some matt and neil best friend headcanons

oh my god idk i’ve already received and written a lot about them which you can see in my brosten tag but i’ll t ry

  • matt has a pinterest board dedicated to unflattering pictures of neil he finds on the internet entitled “my mans”
  • personally i love the headcanon that neil gets signed to matt’s pro team before he joins andrew’s can u imagine how much shit these two would get into 
    • can u imagine matt enabling neil at press conferences oh my god
  • matt practically lives at neil’s apartment during this time and oh boy
    • neither of them can cook, it’s lucky that matt has a full exy player’s salary bc they literally just eat takeout
    • matt giving neil piggybacks so he can reach the top of the shelves to dust
    • matt popping up at his door at headass o’clock after an incredible game’s just been aired so he can talk to neil about it
  • when neil moves away to join andrew’s team they schedule fortnightly skype sessions 
    • matt: no, you hang up first 
    • neil: [hangs up]
  • matt getting neil into star wars and maybe neil’s not 100% into it but matt’s such a loser for this franchise that he lets matt take him to marathon screenings and he even buys him tickets to a premier for his birthday
  • also matt definitely cries the day he asks neil to be his best man at his and dan’s wedding
  • matt refers to neil’s cats as neil’s kids like
    • “thank you for looking after the kids last week, i’ll return the favour i promise” “i don’t have kids, matt” “are u sure about that”