actually a fool is like a pudding


Years 1-6 they go ALL OUT like NO HOLDS BARRED and they come just short of actually hurting someone or getting expelled like they normally toe that line but April fools calls for letters home

And seventh year they’re like “how shall we top the pudding fiasco of ‘78???”

And they don’t

They do absolutely nothing

On their best behavior all day

It’s the anticipation for something that never comes that sends three people to the hospital wing.

The clock strikes 12:01, April second.

“Mischief managed, motherfuckers.”