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Anonymous said Headcanons on how the S boys sleep alone and how they sleep with their S/O? Like sleeping positions

 A: hiya! I honestly feel like this will be a bit comedic (maybe) I hope you enjoy!

 Shuu: {alone}: laying on his back, arms behind his head, kind of simple. 

 {with s/o}: he’s still laying on his back (creature of habit) but you’re laying on his chest. His arms cage you in so there’s no chance of escape. You can hear his slow breathing, and the rise and fall of his chest lulls you to sleep. 


 Reiji: {alone}: he lays on his side, one arm behind the head, the other to his side.

 {with s/o}: typically, you laying in the spooning position. He’s at your back, and there’s barely any space between you two


. Ayato: {alone}: he kinda lays there on his stomach, head to the side, drools on the pillow, snores loudly.

{with s/o}: You know how he’s super possessive when you’re awake? OOOOH BOY hes got you pulled so close that youre often pushing yourself off of him because its so swEATY, even though you get away it doesnt last for long because he reels you back in. 


Laito: {alone}: he cuddles EVERYTHING, typically whines in his sleep, not because of sexual dreams, no laito has extreme night terrors and struggles with them often. he wakes up 2 or 3 times a night and has a hard time falling asleep. 

{with s/o}: usually it starts out with casual cuddling, but as the night goes on he holds you tighter and tighter. This is rare but often times he wakes up crying, its typically silent, but you can still manage to hear the sniffles and you take him in your arms and rub circles into his back to help him fall asleep.

Kanato: {alone}: restless, hot, sweaty, “GOD DAMN IT TEDDY FUCK OFF ITS TOO HOT I DONT WANT TO CUDDLE”, He never really sleeps, he mostly just lays there or walks around the mansion.

{with s/o}: i still dont think he would sleep much. he would pretty much be the same alone as he would with an s/o. although he would stay with you to make sure you didnt leave in the night.

Subaru: {alone}: perfectly calm, sleeps like a rock, has a lot of wet dreams, can sleep all night long 

{with s/o}: this was a bad idea, really really bad idea, YOUR ELBOW IS IN HIS FACE, YOU ACCIDENTALLY KNEE HIM IN HIS FAMILY JEWELS MULTIPLE TIMES, COFFIN SLEEPING IS NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS.

I wrote this as if the boys are homeschooling their children. For now I just did the Sakamakis but if you wanna see the Mukamis let me know!!~Mun M

Shu: He prefers assigning homework for his kid to do instead of actually teaching

Reiji: He keeps a strict class schedule all day. He’s a good teacher, although he’s pretty strict

Ayato: He favors gym class. That’s about the only thing he teaches his kid. None of that useful information

Kanato: He secretly tells his kid that if they bring him a cookie everyday, he’ll help them with whatever homework he gives them

Laito: He prefers his child know a bit about everything. Although he makes it a point that his kid must be properly educated in sex ed

Subaru: He is truly in for a test of patience. Every question his kid asks drives him crazy, but he’s a surprisingly good teacher

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I loved this part where they came out for the second encore/announcement (lost my sh*t at Hina’s TGC comment)

Subaru: Let’s do a runway

Hina: *lost his sh*t*

Subaru: *started catwalking*

Yuuchin: Murakami-san, runway plz

Hina: LOL

Subaru: Ruunnnwwayyyyy!!! *catwalking intensified*

Someone started beat-boxing to provide the models with music (prob Maru)

Hina: TGC desu! (TGC = Tokyo Girls Collection)

Subaru: LOL

Yuuchin (walking behind ‘em): Meccha ee wa!

Old men never change.

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What Subaru means by “demonically possessed” is there is a saying in Japanese that goes 神がかってる (kamigakatteru) which means “divinely possessed” literally. Figuratively, it means “wow I’m on fire!! I’m in the zone!!” where a god must have possessed you or SOMETHING bc look how amazing you are??

Subaru takes this saying and uses 鬼がかってる (onigakatteru) “demonically possessed” instead (before knowing that Rem and Ram are demon twins) bc he had the preconception that (1) demons are more fun than gods bc you hear about them more in stories, and they seem to do the most things (2) thinks demon’s are fun hanging out buddies bc they’ll laugh with you abt the future (3) I mean cmon there are people on the internet and junk who think demons are the coolest!!!

Subaru in turn, becomes obsessed with this phrase he combined from two idioms or sayings and says it in 2-3 of his lives, and it’s his Thing now, especially after finding out it resonated with the demon twins what a dweeb

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anonymous asked:

The sakamaki's meeting their future s/o at a royal ball hosted by their father, they are supposed to pick out a bride at the ball, sorry if the scenario is too long

Shu: Fun fact, your dad is apparently friends with Karl, but you’ve never actually met Shu until the ball. Your father found Shu and dragged him over to you. His eyes actually became wide at the side of you. He thought you looked beautiful. Call it “love at first sight” or call it “pure luck”, Shu decided that you would be his that night.

Reiji: He was walking around, looking at the apparent “choices” until someone ran passed him. He was about to scold them until they looked up with tears in their eyes. That person was you. Laito kept forcing himself onto you. Reiji asked you what your name was . After you told him, you apologized and walked away. Later that night, he made you his own.

Laito: He didn’t even think the ball was necessary. He had known you since he was a child and wanted you to be his since chlidhood. That night, he obviously chose you.

Kanato: There wasn’t even a party. It wasn’t needed. You and Kanato were forced to be together from your money-loving parents. At first, you despised each other, but as you two grew up, you actually became lovers.

Ayato: He thought the ball was pointless. Ayato was bored as hell, so he decided to go outside and just do whatever, which was when he saw you. Again, it was love at first sight. For him at least.

Subaru: There wasn’t one. His father doesn’t like him, so Subaru didn’t get a ball. However, Subaru actually a crush on someone from school. That person was you. One night, at school, he actually asked you out. Now, you’re stuck with him. Forever.