actually alive

Favorite Person: *has a busy life and cannot interact with me constantly*
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: why in the shit does nobody on this entire planet give a multicolored fuck about me

Besties!!!

  • Wade: Peter completes me.
  • Shiklah: Uh, hello?
  • Wade: Oh, you're nice too, Shiklah.
  • Shiklah: I'm your wife.
  • Wade: Ahhh, but Peter's my soulmate.

I just… really love this movie